>>This was supposed to be something home cnc machines could do! >this anon doesn't have a 3-ton vertical/horizontal 5-axis CNC milling machine at home
LMAO, loser.
pic unrelated.
Total Beaver Death
Kill beavers. Behead beavers. Roundhouse kick a beaver into the concrete. Slam dunk a beaver baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy castors. Defecate in a beavers food. Launch beavers into the sun. Stir fry beavers in a wok. Toss beavers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a beavers gas tank. Judo throw beavers into a wood chipper. Twist beavers heads off. Report beavers to the IRS. Karate chop beavers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black beavers. Trap beavers in quicksand. Crush beavers in the trash compactor. Liquefy beavers in a vat of acid. Eat beavers. Dissect beavers. Exterminate beavers in the gas chamber. Stomp beaver skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate beavers in the oven. Lobotomize beavers. Mandatory abortions for beavers. Grind beaver fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown beavers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize beavers with a ray gun. Kick old beavers down the stairs. Feed beavers to alligators. Slice beavers with a katana.
It was a war where the Danes armed the Iroquois to commit genocide against the local tribes, and secure beaver hunting rights throughout the great lakes. I don't know anything about the artist, but I'm 99% certain those beavers are actually supposed to represent all the tribes the Iroquois confederation wiped out with extreme brutality, though they also devastated the beaver populations terribly.
If I had a time machine, I'd go back and arm the beavers with machine guns, because I hate the Dutch and I also hate people who viciously beat on animals with sticks, such as the Iroquois and Hondurans.
>viciously beat on animals with sticks, such as the Iroquois and Hondurans.
Not all animals are alike. A man who beats a dog is human trash, but I wouldn't necessarily think less of a man for beating a rat, a snake, or a Honduran.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Rats are basically just puppies that fit in your pocket, and unless the snake is attacking you, I would look down on you for beating it with a stick. Empathy is what separates us from the animals and the Hondurans.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Rats will sneak into your house and shit on your tables if you let them
1 year ago
Anonymous
I love me some trained rats. Frick you i kill all snakes, even garter snakes. One time i chopped one in half and spent the next 10 minutes killing all the babies that squirmed out. It was fricking rad. Theres only one (1) snake i allow to live and he eats mice under my house
I wish we could still get cheap Mauser broomhandles. This was supposed to be something home cnc machines could do! REEEEEEEEEE
yes for those 1000s and 1000s of home CNC machines that are willing to churn out mauser
>>This was supposed to be something home cnc machines could do!
>this anon doesn't have a 3-ton vertical/horizontal 5-axis CNC milling machine at home
LMAO, loser.
pic unrelated.
Post the whole thing at least
Thanks! I didn't have the full photograph.
that's not the full thing either
It's the full painting.
Unless you want to go to Montreal and see the full 8'x7' original.
Total Beaver Death
Kill beavers. Behead beavers. Roundhouse kick a beaver into the concrete. Slam dunk a beaver baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy castors. Defecate in a beavers food. Launch beavers into the sun. Stir fry beavers in a wok. Toss beavers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a beavers gas tank. Judo throw beavers into a wood chipper. Twist beavers heads off. Report beavers to the IRS. Karate chop beavers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black beavers. Trap beavers in quicksand. Crush beavers in the trash compactor. Liquefy beavers in a vat of acid. Eat beavers. Dissect beavers. Exterminate beavers in the gas chamber. Stomp beaver skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate beavers in the oven. Lobotomize beavers. Mandatory abortions for beavers. Grind beaver fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown beavers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize beavers with a ray gun. Kick old beavers down the stairs. Feed beavers to alligators. Slice beavers with a katana.
leave bober alone
KURWA BÓBR!
QRD?
Is this painting a colonial era shitpost or did the natives and colonists really team up against Beavers?
It was a war where the Danes armed the Iroquois to commit genocide against the local tribes, and secure beaver hunting rights throughout the great lakes. I don't know anything about the artist, but I'm 99% certain those beavers are actually supposed to represent all the tribes the Iroquois confederation wiped out with extreme brutality, though they also devastated the beaver populations terribly.
>Danes
Huh, I meant Dutch, weird brain fart.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver_Wars
That fat ass white dude in Pocahontas was right all along, THE'YRE SAVAGES
BARELY EVEN LEGAL wait what were the lyrics
If I had a time machine, I'd go back and arm the beavers with machine guns, because I hate the Dutch and I also hate people who viciously beat on animals with sticks, such as the Iroquois and Hondurans.
>viciously beat on animals with sticks, such as the Iroquois and Hondurans.
Not all animals are alike. A man who beats a dog is human trash, but I wouldn't necessarily think less of a man for beating a rat, a snake, or a Honduran.
Rats are basically just puppies that fit in your pocket, and unless the snake is attacking you, I would look down on you for beating it with a stick. Empathy is what separates us from the animals and the Hondurans.
Rats will sneak into your house and shit on your tables if you let them
I love me some trained rats. Frick you i kill all snakes, even garter snakes. One time i chopped one in half and spent the next 10 minutes killing all the babies that squirmed out. It was fricking rad. Theres only one (1) snake i allow to live and he eats mice under my house
MICULEK ?
HE IS SLAVIC...
IIRC Miculek is a surname of Croatian origin
well yes, but actually not.
Miculek is of Polish descent
Even if Jerry didn't fire first, he would still kill first.