>fantasy thread
found the gated community silver spoon gentrified private school cuck boi
When I was a teenager I used to deliver pizza and I got attacked by so many dogs I couldn't possibly give you a figure it'd be at least 50 in the 2 years I worked there.
Sorry your le pupper good boi barkerino redditor brain can't process legitimate threats for what they are, hope you get mauled to death homosexual
I shit you not these used to exist
There were other branches of the family adapted to other ecological niches, including ones like pic related from the Triassic/Jurassic built like a damn reptillian greyhound, but apparently they weren't as competitive in their respective roles seeing as the ambush predators are the only crocodilians we still see today
11 months ago
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>family
Frick I'm moronic and forgot that's a taxonomic term too
To avoid any confusion, just pretend I said "order"
I've seen enough results of shitbull attacks that I don't count em as dogs. One lady had her entire scalp ate off from the eyebrows up. Straight skull visible like Darth Vader but worse.
Another dude was paralyzed with pressure sores and sleeping. Pit ate his fricking dick off.
I absolutely love dogs but would put those guys down for pleasure. Should breed em with a beagle or something patient and get rid of the fricks.
I just wanted to let you know that I have upvoted and gilded you. We cannot let these LITERAL NAZIS say anything negative about our heckin wholesome Black personinos.
What do you mean, anon? I'm here to talk about what the best weapons and ammo are for turning shitbulls into a pile of viscera, just like you. I mean could you imagine a .45 going clear through that things head? The chunks of bone, bits of brain flying everywhere. Gets me rock hard just thinking about it
Breeding, 2 kennels coming together to stud with their head b***h. >guess how the doggo gets preggo when you cant let multi-thousand dollar pappered/pedigree dogs actually frick eachother
>wrap jacket/shirt around left arm >offer left arm when it attacks >stab in neck with pocket knife
It's that easy. Dogs telegraph.
If you're just killing chicken killers or something then just shoot them with a gun.
>Yeah
I'm riding through the area
In a car that's made of frickin'
Bird feathers and pleather seats
And I gotta meet the b***h
Who says she works
At the swap meet I think
Or so she said
I don't know
Where she lives
But I know that she's
Not alive
She's dead
And I killed her
In the car accident
Lookin' like a President
In a frickin' chopper
I mean the Airplane
Force
One
>Offering your limb to a fricking pit is probably the stupidest thing i've ever seen on the internet.
It's not ideal, but it's far better that he latch onto your arm than your leg. It shouldn't be hard to lift the shitbull if he's biting your forearm.
I once went out with this Asian girl. She was 4’10” and less than 100 lbs. I felt like some old timey GI. That’s beside the point though. I went back to her apartment and she had two huge pit bulls. They seemed aggressive too. They were in cages so it wasn’t an issue, but damn I think it’s just plain irresponsible to own dogs that you can’t physically control
>that you can’t physically control
Women love these dogs for that specific reason. They are programmed to manipulate men into protecting them, and so want to manipulate the strongest man possible. They project this instinct onto their dogs, essentially using them as a surrogate for the protection offered by a human male, but are too delusional to understand that you can't manipulate the behaviour of a dog with the degree of specificity you can a human.
We don't need weekly threads about how much gun you need to carry to effectively kill an animal that weighs as much as an 8 year old. You'd be hard pressed to find a gun that won't do that effectively.
I've seen enough results of shitbull attacks that I don't count em as dogs. One lady had her entire scalp ate off from the eyebrows up. Straight skull visible like Darth Vader but worse.
Another dude was paralyzed with pressure sores and sleeping. Pit ate his fricking dick off.
I absolutely love dogs but would put those guys down for pleasure. Should breed em with a beagle or something patient and get rid of the fricks.
I have a sneaking feeling this person is part of that youtube community of schizos dedicated to hating dogs
>just carry a polearm bro >just carry a magnum handgun bro
And you have the nerve to call my post stupid. As
[...] >Offering your limb to a fricking pit is probably the stupidest thing i've ever seen on the internet.
It's not ideal, but it's far better that he latch onto your arm than your leg. It shouldn't be hard to lift the shitbull if he's biting your forearm.
said, I'd much rather have it bite my arm than my leg. Unlike you, I value walking over putting my finger in my ass when I jack off.
Never speak to me as though you're a human being again.
>Was out running one evening near a local park, >Two good boys who would never bite, aren’t bad boys, got loose from their yard and were out and about looking for a bit of the old ultraviolence. >The big one came straight at me barking, snarling, posing a threat > the smaller of the two circled wide behind me keeping quiet >I got extremely lucky when it bit I was moving and it caught my pants leg and not my calf where it was aiming >it starts to drag and shake now it’s clamped and the bigger one starts advancing >I threw a kick at its face that it dodged and it backed up whilst still trying to find an opening. >I am grateful that my local council hadn’t cheaped out on the local saplings they had been planting as they used Picrel to support it >I can tell you that a staffy doesn’t much like a Star Picket Fencepost clipping it full swing across it’s face, and that you can snap their back legs with a swing from one pretty easy, and that a few more would probably snap it’s back or ribs. >could also stab it with the pointy end but didn’t need to resort to that >fricked up the small one and smacked the big one across the face and it fricked off trail of blood behind it split it’s face open, maybe got an eye I dunno. >ran a few blocks the other way incase it came back then called the cops. >they asked if i was injured, which, some scrapes on my leg was all. >they came to my house, took a statement and said they’d follow it up and contact me if they needed me for anything else, and I never heard back from them.
So yeah, that’s my experience with dogs, and between that and living in share houses I fricking hate dogs >no you don’t hate dogs you hate the people
Yeah 100%
People should not have such readily available access to dogs.
I can also hate the shitty animal those shitty people raised. Those two things aren’t mutually exclusive.
You think Pitts are bad wait until you meet the mentally unstable inbred German Shepherds that workaholic suburbanites who dont train their dogs ever have. Ive had gen Xer yuppies cry and scream at me because their off leash German Shepherd charges me five times and my dog and I grab for my carry.
really hate dog owners who treat their animals like children then don't control it in public. They are fine with it running up to people and bothering them, they only play the victim when you call them out or reach for something to defend yourself.
.303 Enfield
12 guage brenneke slugs
can cannon w/ tennis ball
Something beginning with a 4.
.410 rat shot?
.410 PDX
4 pitbulls?
Oh cool, it's time for our bi-weekly dog killing fantasy thread.
>fantasy thread
found the gated community silver spoon gentrified private school cuck boi
When I was a teenager I used to deliver pizza and I got attacked by so many dogs I couldn't possibly give you a figure it'd be at least 50 in the 2 years I worked there.
Sorry your le pupper good boi barkerino redditor brain can't process legitimate threats for what they are, hope you get mauled to death homosexual
You want real advice? Literally any gun, fricking any of them. It's a dog anon, not an elephant.
SMASHED AND SLAMMED TOADLINE PACHYDERMS
Only good post ITT
unsmashed and unslammed crocodiles!
I tried. Not very hard, but I tried.
I shit you not these used to exist
There were other branches of the family adapted to other ecological niches, including ones like pic related from the Triassic/Jurassic built like a damn reptillian greyhound, but apparently they weren't as competitive in their respective roles seeing as the ambush predators are the only crocodilians we still see today
>family
Frick I'm moronic and forgot that's a taxonomic term too
To avoid any confusion, just pretend I said "order"
This should have been the only post in the thread before it promptly 404'd
kolibri it is
you made that up
I've seen enough results of shitbull attacks that I don't count em as dogs. One lady had her entire scalp ate off from the eyebrows up. Straight skull visible like Darth Vader but worse.
Another dude was paralyzed with pressure sores and sleeping. Pit ate his fricking dick off.
I absolutely love dogs but would put those guys down for pleasure. Should breed em with a beagle or something patient and get rid of the fricks.
>Oh cool, it's time for our bi-weekly dog killing fantasy thread.
frickin kek'd
finally!
i dont fantasize about killing dogs
i fantasize about killing pitbulls
Chunk of meat or some dog treats
Maybe some pets and a whoosagoodboy
Unconventional dog tactics
Highly effective
>He don't
what?
.950 jdj is the bare minimum. Using anything less means you have a death wish.
Only one way to be sure
leave with you subhuman
>subhuman
Wow that's not very progressive of you, back to
you go, spineless cuckold homosexual.
I just wanted to let you know that I have upvoted and gilded you. We cannot let these LITERAL NAZIS say anything negative about our heckin wholesome Black personinos.
ZESTY
What do you mean, anon? I'm here to talk about what the best weapons and ammo are for turning shitbulls into a pile of viscera, just like you. I mean could you imagine a .45 going clear through that things head? The chunks of bone, bits of brain flying everywhere. Gets me rock hard just thinking about it
I would say seek help but you're beyond that, so instead you should go suck start a shotgun at your earliest convenience
is that...dogfighting?
Breeding, 2 kennels coming together to stud with their head b***h.
>guess how the doggo gets preggo when you cant let multi-thousand dollar pappered/pedigree dogs actually frick eachother
>you cant let
I'd question if """""exotic""""" bullies are even physically capable of reproducing without a human involved
This is how pitbull breeders introduce the new batches of toddler-munchers.
>Butthurt Black person dog owners with low impulse control ITT
>HE A GOOD BOY HE DUN HURT NOBODY-
>HELP HELP ACK-
who said that
sexe
uzi 9 milimita
>wrap jacket/shirt around left arm
>offer left arm when it attacks
>stab in neck with pocket knife
It's that easy. Dogs telegraph.
If you're just killing chicken killers or something then just shoot them with a gun.
>Yeah
I'm riding through the area
In a car that's made of frickin'
Bird feathers and pleather seats
And I gotta meet the b***h
Who says she works
At the swap meet I think
Or so she said
I don't know
Where she lives
But I know that she's
Not alive
She's dead
And I killed her
In the car accident
Lookin' like a President
In a frickin' chopper
I mean the Airplane
Force
One
Moving out of your shithole neighborhood
The correct answer is 5.7 btw
I used to be afraid of random pitbull attacks, but now that I carry a halberd with me everywhere I go I have nothing to worry about.
most effective would be to SMASH and SLAM his genes so that its too moronic and unathletic to hurt anything
>Offering your limb to a fricking pit is probably the stupidest thing i've ever seen on the internet.
It's not ideal, but it's far better that he latch onto your arm than your leg. It shouldn't be hard to lift the shitbull if he's biting your forearm.
This thread has been made before many times, I believe this anon is one of those Facebook moms who make it their whole life to kill all dogs.
I once went out with this Asian girl. She was 4’10” and less than 100 lbs. I felt like some old timey GI. That’s beside the point though. I went back to her apartment and she had two huge pit bulls. They seemed aggressive too. They were in cages so it wasn’t an issue, but damn I think it’s just plain irresponsible to own dogs that you can’t physically control
>that you can’t physically control
Women love these dogs for that specific reason. They are programmed to manipulate men into protecting them, and so want to manipulate the strongest man possible. They project this instinct onto their dogs, essentially using them as a surrogate for the protection offered by a human male, but are too delusional to understand that you can't manipulate the behaviour of a dog with the degree of specificity you can a human.
12 gauge
poor kitter
Reminder to just report these shitty spam threads as the extremely low quality threads they are.
Whatever shitbull owner.
We don't need weekly threads about how much gun you need to carry to effectively kill an animal that weighs as much as an 8 year old. You'd be hard pressed to find a gun that won't do that effectively.
you're right we need them daily good idea anon
We need at least 3 a day.
>this person
>replies to two people
>calls someone schizo while being a schizo
wha?
Considering the amount of morons that consider shitbulls as dogs, yeah we need them.
I have a sneaking feeling this person is part of that youtube community of schizos dedicated to hating dogs
OP is a cat (or has toxoplasmosis)
Dogs are personal property so shooting one is entirely civil
>just carry a polearm bro
>just carry a magnum handgun bro
And you have the nerve to call my post stupid. As
said, I'd much rather have it bite my arm than my leg. Unlike you, I value walking over putting my finger in my ass when I jack off.
Never speak to me as though you're a human being again.
Autism since these threads are daily. Where is dog obsession in the DSM?
Just shoot it with any gun you Black person.
>MUH SHITBULLS OH MY GOD SO EVIL SO SCARY
None of you fricks have met a Chow.
>None of you fricks have met a Chow.
I'll shoot those too.
>Was out running one evening near a local park,
>Two good boys who would never bite, aren’t bad boys, got loose from their yard and were out and about looking for a bit of the old ultraviolence.
>The big one came straight at me barking, snarling, posing a threat
> the smaller of the two circled wide behind me keeping quiet
>I got extremely lucky when it bit I was moving and it caught my pants leg and not my calf where it was aiming
>it starts to drag and shake now it’s clamped and the bigger one starts advancing
>I threw a kick at its face that it dodged and it backed up whilst still trying to find an opening.
>I am grateful that my local council hadn’t cheaped out on the local saplings they had been planting as they used Picrel to support it
>I can tell you that a staffy doesn’t much like a Star Picket Fencepost clipping it full swing across it’s face, and that you can snap their back legs with a swing from one pretty easy, and that a few more would probably snap it’s back or ribs.
>could also stab it with the pointy end but didn’t need to resort to that
>fricked up the small one and smacked the big one across the face and it fricked off trail of blood behind it split it’s face open, maybe got an eye I dunno.
>ran a few blocks the other way incase it came back then called the cops.
>they asked if i was injured, which, some scrapes on my leg was all.
>they came to my house, took a statement and said they’d follow it up and contact me if they needed me for anything else, and I never heard back from them.
So yeah, that’s my experience with dogs, and between that and living in share houses I fricking hate dogs
>no you don’t hate dogs you hate the people
Yeah 100%
People should not have such readily available access to dogs.
I can also hate the shitty animal those shitty people raised. Those two things aren’t mutually exclusive.
Bazooka.
You think Pitts are bad wait until you meet the mentally unstable inbred German Shepherds that workaholic suburbanites who dont train their dogs ever have. Ive had gen Xer yuppies cry and scream at me because their off leash German Shepherd charges me five times and my dog and I grab for my carry.
really hate dog owners who treat their animals like children then don't control it in public. They are fine with it running up to people and bothering them, they only play the victim when you call them out or reach for something to defend yourself.