Have you ever jerk off in the forest??
When I have so much time for myself, I often have wild fantasies about raping some inocent hiker or shit like that. Then I relive myself behind a bush, cum on the floor and clean myself with a leave. Is literally the times I get more horny ever
This is a board about the outdoors, sir.
tree erotic
That's a man in a suit.
yes at the top of the tallest tree i find
>floor
It’s literally called the forest floor
>leave
this is the most rearded haiku
You need mental therapy.
That wood gives me some wood.
Yes. One time I went out in the woods and found the top of a hill near some ruins (I was in europe at the time) overlooking a valley. I was reading a book of philosophy and I started feeling like the philosophical life required me to be more wild so I stripped naked and lay in the sun while reading. Then I came all over some plant and went on my way.
First of all, good morning saar.
Second of all,
>Have you ever jerk off in the forest??
No, but I did jerk off in a campground bathroom once as a teenager.
I once saw a tree with "Mein Masturbationplatz" written on it in Wuppertal, that was pretty funny, will bost pics if I manage to find them
nasty ass thread
One time I was walking through a trail near the city when I started thinking about some wild fantasy eich I wont describe here. I got so hard that my pp came out of my boxers and started rubbing agresively against my leg every time I took a step. I couldnt relive myself properly because there were people on the trail, so I started walking faster and touching myself through my pocket. I almost had it but I didnt manage to get the final stroke so I went home all wet
>Coomer bait
You see, my thread is jannitor aproved
It feels soo good
Man what kind of philosophy are you on?
Oh yes
>so I went home all wet
you're like a marine
i couldnt do it bro, walking in cum drenched pants is my weakness
Yes. I used to work outside and would periodically stop, choke the old meat dragon, then resume working. Feels nice I'm the sun
>I'm the sun
i think you meant "In the sun
I need to try that, sun licking my wiener and balls while i bust
not really no but i used to jerk off to pictures of flowers
For weird reasons, I get so fricking horny, hypersexual, literally stroking my wiener as I walk, when I go on long multiple day treks, if it's anything above 20Km... my wiener starts throbbing and wanting some love.
One time I edged for 3 hours in my tent as I was alone in the campsite (one of the designated places to camp, not like fancy campsites, just a cleared square), 3 hours of pure edging and begging my online female friend to let me cum, I didn't.
yes. are we brothers?
I once jerk offd in a river
>was in woods near a river
>began raining
>heard these tales that Lauma's fairy like woodspirits come out when it rains, and that they want to frick wandering men or someshit
>get horny
>get naked
>go into the river, start jerking
>little fishies swim around me while I do it
>they usualy hang around me when i swim, since i kill a bug or two that lands on me and they eat it
>i bust
>its different than busting on ground
>coomies look weird in water
>fishies become feral and begin attacking and consuming my cum
>Lauma spirits literally turned themselves into fish to eat my cum
i jerk off every time i go outside which is multiple times a week and sometimes even jerk off multiple times. im so fricking horny lately i dont even get it, im nearly 40 years old for chrissake. something about being in the fresh air is so invigorating. only in really secluded places though i dont want to expose non-consenting people to my kink you know
really want to make love out in a field under the light of a full moon.
but my last gf was a city witch who didnt like to spend anytime in the outdoors than she had to.
and i dont think ill be getting another gf before i die.
i cant find the screenshot now
there was this one story about "The slippery elm missus"
but also to answer your question: yes, also fricked my femboy ex and he sucked my dick a bunch of times.
(he left me for another guy and i have been alone for years again now, do not envy me)
Yes. I had very bad ptsd several years ago from psychedelics. I went camping at the beach and kept getting crazy panic attacks so I just coomed all night on the tent floor very quietly
>Have you ever jerk off in the forest?
No. If I'm horny while PrepHole, I just frick whoever I'm with. Keep compression mattress rolled up and attached to the bottom of my pack so we can put down a soft place to knock one out wherever we happen to be.
...are you seriously going out hiking and camping alone? Why? If you're not raw dogging a girl who've been frick buddies with since college on top of a mountain, then what the hell is the point?
Yes. Although one time I took a piss and realized there was a trail cam nearby. My fault for being near a trail. Since then I’ve always been paranoid.
>...are you seriously going out hiking and camping alone?
That’s the best part.
my fantasy is to find a trail cam and drop a massive deuce directly in front of it so they get some nice scat footage for the archives
That's enough daydreaming for the day. Your mom will be delivering your tendies to you in a minute, just be patient
holy frick that tree is sexy can you give me her number
>When I have so much time for myself, I often have wild fantasies
I really don't like my horny fantasies.
Serious what the hell is wrong with some people on here, some of y'all are all sorts of fricked up
the elites don't want you to know this but the hikers at the national parks are free you can take them home. I have 411.