i have had carnal relations with men outdoors, but i am a bisexual degenerate, i have however, taught my two best friends (male) to fish, start a campfire and canoe
<10% BF muscular men do not exist in nature and are the product of chemical adulteration
this is what peak fitness looks like, adept to actually hunt and survive in the wild
He has enough body fat to survive like 3 days without food
To sustain this muscle without his supply of PEDs, he'd have to put on 20lbs of fat at a minimum
I agree that he's probably on TRT high does, at least. But I am not really up on roids.
There are some people who spend enough time in deficite to stay ultra lean but also can still train/excersize enough to have incredible fitness or strength or endurance or sometimes all of them.
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roidtards are yuck
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Women on roids is the worst of it all. Partly because they look so horrendous they deter other women from lifting because, in their ignorance, these women think if they lift 3-4 times per week they will end up looking like some kind of alien lifeform.
He has no legs, so therefore no actual strength. When I hike up and down hill at this one spot there's this rock that's like 180 lbs. I like to lift to chest level for reps. I have yet to see anyone else even budge it off the ground.
You can't, anon. It's literally impossible for us to find one another. Sorry :[
If you get desperate there are a couple corpses somewhere along the Red Dot trail on Mt Tammany and their dried-up leathery buttholes might hold you over
I was exploring the Delaware River (NJ) side and downstream of that there were some cute little towns with rainbow flags and I saw a fair amount of gays, albeit older
i went and hiked the appalachian trail for 2 weeks when I was 16 and my mom forced me to take my stepdad along otherwise i wouldnt get the car to get there from indiana in the first place. was alright his snoring was the worst part and he got pissed I brought a 1911 with me lol. he brought all this lightweight homosexual shit while I was doing just fine in cheap ass milsurp gear. i later worked the summer to pay for a flight to iceland where I did the golden circle for two weeks told nobody and just gave her a call from the airport. was 18 then but lesson learned. was like 10 years ago.
I was only nine years old. I loved PrepHole man so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to PrepHole man every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "PrepHole man is love", I would say, "PrepHole man is life". My dad hears me and calls me a homosexual. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of PrepHole man. I called him a c**t. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's PrepHole man. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my trail". He grabs me with his powerful hiker hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for PrepHole man. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for PrepHole man. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please PrepHole man. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. PrepHole man looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all trekk now". PrepHole man leaves through my window. PrepHole man is love. PrepHole man is life.
when i was 17 i went out with two guys at the same time. we did magic mushrooms for the first time and drank coors banquet and smoked camels, staring down into the fire and down into the stars as we talked about whatever came to our mind. the forest was pitch black except for the fire and the sky, except for a coca cola vending machine off in the distance. it served as a reminder that while we were away from the modern world for a moment, it was still there, making its presence known, and waiting for us to return.
Every gay man I know is basically a woman, they're the loudest, most obnoxious homosexuals on Earth. I can't imagine why someone would want to date a dude with the personality of a female HR employee or HOA manager.
i have had carnal relations with men outdoors, but i am a bisexual degenerate, i have however, taught my two best friends (male) to fish, start a campfire and canoe
>i have had carnal relations with men outdoors, but i am a bisexual degenerate
average eastcoastlet
totally unlike the west, which isn't known for that at all!
>bi
Based biChad. The dudes seething either get no action from anyone, have fat girlfriends/wives, or no one at all.
Why did you repeat yourself?
Because it needed to be said
But why?
your dad, but in my defense, I thought he was your mom with a shave.
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once
Yeah, once with 17 buds from my uni polo club. We met a ranch owner who let us sleep over. Good lad.
would you describe you and your friends as cowboys?
yes
did you um? you know
yep, you can call that rancher a PGA Champion 'cause he did 18 holes that weekend.
we should be encouraging monogamy, but it's not the be all end all
anyways, what have your favorite places been to go out with other guys?
Well crafted joke.
of course, why wouldn't I?
that would be gay
Outdoors? Yes.
On a date? No.
On a date? Yes.
Outdoors? No.
>unironically seething in a bait thread
Senpai why
this is like the perfect male physique
too stocky. not agile enough.
<10% BF muscular men do not exist in nature and are the product of chemical adulteration
this is what peak fitness looks like, adept to actually hunt and survive in the wild
anon pls
this is peak physeak
He has enough body fat to survive like 3 days without food
To sustain this muscle without his supply of PEDs, he'd have to put on 20lbs of fat at a minimum
I'll take care of him anon
I agree that he's probably on TRT high does, at least. But I am not really up on roids.
There are some people who spend enough time in deficite to stay ultra lean but also can still train/excersize enough to have incredible fitness or strength or endurance or sometimes all of them.
roidtards are yuck
Women on roids is the worst of it all. Partly because they look so horrendous they deter other women from lifting because, in their ignorance, these women think if they lift 3-4 times per week they will end up looking like some kind of alien lifeform.
why think about women?
Sorry, I forgot I was in you gaybros' thread.
this is our house (this is our house)
In the middle of our street?
different song
He has no legs, so therefore no actual strength. When I hike up and down hill at this one spot there's this rock that's like 180 lbs. I like to lift to chest level for reps. I have yet to see anyone else even budge it off the ground.
Hot show off anon. Post bicep photo with a measuring tape.
>adept to actually hunt and survive in the wild
Actual subsistence hunters don't look like that because they are malnourished and actually do cardio constantly, unlike homosexual gym rats
that's the opposite of sexo
I fricked a troony out in the open on a rocky hillside one time
But what about a man
How do gays clean the poop off their dicks when PrepHole?
preemptively by not eating slop
it's still an butthole with shit lmao
not if you shower
find a swimmin' hole
Personally I wipe it off in your father’s mouth after I’m done.
Post more attractive PrepHolemen
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How do I acquire a PrepHoleist bf?
You can't, anon. It's literally impossible for us to find one another. Sorry :[
If you get desperate there are a couple corpses somewhere along the Red Dot trail on Mt Tammany and their dried-up leathery buttholes might hold you over
Grim
It's over
I was exploring the Delaware River (NJ) side and downstream of that there were some cute little towns with rainbow flags and I saw a fair amount of gays, albeit older
>albeit older
I sucked off an old man in the woods once...does that count?
i went and hiked the appalachian trail for 2 weeks when I was 16 and my mom forced me to take my stepdad along otherwise i wouldnt get the car to get there from indiana in the first place. was alright his snoring was the worst part and he got pissed I brought a 1911 with me lol. he brought all this lightweight homosexual shit while I was doing just fine in cheap ass milsurp gear. i later worked the summer to pay for a flight to iceland where I did the golden circle for two weeks told nobody and just gave her a call from the airport. was 18 then but lesson learned. was like 10 years ago.
that does not sound romantic
Now that your almost 30 you still don't see why your stepdad was mad that a 16 year old brought a super heavy pistol backpacking?
Does my dad count?
NO
does anyone have any romantic out stories with other guys?
I went on a Tinder date with a guy who was into camping and PrepHoledoors but turns out all he meant was sipping cosmos on the roofdeck at a city pub.
THEY LITERALLY DON'T EXIST ANON SO STOP TRYING
https://archived.moe/out/thread/1868305/#1873988
https://archived.moe/out/thread/1868305/#1884480
that's cute and all but I'd like more
Can't find more
You should go PrepHole with a guy yourself and report back
yeah I'll get on that
once
kek and yes with my friends
romantically!
Going PrepHole with your bro for tagging graffiti is dope
>graffiti
>dope
Get off my board gramps!
I was just at cliffs today with tons of graffiti, tho much of it faded
I was only nine years old. I loved PrepHole man so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to PrepHole man every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "PrepHole man is love", I would say, "PrepHole man is life". My dad hears me and calls me a homosexual. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of PrepHole man. I called him a c**t. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's PrepHole man. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my trail". He grabs me with his powerful hiker hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for PrepHole man. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for PrepHole man. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please PrepHole man. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. PrepHole man looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all trekk now". PrepHole man leaves through my window. PrepHole man is love. PrepHole man is life.
ummmmmm
gay sex
I wish I could but I don’t have any friends. Would love to be spooned by a campfire though
If a campfire spooned you it would probably hurt.
big spoon or little spoon?
little of course
How this guy look both so nice and friendly and like he’d pound your bussy to oblivion at the same time
He's a follower of the great Aniki, Billy Herrington.
have you ever had sex with another man while hiking or backpacking?
nobody has ever romantically camped with another man?
when i was 17 i went out with two guys at the same time. we did magic mushrooms for the first time and drank coors banquet and smoked camels, staring down into the fire and down into the stars as we talked about whatever came to our mind. the forest was pitch black except for the fire and the sky, except for a coca cola vending machine off in the distance. it served as a reminder that while we were away from the modern world for a moment, it was still there, making its presence known, and waiting for us to return.
doesn't sound very romantic
that's kino my dude
Lucky
gsy
Yes.
Dude I wish I could be gay it would be so fricking chill (if you live in the right regions)
you can, this is PrepHole, anyone can be a homosexual
>you can, this is PrepHole, everyone here is already a massive homosexual
fixed
but then why no gay stuff in the woods?
Because that would involve actually going outside.
every man these days is like a yappity yap woman so no
Every gay man I know is basically a woman, they're the loudest, most obnoxious homosexuals on Earth. I can't imagine why someone would want to date a dude with the personality of a female HR employee or HOA manager.
all the men ive dated were 10x easier to deal with then the women ive dated
more involved with hobbies, not just instagram, has actual life skills
What I would give to do shrooms with an PrepHoleist during a comfy camping trip before we cuddle together..
I went PrepHole with three men yesterday.
did you touch each other at all?
I only go out with men.