This. Sliding around on air mats and sleeping bags is pretty awkward. Fricking in a nice grassy meadow is pretty kino though. One of my best fricks ever was on a grassy bluff overlooking the ocean somewhere in norcal.
The worst part is that this recycled dogshit thread ALWAYS reaches the bump limit every time it's posted. I bet you my anything that it'll be hanging around like a bad smell well into the spring.
>be me >not PrepHoleside because of crippling fear of getting wet leafs and twigs dripping down the back of my neck >go on PrepHole and open PrepHole >see shitty thread about going PrepHole with girls for the 900th time >consider the weight of calling OP a homosexuals or saying I went PrepHole with OPs mother and she slipped and feel in a river and couldn't stand up again which blocked the river and resulted in a catastrophic flood >decide to go with the former option >OP is a homosexual >leave in search of more important things to discuss like the art of balancing rocks upon each other
>Be me >Go on camping date with tall viking qt >Long blonde hair, big fat ass, fit >Get there and it's pouring rain >Everything is soaked >We're already cold >Do the man starting a fire bit >We spend some time warming up and getting comfy cozy together >Plop up the tent and get everything settled >Big bed of blankets on an inflatable >She whips up some hobo foil eats >Go for a hike up to a ridge line overlooking the whole valley >Generally having a good time >Get back to the camp site right at dusk >Break into the alcohol >Singing like a couple of morons >Slink off into the darkness and spook her >She doesn't think it's very funny but I'm dying >Tent time >Very quickly and aggressively give her the Rear Admiral on a sleeping mat >Pounding her right into the ground >She cums hard >I cum buckets >Go to sleep squeezing on her thick vibrating thighs >Basically repeated for 3 days >With the one exception being her giving me head and plapping her from behind on one of our hikes
Good times tbh.
>be a biology student >female friend from college needs help with birb identification expertise for an introductory course on field investigation >get invited to college trip to the jungle where different groups of students have simple investigation jobs to do >mission: ID birbs in certain areas, then id birbs in other areas, gather weather data in those areas,. compare densities, etc. >bring basic PrepHole gear
>day one: raining (it's the jungle) >arrive at point 1 >I comment that for sound ID we can just use merlin and she can focus on that and locate the birds while I focus on visual ID with optics >"sorry anon my phone can't get wet" >"not waterproof?" >"I don't know but probably not" >"ok then we'll just use my phone" >her assistant is also a girl, in charge of putting marker tape, also in charge of carrying the birb id book >we stop at point 2 >friend one "where did you tie the tape?" >assistant friend: "somewhere over there" >points at random tree >have to go back to find the tape >"ok we need to mark the coordinates right at the tape" >me: ok then did the professor give you a GPS? >"i didn't ask for one, thought we could use the phone" >"ah... ok then, use the phone" >"but is still raining, anon" >luckily I decided to bring my garmin gps to the trip and by chance I didn't leave it at bio station
>day 2 >leave at 4:30 am so we can be at point 1 right before sunrise >need to hike through dense jungle up a mountain >I pull out Truper LED lamp >"where's your flashlight?" >pulls out micro flashlight >"ok I guess that will do" >"it doesn't hold a charge for too long tho" >30-40 minutes into the hike it's already dead >later that day we have to hike up the mountain again but in the evening >raining again and getting dark >she is constantly wondering if we took a wrong turn and stopping us to double-check >"nah we are doing fine just follow the tape markers" >for some reasons she doesn't trust the gps entirely >assistant friend is some kind of land navigation savant and has memorized every single turn we took, every twig we crushed and every rock we passed by in the middle of the jungle >literally says "no, look at that rock we passed that rock earlier" >so it's 2v1 thank god for jungle democracy >suggest that assistant takes the lead since apparently the gps is not to be trusted >now it is completely dark >only assistant and me have a flashlight >friend constantly falls down due to exposed roots and slippery mud >assistant points out every single reference point as we walk >now I get an erection every time she points some reference out >for some reason it's getting pretty difficult to get out, also notice pink markers instead of yellow but say nothing >finally make it out >professor lectures friend about how dumb it was to not bring a good flashlight >check gps and notice we took a way longer route >point it out to assistant in private >"I don't like friend because she is too bossy, I was here 6 months ago and knew about this more difficult trail so I took us through that one for fun, I tied those pink markers last time" >now I realize that when she said "somewhere over there" the day before she was just fricking with friend
Conclusion: Some girls are pretty good to PrepHole and others are absolute horseshit
I’m picturing everyone as some kind of dark brown Hispanic, Op as being very skinny with an Aztec bowl haircut, and the assistant as a nerdy Thelma from Scooby Doo type (nerdy and thick and very bangable).
Anyway, it’s your fault for not mansplaining to a woman exactly what she should do beforehand, but women’s fault as a collective for labeling such behavior as “toxic.”
>day 2 >leave at 4:30 am so we can be at point 1 right before sunrise >need to hike through dense jungle up a mountain >I pull out Truper LED lamp >"where's your flashlight?" >pulls out micro flashlight >"ok I guess that will do" >"it doesn't hold a charge for too long tho" >30-40 minutes into the hike it's already dead >later that day we have to hike up the mountain again but in the evening >raining again and getting dark >she is constantly wondering if we took a wrong turn and stopping us to double-check >"nah we are doing fine just follow the tape markers" >for some reasons she doesn't trust the gps entirely >assistant friend is some kind of land navigation savant and has memorized every single turn we took, every twig we crushed and every rock we passed by in the middle of the jungle >literally says "no, look at that rock we passed that rock earlier" >so it's 2v1 thank god for jungle democracy >suggest that assistant takes the lead since apparently the gps is not to be trusted >now it is completely dark >only assistant and me have a flashlight >friend constantly falls down due to exposed roots and slippery mud >assistant points out every single reference point as we walk >now I get an erection every time she points some reference out >for some reason it's getting pretty difficult to get out, also notice pink markers instead of yellow but say nothing >finally make it out >professor lectures friend about how dumb it was to not bring a good flashlight >check gps and notice we took a way longer route >point it out to assistant in private >"I don't like friend because she is too bossy, I was here 6 months ago and knew about this more difficult trail so I took us through that one for fun, I tied those pink markers last time" >now I realize that when she said "somewhere over there" the day before she was just fricking with friend
Conclusion: Some girls are pretty good to PrepHole and others are absolute horseshit
Lol Ive never been devious enough to pretend we are lost when I know exactly where we are. Usually Im just moronic enough to get us lost
One gf had a panic attack in the tent and we had to leave in the middle of the night
Another gf got so fricking drunk and took God knows what pills and wandered off into the woods and got lost in the middle of the night.
Current fiancee had never done a big hike before so I took her to a half day mountain lake in CO. We reached the lake finally, and it's absolutely breathtaking aside from the fact that all the trees are carved up with initials. I make a comment about how much I hate that shit, and fiancee anon responds that she thinks it's sweet that someone would leave a permanent mark for another person and that it's not a big deal blah blah blah dumb female shit.
I'm about to go off and call her a dumb broad and how trashy and selfish that shit is but I had a moment of clarity. I realized that she's a female and doesn't know any better and my yelling at her isn't going to fix anything, so I end up just ignoring it and she sucks my dick next to the lake.
Me and my gf did 6 weeks of camping off of my motorcycle this summer. Rode 15,000km with everything we needed on one bike. We camped in deserts, in Pacific rainforests, on mountain plains, in lowland forests, and everything in between. First time in the US and I rode 25 states, and slept in half of them. Best thing I ever did. She wants to make it a yearly tradition to make a lap of the US for giggles sake. She camped more hardcore then me before I met her - she was raised on a diet of multi-day portages, fishing trips, and fireless winter camping. Good women are out there anons, I swear by it. Don't give up. I was going to surrender life and go work as a corpo trucker or a mine worker before I met her and had the best time in my life.
Dive bar, the local frickup "alternative" bar was having some sort of indie normie music night; we were the only two dressed in all black and hit off talking to escape the bad live music. We were eyeballing each other the whole time we were there, and got to talking outside. Imagine my pleasant surprise when the goth girl in a long black dress starts talking about multi-day portaging and winter camping without a fire in North Ontario. She's hardcore as frick. Ended up talking about everything in life finding more and more compatablities til the bar closed, and I gave her a ride home on my motorcycle - in late November, it was -5c° out and she was happy just the same to ride on the back. We hung out for a week, and did some break-in urbex and meddled around, and a week later she made a move on me on a date romping through the local park: which couldn't have made me happier. Now I have my life partner who I've camped across the states with. I've based my life around this girl and I honestly have never been happier. It can happen, anons, I had no plans of this happening to me, and it took me by the happiest of surprises. Just follow up on any chance to be with people you find nice, and be genuinely nice to them. There's no other trick.
Yeah they complain a lot, get tired easy, are always cold and hungry, and are afraid to do things, so force you to go back the way you came or take a safer route.
Every time I went hiking with a woman, it basically involved all of the men having to make special treatment for her.
>Try to get GF to go PrepHole >End up having to do a million shopping trips so she can buy gear that exactly appeals to her taste >She never ends up going with me and the only thing she ever uses is the rainshell for regular everyday shit
I had an PrepHole GF last year in south dakota.
most fun ive ever had in my whole life. she was a prostitute pothead though.
Blocked me on everything. Tinder isnt for making friends.
Awesome fling though. she had a tiny house in the mountains and we smoked a ton of dope together and went off-roading and camped in colorado and stuff.
Idk where my life is going right now bros, I honestly have a plan for something but im dead broke and im friendless in a new area. not sure where to go or what to do but if im like this in a year ill be gone by then
i feel like rot is consuming me
I feel the same way anon. Moved to this state for a woman and now i cant stand her. At least my grandparents live out in yhe sticks and i can drink and shoot with muh grandpappy. I hated where i lived before this and at least i get free sex now
>go on PrepHole date with girl >simple hike through the woods >flat land like 3 miles >she complains the whole time >too many bugs >its too hot out >how much further >my feet hurt >invite her back to my apartment after >she accepts >plapped her doggystyle aggressively >sent her home in an uber >haven't spoken since
Been pretty PrepHole since I was 12 years old. Will dump a few green texts relevant to the thread.
>be me, 15 ish m >in cadet program through high school >squadron is out on a weekend camp learning land nav, fieldcraft, team work exercises. Typical adventure training stuff >weather was predicted to be overcast for the weekend which typically prevents heavy frost >sky completely clears in the afternoon, NCOs realise the night is now going to be very cold and most of the cadets aren't well prepared for this >call is made to set up an 11x11 canvas tent and have all the cadets all sleep in there to share body heat and keep the tent warm (we would usually sleep under tarps which don't insulate much at all. >we only had one of these tents so males and females are all sleeping in the same tent tonight (this is highly unusual) >sun goes down, we all finish cooking our dinners and begin rolling out sleeping mats and bags >chubby cadet a year older than me has rolled out her stuff next to mine >very cramped in the tent, I think it was 26 teenagers in this 11ft by 11ft space >cozy up in sleeping bag, trying to get comfortable even though the tent was on a slope and someone elses legs were over mine, and my head was next to some other dudes ass >trying to sleep but the sleep wouldn't come, pretty chilly in the tent but not unbearable >maybe 11 at night the chubby femanon turns over and whispers if I am awake >without opening my eyes I say yes >"anon I'm really cold, can you warm my hands up" >I unzip my sleeping bag just enough to get my hands out and grab hers >her hands are ice cold, mine are now cold after just a few seconds touching hers >remembering our field survival classes, I told her to put her hands under her armpits to try and get warm >without hesitating, she reaches into my sleeping bag and puts her hand down my shirt and under my arms >"you're warmer anon" >I'm a bit frozen with surprise, both her forward action and her cold hands on my body now
>I can feel a stirring in my pants >was a virgin at that point, but I had been to second base a few times with other girls >open my eyes and turn my head to look at her face >she's smiling back at me, not that it was easy to see because it was almost completely dark in the tent except for a small chem light hanging on the entrance >knowing where this is going, I reach my hand over into her sleeping bag >her breasts are already fully exposed under the sleeping bag >they felt burning hot because my hands were now quit cold too >being a chubby teenager, they were very round, and squishy like a water baloon >I moved a finger over her nipple and circled her areolas >I heard her gasp a little. Presumable from my cold finger on her sensitive parts >she unbuttons my shirt (this is very easy and can be done with one hand on military uniform shirts) >after the last button, she slides her hand into my pants and starts feeling around over my wiener >I wasn't diamond at that point, but comfortable at half mast >I roll over to face her, our bodies our now very close >she begins to jerk me off as I get harder and harder >I move my hand down stomach and unbutton her pants >I can already feel the heat of her crotch as I start feeling for the top of her underwear >she slows down jerking me off to avoid making any sound. I'd almost forgotten there were 24 others practically on top of us >I push my hand under her underwear and push a finger over her vegana >she's pretty fat here so it wasn't easy to find where I wanted to go >pushing my middle finger through a fold of skin, i feel the unmistakable hot slippery mess that is her pussy >she squeezes my wiener as I push a finger inside her >her pace quickens as i explore the inside of her pussy, feeling around for her clit >finally I feel that hard little bean and get to work >I eventually climax and blow a shameful little load in my pants >knowing it's over, she pulls her hand back up and licks it a bit
cont.
>"thanks for warming me up anon" >I roll back on to my back and just fall asleep
I didn't give her any special attention the next day. In fact things were very normal for the rest of the weekend.
It turns out she ended up telling a bunch of the other girls in the squadron that I'd fingered her that night. Some of the girls didn't want to talk to me after that, but 3 or 4 of them ended up getting really catty.
I ended up fricking 2 of the other girls a year or so after this.
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The worst part is that this recycled dogshit thread ALWAYS reaches the bump limit every time it's posted. I bet you my anything that it'll be hanging around like a bad smell well into the spring.
Pretty much every time it disappears it crops up again. It's basically a sex stories general.
My girlfriend has been going PrepHole since she was a teenager; she got introduced to wild camping through her a trip with her cadet squadron and then started going with her friends fairly often. After a year or so of this she read Kaczynski and Thoreau and I think it vocalised a lot of feelings she'd developed since she started doing the camping thing, reading that led her to this board and to PrepHole in general.
By the time I met her she'd had some pretty cool experiences and good stories to tell about stuff she's seen out in the woods and the backwaters (she's doing some canoe trips).
One of the first things we ever did together was camp, she told me it was a regular habit for her to go out into the hills, build a fire, cook some corn on the cob or something like that and just chill. So we did that, and pretty soon after we started dating. She's taken me to a few of her favourite spots and I've taken her to some of mine. I'd say her campcraft skills are good, she'd be able to survive without me. And she'll hike all day with a heavy pack and not complain. I tried to introduce her to fishing and hunting. Her aim's not great but she helped me skin and eat a squirrel and wasn't bothered by it.
She doesn't like going on her own much, she's not scared of animals (we live in the UK) but more scared of getting raped and murdered by some creep who finds her camp. So she goes with me or a friend. She has a nokia phone that only has my number and her parents' saved, so she can call us or emergency services if she gets into trouble- she got it because she wants to be otherwise uncontactable when she's out in nature. She's very into the idea of saving up money to buy some place out in the woods and homestead.
Early on in my relationship with my girlfriend, we went on an 8 mile hike in the AZ mountains. It was no issue for me, and only slightly tiring for her--I think we rested only once for 10 min.
A couple years later, and she literally passed out from exhaustion (in March in AZ) at a public event. We are not the most fit people ever, but I'd say in the top 20% in the US. Now, she cannot hike very simple hikes, even a 2 mile hike is too much.
What is this condition? Also, I'm no hiker, more PrepHoleizen, so not being able to hike doesn't affect my life at all. I'm just wondering how someone can go from easily hiking 8 miles to literally passing out from standing around and not being able to walk down the street without being at risk of passing out again
With a girl you truly love? It’s amazing, sitting up all night staring at the arms of our galaxy, making out, sex etc. but this has only happened to me with one girl and we broke up because she was an exchange student and we both thought we were too young (24) to try to make long distance work for like 4 years before we could live together
with a girl youre on the dying ropes of the relationship with? Ugh
Just got back a few days ago from a week camping with gf of 4 months. Cooked on the camp fire almost every night, new site nearly every day, only about 1400km trip but with lots of bushwalks and beach swims. Biggest trip she's ever done, and the first one I've organised and done as a solo car.
She absolutely loved it and is already planning the next.
I've made it bros
I did on a pretty short uphill near where I live. My boots were fricking me up because I didn't tie them tight enough and so my feet kept sliding back and forth. It was only two miles but it completely fricked up my feet for like a week. Now I'm looking into getting combat style boots and seeing if those help the issue instead of work boots.
Black person get shoes. The shit you walk in every day. Maybe some trail shoes if it's steep. You don't need boots to walk on a dirt path. Alaskan hunters don't travel far and they're mostly in the muck so they get a lot of bogs.
My wife and i go PrepHole together >wife used to camp a lot to get away from abusive family >spent her childhood learning about plants and animals >learned to track animals and bow hunt, and forage for wild plants and berries to survive >enjoys camping, hiking, and hunting with me >plan on going to Summit Betchel Reserve in the fall after my trip there in April
Yes I often hikd with a college friend. Unfortunately, she is an extremely boring and unattractive person, and I have never been interested in a relationship with her. She's the only person I know that enjoys going outdoor tho..
All the girls I like hate hiking and it's a shame because it's a perfect activity for dating and in my experience it allows to bond very fast with the other person.
It is what it is.
yeah. fuxking in a tent isnt nearly as fun as it seems like it would be
I had fun.
Experiment more but make sure she has the ring on first lad.
You mean like the nuvoring right?
My experience has been pretty fun.
This. Sliding around on air mats and sleeping bags is pretty awkward. Fricking in a nice grassy meadow is pretty kino though. One of my best fricks ever was on a grassy bluff overlooking the ocean somewhere in norcal.
Sounds miserable honestly.
fat
Aint no bot thread breh. This a real conversation about bluetooth speaker activities
no, im gay
The worst part is that this recycled dogshit thread ALWAYS reaches the bump limit every time it's posted. I bet you my anything that it'll be hanging around like a bad smell well into the spring.
I've never gone PrepHole at all
Can we get more greensexts and less complaining about my thread please?
>One time I go outside with a girl and then we made le fucc
Is that the sort of quality discussion you're looking for?
Most people here are straight men moron
Run the numbers
Not an answer. I accept your concession.
>muh concession
Invariably posted by anons who have nothing going for them but want to pretend like they "won" an internet argument
reddit.
>be me
>not PrepHoleside because of crippling fear of getting wet leafs and twigs dripping down the back of my neck
>go on PrepHole and open PrepHole
>see shitty thread about going PrepHole with girls for the 900th time
>consider the weight of calling OP a homosexuals or saying I went PrepHole with OPs mother and she slipped and feel in a river and couldn't stand up again which blocked the river and resulted in a catastrophic flood
>decide to go with the former option
>OP is a homosexual
>leave in search of more important things to discuss like the art of balancing rocks upon each other
>Be me
>Go on camping date with tall viking qt
>Long blonde hair, big fat ass, fit
>Get there and it's pouring rain
>Everything is soaked
>We're already cold
>Do the man starting a fire bit
>We spend some time warming up and getting comfy cozy together
>Plop up the tent and get everything settled
>Big bed of blankets on an inflatable
>She whips up some hobo foil eats
>Go for a hike up to a ridge line overlooking the whole valley
>Generally having a good time
>Get back to the camp site right at dusk
>Break into the alcohol
>Singing like a couple of morons
>Slink off into the darkness and spook her
>She doesn't think it's very funny but I'm dying
>Tent time
>Very quickly and aggressively give her the Rear Admiral on a sleeping mat
>Pounding her right into the ground
>She cums hard
>I cum buckets
>Go to sleep squeezing on her thick vibrating thighs
>Basically repeated for 3 days
>With the one exception being her giving me head and plapping her from behind on one of our hikes
Good times tbh.
>Can we get more greensexts
go farm content for your weekly "Best of PrepHole!" youtube compilation elsewhere
Volcano, after 500ft, practically crying at the loose volcanic material underfoot on a 30-40deg incline
She's improved but yeah
Men gatekeep the genome, not woman.
Men are just awful at it.
I lost my virginity in a tent
Off topic. This thread is about women, not father son camping trips
How long did it take the guy to cum?
I go PrepHole to get away from women.
nobody on this board has ever gone PrepHole
let alone with another real life living and breathing human being, male or female
>be a biology student
>female friend from college needs help with birb identification expertise for an introductory course on field investigation
>get invited to college trip to the jungle where different groups of students have simple investigation jobs to do
>mission: ID birbs in certain areas, then id birbs in other areas, gather weather data in those areas,. compare densities, etc.
>bring basic PrepHole gear
>day one: raining (it's the jungle)
>arrive at point 1
>I comment that for sound ID we can just use merlin and she can focus on that and locate the birds while I focus on visual ID with optics
>"sorry anon my phone can't get wet"
>"not waterproof?"
>"I don't know but probably not"
>"ok then we'll just use my phone"
>her assistant is also a girl, in charge of putting marker tape, also in charge of carrying the birb id book
>we stop at point 2
>friend one "where did you tie the tape?"
>assistant friend: "somewhere over there"
>points at random tree
>have to go back to find the tape
>"ok we need to mark the coordinates right at the tape"
>me: ok then did the professor give you a GPS?
>"i didn't ask for one, thought we could use the phone"
>"ah... ok then, use the phone"
>"but is still raining, anon"
>luckily I decided to bring my garmin gps to the trip and by chance I didn't leave it at bio station
>day 2
>leave at 4:30 am so we can be at point 1 right before sunrise
>need to hike through dense jungle up a mountain
>I pull out Truper LED lamp
>"where's your flashlight?"
>pulls out micro flashlight
>"ok I guess that will do"
>"it doesn't hold a charge for too long tho"
>30-40 minutes into the hike it's already dead
>later that day we have to hike up the mountain again but in the evening
>raining again and getting dark
>she is constantly wondering if we took a wrong turn and stopping us to double-check
>"nah we are doing fine just follow the tape markers"
>for some reasons she doesn't trust the gps entirely
>assistant friend is some kind of land navigation savant and has memorized every single turn we took, every twig we crushed and every rock we passed by in the middle of the jungle
>literally says "no, look at that rock we passed that rock earlier"
>so it's 2v1 thank god for jungle democracy
>suggest that assistant takes the lead since apparently the gps is not to be trusted
>now it is completely dark
>only assistant and me have a flashlight
>friend constantly falls down due to exposed roots and slippery mud
>assistant points out every single reference point as we walk
>now I get an erection every time she points some reference out
>for some reason it's getting pretty difficult to get out, also notice pink markers instead of yellow but say nothing
>finally make it out
>professor lectures friend about how dumb it was to not bring a good flashlight
>check gps and notice we took a way longer route
>point it out to assistant in private
>"I don't like friend because she is too bossy, I was here 6 months ago and knew about this more difficult trail so I took us through that one for fun, I tied those pink markers last time"
>now I realize that when she said "somewhere over there" the day before she was just fricking with friend
Conclusion: Some girls are pretty good to PrepHole and others are absolute horseshit
did you bang the assistant?
this
what was the purpose of mentioning erections if you didn't rape or bang
I’m picturing everyone as some kind of dark brown Hispanic, Op as being very skinny with an Aztec bowl haircut, and the assistant as a nerdy Thelma from Scooby Doo type (nerdy and thick and very bangable).
Anyway, it’s your fault for not mansplaining to a woman exactly what she should do beforehand, but women’s fault as a collective for labeling such behavior as “toxic.”
Lol Ive never been devious enough to pretend we are lost when I know exactly where we are. Usually Im just moronic enough to get us lost
One gf had a panic attack in the tent and we had to leave in the middle of the night
Another gf got so fricking drunk and took God knows what pills and wandered off into the woods and got lost in the middle of the night.
Current fiancee had never done a big hike before so I took her to a half day mountain lake in CO. We reached the lake finally, and it's absolutely breathtaking aside from the fact that all the trees are carved up with initials. I make a comment about how much I hate that shit, and fiancee anon responds that she thinks it's sweet that someone would leave a permanent mark for another person and that it's not a big deal blah blah blah dumb female shit.
I'm about to go off and call her a dumb broad and how trashy and selfish that shit is but I had a moment of clarity. I realized that she's a female and doesn't know any better and my yelling at her isn't going to fix anything, so I end up just ignoring it and she sucks my dick next to the lake.
Pick your battles
I find mild scolding and making a woman feel socially shamed for choices goes a lot further than any yelling ever could.
Me and my gf did 6 weeks of camping off of my motorcycle this summer. Rode 15,000km with everything we needed on one bike. We camped in deserts, in Pacific rainforests, on mountain plains, in lowland forests, and everything in between. First time in the US and I rode 25 states, and slept in half of them. Best thing I ever did. She wants to make it a yearly tradition to make a lap of the US for giggles sake. She camped more hardcore then me before I met her - she was raised on a diet of multi-day portages, fishing trips, and fireless winter camping. Good women are out there anons, I swear by it. Don't give up. I was going to surrender life and go work as a corpo trucker or a mine worker before I met her and had the best time in my life.
How did you meet?
Dive bar, the local frickup "alternative" bar was having some sort of indie normie music night; we were the only two dressed in all black and hit off talking to escape the bad live music. We were eyeballing each other the whole time we were there, and got to talking outside. Imagine my pleasant surprise when the goth girl in a long black dress starts talking about multi-day portaging and winter camping without a fire in North Ontario. She's hardcore as frick. Ended up talking about everything in life finding more and more compatablities til the bar closed, and I gave her a ride home on my motorcycle - in late November, it was -5c° out and she was happy just the same to ride on the back. We hung out for a week, and did some break-in urbex and meddled around, and a week later she made a move on me on a date romping through the local park: which couldn't have made me happier. Now I have my life partner who I've camped across the states with. I've based my life around this girl and I honestly have never been happier. It can happen, anons, I had no plans of this happening to me, and it took me by the happiest of surprises. Just follow up on any chance to be with people you find nice, and be genuinely nice to them. There's no other trick.
My most recent ex was terrible on outings, absolute homebody, it was the worst. The woman I'm dating now is kind of the perfect adventure buddy.
Yeah they complain a lot, get tired easy, are always cold and hungry, and are afraid to do things, so force you to go back the way you came or take a safer route.
Every time I went hiking with a woman, it basically involved all of the men having to make special treatment for her.
I haven't even gone /in/ with a woman
Yeah I visit and try to track down old tombs (In Ireland)
Took the mrs to a few places for the first time and she really enjoyed it.
>Try to get GF to go PrepHole
>End up having to do a million shopping trips so she can buy gear that exactly appeals to her taste
>She never ends up going with me and the only thing she ever uses is the rainshell for regular everyday shit
I had an PrepHole GF last year in south dakota.
most fun ive ever had in my whole life. she was a prostitute pothead though.
Blocked me on everything. Tinder isnt for making friends.
Awesome fling though. she had a tiny house in the mountains and we smoked a ton of dope together and went off-roading and camped in colorado and stuff.
Idk where my life is going right now bros, I honestly have a plan for something but im dead broke and im friendless in a new area. not sure where to go or what to do but if im like this in a year ill be gone by then
i feel like rot is consuming me
Where is the new place you're living? What was the reason for the move?
Find Christ my brother.
In the meantime listen to this song.
I feel the same way anon. Moved to this state for a woman and now i cant stand her. At least my grandparents live out in yhe sticks and i can drink and shoot with muh grandpappy. I hated where i lived before this and at least i get free sex now
What was her name? I have a cousin from SD who is missing.
oof dude killed othe dude's cousin RIP
Bait too obvious, should have used "dick chopper" as a name
>go on PrepHole date with girl
>simple hike through the woods
>flat land like 3 miles
>she complains the whole time
>too many bugs
>its too hot out
>how much further
>my feet hurt
>invite her back to my apartment after
>she accepts
>plapped her doggystyle aggressively
>sent her home in an uber
>haven't spoken since
Been pretty PrepHole since I was 12 years old. Will dump a few green texts relevant to the thread.
>be me, 15 ish m
>in cadet program through high school
>squadron is out on a weekend camp learning land nav, fieldcraft, team work exercises. Typical adventure training stuff
>weather was predicted to be overcast for the weekend which typically prevents heavy frost
>sky completely clears in the afternoon, NCOs realise the night is now going to be very cold and most of the cadets aren't well prepared for this
>call is made to set up an 11x11 canvas tent and have all the cadets all sleep in there to share body heat and keep the tent warm (we would usually sleep under tarps which don't insulate much at all.
>we only had one of these tents so males and females are all sleeping in the same tent tonight (this is highly unusual)
>sun goes down, we all finish cooking our dinners and begin rolling out sleeping mats and bags
>chubby cadet a year older than me has rolled out her stuff next to mine
>very cramped in the tent, I think it was 26 teenagers in this 11ft by 11ft space
>cozy up in sleeping bag, trying to get comfortable even though the tent was on a slope and someone elses legs were over mine, and my head was next to some other dudes ass
>trying to sleep but the sleep wouldn't come, pretty chilly in the tent but not unbearable
>maybe 11 at night the chubby femanon turns over and whispers if I am awake
>without opening my eyes I say yes
>"anon I'm really cold, can you warm my hands up"
>I unzip my sleeping bag just enough to get my hands out and grab hers
>her hands are ice cold, mine are now cold after just a few seconds touching hers
>remembering our field survival classes, I told her to put her hands under her armpits to try and get warm
>without hesitating, she reaches into my sleeping bag and puts her hand down my shirt and under my arms
>"you're warmer anon"
>I'm a bit frozen with surprise, both her forward action and her cold hands on my body now
cont.
>I can feel a stirring in my pants
>was a virgin at that point, but I had been to second base a few times with other girls
>open my eyes and turn my head to look at her face
>she's smiling back at me, not that it was easy to see because it was almost completely dark in the tent except for a small chem light hanging on the entrance
>knowing where this is going, I reach my hand over into her sleeping bag
>her breasts are already fully exposed under the sleeping bag
>they felt burning hot because my hands were now quit cold too
>being a chubby teenager, they were very round, and squishy like a water baloon
>I moved a finger over her nipple and circled her areolas
>I heard her gasp a little. Presumable from my cold finger on her sensitive parts
>she unbuttons my shirt (this is very easy and can be done with one hand on military uniform shirts)
>after the last button, she slides her hand into my pants and starts feeling around over my wiener
>I wasn't diamond at that point, but comfortable at half mast
>I roll over to face her, our bodies our now very close
>she begins to jerk me off as I get harder and harder
>I move my hand down stomach and unbutton her pants
>I can already feel the heat of her crotch as I start feeling for the top of her underwear
>she slows down jerking me off to avoid making any sound. I'd almost forgotten there were 24 others practically on top of us
>I push my hand under her underwear and push a finger over her vegana
>she's pretty fat here so it wasn't easy to find where I wanted to go
>pushing my middle finger through a fold of skin, i feel the unmistakable hot slippery mess that is her pussy
>she squeezes my wiener as I push a finger inside her
>her pace quickens as i explore the inside of her pussy, feeling around for her clit
>finally I feel that hard little bean and get to work
>I eventually climax and blow a shameful little load in my pants
>knowing it's over, she pulls her hand back up and licks it a bit
cont.
>"thanks for warming me up anon"
>I roll back on to my back and just fall asleep
I didn't give her any special attention the next day. In fact things were very normal for the rest of the weekend.
It turns out she ended up telling a bunch of the other girls in the squadron that I'd fingered her that night. Some of the girls didn't want to talk to me after that, but 3 or 4 of them ended up getting really catty.
I ended up fricking 2 of the other girls a year or so after this.
Will green text if anyone is interested.
Please do greentext, I need to know
>second base
americans are so gay
Pretty much every time it disappears it crops up again. It's basically a sex stories general.
sexo
My girlfriend has been going PrepHole since she was a teenager; she got introduced to wild camping through her a trip with her cadet squadron and then started going with her friends fairly often. After a year or so of this she read Kaczynski and Thoreau and I think it vocalised a lot of feelings she'd developed since she started doing the camping thing, reading that led her to this board and to PrepHole in general.
By the time I met her she'd had some pretty cool experiences and good stories to tell about stuff she's seen out in the woods and the backwaters (she's doing some canoe trips).
One of the first things we ever did together was camp, she told me it was a regular habit for her to go out into the hills, build a fire, cook some corn on the cob or something like that and just chill. So we did that, and pretty soon after we started dating. She's taken me to a few of her favourite spots and I've taken her to some of mine. I'd say her campcraft skills are good, she'd be able to survive without me. And she'll hike all day with a heavy pack and not complain. I tried to introduce her to fishing and hunting. Her aim's not great but she helped me skin and eat a squirrel and wasn't bothered by it.
She doesn't like going on her own much, she's not scared of animals (we live in the UK) but more scared of getting raped and murdered by some creep who finds her camp. So she goes with me or a friend. She has a nokia phone that only has my number and her parents' saved, so she can call us or emergency services if she gets into trouble- she got it because she wants to be otherwise uncontactable when she's out in nature. She's very into the idea of saving up money to buy some place out in the woods and homestead.
No, and you'll never find the bodies.
Early on in my relationship with my girlfriend, we went on an 8 mile hike in the AZ mountains. It was no issue for me, and only slightly tiring for her--I think we rested only once for 10 min.
A couple years later, and she literally passed out from exhaustion (in March in AZ) at a public event. We are not the most fit people ever, but I'd say in the top 20% in the US. Now, she cannot hike very simple hikes, even a 2 mile hike is too much.
What is this condition? Also, I'm no hiker, more PrepHoleizen, so not being able to hike doesn't affect my life at all. I'm just wondering how someone can go from easily hiking 8 miles to literally passing out from standing around and not being able to walk down the street without being at risk of passing out again
We don't know, you tell us
She could have a heart condition, maybe not getting enough oxygen.
That sounds like long COVID.
Need more info. She got POTS? It's indicated in a lot of covid cases.
With a girl you truly love? It’s amazing, sitting up all night staring at the arms of our galaxy, making out, sex etc. but this has only happened to me with one girl and we broke up because she was an exchange student and we both thought we were too young (24) to try to make long distance work for like 4 years before we could live together
with a girl youre on the dying ropes of the relationship with? Ugh
no. sounds like a bad idea. her period will attract bears, mountain lions, and wolves.
Just got back a few days ago from a week camping with gf of 4 months. Cooked on the camp fire almost every night, new site nearly every day, only about 1400km trip but with lots of bushwalks and beach swims. Biggest trip she's ever done, and the first one I've organised and done as a solo car.
She absolutely loved it and is already planning the next.
I've made it bros
Be aware of women who start to like what you like
She's never had a car capable of going 4x4ing and all good spots around here need it
i wish bruv
I did on a pretty short uphill near where I live. My boots were fricking me up because I didn't tie them tight enough and so my feet kept sliding back and forth. It was only two miles but it completely fricked up my feet for like a week. Now I'm looking into getting combat style boots and seeing if those help the issue instead of work boots.
Black person get shoes. The shit you walk in every day. Maybe some trail shoes if it's steep. You don't need boots to walk on a dirt path. Alaskan hunters don't travel far and they're mostly in the muck so they get a lot of bogs.
My wife and i go PrepHole together
>wife used to camp a lot to get away from abusive family
>spent her childhood learning about plants and animals
>learned to track animals and bow hunt, and forage for wild plants and berries to survive
>enjoys camping, hiking, and hunting with me
>plan on going to Summit Betchel Reserve in the fall after my trip there in April
Yes I often hikd with a college friend. Unfortunately, she is an extremely boring and unattractive person, and I have never been interested in a relationship with her. She's the only person I know that enjoys going outdoor tho..
All the girls I like hate hiking and it's a shame because it's a perfect activity for dating and in my experience it allows to bond very fast with the other person.
It is what it is.