Have any of you autists participated in reenactments?

Have any of you autists participated in reenactments?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I participate in the reenactment of your conception

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gottem lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >He is like something out of a postmodern satire
        (F)
        He's not based, nor a moron exactly but he was fun to have around for a while.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A welcome evolution of fym posting

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, there's not even a point of posting something else now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alright here is your you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AIEEEEE

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking kek
      Best post I’ve seen in years on this board

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ayooooooooo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ anon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, I used to do civil war reenaftments and would secretly hit my bong before battle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >secretly hit my bong before battle

      homie why? Robert E. Lee publicly wrote about the virtues of getting stoned.

      >“I wish it was in my power to place it (cannabis) in the pocket of every soldier, because I am convinced that it speedily relieves debility, fatigue and suffering”

      If anything, you should go out on the field dressed as General Lee with a bong in hand and let 'er rip right there in front of everyone.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, I used to do civil war reenaftments and would secretly hit my bong before battle

        Union troops also had access to edibles
        http://antiquecannabisbook.com/chap12/CivilWar.htm

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          can't wait for Steve to try one of these. seeing that guy high would be surreal i bet.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >dude weed! I bet thatd be awesome duuuuude!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hope your bong was period-correct anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I hope your bong was period-correct anon
        That would probably just be stuffing leaf into a pipe.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was this dead eyed moron just spending all his remaining life chasing the high of the one time in his life he actually participated in something important?

    Answers on a postcard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is what makes Girkin such a compelling character. He's a spook and a war criminal with a miles-long list of dirty laundry and skeletons in the closet, hell, his monologue about he started the Ukraine war is like something out of a Tom Clancy novel or Metal Gear.
      Yet at the same time, he isn't some kind of super commando or evil genius but a larping dork and podcaster who had to watch everything he worked for crumble. He is like something out of a postmodern satire.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >This is what makes Girkin such a compelling character. He's a spook and a war criminal with a miles-long list of dirty laundry and skeletons in the closet, hell, his monologue about he started the Ukraine war is like something out of a Tom Clancy novel or Metal Gear.
        >Yet at the same time, he isn't some kind of super commando or evil genius but a larping dork and podcaster who had to watch everything he worked for crumble. He is like something out of a postmodern satire.
        this and the only other definite dog of war merchant of death spook I know was another pencil necked turbo nerd who like Napoleonic tabletop games, rpgs and collected fantasy novels

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who exactly?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You got a link to that monologue?
        Also, even though he can frick off. I miss his doomposting.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't have the whole thing on hand rn, but here's an excerpt
          https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2014/11/21/russias-igor-strelkov-i-am-responsible-for-war-in-eastern-ukraine-a41598

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Pelevin-esque

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well yeah, baddies IRL aren’t movie villains. Look at Himmler. He was an autistic dork who somehow got his hands on a paramilitary. Without that he’d be right at home on PrepHole, ranting about the penis lengths of various races.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what other famous historical figure would post on PrepHole if they were able to?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Newton for sure. Dude held a trial where he was the judge so he could claim he invented calculus before that German guy whose method is way better

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A chicken farmer who followed his dreams and got to live in a wizard's castle

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well yeah, baddies IRL aren’t movie villains. Look at Himmler. He was an autistic dork who somehow got his hands on a paramilitary. Without that he’d be right at home on PrepHole, ranting about the penis lengths of various races.

        Look at somebody like Shoigu, whose favored autistic hobby is collecting and sculpting wood, to the point his autismfort dacha is a classically styled Japanese wooden home.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair that's a very pretty house. I'd plant a few more black pines and have one of those zen gardens with the rocks, but it's very aesthetic.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >to the point his autismfort dacha is a classically styled Japanese wooden home.
          I don't think I've ever seen a nicer oligarch home than Shoigu's Shogun palace, whatever else you can say about him, he has far better taste than any of the rest of his type. Not in tools though, which is weird but maybe he just never browsed a Home Depot or something.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Visiting a Home Depot would be his Yeltsin in a grocery store moment.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Visiting a Home Depot would be his Yeltsin in a grocery store moment.
              If Russia wanted to stay on theme for their Marvel obsession, the reconstruction process for Russia would involve an after-credits scene where some driftwood tablemaker youtuber is showing Shoigu around a Home Depot and he's making a fuss over the power tools.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He could have been written by Ian McEwan.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He is like something out of a postmodern satire
        (F)
        He's not based, nor a moron exactly but he was fun to have around for a while.

        The only thing I can imagine that motivates Girkin, is some kind of ultra long-view of history that's vaguely Darwinist. Where he thinks,
        1) the other forces of the world WILL destroy Russia unless Russia dominates them totally.
        2) he is just one man, and any amount of pain or indignities he may suffer are infinitely small against history and the idea of Russia.

        And so that is why he simps so hard for his State?
        How does he not give a shit about all the corruption though. How does he not direct his considerable energy toward lifting Russians out of their own rot...
        Like instead of making Angry Patriots Club he could concentrate on restoring the Soviet vocational school selection apparatus, so directionless Russians have some future to work towards.
        But I guess that's not "cool."

        I remember a post of his from 2022, warning women against getting abortions in particular due to organ trafficking doctors.
        How do you know about that, then decide to suit up and do gunnery against your neighboring cousin-Rus (Ukrainians) on behalf of such a dead baby-cannibal society, as if that could possibly make anything better for either country.

        I remember he did a podcast ep titled "Why the Youth Are Turning to The West," and I'd be curious to know its tl;dr because I doubt he had any useful cultural takes, and I want to know how exactly he fails.

        It seems like Girkin talks a lot of eloquent shit but is really only about chasing adrenaline, and causing a big shit storm in his wake. He's like a "right wing" mirror inverse of the "left wing" intersectionalism tards.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Russians only really know how to simp for the the state. Just take this moron, or even Solzhenitsyn, who got gulagd, yet still simped for the direct successor of the soviet state in the end. Once something else comes to power, such as say churkas, the russians will still simp for the state and will then gladly suck mohhamads mutilated wiener because that is all they know, cognitive dissonance and all.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's an FSB agent who started sniffing his own farts and playing little dictator, got demoted to running an online agitprop station and then ran his mouth until he pissed off the guy actually in charge. It never dawned on him that he isn't meant for greatness.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Strelkov doomposting is probably the best meme to come out of this war. I miss this little homie.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Strelkov doomposting is probably the best meme to come out of this war. I miss this little homie.

          God I love Girkinposting. Pure misery, moronation and hilarity

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah i hope he survives and writes books and operates a podcast

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >hope he survives and writes books and operates a podcast
              Don't think the Hague would let him do a podcast but a book is possible.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                books, interviews. he likes to talk and will force his way into documentaries and reportages

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He is compelling because he is an idealistic patriot who will excuse even the gravest crimes if they strenghten his fatherland. He might hate Putin, but he would still fight his illegal war. At the same time, he leads his little moronic movement that landed him in jail, he fights battles he cannot win and on one hand you wish to be the god of men like him, on the other you know he would unleash unspeakable horrors if he ever landed in a position of power. I really hope he gets his day of the horse and dies in a frontal assault

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Girkin is a character out of the Jagged Alliance series. He's exactly the type of autistic weirdo who would engage in mercenary work and military adventurism

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Girkin is the Adolf Eichmann of our century, Some dork you wouldnt think about twice after meeting them in public but still responsible for the deaths of tens of thousands of people with not a shred of remorse about it.

        You can argue that people like Eichmann were the true evil behind the horrors of the iron 20th century: boring bureaucrats lending their professional expertise in the most banale of ways to tirants and mass murderers. Thousands of these bureaucrats did much more damage than a crazy army of psychopaths and monsters ever could.
        Meanwhile men like Girkin are the quintessential evil of the 21st "clown" century: autists with a podcast, a minor online following and some questionable political ideas, the true evil of our current age. These men arent monsters, but put enough of them together and the results are even worse than if they were...

        (and yes I know Eichmann was basically playing a character after his arrest, just like Girkin might be doing now, yet the character is just as fascinating)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Big Boss believes in santa and dracula gives him nightmares. Otakon is a hyper-weeb. Miller is a perv basedfacing over hamburgers. Ocelot is a russian obsessed with cowboys and makes cat noises. Huey named his son after computer from 2000 the space odyssey.
        Girkin would fit right in metal gear.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The stages of his boss fight would involve him progressing through historical stages. You would chase him from one exhibition room to the next.
          He would wear a tacticool modernized Lorica Segmentata or one of many Gladiator ensembles.

          I remember seeing Girkin aka Srunov aka Zhopich in Moscow in 2011 during one of these reenactments.

          Well back then he was just a schizo historian. Seemed to be nice guy back then.

          >t. boomer russopeedor

          Dear Bogu stay away from mogilization,
          You need not participate in TZD

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >war criminal
        And this is what make you a homosexual
        War "Crimes" are a literal Reddit meme

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed. Shooting down passenger jets and torturing civilians is based behavior. The only people against them are redditors.
          Fricking moron.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Concept of command responsibility apparently is too much for stupid Black folk like you. While he was in command of clown show known as Donetsk "Peoples" Republic his forces executed POW's, tortured POW's, mass murdered civilians and shieet. t

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >War "Crimes" are a literal Reddit meme

          How compelling, please enter your plea.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is, in the truest possible sense, a LARPer. His whole life was role playing a character, that is, as a swaggering officer of the Russian Imperial Army or Red Army, depending on his mood. He's a romantic and idealist. He has his mind set on a role, as a daring officer in the battlefield with his men building the Russian Empire with his hands, and he's playing it. It makes him feel alive, and he will literally play pretend in the times when he can't do it for real.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do military exercises count?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have friends who reenact and I respect their hobby. I choose not to for three reasons:

    1. Too many stories about Joe Frickhead putting on a uniform and becoming a power-tripping homosexual. I'm a veteran and dealt with people like that enough on a daily basis.

    2. I'm a militaria and surp collector, I'd rather not spend my money on reproduction stuff.

    3. I have a family member who was eight years old living in rural Germany during WW2. I've heard stories he won't even bring up to my aunt about seeing wounded people die in a makeshift hospital and of his relatives coming home mangled or not at all. Having a connection that close to the human cost of war just makes me uncomfortable with the idea of reenacting it. Simple as.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Girkin is an avid reenactor of the Civil War
    >gets thrown in prison before he has the opportunity to make his LARP real in Civil War 2

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Getting gulag’d is the most realistic Russian civil war reenactment ever

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nth post best post.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if airshit larp counts as reenactment then yes

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is he actually dead? I remember a month or two back there were rumors. Was that confirmed?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gave me to-be-wife a bloody nose during a melee once. As an icebreaker it's quite unique.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i beat my gf/wife up
      yeah anon, this literally never happens, great icebreaker

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't know the right kind of women.
        I've known quite a few who were into LARPs and such. They were usually pretty high status females in that crowd, every guy wanted to date them.

        Whatever axis this represents is orthogonal to hotness, they're independent variables so some of the girls were smoking hot and some were complete trolls but nearly all of them were taken and usually by someone in the same crowd.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >LARPER is also autistic
          I was merely posting in jest lad. I shan't be explaining the joke, even if it's pretty self evident.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I brought my camera to a milsim game and larped as a journalist, complete with press badge and crappy amazon plate carrier

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how much wiener do you reckon this smug gay is taking in prison?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Milsim west is fun because its not really a reenactment and everyone there is expected to understand its a silly war game with lots of shitposting. Fatties and tryhards are also actively shamed because you get like 3 hours of sleep in 40 hours with lots of rucking and are a source of constant amusement for the cadre. More importantly, you get to mog airsofters with blank fire

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MSW is a lot of fun, my first event was at Clovis this past February and I got hooked so I'm flying out to West Virginia in a couple weeks

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    test

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Girkin wearing a world war 1 uniform carrying a disassembled maxim?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember seeing Girkin aka Srunov aka Zhopich in Moscow in 2011 during one of these reenactments.

      Well back then he was just a schizo historian. Seemed to be nice guy back then.

      >t. boomer russopeedor

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do Fallschirmjager and Luftwaffe field divisions

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah sure. I'm in a group recreating a line regiment of Napoleonic France. Good times with the boys

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In almost every kind, except US civil war. I don't really find it that enjoyable, but my gf makes her living as a costumer for certain events, while selling her catalogue to nerds, so she needs help setting up and her autistic sister fricking loves LARP and re-enactment events, so she needs a minder to stop her from blowing all her neetbux on swords. Most are just cringe, but a few have been really enjoyable. I think it all comes down to the passion of the hosts.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever came insider her while both of you were in full regalia

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just out in the treeline from the faire while I was dressed as a Varangian guard and she was a Byzantine princess.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Reminds me of the old greentext of a guy dressing his girl in russian sniper-ess gear and wearing a SS uniform

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, she did want me to roleplay as her subservient guard and only speak in the broken Norwegian I know to imitate Norse.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's not the only guy to do WW2-themed warbride roleplay with his girl.
            I have photo evidence of not one, but TWO couples who did this exact dynamic.

            Yeah, she did want me to roleplay as her subservient guard and only speak in the broken Norwegian I know to imitate Norse.

            Femdom is anti-Based... unless it's all just setup for the man to bust out and flip the script.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              (myself)
              And 2 of 2.
              This guy's going in...

              Concept of command responsibility apparently is too much for stupid Black folk like you. While he was in command of clown show known as Donetsk "Peoples" Republic his forces executed POW's, tortured POW's, mass murdered civilians and shieet. t

              It's even worse than him being irresponsible and allowing things to get out of hand. He drove it. I remember he made a post, when HIMARS / GMLRS was first really going to town blowing up a new ammo depot every few days,
              Detailing how HE used to handle things in DNR and how the SMO administration should do it,
              And it was basically like "talk for 30 minutes, then beatings in the cellar. Take him out, interrogate him another 30 minutes, then back to work in the cellar."

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Femdom is anti-Based
              femdom is cute as a fetish some girl like to take the lead

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, she did want me to roleplay as her subservient guard and only speak in the broken Norwegian I know to imitate Norse.

          Based patrician taste gf

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never did but when I was studying in Germany a professor of mine really loved doing civil war reenactments. Apparently there's like an annual civil war reenactment in Germany he attends. Guy also one time boarded a train in ww1 attire with a rifle because he wanted to do a lecture and show the stuff to students. I think everyone on the train was too stupefied to say anything.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does he know about the Confederates save pregnant Anne Frank meme?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure, he might get a kick out of it. He might also hate it. He's kinda unpredictable.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i want to get into reinacting and milsim so badly but it seems impossible

    the only way to do anything like that is to join a group that does it
    you cant just show up to events by yourself most of the time its literally not allowed
    and even if it is allowed if you are all alone you are going to be stuck wandering around aimlessly maybe tailing some larger group like a weirdo just so you have a reason to do anything at all while you are there

    and i am to antisocial and weird to join a group especially considering the only groups are either groups of people from facebook or groups of people from reddit
    there are no /k/ reinacting groups to sign up with to go to events with and even if there was im sure any group like that is tight knit and doesnt want random loser freaks joining them and ruining there time

    so basically like most things i would kill to do even once in my life ITS OVER

    maybe one day i will become rich and i will pay people to be my friends and do things like this with me
    i would like to do MilSim or reinacting with high power paintball guns and modified vehicles

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so ... maybe join a group from facebook and reddit then, you moron? What? you think they're all going to stare and laugh behind your back cause you're an antisocial autist?
      ITS A REINACTING GROUP THEY'RE ALL AUTISTIC WEIRDOS. NOBODY CARES. JUST DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IN LIFE INSTEAD OF BEING CRIPPELED BY DOUBT THE SECOND YOU HAVE TO LEAVE YOUR MOMS BASEMENT!! YOU WANT TO PRETEND YOU'RE SOME COOL ARMY MAN AND ARE STILL SCARED TO TALK TO PEOPLE? WHAT A JOKE!

      i hope this helps 🙂

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it is easy to say "just join a group" "just make friends" when you are properly socialized and it has not been made clear to you that you make people uncomfortable and you are not someone people want to be around

        sometimes i plan to do these things all by myself such as digging trenches and camping in them and larping by myself that i am in a war but it never works out because i get embarassed and nervous outside of my room so when i drive a hour to the nice forests i only stay for a few minutes and then go home so i dont bother leaving my room anymore
        also i am not sure if you are allowed to dig trenches and things in National Forests which also stops me i do not want to get in trouble and then lose my ability to even do pretend stuff in my room
        and even ontop of that say i did do all of that stuff what happens if i shoot out of my trench i make and there is a hiker or something behind the bushes somewhere

        it is not safe to do those things without a group or unless i had a bunch of land all to myself that i could put up fences and not have to worry about bothering anyone
        that is why i need to get rich

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >embarrassed and nervous alone in nature
          grim

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would but all the reenactment groups around me are all based in the boonies which seems odd
    though i guess you kind of have to live in the middle of nowhere to have the land to shoot off cannons and stuff
    i'm also the wrong color

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I reenacted your conception with ya mudda

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not so much a reenactment but I go to the Dday game in PA. It’s like 5000 paintball players. Absolutely chaotic

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