Y'all keep a stockpile of guns to hand out to neighbors or friends in case of complete collapse? I keep a few single shot shotguns to give out with a box of ammo each.
Hand out guns?
Y'all keep a stockpile of guns to hand out to neighbors or friends in case of complete collapse? I keep a few single shot shotguns to give out with a box of ammo each.
frick em what do they have for me? only give them the gun if they trade you a pair of goats, perhaps a tub of lentils
There will be no complete collapse with goat trading. Don't give your neighbours the tools to kill you. Let them buy them yourself and if you live in a rural area, leave your neighbours the frick alone and respect their property boundary. That is all they want om know about you
>Have gun
>Neighbor has two goats and no gun
...
>Have gun, two goats and no neighbor
>Being this myopic.
>Not forming a battle harem of women you train to fight as one sexy unit.
>Not wanting pic related.
>Being this homosexual.
gay.
yeah they got my old single shot shotgun and 22 rifle that i used as a wee lad
I don't know about "hand out" guns but I can only wield one gun at a time myself. If I was working together with a group of people I wouldn't mind sharing them for a time if our group survival depended on it. If things are that shitty though, we're all probably screwed anyway...
>handing out guns to tweaker and cartel members
No
I'll trade them a shorty gun for an hour with their daughter.
Make sure you have their daughter first and THEN give them the gun. Otherwise, you lock yourself out with your own key so to speak.
Gun up front, ammo after the hour.
That's moronic, they might have ammo
If they have ammo, they would have a gun and not trad their daughter for my gun.
hes got you there, anon
Why would the have the specific ammo for the gun your offering for trade, but not a gun that can already fire that ammo?
>This pathetic forever alone LARP fantasy of trading a shotgun to screw a man's daughter in a SHTF scenario
This would never happen. If you tried to do this in reality you would get told to frick off or they would get the gun that they do have and shoot your little dick off, and take the shotgun off your corpse.
So you're saying preemptively merc the family, except for those woman folk you intend on being rape-meat?
A little psycho, but I guess if you say so.
>preemptively merc the family
yes. idiot
I dare you to try this in reality moron. You will kill the dad at most and then get shot by the fathers son or his friends that came to meet up with him because a crisis is happening.
>assuming theyres a son
>assuming they have guns
You're taking this light hearted funny joke made very seriously, and acting like a white night fsggot over a theoretical female.
Jesus kid.
>It's just a joke bro
You are forever alone and write these pathetic LARPs to cope instead of making a change in your life. This has nothing to do with white knighting I am just laughing at you.
Not even him, but YOU should get laid, nobody who would argue so vitrolicly for this long is healthy. Your protections are getting a little pathetic too.
>[Barter 9/30] If you tried to do this in reality you would get told to frick off or they would get the gun that they do have and shoot your little dick off, and take the shotgun off your corpse.
>[Failed] Price just went up to two hours for the gun.
>I can take what i want
>My violence brings blessings
>If you tried to do this in reality you would get told to frick off or they would get the gun that they do have and shoot your little dick off, and take the shotgun off your corpse.
It's lovely, the way these twin fantasies go together. There will always be somebody saying "me use force get me want."
Then somebody else will fantasize about bullies getting owned. In reality, both of these larp homosexuals are eternally BTFO and will be forever
I have a daughter. She's an adult now. Someone tried to offer me a shot gun to frick her? I'd ask to see the gun and smash his face in with his and then keep whacking that skull until it was splattered right open then keep right on stamping in it. I've a bad fricking temper and it would be murder and I would have sinned but there you go
The violent fantasy of someone who doesn't know how to fight. The other guy definitely has another gun and he's not going to sit still and let you batter him with a shotgun. Be realistic.
I've beaten a couple of people to death thanks and I don't need your thoughts on the matter, or some dumb frick urban doomsday prepper that thinks he can walk up to men and insult them and their families and walk away alive. Cut his fricking pecker off and stuff it in his mouth for his troubles
>I’ve beaten a couple people to death
This thread is a cringe-off
Maybe the world is not what you think it is and the strangers you talk to on the internet are not from your safe space. Ever realise that?
Yeah, I realize you're either a try hard shitposter or a mentally unstable nut. Either way, you're the first to die in a crisis
I just like killing people and have a bad temper. I've been that way since I was a kid. It is God that keeps be in check from smashing the shit out of little pricks like you daily and I recognise it was wrong but was sorely provoked and paid my dues but I've beaten someones skull right open with a tire iron and much as I know it was wrong, I can't say I did not enjoy it a lot.
Baby's first internet sperg out
>This post will show up in your background check and you won't be hired.
I call first dibs for a chance with this guy's (adult) daughter, women from households with dads like this are always giant prostitutes
ur a massive gay and I could kill you with my pet rock
>I've beaten a couple of people to death thanks and I don't need your thoughts on the matter
No you haven't. You're some red in the face try hard reddit larper, probably a leftie pol refugee.
I don't think you have slapped someone in your entire life, much less actually punched someone.
I've hurt people just like you really bad. I'd like to hurt you now. Someone else will though. That's what people like you are made for. You're weak and whining and scared and fricking annoying so someone shoves your face in sooner or later. Why don;t you get in your little pecker mobile and drive around your nearest farm country and stop at the farms and offer some old shotgun to frick a mans daughter? You won't never even get a burial because you won't never be found
Oh no I'l sorry Mister Punisher I was only joking!
What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
You sound like a grumpy ten year old with his hoodie dramatically pulled over his eyes.
This post will show up in your background check and you won't be hired.
You in the orange.
Someday you're going to start an argument over something stupid, run your mouth a little too much, and get domed for it. Hopefully someone will be recording, I love watching that shit.
Sure you have, tough guy, sure you have. You're such a giant homosexual. You probably beat men off but you're such a giant homosexual gay queer wiener gobbler you wanna sound tough online. Stupid homosexual. I seriously hope you get shot at your gay nightclub by some closeted sand Black person.
>fantasize about bullies getting owned.
No that happens a lot all the time especially in rural areas. Best plan is like I say, just leave people alone. They don't want to know you.
I hope some decent man will have the well deserved opportunity to kill you before you rape an innocent human being.
>having leather shell holders that cost almost as much as the single shot shotgun it's on
i remember a few years ago i saw online that you could buy like 25mosin +ammo for like $2000 a buch of prepers brought them all up
That's why I bought 6 Mosins. To arm up my neighbors if we need to hold the neighborhood down.
>woah it's SHTF time to hand out single shot shotguns to strangers
How about instead of coping with these larp scenarios you just admit that you have low inhibition and chose to consoom a bunch of shitty guns for a squirt of dopamine?
Holy shit you guys are gay as hell. Having a doomsday fantasy where you arm your neighbors to survive the apocalypse. Super cringe.
Frick no why would I give other people weapons during a time of civil unrest? Whatre you moronic?
>I keep a few single shot shotguns to give out with a box of ammo each.
OP is using his head. Can't forget how to manipulate what is essentially a breechloading musket, and sympathetic/panic fire is only good for one shot each. Don't forget a good comfy sling so they can carry the weapon and keep both hands free, and don't forget a drop bag -- could be as simple as a reusable shopping bag from Whole Foods -- with more cartridges, bottled water, flashlight, etc.
why would I risk giving guns to people that I interact with somewhat frequently and have probably been encouraging to get guns yet they never did so? such people don't strike me as reasonable or level-headed. similarly, why would I be friends with people that don't have guns?
My neighbors are significantly more armed than I am.
i have about a few muzzle loaders kicking around for just such an occasion
I do keep like a dozen bottom of the barrel p80s ready to go. Time was they were about 300 a pop to complete. They are in the category of "I'm trading for/giving away something and don't care if the other guy dies using it." They're built fine but still. Bottom tier Some time ago those Taiwanese T91 uppers were coming out of Atlantic for like 250ish on sale iirc? And I have 4 of the 14" ones that have made it onto another 4 poverty pony lowers that came together over the years. No shotguns I'd give out though, trade yes give no. Mags for things too, I reckon I could take about 8-12 guys and at least arm them semi-well. That being said I don't have 8-12 guys to arm so this is mostly trade b8 I guess.
>give my guns to an old asian lady, an old black woman or an actual cuck
hmm
no, I have no intention of handing out rifles except for a "Olympus has fallen" and "the Wolverines"
I keep enough ammo and fire arms for a stand-off and to arm the household.
I rate things by the following:
>Condition Green
things are good, maintain watch and keep arms stored.
>Condition BLU
there is or could be an active crime, keep a firearm close, but call the cops.
>Condition Amber
there is an active environmental danger, perform Civic duties, no further action.
>Condition Yellow
there is unrest and hostility in the general public, keep a firearm within reach at all times.
>Condition Red
there is an active danger on or near the property, perform a sweep, do not fire until confirmation of danger.
>Condition Black
active combat. KILL KILL KILL.
>Condition Black on BLU
local, state, or federal government is not to be trusted, begin insurrection operations. KILL IT WITH FIRE.
>Condition WILD FIRE
the local government has fallen, the state government is not available, the federal government is not available. establish a militia, reestablish the local government. get in contact with the state government. KILL all traitors and invaders.
yea me and my boys from high school are gonna be bandits so i got like 5 psa ar15s to arm them with plus a few cheap mosins to arm people who might join up with our crew along the way
Yes.
>here's what I'd do
you should shut the frick up
I never sell guns or gear just in case. So I basically have my original loadouts and I can see them progress over time, beginning with a Taurus G2c and a PSA ar with a condor chest rig and evolving all the way to my nice stuff now that I'm no longer poor.
Do you guys think there's some way to mount old hear on a mannequin? That would be awesome but I imagine it's too heavy. Is there like a tactical mannequin to display gear sets?
I've got some pistols that I have no use for, so I just have been holding onto them rather than selling them just for that purpose.
>i want a rack of guns purely for aesthetic reasons but need a shitty excuse
I own multiple of the same types of guns and tools just so if someone asks if they can borrow something I'll say "No. It's my only one" then I can go back and enjoy that person not having thing that I have multiple of.
>a few single shot shotguns to give out
When the real shit hits the fan, it only takes one shot and you're dead and your neighbor owns what you no longer are alive to give a frick about.
Of course not. Why would you ever hand out guns or trade ammo, it’s moronic. Think about it for an minute and you will figure out why.
My neighbors suck so no
>neighbors
Being a city slicker first thing im doing is delivering divine retribution for that dude who uses the washing machine at 4am.
>friends
only if they survive me hollering 'told ya so' for 12 hours straight first