>You shoot >Ackwardly do the michael kick with my level IV armor soles >deflect the round >Perform the flip from the music video Smooth Criminal >Send your soul to be raped for being ignorant
Laugh as you touch my wiener while fingering my pockets because I cut those out of every pair of pants I own so I can jerk off in public. Then with my dying breath" homie, you gay"
>What are you doing?
I throw my box of Hornets at him (never leave home with out them), while he is distracted I run away so I don’t get stung too.
>Now what?
I hope that he grabs either the Centipede in my pocket or jabs himself on the needles I found at the park (hopefully one of them was used by a AIDS sufferer)
Get shot.
Feel my fingers in your pockets as you fade out.
I kick you on the ground for good measure.
Now what?
Honestly when I was younger and dumb and selling weed, I had a guy basically do this to me when I went to drop off an ounce of dro (430 bucks back in the day that’s wild when I think about it)
I literally just did a 180 and walked off and nothing happened.
I rum towards him shooting one handed with my eyes closed, thrusting my arm forward to make the bullets go faster, like 90% of civilian self defense videos. You'll 007s might as well just carry a noisemaker to scare the monkeys off.
>stop a robbery/ potential murder >somehow they failed at defending themselves
Were you expecting them to pop the melon of each future doctor in less than a second?
At moment that the driver ran after the robbers, would that still classified as self-defenses? He's still inside his garage.
I'm not against it but after apple river incident I have a harder time understand this type of situation.
Apple river guy was fricked because he lied to the police and the jury could infer mea culpa, that the defendant knew what he did was wrong. I think a reasonable person could have found the old man being attacked as self defense absent tge lying.
If you actually defended yourself then you had better make a small statement to the police, something to the effect of "I was attacked and defendes myself." then shut up and assert your right to counsel.
my dad tells a story about how one night in his 20's he woke up to his car alarm going off, and some doctor or lawyer was pulling the radio out of his car. he chased the guy down the street and shot at him a couple times before realizing he'd probably be fricked if he hit the guy.
At moment that the driver ran after the robbers, would that still classified as self-defenses? He's still inside his garage.
I'm not against it but after apple river incident I have a harder time understand this type of situation.
YES. How does he know they are not just taking cover to regroup and continue the crime?
If he's further away and alone, I just toss my wallet to the ground and kill him while he picks it up. If not, I hand him my stuff, pretend to leave, then come back and kill him.
>You will be sentenced for murder if you do that btw.
No you won't. >Because he is no longer a threat and you can just leave.
He's absolutely a threat who may or may not let you leave. He's also still a threat to my property and committing a felony. Perfectly good shoot. Stand your ground.
I'm thinking how much worse things have got here in my country over the last 20 years, to the point I don;t even recognize it. None of the people on the streets I see were born here or their parents, none of them share my families history here, or religion, or accent. I am discriminated against by employment policies which reserve quotas for none nations and people from ethic groups that are not mine. I consider my anger and rage and raise my left hand amd move it slowly to the left causing his vision to track the motion and without removing it from my coat pockert shoot this man in the face with the 44 mag snub nose in my right hand. I then fire again twice into his sternum and withdraw the pistol and stamp repeatedly on his smashed face until it is not recognizable any more . Take his gun and his wallet and balaclava and walk quickly away. When I have walked three KM and walked through enough grass and dirt to cover the blood on my feet I head to wards the nearest public transport and pay cash for the furthest destination.
"Heh, looks like this fool chose the wrong guy to mug"
*sprints and closes the distance between me and him before he can react*
*controls the muzzle of his gun*
*uses 2 fingers to twist his gun 180 degrees, breaking his wrist in the process*
"Well well we'll, looks like the would be mugger is now the muggee heh. Now I could threaten you with your own weapon, but doing so would tarnish my honor and honestly is beneath a gentleman like me"
*quickly disassembles the gun quicker than a united states marine could*
"now, I can either kick your ass and make you wait for the police, or you can sit there peacefully and wait, your choice"
*ends up on the front page of youtube because the entire encounter was captured on a Ring(TM) doorbell camera*
*has to make an update video explaining my thoughts and feelings during the encounter, plus the subsequent stardom, plus all the ladies*
Look over his shoulder and say "Oh, Hello Officer!" Then as he looks away in panic, shoot him in the groin with my handloaded 12 gauge "Semen Demon" and "Fermented Herring" . loads, while cackling gleefully.
Concealed in the hand and used to pop two pills into the back of some goombah’s head on the QT.
You then fold it back up, slide it into your pocket and scram while the bunny does the “bunny run” with his legs while doing the “T-Rex” with his arms and hands.
…while putting my left hand, palm out, in front of his face to obscure his view of me. Be reaching around like I’m going for my wallet.
Draw my piece, slap at his gun hand while dropping into a sitting position and bringing my piece out and up.
When it’s at his dick level, I start shooting and keep pulling trigger riding the recoil up until Im at his head.
I “Homeboy Hold” because ai carry DA/SA semiautos and this have the longer stiffer trigger pull on the first shot, and if Im going to “pull” a shot while yanking that trigger, Im pulling upwards from his dick and toward his liver, heart, aorta, throat and head, (and the spine behind it).
Second option, (lower percentage than the first), is start the same with the hand jive, but when my ironclears leather , I slap his hand away, put my head down and charge him, sticking my muzzle into his belly angled upwards and start yanking the trigger.
It’s a crap-shoot either way. if I’m in range of some character in this getup, my SA has let me down already, and it’s all in Lord Jesus’ hands who is gonna die.
If it’s him, the last thing he sees on this earth will be my dIck, passing into his fricking face and nostrils and gasping mouth.
Goodbye, homosexual! Come and get him, Satan! A fresh soul for you to roast in Hell forever!
I find that interesting because you could not be more wrong but also to have such imagery in your head I can only assume you are a homosexual and a racial minority, certainly brown.
That's why I carry a dummy wallet with goatse printed on a business card. But the smart thing to do is put prop cards in it with airtag sewed in and help cops find him.
You ever been in a shooting incident and survived it, anon?
If you have, you realize that your life was in God’s hands. A guy can only prepare so much and for only so many possibilities.
When you come down to brass tacks, the Lord lets you live or He doesn’t.
I lived.
I can’t speak for everyone, but for me they were a spiritual awakening.
Your homosexual autistic ass would have been wearing a diaper and giving a blow-job to a diesel engine, y’know?
Swatting at things with your little handbag because of your “feelz”.
Yeah, delicate little “sensitive” types like yourself were not their cup of tea at all.
Poor Kraut Downsies being exterminated for being born with an extra chromosome…like they could help that.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
That is so hateful Anon. I mean really, I am insulted and concerned for you.
What is this unabashed loathing you have, that would cause you to project a picture of a poor, helpless Diesel-cycle engine being abused in such a manner?
Have you no concern for the plight of the helpless engine?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Stop using ChatGPT
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I assure you, that is hand typed.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Lol u used a - for blowjob. What a dork
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
It’s spelled different in KrautLand, you ignorant frick.
And blow-jobs were banned because Hitler wanted all Aryan sperm swimming inside Aryan Fallopian Tubes to produce good little future Aryan soldiers.
(And instead we got Anna-Frijd from ABBA…oh well!)
I got stabbed in the buttcheeks one time by a skinny Black person behind a bar. True story guys. My buddy knocked him out and the guys mom dragged him to their car. I was really drunk and making fun of him for selling crack
I’m truly at a loss to how to respond to your fascinating tale, anon.
Is there a deeper meaning that I’m missing here?
His momma was supervising him selling the crack in an alley behind a bar?
That’s some Grade “A” parenting, right there.
Did your buddy pay her to suck his dick before he allowed her to collect her pickaninny?
“Yeah…frick him, he can wait. You wanna make a quick Lincoln or what?”
>Pull out wallet >"Take it, I don't want any trouble" >I throw it at him >Accidentally throw it past him because I have a terrible throwing arm >He turns around and bends down to pick it up >Pull out pic rel >Pull back hammer and take aim >Pause because shooting a man in the back is unsporting, even if he is a scoundrel >"Hey, [insert appropriate racial slur for his ethnicity]" >He turns around >I shoot >Massive cloud of white Pyrodex smoke fills the space between us >Nearby car alarms going off, muffled by the ringing in my ears >"Shit, I forgot my ramrod." >30 seconds later, the smoke finally clears >Mugger is dead from .50 caliber wound >Grab my wallet, his wallet, and his gun >Make a run for it >No one can prove I shot him because my gun doesn't even have a spent case to leave behind and the bullet blew completely through him
Just as the founding fathers intended.
>Alright man, I don't want any trouble. >Reach in pocket >Give him my hello kitty wallet >Robber looks down at it >Looks back up at me >Throws it at my feet >Give me your real fricking wallet right now! >Uh uhh >I reach into pocket >Pull out handful of spaghetti >It was my spaghetti pocket >He stares blankly at me >He facepalms and sighs >He opens his mouth like hes about to say something >Not a word just nods his head in disappointment >He puts his gun back in his pocket >Turns around and starts to walk away >I pull out my blued S&W Model 29 chambered in .44 Magnum with 8-3/8" barrel and put 6 rounds of Hornady XTP HPs perfectly in between his shoulder blades >Pick up my hello kitty wallet >turn 360 degree and get outta there >Tfw the 6 rounds of Hornady .44 HPs cost more than the cash I had on me >Tfw the hello kitty wallet was my real wallet
Politely comply until he makes a mistake and gives me an opening to draw from concealment and magdump.
Only real choice you have in this situation unless you want to take your chances with a decoy wallet satisfying the mugger enough for him to frick off.
Alternatively, shoot him with the unholstered pistol from within my hoodie pocket as I pretend to fumble around in there to get my wallet. They can't react to a draw if you shoot without drawing. Big brain move that necessitates pocket carrying a loaded and chambered gun with an unprotected trigger like an absolute gremlin. But it's a bad part of town, so you have to take risks to keep ahead of the street thugs.
OR, just rush the fricker and tank the bullets. If you're not hit in the brain or heart, you have several minutes to kill him in a blind rage and maybe find a hospital afterward. Drugs recommended for this route. Again, bad part of town, necessary risks, etc.
>pull out heavy steel shitbrick of a gun >adrenaline pumping, cannot form words >cannot muster the brain cells to pull the trigger >beat you to death with it while screeching and hooting like a caveman >only notice I've been shot multiple times after coming down >die probably
Someone better be filming my finest hour when it comes.
Hand him my throwdown wallet that is fat Obama $3 bills, my fake Rolex that contains an Airtag, and my fake iPhone that is basically one big lithium battery that is rigged to start lithium fire when you plug it into a charger.
>give them my wallet >it's actually a decoy wallet >the second they open it, the striker from a confetti popper goes off, setting off all the gunpowder I've stuffed into it >take the wallet as punishment for falling for the oldest trick in the book
>N-No.
>turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away
Get shot.
Feel my fingers in your pockets as you fade out.
I kick you on the ground for good measure.
Now what?
die, probably
if I'm gonna get shot anyway, imma pull my pants down first and air out the boys.
>ANON DOOD!
>WAT NOU
>You shoot
>Ackwardly do the michael kick with my level IV armor soles
>deflect the round
>Perform the flip from the music video Smooth Criminal
>Send your soul to be raped for being ignorant
>Shoot him with 9mm
>He is on the ground... laughing at you
>Emotional Damage
>You have a nice day
>9mm bounces off your face
do i have to get shot before or after you feel me up?
>Feel my fingers in your
Kinda gay
Laugh as you touch my wiener while fingering my pockets because I cut those out of every pair of pants I own so I can jerk off in public. Then with my dying breath" homie, you gay"
>What are you doing?
I throw my box of Hornets at him (never leave home with out them), while he is distracted I run away so I don’t get stung too.
>Now what?
I hope that he grabs either the Centipede in my pocket or jabs himself on the needles I found at the park (hopefully one of them was used by a AIDS sufferer)
Honestly when I was younger and dumb and selling weed, I had a guy basically do this to me when I went to drop off an ounce of dro (430 bucks back in the day that’s wild when I think about it)
I literally just did a 180 and walked off and nothing happened.
I turn 360° and walk away
I rum towards him shooting one handed with my eyes closed, thrusting my arm forward to make the bullets go faster, like 90% of civilian self defense videos. You'll 007s might as well just carry a noisemaker to scare the monkeys off.
This guy and the one in the Subway that shot the two robbers are the GOATs of defensive shooting videos.
Anon I posted this as a terrible example of what to do in a defensive situation lmao, you really are 007s
Rate this one...
That old man gentrified the frick out of those crime-doers huh.
The gold standard 10/10
>Tactical boomer waddle to close distance to target
>wrist firmly supported on follow-up shots
>hand jabbing forward on final shot for extra velocity
>stop a robbery/ potential murder
>somehow they failed at defending themselves
Were you expecting them to pop the melon of each future doctor in less than a second?
>Hickok45 goes west
Holy frick I’m 21 and dress just like that boomer
At moment that the driver ran after the robbers, would that still classified as self-defenses? He's still inside his garage.
I'm not against it but after apple river incident I have a harder time understand this type of situation.
Apple river guy was fricked because he lied to the police and the jury could infer mea culpa, that the defendant knew what he did was wrong. I think a reasonable person could have found the old man being attacked as self defense absent tge lying.
If you actually defended yourself then you had better make a small statement to the police, something to the effect of "I was attacked and defendes myself." then shut up and assert your right to counsel.
100% self defense. He doesn’t know if they have guns themselves they are still a threat and on his property.
my dad tells a story about how one night in his 20's he woke up to his car alarm going off, and some doctor or lawyer was pulling the radio out of his car. he chased the guy down the street and shot at him a couple times before realizing he'd probably be fricked if he hit the guy.
YES. How does he know they are not just taking cover to regroup and continue the crime?
9mm strikes again
>There was a gunfight
If he's further away and alone, I just toss my wallet to the ground and kill him while he picks it up. If not, I hand him my stuff, pretend to leave, then come back and kill him.
>and kill him while he picks it up.
You will be sentenced for murder if you do that btw. Because he is no longer a threat and you can just leave.
Then I kill myself too homosexual.
Does he still have a gun drawn while committing a crime against me? Sounds like a threat to me.
>You will be sentenced for murder if you do that btw.
No you won't.
>Because he is no longer a threat and you can just leave.
He's absolutely a threat who may or may not let you leave. He's also still a threat to my property and committing a felony. Perfectly good shoot. Stand your ground.
That's for a jury to decide Black person
i asked bing and it said you can slot the guy no problem
>What are you doing?
A 360 and walking away
I'm thinking how much worse things have got here in my country over the last 20 years, to the point I don;t even recognize it. None of the people on the streets I see were born here or their parents, none of them share my families history here, or religion, or accent. I am discriminated against by employment policies which reserve quotas for none nations and people from ethic groups that are not mine. I consider my anger and rage and raise my left hand amd move it slowly to the left causing his vision to track the motion and without removing it from my coat pockert shoot this man in the face with the 44 mag snub nose in my right hand. I then fire again twice into his sternum and withdraw the pistol and stamp repeatedly on his smashed face until it is not recognizable any more . Take his gun and his wallet and balaclava and walk quickly away. When I have walked three KM and walked through enough grass and dirt to cover the blood on my feet I head to wards the nearest public transport and pay cash for the furthest destination.
Why haven't you left LA/NYC yet?
Maybe I did.Maybe I got a bus.
not reading all that shit
nice demoralization post Black person
"Heh, looks like this fool chose the wrong guy to mug"
*sprints and closes the distance between me and him before he can react*
*controls the muzzle of his gun*
*uses 2 fingers to twist his gun 180 degrees, breaking his wrist in the process*
"Well well we'll, looks like the would be mugger is now the muggee heh. Now I could threaten you with your own weapon, but doing so would tarnish my honor and honestly is beneath a gentleman like me"
*quickly disassembles the gun quicker than a united states marine could*
"now, I can either kick your ass and make you wait for the police, or you can sit there peacefully and wait, your choice"
*ends up on the front page of youtube because the entire encounter was captured on a Ring(TM) doorbell camera*
*has to make an update video explaining my thoughts and feelings during the encounter, plus the subsequent stardom, plus all the ladies*
Nice dude. Could i get your sloppy seconds, or at least watch?
Look over his shoulder and say "Oh, Hello Officer!" Then as he looks away in panic, shoot him in the groin with my handloaded 12 gauge "Semen Demon" and "Fermented Herring" . loads, while cackling gleefully.
Get my wallet out
Just kidding it's a gun lol
That would actually work with this maybe? IS THAT WHAT ITS INTENDED FOR? OMG MIND FREAK!
No dumbass, I'll just use a real gun, not a fricking Transformer that I have to put together before I can shoot two rounds of .22LR
Your old boomer hands would probably turn into dust trying to open a fricking paper weight 22lr wallet sized gun, my bad I forgot.
I carry a full size Jericho, monkey
What's a Jericho?
a type of wall
have a nice day
That’s a tool for a hit man.
Concealed in the hand and used to pop two pills into the back of some goombah’s head on the QT.
You then fold it back up, slide it into your pocket and scram while the bunny does the “bunny run” with his legs while doing the “T-Rex” with his arms and hands.
That would work, but too loud if you want to pop him on the street.
Better to use a .22 Short with the muzzle pressed right at the back of his skull angled up.
You can use any number of rods if you don’t care about the noise and drawing attention to your work.
>Better to use a .22 Short with the muzzle pressed right at the back of his skull angled up.
>t. picrel
That’s usually a good sign especially if it’s accompanied by the same bloody brain snot flowing out of the ears and from under the eyelids.
Means you’ve generated enough hydraulic shock inside the cranium to rupture the weak points and his CS fluid is leaking out.
That’s not gonna get better on it’s own.
gon
Say:
“Okay, dude, cool out. Let me get my wallet out!”
…while putting my left hand, palm out, in front of his face to obscure his view of me. Be reaching around like I’m going for my wallet.
Draw my piece, slap at his gun hand while dropping into a sitting position and bringing my piece out and up.
When it’s at his dick level, I start shooting and keep pulling trigger riding the recoil up until Im at his head.
I “Homeboy Hold” because ai carry DA/SA semiautos and this have the longer stiffer trigger pull on the first shot, and if Im going to “pull” a shot while yanking that trigger, Im pulling upwards from his dick and toward his liver, heart, aorta, throat and head, (and the spine behind it).
Second option, (lower percentage than the first), is start the same with the hand jive, but when my ironclears leather , I slap his hand away, put my head down and charge him, sticking my muzzle into his belly angled upwards and start yanking the trigger.
It’s a crap-shoot either way. if I’m in range of some character in this getup, my SA has let me down already, and it’s all in Lord Jesus’ hands who is gonna die.
If it’s him, the last thing he sees on this earth will be my dIck, passing into his fricking face and nostrils and gasping mouth.
Goodbye, homosexual! Come and get him, Satan! A fresh soul for you to roast in Hell forever!
>sticking my muzzle into his belly angled upwards
>Out of battery
>Click Click Click
>Revolver smiles
I'm a genius boy with a loving adoptive family? I'll take it. Steve is going to be a success.
Would you really have taken Laura over Myra? I know Myra was crazy, but damn, girl..
Hell no, but Steve is pure, and I'm not that good.
Woman had a real pair of cannons. RIP
Lord A’mighty! Look what I done found out in the melon patch!
Serious bedwench material.
I find that interesting because you could not be more wrong but also to have such imagery in your head I can only assume you are a homosexual and a racial minority, certainly brown.
It’s not entirely Gay to want to sodomize Urkel.
It’s about 99% Gay, but not entirely.
He may just be the 1% who just like to buck-break nerdy Black folks because he’s racist.
Just sayin’
That's why I carry a dummy wallet with goatse printed on a business card. But the smart thing to do is put prop cards in it with airtag sewed in and help cops find him.
Everyone in this thread must post their gun or GTFO
The dubs have spoken
Dammit
re rolling for anon
I bear .45 caliber Witness to My Lord and My God.
Hear me O Lord, in my time of need!
Behold His Justice and despair, O wicked ones, for this day hath His righteous judgment been passed upon yo’ ass!
You specifically are why I said post guns
You're cringy as hell and you're either using ChatGPT or you're literally mentally moronic
You ever been in a shooting incident and survived it, anon?
If you have, you realize that your life was in God’s hands. A guy can only prepare so much and for only so many possibilities.
When you come down to brass tacks, the Lord lets you live or He doesn’t.
I lived.
I can’t speak for everyone, but for me they were a spiritual awakening.
Hitler had a lot of bad ideas
Aktion T4 wasn't one of them
He got in late on the eugenics train.
You sure about that, anon?
Your homosexual autistic ass would have been wearing a diaper and giving a blow-job to a diesel engine, y’know?
Swatting at things with your little handbag because of your “feelz”.
Yeah, delicate little “sensitive” types like yourself were not their cup of tea at all.
Poor Kraut Downsies being exterminated for being born with an extra chromosome…like they could help that.
That is so hateful Anon. I mean really, I am insulted and concerned for you.
What is this unabashed loathing you have, that would cause you to project a picture of a poor, helpless Diesel-cycle engine being abused in such a manner?
Have you no concern for the plight of the helpless engine?
Stop using ChatGPT
I assure you, that is hand typed.
Lol u used a - for blowjob. What a dork
It’s spelled different in KrautLand, you ignorant frick.
And blow-jobs were banned because Hitler wanted all Aryan sperm swimming inside Aryan Fallopian Tubes to produce good little future Aryan soldiers.
(And instead we got Anna-Frijd from ABBA…oh well!)
I got stabbed in the buttcheeks one time by a skinny Black person behind a bar. True story guys. My buddy knocked him out and the guys mom dragged him to their car. I was really drunk and making fun of him for selling crack
I’m truly at a loss to how to respond to your fascinating tale, anon.
Is there a deeper meaning that I’m missing here?
His momma was supervising him selling the crack in an alley behind a bar?
That’s some Grade “A” parenting, right there.
Did your buddy pay her to suck his dick before he allowed her to collect her pickaninny?
“Yeah…frick him, he can wait. You wanna make a quick Lincoln or what?”
Sure, pick one.
Lick my taint
Who do you main in siege?
I don't play R6 Siege at all
A likely story, I'm keeping an eye on you.
what furniture is on that?
https://www.kpykusa.com/
Rollin
>Pull out wallet
>"Take it, I don't want any trouble"
>I throw it at him
>Accidentally throw it past him because I have a terrible throwing arm
>He turns around and bends down to pick it up
>Pull out pic rel
>Pull back hammer and take aim
>Pause because shooting a man in the back is unsporting, even if he is a scoundrel
>"Hey, [insert appropriate racial slur for his ethnicity]"
>He turns around
>I shoot
>Massive cloud of white Pyrodex smoke fills the space between us
>Nearby car alarms going off, muffled by the ringing in my ears
>"Shit, I forgot my ramrod."
>30 seconds later, the smoke finally clears
>Mugger is dead from .50 caliber wound
>Grab my wallet, his wallet, and his gun
>Make a run for it
>No one can prove I shot him because my gun doesn't even have a spent case to leave behind and the bullet blew completely through him
Just as the founding fathers intended.
since when is it a requirement to own guns in order to post on the u/k/raine war board???
I think it's safe to assume you don't own any
guns are for chuds???? i don't need a gun to make my loose wiener feel bigger
You don't have a functioning penis either
I’ll lift my shirt to show off my tummy so the robber is distracted then I’ll have time to draw this little guy
So, you're calling me a wealthy black actor?
Um, okay.
Very odd insult.
you see, in the blink of an eye i grab the gun and in 8 nanoseconds jam my pinky behind the trigger preventing you from firing a shot. what now?
I jam my thumbs in your eyes.
>Alright man, I don't want any trouble.
>Reach in pocket
>Give him my hello kitty wallet
>Robber looks down at it
>Looks back up at me
>Throws it at my feet
>Give me your real fricking wallet right now!
>Uh uhh
>I reach into pocket
>Pull out handful of spaghetti
>It was my spaghetti pocket
>He stares blankly at me
>He facepalms and sighs
>He opens his mouth like hes about to say something
>Not a word just nods his head in disappointment
>He puts his gun back in his pocket
>Turns around and starts to walk away
>I pull out my blued S&W Model 29 chambered in .44 Magnum with 8-3/8" barrel and put 6 rounds of Hornady XTP HPs perfectly in between his shoulder blades
>Pick up my hello kitty wallet
>turn 360 degree and get outta there
>Tfw the 6 rounds of Hornady .44 HPs cost more than the cash I had on me
>Tfw the hello kitty wallet was my real wallet
Politely comply until he makes a mistake and gives me an opening to draw from concealment and magdump.
Only real choice you have in this situation unless you want to take your chances with a decoy wallet satisfying the mugger enough for him to frick off.
Alternatively, shoot him with the unholstered pistol from within my hoodie pocket as I pretend to fumble around in there to get my wallet. They can't react to a draw if you shoot without drawing. Big brain move that necessitates pocket carrying a loaded and chambered gun with an unprotected trigger like an absolute gremlin. But it's a bad part of town, so you have to take risks to keep ahead of the street thugs.
OR, just rush the fricker and tank the bullets. If you're not hit in the brain or heart, you have several minutes to kill him in a blind rage and maybe find a hospital afterward. Drugs recommended for this route. Again, bad part of town, necessary risks, etc.
Pretend to suck your dick
Then kneecap you with a 32 and force you to suck mine
Shoot myself before he can shoot me
Give him the decoy wallet with a RFID fob.
>pull out heavy steel shitbrick of a gun
>adrenaline pumping, cannot form words
>cannot muster the brain cells to pull the trigger
>beat you to death with it while screeching and hooting like a caveman
>only notice I've been shot multiple times after coming down
>die probably
Someone better be filming my finest hour when it comes.
>*zip*
>*psshhhhhhhhhhh*
>gimme yo shet
>I return to monkey and throw my shit at him
1. Give 'im mah shit
2. Try not to cry.
3. Cry a lot.
Give him a powerful stare while I shit myself in front of him.
Throw my car keys at his feet yelling, "take it, just don't hurt me!"
Shoot him in the head when he stoops to pick them up.
Hand him my throwdown wallet that is fat Obama $3 bills, my fake Rolex that contains an Airtag, and my fake iPhone that is basically one big lithium battery that is rigged to start lithium fire when you plug it into a charger.
*Ugh, call an ambulance, but not for me*
I came here to post that.
>hand him my wallet
>act defeated
>he takes off
>shoot him in the back
>take both our wallets
But then he might shoot you after you give him your wallet and he still has the gun pointed at you
If he was going to do that why not just shoot me first and then take my wallet from my pocket?
If the gun is still in the robber's hand, then the threat is persistent. You can shoot anytime to stop that deadly force threat.
toss a masson jar of silver fuminate
I put on my robe and wizard hat
I pull out my ar15 i've been concealed carrying the entire time and room clear the mugger
>give them my wallet
>it's actually a decoy wallet
>the second they open it, the striker from a confetti popper goes off, setting off all the gunpowder I've stuffed into it
>take the wallet as punishment for falling for the oldest trick in the book