Gf bought a house with a smart toilet from some dumb joggers. I think they broke it before they left because apparently it was fine during inspection. I got the part I need to replace to get it to work, but that means disconnecting the the three water pipes on the bottom and reconnecting them. How do I do this without getting poop water all over the floor?
>. How do I do this without getting poop water all over the floor?
for starters, tell gf to stop shitting in the bidet
>"""smart toilet"""
>lose power: can't flush
>lose internet: can't flush
>open door
>toilet closes
>force it back up
>sit down
>toilet closes trying to crush you into a pancake
>have to poop
>run into bathroom
>toilet incorrectly interprets my movements and starts raising the lid
>while I'm on it
>fall off toilet
>airbag goes off
>poop everywhere
>have to poop
>run into bathroom with fly unzipped
>toilet misclassifies me as a Chinese ZTZ-96 MBT armed with AGTMs
>it deploys a servo-operated FGM-148 Javelin AAWS-M to neutralize the perceived threat of my loose turds
>i am killed by toilet warfare
i try to disengage any hydraulic or servo actuators before actually needing to use the toilet so badly that my haste might get me wasted
"smart" plumbing is moronic. it will fail in ~5 years and then you'll have to replace a part that costs the same as replacing the entire thing with the old, "dumb" fixture, which would last 10+ years.
most of them are battery powered.
lol so you have to plug it in every time the shitter stops flushing?
What the frick is a smart toilet
It uses AI to evaluate your performance, then comments something like "TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!"
>smart
>PrepHole poster
Mine by default plays The Price Is Right jingle when I flush.
Keep disabling it but it forgets the settings every time we lose power.
Think the BIOS battery is dead.
I am pretty sure those are all inlets, so if there is poop in any of those, your nig infestation is worse than you are indicating
>Need to disconnect the three water pipes
>want to avoid spilling poop water
It would probably help if you read the instructions provided
>Step 3: Unscrew the SUPPLY LINES and CENTRAL NUT...
Don't forget to shut off the water before you take the supply lines off. There should be shut off valves on the supply lines near the wall
Go to your local reuse warehouse and get a toilet for $5 and pickup a wax ring. Fixed for $10.
>smart toilet
why?
So that it tweets every time you have a bowel movement