Frick wood, I hate wood, wood is the dumbest fricking shit ever. I hate building stuff with wood, I hate using stuff built out of wood, I hate looking at trees, I hate the smell of sawdust, I hate getting splinters, I hate how wood can get mold that can kill you, I hate how wood can get termites, I even hate roly polies, I hate wood fires, bonfires, wood stoves, wood ovens, I fricking hate softwoods, I hate hardwoods, I hate open grains, I hate closed grains, I hate deciduous trees, I hate conifer trees, I hate every homosexual ass bird, rodent, and lichen that live on trees, I hate pine cones, I hate acorns, I hate cabinets, I hate all the stupid tools that wood homosexuals use o cut their precious gay ass wood, I hate lathes, I hate jigsaws, I hate planers, I hate jointers, I hate chisels, I hate gouges, I hate veneer work, I hate the high that wood glue gives you, I hate birdhouses, I hate stools, there is literally nothing good that wood does that something else doesnt do better, frick wood, I hope every tree goes extinct
Good of you to admit that you're gay
>I hate the high that wood glue gives you
WTF?
Did your wooden dildo break inside you?
TOTAL WOODEN DEATH
You went full brutalist
I love drywall. I love sanding and wiping a paste over every seam 2-5 times. I love putting up zip walls and filling rooms with a haze of white dust. I love concrete. I love breathing silica dust. I love paying 6x as much for a cement mix that does anything beyond the most basic purpose. I love buying muriatic acid to clean up anywhere cement accidentally dripped. I love carying 5 gal buckets up a ladder. I love trying to screed and just tearing fresh cement into a mess. I love plumbing. I love water leaking through special designed fittings. I love gaskets leaving a tiny space for water to spill through and ruin cabinets. I love old broken dishwashers failing mechanically, electrically, and leaking everywhere. I love the flooring installer trapping the new dishwasher under the counter tops behind an inch of new flooring and the electrician not installing outlets for the appliances. I love the plumbers skipping installing the escutcheons on every other shower and bath fitting. I love trim installers shooting the longest brad nails where ever they want with no thought process. I love homeowners penny pinching and demanding top of the line at the same time.
i enjoyed that immensely. thank you. I “enjoy” those too.
The other day a dishwasher arced a bit when wired in and developed a software glitch after that. Something else to look forward to.
frickin tradies
I love grinding aluminum and eating the chips.
Ironically, this anon's bold and unapologetic no-nonsense demeanor gave me wood.
Well, I like wood a lot.
>missing "I hate wooden doors"
> hate wooden doors
You should try institutional metal doors. If you think wooden doors are a problem, you’ll burst a vein hanging steel doors in steel frames set in concrete, it’s the most unforgiving shit you can imagine.
I think he is more concerned about the gas seal
I have a strong aversion towards wood. I find it challenging to work with and prefer alternative materials. The sight of trees doesn't particularly appeal to me, and I'm not fond of the smell of sawdust or the inconvenience of getting splinters. I'm also aware of the potential issues like mold and termites that can affect wood. Additionally, I'm not a fan of the various creatures and plant life associated with trees, such as birds, rodents, and lichen. Pine cones and acorns don't capture my interest either. As for woodworking tools, they aren't my personal preference, including lathes, jigsaws, planers, jointers, chisels, and gouges. While I acknowledge the versatility of wood glue, I don't particularly enjoy the scent. In general, I feel there are alternative materials that can outperform wood in various applications. However, I understand that different individuals have different preferences and perspectives.