FUCK SLINGS

There is not a single one in existence that is worth a fuck. They either dig into your shoulder, or don't have a way to be clipped on and want you to buy shit separately. They make the gun bounce around constantly no fucking matter what. They can never be hands free so there is no fucking advantage to them. Just carry the fucking gun with your hands instead. What's the point of having only my left hand free? I'm not fucking left handed. I don't want the gun on my back either. Too much of a pain to get it into my arms. I don't want to talk or deescalate shit. Makes no sense to not have the gun ready to go at all times. And they ALWAYS, always, always, ALWAYS, make the riffle hit me in the fucking balls. If not hitting my balls it still slams into my leg and whips out in front of my leg. Fucking terrible. And adjusting them with the loop buckle parts is fucking impossible. Fuck that obnoxious shit.

Anyone else hate these goddam nothing? I don't fucking understand how this shit hasn't been phased out. I think I'll just buy a chest harness and glue magnets into it or some bullshit. Slings have been nothing but a waste of my fucking money. And there are no good recommendations. "Bruh just get the shitty vickers one then buy all the clipping parts" No fuck that. And fuck the boys in blue.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe try a good product like a padded vickers instead of amazon brand chinesium

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And like I fuckign said, those don't have any way to clip on. And the way to adjjust them is still a stupid loop piece of shit.
      Fuck all goddamn slings.

      Idk man plenty of people use them all the time. Your iq must be too low to own a gun

      No such things. Owning a gun is a right in Murica. I just hate the fucking things being shitty and a pain to use. They can't be adjusted easily, they can't be made to not hit you unless you hold the strap. And at that point why fucking bother? If you can't be hands free with a rifle then just carry the gun.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The adjustment strap on the vickers sling is super easy to use, what do you mean? Also, loop one end through the slot in your stock, and put a rail mounted sling loop where desired on your handguard. Come on anon, I know you can do it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you seem angry

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >clip on
        Get with the times, grandpa. It’s all about QD swivels now.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          QD swivels are noisy and waste of money.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >And like I fuckign said, those don't have any way to clip on.
        moron what?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >And the way to adjjust them is still a stupid loop piece of shit.
        >filtered by triglides
        anon... 80 IQ grunts can figure them out...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I shouldn't have to figure it out. I don't want to figure it out. That's fucking stupid.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i just have the most basic possible nylon sling on my AR that i got for like $14 on amazon. it's no issue for me to carry it on my back, carry it on my side, or have it cross-body. it lets me move the rifle out of the way if i need to use both of my hands even with full kit and mags on my chest rig and redeploy it quickly. the key here is just adequate practice, not consooming.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

      And like I fuckign said, those don't have any way to clip on. And the way to adjjust them is still a stupid loop piece of shit.
      Fuck all goddamn slings.

      [...]
      No such things. Owning a gun is a right in Murica. I just hate the fucking things being shitty and a pain to use. They can't be adjusted easily, they can't be made to not hit you unless you hold the strap. And at that point why fucking bother? If you can't be hands free with a rifle then just carry the gun.

      https://i.imgur.com/NFEgi6c.jpg

      There is not a single one in existence that is worth a fuck. They either dig into your shoulder, or don't have a way to be clipped on and want you to buy shit separately. They make the gun bounce around constantly no fucking matter what. They can never be hands free so there is no fucking advantage to them. Just carry the fucking gun with your hands instead. What's the point of having only my left hand free? I'm not fucking left handed. I don't want the gun on my back either. Too much of a pain to get it into my arms. I don't want to talk or deescalate shit. Makes no sense to not have the gun ready to go at all times. And they ALWAYS, always, always, ALWAYS, make the riffle hit me in the fucking balls. If not hitting my balls it still slams into my leg and whips out in front of my leg. Fucking terrible. And adjusting them with the loop buckle parts is fucking impossible. Fuck that obnoxious shit.

      Anyone else hate these goddam nothing? I don't fucking understand how this shit hasn't been phased out. I think I'll just buy a chest harness and glue magnets into it or some bullshit. Slings have been nothing but a waste of my fucking money. And there are no good recommendations. "Bruh just get the shitty vickers one then buy all the clipping parts" No fuck that. And fuck the boys in blue.

      retarded poor who keeps buying poorshit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ill be honest, OP is just baitposting
        >inb4 not bait

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sex with Judy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        only correct post in the thread

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a normal person. I'm perfectly fine. I do not harm others. I do not desire to harm others. Any crimes I may or may not be guilty of involve only myself. I transgress only against myself.

      But if these creatures existed in real life. If babs bunny or Judy existed in real fucking life. Every second, every minute, ever hour of every day would be dedicated solely and purely to devising and perfecting a plot to abduct and house these creatures for the sole intent of raping and breeding them until I die of exhaustion. I would not stop. I would be more successful as a person, even. Any job, anything that may wound my pride, or tire me, or stress me out- these petty things would be cast aside. I would suffer any labor just so that I might acquire the wealth and status and goods that would deliver me closer to achieving that singular goal. I would go so far as to physically modify myself. A strict diet and exercise routine. Anything that would strengthen and reinforce my cock and its ability to rape these bunnies.

      You don't understand. It would be all consuming. You don't get it. Imagine god existed and he gave you a list, a duty. Imagine he gave you just one directive. Difficult, but completely accomplishable. Imagine god told you that to get to heaven, to taste the sweetest fruits of salvation all you had to do was one thing. Would you not do everything in your power to accomplish it? Would it not give your life such a purpose? An arrow loosed from a bow? Bullet fired from a gun? A singular direction, the thrumming battery of the heart beating for this one goal.

      My heaven- my salvation lies in the abduction and interminable rape of Judy Hopps. Thank goodness she does not exist, then, for the monster that I would become. For the truth that I would make manifest.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck ya mudda

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if I want a sling on a non rifle, where having a huge padded sling would be rather retarded?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lanyard, single point or a lightweight 2-point sling like the Griffin LW

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This or buy the magpul ones, the magpuls are currently the best loadbearing slings out there

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idk man plenty of people use them all the time. Your iq must be too low to own a gun

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FUCK YA MUDDA

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In all my years, I have never seen such a simple strip of leather, nylon or cotton webbing buttblast someone like this.
    I just use a regular leather sling mounted on the forend and buttstock on my hunting rifle during deer drives and I haven't had any problems marching through the 3/4 to 1 mile of half frozen swamp that you break through in between tag alder clumps up to the knees enough that a canteen would actually be a good piece of equipment to have on you. is managing your rifle really that much of a problem for you anon?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's easier to use without a sling hitting me in the balls yes.

      https://i.imgur.com/KMIUbOS.jpg

      The adjustment strap on the vickers sling is super easy to use, what do you mean? Also, loop one end through the slot in your stock, and put a rail mounted sling loop where desired on your handguard. Come on anon, I know you can do it.

      Those things cost 60 fucking dollars, and have no fucking hooks. So I would have to buy hooks for it. That would be almost 100 dollars. Fuck that. Overpriced bullshit.

      >clip on
      Get with the times, grandpa. It’s all about QD swivels now.

      Yes that is what I have, and they need a clip to be hooked on. Or is there some kind of fabric you're supposed to tie? That sounds stupid if I'm supposed to tie shit to it. I wouldn't trust that.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cost 60 fucking dollars
        Well worth it my frugal friend. Besides, you'll be fine without the hooks. Just use it as designed.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How the fuck would you attach it though with no hook or clip?

          >And like I fuckign said, those don't have any way to clip on.
          moron what?

          https://www.blueforcegear.com/vickers-sling
          I see no way to attach that to a rifle.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you can’t find out how to attach that to a rifle it’s because you’re a fucking moron. Have you never wondered why you’re the only person who has that problem?
            https://www.blueforcegear.com/custom-padded-vickers-sling
            Use this and pick out whatever attachment method you want you fucking cretin.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Too much money. Fuck it. I'm looking at v-point and chest type ones now. But every single fucking sling looks liek they would either hit me in the balls or dangle too much. Really seems better to me to just carry the fucking thing.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What’s your native language?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                English.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t believe you.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Say something in English then, smartass.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I explained in my previous post. There is an inlet in most stocks, put one end in it, you can either loop it around the top of the stock, or do it like mine, the choice is yours, then you can either use the original sling swivel, or if you do not have one, or would rather use a side sling swivel, you can attach it like that. Its super easy.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's stupid. Why would I want it looped through the stock? And they all have all of those stupid buckles for adjusting the length. Fuck that shit. It makes no sense to me.

              So there have been an increased shitposting about trigger discipline and calling it "reddit finger" or wherever retardation.
              Is this the next iteration of that and going to be called "reddit retention" or something similarly retarded, and saying it's better to not use a sling at all?

              I really would rather not use it. I think I'll try one of these vest slings, but if not then yeah just carrying the 15 pounds and not being hit in the dick or somewhere by it seems a lot better.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Use some paracord then, make loops with it and then that will be your attachment points https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xfKjzSwz5E&t=28

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That doesn't make sense. I don't get how they won't undo themselves.

                https://i.imgur.com/wnJEDF6.jpg

                Its your choice, I am only telling you that clips aren't necessary. I am only referencing what worked for me. I've never used them, but if it is important that you use them than so be it.
                [...]
                You got it, although I didn't have an RMR.

                Just doesn't seems annoying and looks shitty.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >That doesn't make sense. I don't get how they won't undo themselves.
                Learn your knots and tie the correct one for your needs. Use a torch to melt the ends. It'll last a long time. Better than chink shit material you are getting from cheap ass slings.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, fuck tying knots. And if I touch the ends then I could never get it off.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can always cut paracord, it's not indestructible material.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well clearly you have better ideas, so you should just stick with them instead.

                I have the vickers sling and TA31 (I was issued a TA33). I was in an engineer unit so we didnt get back up irons. Im just really looking for the RAS rails now. Someday in the future Ill get a Colt roll marked lower

                I was issued a TA31 myself, but I only have an old TA-01. I've since put the scope on my CAR-15 and am looking to replace something with it on my M4.

                Well I guess I'll just carry it in my hands then. Beats learning to tie knots and stupid shit.

                By utilizing minimal (no) effort, you have gained nothing and have wasted your time even trying. Good job based retard.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You know what. I got a bunch of rope. I'll jsut braid that and use it instead. Fuck it. I bet that will work.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have to have a nice day. We can figure this out.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not killing myself. Almost got it to fit right. I think I'll try in the morning, but at least with rope I don't need any bullshit buckle things to adjust it and it can be the right length always for my gun.

                You're the guy with the s2 delta sling right?

                There's plenty of good slings out there, your frew one was just shit.

                No I don't know what that is. What I chopped up was a sling that came with one of my guns I bought used.

                You're the guy with the s2 delta sling right?

                There's plenty of good slings out there, your frew one was just shit.

                Literally, every single one shows that they should dangle the gun by your crotch so the barrel can hit you in the balls. Or you need to put the rifle behind you where you can't easily get to it. It's all fucking stupid. I want the gun at my chest ready to use. For some reason that's not a design anyone can make I guess. And any sling that costs 50 dollars is a scam. None of these should cost more than 20 or 30.

                >How the fuck would you attach it though with no hook or clip?

                Use paracord my dude.

                And that's fucking stupid. May as well just use some rope then if I'm supposed to tie knots. Won't have to deal with learning some stupid buckles. Can just cut it and tie it so it's all the right length.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >any sling that costs 50 dollars is a scam. None of these should cost more than 20 or 30.

                this is true slings over 50 are overpriced but at the same time any sling in the sub 30 range is absolute crap that should cost 1-5 dollars. just shell out once for something good and watch all the issues you have disappear. whaa i cant adjust it well yeah cause your random chinese amazon strap has horrible materials all around.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, except by design literally none of them re good.
                None of them let the rifle be up against your chest. It either goes by your crotch or behind you, and can never really be hands free unless you want it swaying around behind you, but then there is no way to grab it quickly. They all dangle the gun and bounce around with that stupid nylon or bungie ending before the clips. If it even has clips. None of them just fit or work without requiring you mess with the stupid buckles.
                All of them make the rifle barrel hit me in the balls.

                You are mentally overcome by a flat strip of fabric with a buckle on it. There are preschoolers with a higher IQ.

                I don't care. It is not worth my time and money. It doesn't matter anyway because literally none of them let the rifle stay at your chest.
                Why would the gun being behind me be a good idea?
                Why would it I want it smacking in the balls?
                Why would I want it hanging down next to me swaying all over?
                None of the two points have any decent way to hold the gun. And single points destroy your testicles. And three point would be literally impossible on my rifle.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Three point would be literally impossible for my tiny brain to figure out
                Ftfy

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My rifle is a galil. It literally won't work with that.

                >dig into your shoulder
                That's a rifle problem, not a sling problem. Put 'er on a diet.

                I don't like lighter guns.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt you even have a rifle. You probably bought a sling, got frustrated and dumped the whole hobby.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                im sorry you dont understand how to adjust a sling to fit you.
                >They all dangle the gun and bounce around with that stupid nylon or bungie ending before the clips.
                dont buy cheap garbage.
                oh wow its all fixed cause you never see those features on real slings.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Make something better and sell it. "are you too stupid to use a Vickers sling. Do you have a mental disiblity. Order anons retard proof sling. The rifle clips to a loop on your vest. Only 86 payments of 28.36"

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks 3-point means the sling connects to the rifle at three different points

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                moron you have a strap going along the side of the gun. I would not be able to use the galil's charge handle on the left side then. The charge handle is on the left, not the right. And not up front like a g3.

                I doubt you even have a rifle. You probably bought a sling, got frustrated and dumped the whole hobby.

                I do. I own 4.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >slings are a merchants trick but the galil ace isn't
                Oy vey

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hmm you buy a Galil and skimp on the sling?

                Fucking retard I reckon

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Its your choice, I am only telling you that clips aren't necessary. I am only referencing what worked for me. I've never used them, but if it is important that you use them than so be it.

                service rifle clone? Im working on my own and still looking for rails

                You got it, although I didn't have an RMR.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have the vickers sling and TA31 (I was issued a TA33). I was in an engineer unit so we didnt get back up irons. Im just really looking for the RAS rails now. Someday in the future Ill get a Colt roll marked lower

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                fuck I wasnt issued a TA33 I forgot now damnit

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              service rifle clone? Im working on my own and still looking for rails

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >How the fuck would you attach it though with no hook or clip?

            Use paracord my dude.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I see no way to attach that to a rifle.
            Are you ok, retard?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Like I said. I shouldn't have to buy extra separate shit that makes it all even more expensive.
              there is no real advantage to a sling anyway. It makes the gun hit you in the balls, and sway around all over the place.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The first negative IQ. Incredible.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How is it me being stupid that a shitty company overprices shit and makes you buy separate parts?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are a dumb mother fucker.
                dumb dumb son of bitch
                Everyone here has spoon fed you in the right direction. Please seek help

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                See, the problem here isn't slings. The problem is the choices you've made, including the rifle.
                >i want my rifle to sit in a very specific way and to do that I need a part but I don't want to buy a part because I paid too much money for this rifle and the cheapest slings I could buy couldn't lay the rifle across my body the way I wanted so it's a sling problem and not a problem with me or my rifle or my refusal to buy the thing for my rifle that can make it do the the very thing I wanted

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Price out the nylon and the functional pieces individually and try an make your own if you think it's over priced. Hint: You can only hit a meaningful reduction in price by purchasing garbage chink tier materials of questionable reliability -- you know, just like the cheap premade chink shit that failed on you used in it's construction.
                Sorry, but slings really do require quality (your gear failures demonstrate that) and quality does cost more. They aren't ripping you off any more than the markup on literally anything else you buy.
                Sorry you can't navigate custom functionality with a variety of connection options to serve a variety of rifles and preferences, but that's on you. I never thought I'd have to say this but...

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fuck that. I would have to learn a bunch of shit then. Slings should be simple and not have a bunch of stupid adjustments. They should just be different sizes.

                https://i.imgur.com/Eas3WBo.jpg

                The Echo 93 dual-mode sling has been one of the greatest improvements of my gunslinging quality of life, hands down. I got it for $35 about a year ago and now they’re $50 but I will still pay that to buy another one.
                >comfy
                >secure
                >adjustable
                >goes from 2 point to 1 point in 3 seconds

                >goes from 2 point to 1 point in 3 seconds
                Why would you want it be able to hit you in the balls more often? Two point seems shitty as it is, and one point makes it dangle directly down.

                Seriously I would rather just put the rifle on the ground or prop it against something if I needed to use my hands. Maybe I'll manage to make one out of rope that isn't annoying. But even then it seemed impossible to get it ot rest at my chest.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You've mentioned your balls about fifty times in this thread.
                Let's see a picture of them, bud, since they're so special.
                Maybe we'll concede to your opinion then.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, so I shouldn't care about my balls. I should be all about like protecting people or some dumb bullshit right? Like, do you think other people's kids actually matter? Fuck that shit.

                You are a dumb mother fucker.
                dumb dumb son of bitch
                Everyone here has spoon fed you in the right direction. Please seek help

                No fuck vickers and fuck cops.

                See, the problem here isn't slings. The problem is the choices you've made, including the rifle.
                >i want my rifle to sit in a very specific way and to do that I need a part but I don't want to buy a part because I paid too much money for this rifle and the cheapest slings I could buy couldn't lay the rifle across my body the way I wanted so it's a sling problem and not a problem with me or my rifle or my refusal to buy the thing for my rifle that can make it do the the very thing I wanted

                There is literally nothing good about the rifle hanging at my wait or hitting me in the balls.
                And no sling lets it sit at my chest, without the barrel being aimed down at my balls.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Post your balls, brudda.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >There is literally nothing good about the rifle
                You could've stopped there.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, it's great.

                Buy a different brand then retard.

                How fucking drunk are you? Or are you just sub room temp IQ?

                Every sling is built the same fucking way.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are the only one dying on this hill, and slings have been standard issue and usage equipment all over the world for over a century. You know what they say about people who claim they're the only sane one and everyone else is crazy?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Huh, It's almost like it is you not everyone else.
                5/10 bait thread, go fuck yourself.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Buy a different brand then retard.

                How fucking drunk are you? Or are you just sub room temp IQ?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How are you able to even work a job that allows you enough money to buy an AR?
                Please leave PrepHole and go to reddit chud

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you have to use both of your hands doing something then stand still and the gun won't hit you in the balls.
                If you're moving then you should always be holding the gun so it won't hit you in the balls.
                You sound like a dumbass who walks not holding his gun so it flops around hitting you in the balls.
                You're not supposed

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Too much money. Fuck it. I'm looking at v-point and chest type ones now. But every single fucking sling looks liek they would either hit me in the balls or dangle too much. Really seems better to me to just carry the fucking thing.

        Not killing myself. Almost got it to fit right. I think I'll try in the morning, but at least with rope I don't need any bullshit buckle things to adjust it and it can be the right length always for my gun.

        [...]
        No I don't know what that is. What I chopped up was a sling that came with one of my guns I bought used.

        [...]
        Literally, every single one shows that they should dangle the gun by your crotch so the barrel can hit you in the balls. Or you need to put the rifle behind you where you can't easily get to it. It's all fucking stupid. I want the gun at my chest ready to use. For some reason that's not a design anyone can make I guess. And any sling that costs 50 dollars is a scam. None of these should cost more than 20 or 30.

        [...]
        And that's fucking stupid. May as well just use some rope then if I'm supposed to tie knots. Won't have to deal with learning some stupid buckles. Can just cut it and tie it so it's all the right length.

        Yeah, except by design literally none of them re good.
        None of them let the rifle be up against your chest. It either goes by your crotch or behind you, and can never really be hands free unless you want it swaying around behind you, but then there is no way to grab it quickly. They all dangle the gun and bounce around with that stupid nylon or bungie ending before the clips. If it even has clips. None of them just fit or work without requiring you mess with the stupid buckles.
        All of them make the rifle barrel hit me in the balls.

        [...]
        I don't care. It is not worth my time and money. It doesn't matter anyway because literally none of them let the rifle stay at your chest.
        Why would the gun being behind me be a good idea?
        Why would it I want it smacking in the balls?
        Why would I want it hanging down next to me swaying all over?
        None of the two points have any decent way to hold the gun. And single points destroy your testicles. And three point would be literally impossible on my rifle.

        Like I said. I shouldn't have to buy extra separate shit that makes it all even more expensive.
        there is no real advantage to a sling anyway. It makes the gun hit you in the balls, and sway around all over the place.

        This

        You've mentioned your balls about fifty times in this thread.
        Let's see a picture of them, bud, since they're so special.
        Maybe we'll concede to your opinion then.

        tbqhwy
        let's see them

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So there have been an increased shitposting about trigger discipline and calling it "reddit finger" or wherever retardation.
    Is this the next iteration of that and going to be called "reddit retention" or something similarly retarded, and saying it's better to not use a sling at all?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Irs almost like the ghosts of rittenhouses commies are shitposting from the afterlife.

      >wooooOoooOoo we wouldnt be deeeeaaaaad if he didn't have that sliiiiiiing

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like, shit like this seems like a better idea. Still looks shitty though.
    https://www.airsoftmegastore.com/20352-wosport-1000d-nylon-tactical-one-point-sling-vest-black-AC-639B

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO, do it fag. Make it look like you have some s&m get up. Shit is gonna still break on you though. Buy chinkshit, expect literal shit quality.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well I guess I'll just carry it in my hands then. Beats learning to tie knots and stupid shit.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you a child?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're the guy with the s2 delta sling right?

    There's plenty of good slings out there, your frew one was just shit.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >itt OP is dumber than cavemen and gayer than Elton John

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slings are what's fucking dumb. I shouldn't need to learn some stupid buckle and spend over 60 dollars.
      Also fuck Vickers. Pretty sure that shit donates to cops. Fuck funding the police.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are mentally overcome by a flat strip of fabric with a buckle on it. There are preschoolers with a higher IQ.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you seem hyper fixated on these buckles my guy. I feel like a ratchet strap would shatter your world.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dig into your shoulder
    That's a rifle problem, not a sling problem. Put 'er on a diet.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the world’s greatest bait

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Echo 93 dual-mode sling has been one of the greatest improvements of my gunslinging quality of life, hands down. I got it for $35 about a year ago and now they’re $50 but I will still pay that to buy another one.
    >comfy
    >secure
    >adjustable
    >goes from 2 point to 1 point in 3 seconds

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Found a picture of OP

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There we go. Close enough I guess.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a dead rat fully delitized and loving every minute of it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ???

        https://i.imgur.com/lPfnysn.jpg

        Vickers
        Padded
        Sling

        Nah, fuck that waste of money and fuck vickers. And fuck the police.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you don't want to give money to bfg the arbor is similar but no pad. Not comfortable with guns over 10lbs though

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This thing will probably be like idk, 15 pounds almost once I get all the attachments I want.
            And slings suck. Fuck the buckle adjustments, fuck the prices. All of it. Get tangled in everything too.

            moron gay, you have QD sling points what were you fucking saying about not having attachment points for a Vickers sling? God you are so retarded, when the rope breaks I hope you don't catch your rifle and it lands muzzle first into the ground and bend your shitty barrel.

            Because there is nothing on those to clip onto them. Unless you buy overpriced shit that it should come with. Already got linked their website. It's all like 10 to 15 fucking dollars for the clips or swivels. Fuck that shit. And fuck Vickers.
            If the gun gets too heavy for the rope I'll just wrap more around it and make it thicker. If it gets too heavy then I would just carry it with both arms and ditch the rope. And Galil's have a nice barrel.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Because there is nothing on those to clip onto them.
              Presumably the ends of the sling are 1 in wide, you just loop them through the sling loop and then again through the buckles provided. You don't need a clip, what the fuck

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And that's fucking bullshit. There is no way to secure that. It would just slide right through. That sounds fucking terrible. And it makes more sense to have actual hooks. And literally nothing says that you should pull it through in the first place. Just seems like a shitty design.
                And like I have said, slings are awful, the rifle is always behind you, or hanging down flopping, swaying and hitting you in the leg or balls. At least the piece of shit I made with the rope doesn't do that and hit me. It just pushes the gun into my side and it mostly sits there. No sling seems to do that very well and wants me to throw the gun's weight around around and other bullshit like get used to it hitting me. Like that shit is somehow a good design. The rifle should be up higher and in a convenient position that doesn't hit me in the balls or my leg, and doesn't require me to do larping fucking quick grab position bullshit.

                And there really is nothing necessary about a sling as far as I can tell. the rope one I made jsut barely manages to avoid getting tangled in the optic.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >There is no way to secure that. It would just slide right through
                No it fucking doesn't. 90% of slings have that kind of attachment and they just work. The reason why you have buckles is that you can easily feed more of the sling strap through the buckle, adjusting the length at both ends. This is how you prevent it from hitting your giant balls. If you want something else you're going to need a Chicom SKS sling or something like that

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the reason why you have buckles is that you can easily feed more of the sling strap through the buckle
                Yes, I tried that. It jsut ended up falling apart or having big loops flopping around. And there's several buckles. No telling which is the right one to adjust. So it becomes a mess. SO I chopped it up with scissors. I have another one laying around, but I think I'll jsut toss it or give it away if someone wants it. At least the one I chopped up had hooks to clip on with. The other one has nothing, so probably wants to be fed through the mount then through the stupid buckle. But those buckles can't loop something more than once or else it ends up getting fucked up and there's no place for the rest to go. So I assume the stupid shits probably want you to adjust every single buckle slowly and patiently and fuck that.

                >This is how you prevent it from hitting your giant balls.
                I don't see how. They are not designed for the rifle to be at your chest in height. Even when adjusted. If you get them there then they can't be shouldered so there is no point. It always hangs at your stomach or something. At best. So no matter what you get the barrel hitting you in the crotch. If it's at your side, then it's either the stock or the barrel that hits you in the leg or crotch. It's just fucking shitty.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >There is no way to secure that. It would just slide right through
                No it fucking doesn't. 90% of slings have that kind of attachment and they just work. The reason why you have buckles is that you can easily feed more of the sling strap through the buckle, adjusting the length at both ends. This is how you prevent it from hitting your giant balls. If you want something else you're going to need a Chicom SKS sling or something like that

                Also the other sling have has some random extra large spaced plastic buckle looking part rising off of it, with no instructions for what the fuck it's for.
                Slings are all fucking stupid and just make the gun a pain in the ass, or even a hazard to carry. They seem to get caught up on vertical grips, or optics too. Make the gun slower to shoulder when you need to potentially kill someone. I just can not see why peopel treat these things as necessary.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the reason why you have buckles is that you can easily feed more of the sling strap through the buckle
                Yes, I tried that. It jsut ended up falling apart or having big loops flopping around. And there's several buckles. No telling which is the right one to adjust. So it becomes a mess. SO I chopped it up with scissors. I have another one laying around, but I think I'll jsut toss it or give it away if someone wants it. At least the one I chopped up had hooks to clip on with. The other one has nothing, so probably wants to be fed through the mount then through the stupid buckle. But those buckles can't loop something more than once or else it ends up getting fucked up and there's no place for the rest to go. So I assume the stupid shits probably want you to adjust every single buckle slowly and patiently and fuck that.

                >This is how you prevent it from hitting your giant balls.
                I don't see how. They are not designed for the rifle to be at your chest in height. Even when adjusted. If you get them there then they can't be shouldered so there is no point. It always hangs at your stomach or something. At best. So no matter what you get the barrel hitting you in the crotch. If it's at your side, then it's either the stock or the barrel that hits you in the leg or crotch. It's just fucking shitty.

                If you don't want to understand how a simple buckle or leather strap works, nor do you feel like you need to understand the functional differences between 1, 2, or 3 point slings (and when they are best used) than you deserve to be hit in the balls. Your block of text doesn't mean shit, nobody is going to validate your opinion.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >So no matter what you get the barrel hitting you in the crotch
                How the hell are you wearing your sling? I just hastily set up my AK with a no name sling and took a leak with my AK hanging across my body and didn't get hit in the balls once

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know. No way of wearing it made a difference. It was either unable to be brought to my shoulder, or hanging down and swaying all over and hitting me in the crotch or legs. And no mater what it they don't seem to be possible to have in a convenient position like I said. Unless I practice quick drawing like a gay. But I have arthritis so fuck that.

                [...]
                If you don't want to understand how a simple buckle or leather strap works, nor do you feel like you need to understand the functional differences between 1, 2, or 3 point slings (and when they are best used) than you deserve to be hit in the balls. Your block of text doesn't mean shit, nobody is going to validate your opinion.

                1 point slings are pure fucking shit and make the entire gun barrel hang down in front of our crotch.
                2 point is shit as I have said.
                I shouldn't need to even adjust anything really. They should just fit. And fuck the retarded belt buckles. I don't ever wear a belt anyway.
                And 3 point is impossible to use on a Galil because the strap goes alongside the fucking gun.

                how fucking stupid are you to have this much trouble with a fucking sling when they issue fucking vickers slings to marines, who are notorious for being retard crayon eaters?

                jesus christ anon

                Vickers is overpriced shit. Fuck supporting veterans and cops. I would rather kill cops then support them.

                And again, what is the use to a sling? It's fucking stupid. Just put the rifle on the ground if you need to tie your shoes. You literally can't have it at the ready unless you train to be super fast., I would rather have it in my arms ready to shoot whoever approaches me. Am I supposed to want to try talking things out to peopel or some shit? Try trusting others? Fuck that. Just keep the gun in my arms and shoot whoever I see.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ust keep the gun in my arms and shoot whoever I see.
                damn, we really were just getting trolled the whole time

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Am I supposed to like, want to talk to people who could be meaning to do me harm? Why take that chance? If shit hits the fan everyone is out to get everyone.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It was either unable to be brought to my shoulder, or hanging down and swaying all over and hitting me in the crotch or legs.
                Just get any quick adjustable sling, honestly. Classic two points are kind of ass if you want to bring them up without unslinging. You can wear a quick adjustable sling tight looped around the support hand shoulder and behind your back, then pull the quick adjust tab when you need to loosen it to shoulder your rifle. No need to go all schizofag about killing cops just because you need assistance with slings

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Just get any quick adjustable sling, honestly.
                Buckles can not be adjusted quickly and the sling would still hang down and require me to waste time to adjust it or pull it up. The gun would still sway around and become an inconvenience.

                >You can wear a quick adjustable sling tight looped around the support hand shoulder and behind your back, then pull the quick adjust tab when you need to loosen it to shoulder your rifle.
                So like, basically literally always carrying the rifle? SO if the rifle is in my hands at all times like that, why fucking use the sling?
                And I'll have you know I make threats about the president and other liberal democrat fucks daily. Hopefully the ATF shows up and goes to knock on the wrong door so I can shoot them from behind.

                >There is no way to guarantee it won't pull itself through and unloop at some point.
                Unless it's hella Chinesium it won't. I have carried a FAL with buckles like that for what, 9 months weekly at the range? Good enough for the FAL, good enough for any rifle

                Bullshit. Every time I tried putting the straps through more buckle than what it came with shit wouldn't stay. There is no way it makes sense. You can't make the strap thicker. If it slides in it will slide out. There is nothing at the end of the strap to keep it from doing so. Just give it a good tug and it can pull through.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >So like, basically literally always carrying the rifle?
                Yeah well except you're not supporting it with your arms all the time, and it leaves your hands free. Try carrying a rifle in your arms for hours vs. carrying it on a sling.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Every time I tried putting the straps through more buckle than what it came with shit wouldn't stay
                Take a picture of how you're going about this

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >And there's several buckles. No telling which is the right one to adjust.
                just blow your dick and balls off, you need to be removed from the gene pool.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He hasn't received enough nut shots from his guns yet

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron gay, you have QD sling points what were you fucking saying about not having attachment points for a Vickers sling? God you are so retarded, when the rope breaks I hope you don't catch your rifle and it lands muzzle first into the ground and bend your shitty barrel.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vickers
    Padded
    Sling

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how fucking stupid are you to have this much trouble with a fucking sling when they issue fucking vickers slings to marines, who are notorious for being retard crayon eaters?

    jesus christ anon

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the buckles didn't require moving all of them and so much adjusting I really wouldn't give a shit. It's jsut the fact that theres several on every sling and no telling which one to use.
    That and it's stupid to wrap its end through a buckle. There is no way to guarantee it won't pull itself through and unloop at some point.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know. No way of wearing it made a difference. It was either unable to be brought to my shoulder, or hanging down and swaying all over and hitting me in the crotch or legs. And no mater what it they don't seem to be possible to have in a convenient position like I said. Unless I practice quick drawing like a gay. But I have arthritis so fuck that.

      [...]
      1 point slings are pure fucking shit and make the entire gun barrel hang down in front of our crotch.
      2 point is shit as I have said.
      I shouldn't need to even adjust anything really. They should just fit. And fuck the retarded belt buckles. I don't ever wear a belt anyway.
      And 3 point is impossible to use on a Galil because the strap goes alongside the fucking gun.

      [...]
      Vickers is overpriced shit. Fuck supporting veterans and cops. I would rather kill cops then support them.

      And again, what is the use to a sling? It's fucking stupid. Just put the rifle on the ground if you need to tie your shoes. You literally can't have it at the ready unless you train to be super fast., I would rather have it in my arms ready to shoot whoever approaches me. Am I supposed to want to try talking things out to peopel or some shit? Try trusting others? Fuck that. Just keep the gun in my arms and shoot whoever I see.

      Repeating the same things won't get you the validation you want. I will wait for the inevitable thread when your twine monstrosity frays apart when a shitty surplus would have solved your problem.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't give a fuck if everyone else thinks they are necessary. They literally are not and complicate things. You can't keep the gun at the ready. It has to be hanging off to the side, or behind you. I don't want talk or de-escalate potential threats. That's fucking stupid.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I simply don't believe you are anything more a 250lb ham-fisted burger who wants his fantasy and opinions validated. Feel free to fuck off at any time.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't care. Slings are a waste, and objectively make the gun an inconvenience. It's jus for peope who are too pussy to carry it and whine about holding a dozen pounds when walking for an hour. Fuck them.

            >So like, basically literally always carrying the rifle?
            Yeah well except you're not supporting it with your arms all the time, and it leaves your hands free. Try carrying a rifle in your arms for hours vs. carrying it on a sling.

            But if you have your hand wrapped in the fucking goddamn strap it isn't free you shit head.
            And if you're not supporting it with your arms it's down by your side so it's not very convenient for shooting at someone quickly.

            >Every time I tried putting the straps through more buckle than what it came with shit wouldn't stay
            Take a picture of how you're going about this

            can't. I chopped up the one with hooks and I don't know how to get the stupid strap through the mount and stay there on the other one. And that would of course need me to play with a bunch of buckles.
            And every, single, goddamn image or how to carry or use a two point makes it seem liek a total waste. You either have the gun at your side, back, or front by your waste. Not a single one of those is convenient or quick for shooting, and every single one of them makes the gun sway around and hit me.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I don't know how to get the stupid strap through the mount and stay there on the other one
              What does the end look like

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Like garbage. Has a giant fucking buckle that gets in the way too.
                I like my rope sling that I made quite a bit really. Less than ideal and fairly abrasive I suppose, but if I loop it behind my neck and hold the front grip with my left hand it's pretty comfy. And it's held right up at my chest area.

                >But if you have your hand wrapped in the fucking goddamn strap it isn't free you shit head
                It's not wrapped in it. The sling goes behind your shoulder, under the arm.

                In this post it says the hand.

                >It was either unable to be brought to my shoulder, or hanging down and swaying all over and hitting me in the crotch or legs.
                Just get any quick adjustable sling, honestly. Classic two points are kind of ass if you want to bring them up without unslinging. You can wear a quick adjustable sling tight looped around the support hand shoulder and behind your back, then pull the quick adjust tab when you need to loosen it to shoulder your rifle. No need to go all schizofag about killing cops just because you need assistance with slings

                >You can wear a quick adjustable sling tight looped around the support hand

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Forgot image.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's support hand shoulder, ie. the shoulder of the support hand side.

                https://i.imgur.com/8am7obA.jpg

                Forgot image.

                The giant buckle is some sort of quick adjust buckle. No idea what the smaller black buckle at the rear end is for, maybe just for tidying up the strap. You just loop the strap through the sling attachment point, then loop back through the tan buckles. I don't know wtf kind of adjustable sling that is, but it seems to have quite a bit of length adjustment in the midsection

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >But if you have your hand wrapped in the fucking goddamn strap it isn't free you shit head
              It's not wrapped in it. The sling goes behind your shoulder, under the arm.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >thinks he's going to be shooting people in le boogaloo
              >says he's going to be putting 8 lbs worth of shit on his goytoy gun
              >curses people who have actually had to carry things for longer than a range trip
              Confirmed for tub of lard. Post wrist.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes? What else would I do? Rely on others? Fuck off.
                And fuck your stupid AR bullshit. Galils and AKs are the best.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Post wrist. AK sling would have been fine.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >There is no way to guarantee it won't pull itself through and unloop at some point.
      Unless it's hella Chinesium it won't. I have carried a FAL with buckles like that for what, 9 months weekly at the range? Good enough for the FAL, good enough for any rifle

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP needs to post hands right now. We need to do a quality assurance check on this level of retardation.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think we can conclude from this thread that OP literally has autism, is a danger to himself and others, and that he should not have firearms regardless of the glowmorons working at bfg who will try to kill him with a QD or adjustment buckle exploding James bong style
      He probably uses the home made schizo sling to isolate himself from the souls of dead Palestinian children trying to escape his rifle

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >home made schizo sling
        My faith in PrepHole OC was restored by that picture

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is now a "Dumb shit OP probably does" thread.

    How OP shoots handguns afterall its HANDgun not handSgun.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, OP just can't figure out buckles

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    funny that this board still shills the vickers when it's worse than a bunch of $30 slings and feels like it's made out of scratchy dogshit
    probably just shill inertia from some tripfag

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's overpriced for what it is, but Varusteleka is out of the 2P-RK and nobody's heard of the Savotta Griffin

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Had so much trouble getting my starter rifle sling-ed, I haven't even taken it out yet either so I don't even know if the sling works or not, I just carried the gun around my house to see how it felt.
    I kinda fucked myself because I got a Diamondback DB15 (yeah, yeah, haha) and I had to get a QD slot on the underside of the M-LOK. I didn't use a guide or anything, I kinda just winged it. It looks okay though, but if the gun falls off the sling and domes me in the head then I'm gonna assume I didn't set the sling right.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I had to get a QD slot on the underside of the M-LOK.
      Well I mean lots of rifles have their sling mounts on the underside of the gun.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slings are a sign of low quality troops. If I saw enemy with slings I knew they were inferior. If they had no slings I knew they were serious and there to kill. All real professionals use the Belfast cradle for the last 60 years. Everything else is reserves or second line troops.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So there it is, , just like this post said

      So there have been an increased shitposting about trigger discipline and calling it "reddit finger" or wherever retardation.
      Is this the next iteration of that and going to be called "reddit retention" or something similarly retarded, and saying it's better to not use a sling at all?

      .

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe this would do what you want? See it used by airshit larpers with weighted guns who won't pay out for a proper sling.

    https://www.amazon.com/Taygeer-Universal-Replacement-Shoulder-Briefcase/dp/B08S3M26MW

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    VTAC. I have no complaints.

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