Oops! I've forgotten my panties... Give them back tonight ?
I'm so hot that even firemen could'n extinquish me...
Ready to destroy me ?
Gather your forces because you're gonna need them tonight...
We're gonna wound each other tonight
French people, especially women, are well known for their disregard for basic hygiene - this has been known since the early Middle Ages and is still relevant today. Arabs and Africans who come to France these days are disgusted when they learn that French take a bath 1-2 times a month or even rarer.
It's clearly from the food it was laying on, that yellow spread is open to the air and whatever is wrapped and brown at the front lines up with the other stain.
>F*ance
Whenever France is written like this (with a letter missing and replaced by a star), it's always going to be someone with a Château de Chambord in his mind, where France lives rent free
If you zoom in the yellow on the panties looks like a 30% opacity brush tool made it. even width and the same radius on both ends. Probably made with ms-paint baka.
Probably a hard edge round brush at low opacity and the other is one of those mud splatter brushes with a round edge brush at low opacity with a smudge/smear behind that lol. Can't unsee it, 0 effort.
I'm more disgusted by the food than the panties >tea >cheap industrial pain au chocolat >that awful square bread with "whatever" on it (where's the ham or saucisson???) >no idea what those 2 black things in the middle even are
that's a garbage meal for a day.
this looks more british than french... so probably some truck driver from the north (basically the rednecks of france), they have too much anglo blood in them
Translation for the FSL's >Oops, I forgot my culotte >You will remember me this evening? >I'm so hot that even firefighters couldn't turn me off >Are you ready to smash me? >Take strength because you'll need it this evening >We're going to be hurting tonight
This is not an actual French military ration. It comes in a brown cardboard box with a plastic wrapping surrounding it and it's more rectangular not a square. It also shares nothing except the tea with that ration.
>This is not an actual French military ration
I was completely fooled as well, I too thought French military rations come with used knickers and a nice note from the bordel militaire, and I thought "aha so that's why they say it's the best MRE around"
my respect for the French commissary has now dumped 1,000%
military rations are ba-ACK....
if only we had bordel militaire rations
>imagine the STANAG document
the frick is this anon, your lunchbox?
They should have cloned her. Imagine 1 million Alizees.
Her daughter is mega hot. The genes live on.
I scraped my leg falling on a trail but I was fine and then I put a patch on my pants. The jeans live on.
no, she clearly got even browner blood
Very american post.
i like the fact that french girls dont shave
That's the best part though
What. I was too busy looking at the food, but did some b***h throw in her painties, complete with skidmarks?!
thats his boyfriend you insensitive chud
Wtf man I didn't notice that shit either. I was too busy looking at food.
No, it's just the Nutella and orange juice that leaked.
I have bad news for you guys
maybe they are hungry, not thirsty
If you get off to stinky underwear it is you who shall receive the bad news
>complete with skidmarks?!
They look fake though
The skidmarks look fake, probably shooped by some degenerate
>skid marks
Based moron. Skid marks are not on top of the panties.
t. never saw pants on the woman before
the shit stains on the part that goes above the uranus and piss doesn't spread like that
>above the uranus
All the way into space? Damn son.
>soup stock
You know you would.
Bros there's a sandwich with yellow struff on it right under the contact patch of the panties.
Everything in that box is covered in saran wrap
not even shopped just edited in paint. look at the perfectly round shapes
noice
>no wine
It's Belgian.
Why are french women such perverts, what the hell is wrong with them?
Are you gay or something anon?
believe it or not french cuisine traditionally includes piss and shit
>dirty panties
>no wine
C'est Terminé
Lmfao
Those stains look fake
t. shit stain inspector
garnish is often fake, doesn't mean it's inedible
>I return in 3 days. Don’t wash- Napoleon
Trippz and an underrated post. I yield
ELA forensic concurs. It's probably fake.
QRD?
Sasuga magical place
Zoom in on sector 1-6 and enhance
What does the letter/note say tho??? "Soir" is evening afaik, but that's like the only word I recognize there.
>shit near food
This has to be bait.
>cuotle
>sour
>that translation is so bad it's hilarious.
God I love it when French girls talk dirty
The firefighters ran a train on her, and it wasn't enough. It's over.
Oops! I've forgotten my panties... Give them back tonight ?
I'm so hot that even firemen could'n extinquish me...
Ready to destroy me ?
Gather your forces because you're gonna need them tonight...
We're gonna wound each other tonight
>We're gonna wound each other tonight
All of this would have been hot if it weren't literal shitstains in the panties. Frogs explain yourselves.
French people, especially women, are well known for their disregard for basic hygiene - this has been known since the early Middle Ages and is still relevant today. Arabs and Africans who come to France these days are disgusted when they learn that French take a bath 1-2 times a month or even rarer.
>Arabs and Africans who come to France these days are disgusted when they learn that French take a bath 1-2 times a month or even rarer.
I can confirm. I'm French, we bath in a river every 3 months approximately.
Arabs and Africans are slowly trying to teach us how to bathe, as well as how to do construction, electrical work, aircraft engineering, etc.
>nafris are teaching western men to
No. You are brown.
anal's on the menu?
I'll take it
It's clearly from the food it was laying on, that yellow spread is open to the air and whatever is wrapped and brown at the front lines up with the other stain.
it's stain from touching the food when the box was closed you fool.
It's supposed to be veganal discharge.
>We’re gonna wound each other tonight
A girl saying something like that to me would be absolute kryptonite
it looks fake btw, a french person would say "chaude" instead of "brulante"
Maybe she's from Quebec or Louisiana?
no it's about meaning. You say that someone is hot, not that they're are currently burning
it just would have been a box full of creole seasoning and shrimp flavored ramen.
>t. louisiananan
Further proof Fr*nce is a third world country.
>F*ance
Whenever France is written like this (with a letter missing and replaced by a star), it's always going to be someone with a Château de Chambord in his mind, where France lives rent free
Reminder this is what Napoleon and Josephine’s relationship was actually like
>piss and shit near your food
Ass eaters are a blight and need to be killed.
You people are rather slow.
Food can travel trough plastic now?
Anon, it was prepared before being wrapped in plastic.
Also, the spread can exist outside its plastic cage, you now. Usually in jars, and such.
If you zoom in the yellow on the panties looks like a 30% opacity brush tool made it. even width and the same radius on both ends. Probably made with ms-paint baka.
>Wait! Enhance that image!
>Enhance...
>Enhance...
>I recognise those panty stains
Probably a hard edge round brush at low opacity and the other is one of those mud splatter brushes with a round edge brush at low opacity with a smudge/smear behind that lol. Can't unsee it, 0 effort.
I'm more disgusted by the food than the panties
>tea
>cheap industrial pain au chocolat
>that awful square bread with "whatever" on it (where's the ham or saucisson???)
>no idea what those 2 black things in the middle even are
that's a garbage meal for a day.
this looks more british than french... so probably some truck driver from the north (basically the rednecks of france), they have too much anglo blood in them
>no idea what those 2 black things in the middle even are
I think they're chocolate muffins
ahhh, ok then it's safe to say that whoever is eating this shit must look life this.
That's not a ration it's a boxed lunch. Sort your fricking life out.
It's a fricking bait thread you moron.
>skidmarks
Gross.
>ACK
you are a moron shill
UH OH STINKY
>pantsu box
Oh hi everyone, is this the anti-French thread? What did the Ukies blow up this time?
they blew up an A-50 AWACS plane and possible an il-22 over the azov sea
Has any other country so far lost an AWACS during a conflict over their (allegedly) own airspace, beside Vatnikstan?
France announced another package of SCALPs for Ukraine recently.
There was a riot in the Russian regime.
Glorious luxury space civil unrest.
What riot was it? What we're talking about it here, was it significant or just smoking accidents?
Translation for the FSL's
>Oops, I forgot my culotte
>You will remember me this evening?
>I'm so hot that even firefighters couldn't turn me off
>Are you ready to smash me?
>Take strength because you'll need it this evening
>We're going to be hurting tonight
>uses LA girls
a girl from bumfrick montana is gonna have a different income requirement then them
also
>Va te faire foutre chien français
LA still has a median household income of like 80k.
collectively, all of America does
that just makes LA strictly middle of the road
Poor people shouldn't breed.
you would not survive without poor people
>hmm i'm an attractive woman. what shall i do?
>i know, i'll pay thousands of dollars to look like michael jackson in drag
God I wish women wanted me
are you supposed to eat the panties? are they edible?
>muh dick
I've got so many interrogation about this picture
Why? I see perfectly normal based and trad defenders of the white race.
Looks like the average russian to me.
this is why thongs are fricking gross
women are walking around all day with a string rubbing directly on their butthole
Yeah
Hey sarge, can I get an MRE without a woman's shit encrusted underwear in it?
>skidmarks
Have you fricking virgins ever seen a woman naked, even pictures of one? The "skidmark" is nowhere near where her butthole would be.
>Have you fricking virgins ever seen a woman naked, even pictures of one?
Rhetorical question I presume?
I can confirm that french girls are degenerates
And we love them for it.
T. French guy, life here is good.
Can confirm
>t. Breton fiance
How do French women rank in the degeneracy scale to Brazilian women?
t. Francophile Brazilian
I dunno, where do Brazilians and Colombians rank? Colombians seem to be providing most of the most degen porn out there
Brazilians are very much on the same level as Colombians.
Fake. Where's the cheese knife?
>Nutella in the box
The eternal italic continues to dominate.
It took me quite a while to figure out what I'm looking at, thought it was some decorative paper butterfly or someshit.
The poop stain is in the wrong spot.
Ou est le vin
What's the point of this?
Who the frick makes this?
>ONE HANDWRITTEN NOTE AND PANTY PER MRE SIR YES YIR
>french military rations are ba-ACK....
Yeah that was a typo, its supposed to be
>french military is bad
This is not an actual French military ration. It comes in a brown cardboard box with a plastic wrapping surrounding it and it's more rectangular not a square. It also shares nothing except the tea with that ration.
I just read the note and I realise that your gf sent you this and also that I'm moronic.
>This is not an actual French military ration
I was completely fooled as well, I too thought French military rations come with used knickers and a nice note from the bordel militaire, and I thought "aha so that's why they say it's the best MRE around"
my respect for the French commissary has now dumped 1,000%
Don't you the Caperaux-chefs at the magisin open up each ration and put in a love note
Congrats on the high functioning autism Anon.