French foreign legion

has anyone here been or currently is in the ffl?

I'd be interested in hearing some insights and anecdotes that cant be found on regular sources.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was a dude that posted here in 2013 that was in. From what I remember, it was full of slavs and morons and they were treated like shit. Dude was cool, though. Apparently the French are incredibly hesitant to give citizenship and will try and do everything they can to not give it to you.

    Someone correct me if I'm misremembering.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/qUa9KWG.png

      has anyone here been or currently is in the ffl?

      I'd be interested in hearing some insights and anecdotes that cant be found on regular sources.

      Have some /k/ history

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        joining is no guarantee of citizenship, you have to also exhibit "good behavior" (the definition of "good behavior is completely arbitrary and decided by the gestapo)

        I seem to recall them withholding citizenship from dudes that were wounded, which goes against the whole "Français par le sang versé". They're very autistic about it.

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                Anonymous

                this picture could have been taken Mars, holy crap

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Post my Plutonian Arms Lightbringer 721 4-megajoule solar-cell laser carbine on space /k/
                >First response asks if it's a FAMAS.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                IS THAT A FAMARS?

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        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds Soviet, a good citizen wouldn't be wounded and jeopardize the resources of the public.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      joining is no guarantee of citizenship, you have to also exhibit "good behavior" (the definition of "good behavior is completely arbitrary and decided by the gestapo)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've heard they wait for you to finish your 5 years and then usually want you to sign another contract to give citizenship

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you like being raped by slavs and nigerians? then the la legion étranger est pour vous!
    and if you are an american with no military background you will be turned away

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what are your odds as a neet without any prospects outside of decent physical fitness

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zero. The kind of people that make it are so desperate to get out of their home countries and situations a first-world neet does not stand a chance.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but theres people from 1rst world countries so that's not true that a first worlder cant get in

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          look it isn't a matter of desperation, you gotta be a tough and fit sonofab***h to make it, they have the pick of the litter and they only take the best

          that being said, it just so happens that being born in poverty in a tough neighborhood can motivate you to become that kind of guy

          nothing stopping you, but man you have to want it really badly.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I do want it, at the moment it's the only thing I see myself doing, I dont care about civ jobs, my life is empty, I got no friends or girlfriend.and my family is ruined, if I dont go there I'll keep being a depressed gay sleeping till 15 and then doing nothing all day, or if I have a job just droning and spending most of my time working as i did until a week ago.
            it helps that my almost only interest is the military, so I'm working out to show up ready, and studying French, the ideal would be to become a corporal after 1 year so that then I have the opportunity to become seargent after another 3

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              alright man, power to you. if you go through with it remember that first couple months of training are a job interview to see if your are good enough for the legion. Attack every challenge they throw at you.

              I will caution you however to remember. You could be an excellent candidate and they may still turn you away. It's based on the needs of the service, not on the needs of the soldier.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know but I assume that if I go in 2/3 months they wont have maxed out their numbers for the year yet

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              moron, join the military of the country you're in.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no because it's fake and gay and the legion has a different vibe to it that I like

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Brits who can’t get into the royal marines go join the FFL

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to selection there in a few months, my goal is to do well in basic so I can do fut fut and be promoted early, so that after 3 years as corporal I can become a sergeant, that would be the ideal path, that's why I'm waiting to go, bc I want to show up with good fitness and decent French, hope some shit kicks off while I'm there so I get some deployment

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      With that attitude your not getting promoted, yet alone early. Trying to excel will just get you abused by both command and your peers. Speaking French well will have you being forced to teach it to some 80iq Black person or chink amd if they frick up you are the one taking the blame.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        exactly. If you want that promotion you need to show how much you want it, sexually

        what

        I know that if you do good in basic and are the top of your class you get offered the option do fut fut
        seems like you guys are trolling

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Try to be open minded to fact that the idea of the FFL in reality isnt the one you've made in your mind

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok but what do you mean by that?
            because that post about sex and shit just seems troll
            and I dont understand why wouldn't someone that's done good in training and show interest and dedication be a candidate for promotion?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you sweet summer child
              I would recommend meeting with a current or ex legionnaire and asking them that exact question with a straight face. Do not go near the recruitment office until you have your reply.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I already talked with some but they didnt say what you're saying, just that fut fut get constantly checked on by the privates bc they got the same time in and usually the privates have already done training while fut fut has not so they dont accept their authority

                but you seem to know so tell me

    • 4 weeks ago
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      With that attitude your not getting promoted, yet alone early. Trying to excel will just get you abused by both command and your peers. Speaking French well will have you being forced to teach it to some 80iq Black person or chink amd if they frick up you are the one taking the blame.

      exactly. If you want that promotion you need to show how much you want it, sexually

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gay sex and alchy 😉
    cest bon

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >soft 1st world suburbanite wants to join the FFL

    anon the FFL is basically a penal legion.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I consider that a positive

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FFL sounds real cool until you realize their idea of clearing a mine field is lining everyone up, arms length apart, and marching them across the field like you would to pick up litter

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what are you talking about

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are confusing the FFL with the russian army.
      The légion has demining specialists, and they train regularly.

      T. Frog who lived in the south and saw them train.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't if anybody has read this but this held my attention for a hot minute. It's the story of a Leaf with infantry experience joining the Legion, whether you believe it or not is up to you
    >inb4 V*ce News
    https://www.vice.com/en/article/jmbg9y/a-canadian-in-the-french-foreign-legion
    >One of the training staff's favorite things to do was to line everyone up in the morning on the parade grounds, sometimes in their underwear, and let them freeze for 40 minutes (the only time they were allowed jackets, gloves, or hats on their shaved heads was during their regular night marches). Most people were constantly in some form of sickness, and while the corrective beatings continued, corporals sometimes punished transgressions by forcing people to jump into a pond called "Le Petit Lac." A week before their time there ended, the whole section was ordered to strip naked and dive into the ice-rimmed pond. One Moldovan guy named Mozes—"known for being a bit of an individualist”—refused to get in, and the rest of the group watched from freezing water as the Romanian corporal "motivated" him through combat-boot clad kicks to the guy's thighs. "It was right out of a World War II concentration camp film," Dave says.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine wanting to die in some African desert to protect Ngubu the dictator in Shitistan

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the experience gained in the legion is inavluable, especially after surviving the shitty conflicts

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm going to risk my bacon for minimal pay in some dindu shithole
        >so I can later go back and risk my bacon again in a dindu shithole for less money that I could make doing a half skilled blue collar job

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          u could organise a militia, or train insurgents, neh?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes, but why?
            the days of the congo mercs are over the kino is gone

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >yes, but why?
              the entire western world is on the edge of social upheavel due to massive economic inequality, ethn-lingo-religious differences due to immigration, broken families, massive rise in incels, etc.. Having the knowledge to organise a geurilla force would prove essential in such times.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Economic inequality

                I stopped reading here.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                care to explain?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because it's the spiel of a leftist homosexual. Economic inequality is short for a homosexual being upset someone has more money than them and wants to take it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Because it's the spiel of a leftist homosexual
                well, let's say the inequality has reached to a level where it's no longer tolerable. Inequality is ok as far as everyone benefits from it say a mertitocratic institution like the military that only promotes people on the basis of merit or non-woke education institution that rewards it's highly productive researchers. The current inequality only benefits a few men and a lot more women while the vast majority of men are forced to live in their gulags and die as incels.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they don't teach you that in the FFL tough.
                The FFL isn't some super duper guerilla school.
                if you want that join your local army/guard what ever, read up on you topic of interest and try to get some specialized training.
                find a place you want to do your moron shit, live there when you don't have to be on base. Get to know people learn the terrain ect.
                You are signing up for 5 years in France and what ever shit hole they send you to.
                good luck getting stuck in africa as the world collapses or getting a bullet in some marseille ghetto when they sent in the army during shtf

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's not true, you make 1400 euros in the legion, or 2000 in 2rep, you have no basic costs for living so it's all disposable income, to have a salary that nets you the same disposable income, (depends where you live ofc but I'm using France and Italy as an example) you'd need to make 2200 at a minimum, being generous, or 2600/2800, which is a very high salary that almost no one makes

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why not join the bosnian army

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Army Daily dot com says the bosnian army is 29% better than the italian army

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                k

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >2600/2800, which is a very high salary that almost no one makes
            if you know a trade you can
            frick you make more doing blue collar stuff in a port
            also living in barracks is so shit that as soon as people can they get out
            1400 net is very shit pay to get shot at
            I earn 1600 net working part time

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              lol where do you live, where I am 1600 is already considered good, not because it is but because the chance of making more is low so it's already above average
              >barracks
              lol I've seen videos of marines that have their own rooms and taco bell and shit on base

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                France

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't ask. Take the panties out your bussy big dawg.

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