Free Russian troops have now liberated the 4th town from regime troops and are standing 7km deep in occupied Russia. Heavy fighting reported from Grayvoron.
Free Russia
Free Russian troops have now liberated the 4th town from regime troops and are standing 7km deep in occupied Russia. Heavy fighting reported from Grayvoron.
Posting in a historic thread. Long live the free republic of Belgorod
You forgot the flag.
ngl that's actually a nice flag.
>most land captured by Russians in months
>it’s from other Russians
Seeing these shills panic because their "WE FINALLY TOOK BAKHMUT" celebration was cut short by a Ukrainian offensive about as fast as a supersonic fighter jet in comparison is hilarious
What are the chances the shitstorm in Bakhmut just keeps going after this?
Be nice anon, they needed those hours of sweet relief
To be fair, after Russia didn't take Kyiv I think we all knew this was where it was headed.
lel
QRD?
civil war in Russia
Ground elements of the Free Russian Legion have started their Liberation campaign against the Russian regime. They've shot up the border post and advanced 7km so far. Russian regime counter attack incoming.
Jesus Christ what the fuck? Even Rybar confirms it?
Russians are having a bad time.
Anti-Putin Russians doing a cross border raid into Belgorod Oblast.
Anti Putin forces did the funny
>Russians liberating Russia from Russians
Beautiful.
Footage of russian heli crashed in Belgorod
https://twitter.com/PaulJawin/status/1660649568755765250
https://nitter.net/PaulJawin/status/1660649568755765250
>need to enter twitter to see
isn't the whole point of Nitter that i didn't need to do this shit?
That dicksucker Musk changed the API, unregistered users can no longer query graphic posts. Use nitter.privacydev.net in the meantime
The issue with privacydev is that it has really shitty limits. It will block you for a long time if you search too much.
>helicopter crashes in Belgorod AGAIN
>it's PROBABLY russian
this is the best timeline
well its either russian or "russian" so win-win
>https://nitter.net/PaulJawin/status/1660649568755765250
can you post webm as i dont have twatter
> Year 2 of the special military operation
> you still don't have a twitter account
Your contribution to this war has been dogshit so far, do better anon
lol
Puccia didn't even get two days to gloat before getting btfo this hard
I love this fucking timeline.
Ass is fully in the ass now
>All 4 towns have unmistakably Ukrainian names.
I guess Bilhorod really is rightful Ukrainian clay.
It's all Slav to me
It always was. And wait until you hear about Kuban.
>day 453 of the 3 days Special Military Operation
>Russia is being derussified
Based on these guys M.O. they are most likely russifying Russia.
Russians will just destroy all those small towns with artillery fire. Legion, of course, will have moved somewhere else though.
A few days later vatniks will be showing gore porn of dead civvies. Dead from russian artillery of course, but they won't say that.
https://twitter.com/PaulJawin/status/1660624075209822209
ukionazis now using heli to firebomb peaceful Russian city
Saboteurs could be here...
>armed with Ukranian symbols
Except we know these guys are the Legion of Free Russia, probably took off their Ukranian flag patches and are rolling around with their white and blue flag. I guess the vatniks can't accept the future civil war.
>armed with Ukrainian symbols
Nah, mate, they're stabbing people with tridents like those Roman gladiators.
Saboteurs could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this oblast before. There could be saboteurs anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SABOTEURS" he thought. Cheeks Breeki hardbass reverberated his entire T-62 obr 2023, making it pulsate even as $9 of Krokodil ate away at his veins and washed away his (merited) fear of saboteurs after dark. "With an obsolete tank, you can get tossed anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
Change it to T-54 obr. 2023 and it's perfect
>Free Russia
No wonder everyone is taking a slice.
CARLOOOOS
I'm edging over the possibility of the response force getting hit with a artillery trap.
I'm edging over the possibility of the response air attack is getting snacked by PATRIOT.
With that heli down? It might have already happened.
Patriot isn't doing shit from that location anon, one battery is in Kyiv with the other one not delivered yet. Far more likely to be MANPADS.
I just love how, maybe, Russia will need to GRAD their own people in order to take the land back
That is the best part of this attack
It's time for Russia to reenact WW2 just like they've been wanting, except this time the losses start in Russian territory and they don't have the entirety of Ukraine, Belarus etc to sacrifice first.
>Free Russian Legion take over villages
>tell people to stay in their houses
>no to minimal damage
>russian army arrives and shoots everything to shit
>Free Russian Legion was long gone
>RT:"Look at what the Hohols have done on russian soil!"
I’ve heard reports of MLRS firing from just east of Belgorod.
NO PANIC
wonder if the corrupt russian gloves will come off this time?
>CITIZENS IN BELGOROD SPOTTED MAKING MOLOTOV COCKTAILS IN CASE OF ATTACK
>ends up just being normal cocktails
nice to see the classic steppe tactics of raiding with high mobility units
Do we have any pics of the Rebel forces? I want to know at least ONE modern russian uniform that has some minimum of honor to its name.
>A Russian Mi-8/17 helicopter crash/shot down in Belgorod.
https://twitter.com/TheDeadDistrict/status/1660649917105287169
ass is coming to ass
khokhols will get the cock now
Thread liberated by the little blue men.
little blue men operating leos and bradleys
You can buy those anywhere.
Can be bought in any Russian sporting good store.
isnt that the pewdiepie symbol
it's the brofist army
>invading Russia
You have made the same mistake as the mongols, Napoleon, and Hitler.
Where are they now? Dead
While Russia still stands
and the eyebrow?
razed
Those are Russians invading Russia and as we know Russia has won every war against Russia.
the germans raped russia so hard they started a fucking civil war LMAO what
To be fair he side Hitler and ignored the Kaiser.
Cope (and/or) seethe
I do look forward to Moscow burning down again.
they are going to have a referendum, they were bombing Bilhorod children for 1 year. Ukraine is just protecting Ukrainian speakers in peoples republic of Bilhorod
>Verification not required.
>While Russia still stands
No, Soviet Russia died. The RF was the new country created from the ashes of the USSR. Just as Germany as you know it was the new country created after Nazi Germany fell.
Obviously bait but for anyone interested
>Mongols
Turned russians into the Asiatic slave race they are today, after totally raping the fuck out of them
>Nappy
Fucked up the Russian army, fucked up the Russian capital, russians burned everything to the ground and survived on bongoloid gibs
>Hitler
Survived on US and UK gibs after Germans raped the fuck out of them incessantly
Bonus points for imperial Germany, who caused Russia to collapse, explode and cease to exist
Lmao
Also Germans fucked up by not making some kind of russian puppet state. at that time most of russian haterd Stalin and co with passion.
Eh, it wasn't like the attempt by Germany nor the western allies were there, especially post ww1 everyone was basically on the same page, fuck the reds
>Fuck the reds
I mean that was the mindset of a lot of people in the USSR at the time.
Mongols spent 400 years raping your women and children so hard that you guys are still coping and seething about it. I wouldn't call it losing.
The Russian bear has put one leg in the pants. Hope we do not do the other.
I also remember October Revolution.
You know who else still "stands"? Fucking Zimbabwe.
But the mongols made you their bitches for 200 years?
Napoleon is dead? I didn't even know he was sick!
/pol/acks have already made "Russian civil war general" and "comfy Russian civil war general"-threads that pretend to hate each other.
Sometimes they are alright lol
how is /chug/ coping with Russia literally getting invaded?
>Fascist Russia getting invaded by Russian Nazis
It must be very confusing at least.
Straight up denying it's happening.
They are claiming that this is all cope and that Bakhmut is the most decisive battle since Stalingrad, perhaps even more decisive.
there is a /comfy russian civil war general/
so they are at the acceptance stage (+ talking about bakhmut)
I think that's /uhg/ mocking them
oh you have no idea
>RT source said
Hahaha piggies walked right into Moscow for the final blow... Masterful plan Russia
It's like a parody
They're claiming the war is fake now and it's all a master plan made by da jooooooooz
Choose your faction.
I like Far Cry series.
Next Far Cry taking place in Russia would be pretty kino.
That's a great idea actually, why didn't I think about it.
>Next Far Cry taking place in Russia
Imagine playing as SOF and clear russian occupied villages...
In the grim darkness of the not-so-fara-away-future Russia there is only eternal civil war.
>grand secretary Rogozin and the Huangdi's wolves
>Mercs
>Clear Sky
>Bandits
>Order
>Freedom
>traders
>Strelkov's gang
>Monolit
's gang
I think you mean Strelok's gang
Yeah, and I also meant Duty instead of Order, I had like two-three brainfarts writing that post.
Last time I played SoC I matched in real time to the game calendar, so 2016.
Get out of here stalker, go play SoC again
I don't know about you guys, but I'm hooking up with the dudes with rail guns and cute girls. Also all of you Duty and Loner fags stay away from Yantar tomorrow, you're alright.
>tfw no Monolit gf
Clear Sky for me (basically just Monolit at this point tho T_T)
SEX WITH CLEAR SKY
I wish he drew them more stylized instead of basic bitch anime faces. I'd imagine zone women being more rugged and dyke'y if that makes sense
Oh yeah it makes perfect sense. But ya gotta take what ya can get.
How do we know this chick isn't the same as the Monolit one, only earlier?
Except there are no cute girls. There are drooling unwashed brainded husks and prayer, gay.
Thanks to our Lord and Saviour the Monolith, I have now just turned you into a cute waifu through the power of Noosphere Magic. Now what are you going to do Anon?
Play with my newly acquired tits i guess idunno
>EVERYONE'S HERE!
You forgot the pics
anyone know how large their force is? is it just a hundred men or something
I heard it's like 20 guys with Humvees and a tank
how the fuck is russia losing to that lmao
There probably wasn't anything there.
What are some cops and border guards supposed to do? Arrest them?
To be fair that's roughly 50% of the force that was needed to cause the Kharkiv collapse.
Probably not even that. Is is just a elaborate shitpost masqueraded as cavalry raid.
I saw something about an infantry battalion and a tank platoon. Looks like a raid.
It's 20 good men
Could be regiment sized with armor support. But almost all info as yet are from vatnik sources.
any russian liberation army kino the be aware of? or am I naïve for expecting dirlewanger tier exploits?
Local reports and video of a lone Russian SU-57 pilot taking aa fire and still managing to shoot down 17 Ukrainian F16s locals are calling the the Ghoul of Belgorod
Fly fast, funny Felon!
GLORIOUS SOVIET PILOT TAKES OUT 15 PATRIOTS BY ITSELF! URRRRRAAAAA
JEJ
I heard that there is man saving toilet rings, locals call him Saviour the Toilet Ring of Belgorod. He has already saved the only toilet ring of Kozinga so the evil kholols cant shit in peace hence the Stoppers of shitting from Gora Podol.
LEND ME YOUR POWER ANONS
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO
I LOVE VIOLENCE OF ACTION AND THE INITIATIVE
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO
>TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO
SOON
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO
TEMPOOOOOOO
TEMPO TEMPOE TEMPO
FORCE RECON
This isn't Tempo. That comes later after Russia redeploys forces to their border.
what forces? the children?
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO.
TEMPO OVER 9000!
I like it, but Belgorod Cat should be wearing a White Russian cap or something.
Zhdun in the background makes the meme
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO
We can't expect Ukraine to tolerate a hostile military presence on its border any more than Americans would tolerate Chinese troops in Mexico. Russia must accommodate Ukraine's legitimate security concerns and accept that Belgorod is within the Ukrainian sphere of influence.
what did he mean by this?
It means that when some anon earlier said that you can write a book about russia in this war and title every chapter "And then it got worse" he was spot on.
anon you could write that book about the entire history of Russia and it would still be spot on
tbh it's probably just a move to spread russian forces even more but still hilarious
So... they're admitting that it's no longer Russian?
that or they're genuinely terrified there are more follow up forces ready to continue the attack.
it may also just be a fuckup. local commander hears "blow the bridges if a breakthrough is about to happen", his command post gets hit, he orders the bridges destroyed.
literally madagascar closing the borders tier
would you really put your washing in them knowing what those filthy russians did to them?
JESUS
I guess Graivoron is Ukrainian forever
Man why does all the interesting shit happen when i'm about to go to sleep
I feel your pain, Anon.
>yfw they recapture the washing machines
Grayvoron is such a cool name, literally Grey Raven. Cool flag also.
Such a disgraceful page in its history.
sounds like a generic fantasy world country
Storm Shadown over the Grey Raven? Can't say its impossible now.
She's free now, God bless
It's actually something like Playful Raven in Ukrainian.
Actually word Гpaй means bird scream on old Russian
This means "playful" raven.
Laugh it up while you can.
The UN security council will condemn Ukraine and pass sanctions
This is fucking insane.
This is absolutely fucking crazy.
I was wondering why there were so few zigger threads gloating about Bakhmut when they gloated so hard about Mariupol - they're getting their shit pushed in on their own home turf.
I don't care if this only amounts to Doolittle Raid amounts of physical damage. It's clear this is doing Doolittle Raid amounts of morale damage and I fucking love it.
the raid has lasted over 12 hours. They are advancing towards nuclear storage cite anon
Are you for fucking real
YES HE FUCKING IS
Oh my sweet baby Jesus
its a bunch of fuckin dumbass foreign legion guys just charging in and doing whatever, yet its already done more damage to Russian pride and the military than anything the Russians have done to Ukraine.
I haven't stopped laughing yet its so fucking funny
This but unironically
CSTO expansion must be stopped
>What if Russians had god tier diplomacy
but they don't, and now they suffer.
Experts who spout "Russian geopolitcal anxiety" are the same as people who called refugees "engineers, doctors and artists", or whatever
Anon... Russians still haven't taken Bakhmut...
This incident alone should be all the proof you need that Russian nukes don't actually work. This is the red line Putin drew that was supposed to trigger nuclear intervention. "One step onto (actual) Russian soil". This is the pretense. Nothing stops him from claiming they are Ukies and really nobody can prove they are or aren't. The only reason he has not to follow through on his absolute red line is that they aren't actually in service.
I really want a nuclear war. But then I think about all the kitties that would die 🙁
Using nukes will bring more troubles than gains. On or two tactical used on battlefield won't change too much and give the west a good reason to test their long range conventional missiles, just as warning.
Right but this was the red line for Putin. Not using them is a severe loss of face. Using them brings the issues you are already aware of. He has to do it and the only reason not to is if they don't actually work.
Can't exactly nuke another country just because rebels from your country get weapons and started fucking your shit up.
He wouldnt be nuking another country. He'd be nuking Belgorod.
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>41 minutes ago
legion bringing the bants
Belgorod is safe and protected!
>10 billion rubles
>114m usd|eur
for 6 cope pyramids scattered randomly on a road kek
Jesus fucking Christ
JUST IN an elderly Russian man has reportedly shot down a NATO f35 with a flare pistol he has been awarded Russia's highest combat medal locals are dubbing him the Plinker of Kozinka
Ukrainian intelligence services spokesman Andrij Jusov claims the two groups now operating in Belgorod are the Russian Legion and the Russian Volunteer Corps. (If I translated that right).
HOLY MOTHER OF COPE
There is no panic
>The Russian military created a trap for stupid hohol pigs
>he will attack them with their dicks with his stronk Russian sphincter. Slava Rossiyi!
>Comrade Major. Begin Operation Bugs Bunny
>S-Sir?
>Release Private Roma.
WE'RE GOING TO ALL FUCKING DIE
On a long enough timeline, everyone's survival rate drops to zero.
Someone is.
panic status?
njet panik
normal katastrof
>Civilians are responding faster than local police and army.
lol
I'm getting a weird feeling that russia has spent all the money meant for army logistics (atleast the money left at the end lol) on buses and deportation exercises... they have had zero problems getting plenty of buses to their occupied areas to kidnap civilians, and now buses to evacuate russians arrive seemingly before the army??
>Legionnaires and RDK broke into the police station
>It is reported that the militia can now move on traffic police cars. License plates and the number of taken cars are unknown.
Source? Also will they raid the local pub and alcohol store to leave bottles full of spirits waiting on the street for the russian army?
Wake me up when Valuyki station is captured.
Polack here, I've been hard as a rock ever since the honorary humans crossed the border. I tried to contact a hospital already, but it's overwhelmed with ukrainians having the same issue. What do I do?
To co reszta, oglądaj wiadomości i wal konia.
Zespermij się do Mariczki
No i przekonał
No ja kurwa myślę
>The deputy head of the Grayvoron city administration was wounded during the shelling of the administration building. Two employees of the Ministry of Emergency Situations were also injured, the Russians write.
They got the Mayor!
Shelling? Who's manning the artillery?
Or the single tank having some fun with HE
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say it's russian artillery indiscriminately shooting in the general direction of conflict.
>ziggers instantly create a comfy hugbox thread
>ukrainian CIA
your brain on RT
going to bed, wake me up if this triggers nuclear armageddon
I go to bed and wake up to this? Jesus. My bet is Putin nukes Belograd and says NATO can't do anything because it wasn't Ukraine.
I have a feeling. calling it now, we will see a TU-95 downed
TZD
>russians take bakhmut after 9 months
>cope bragging at maximum level
>belgorod gets little green men'd by ukraine
I gotta say, this war truly is the gift that keeps giving
Best part is, they haven't taken Bakhmut yet. Sure, the Ukrainians only control a few buildings now, but still, they haven't captured the entire city yet
K-KINO
>there is no panic among the population
no way this isn't satire with that last line
>there is no panic among the population
X
>NO PANIC
>I REPEAT THERE IS NO PANIC
>there is no panic among the population
what's this from?
RU journalist intervooooing at a pontoon that got hit
Some Russian dude got his eardrum blown out by a shell during the whole pontooning saga.
>fleeing your home due to safety concerns
>'no panic'
something orwell something 1984
Yeah, about that evacuation...
Holy shit
THE RETARDS ACTUALLY DID IT
A BORDER RAID GOT THEM TO FUCKING BLOW UP THEIR OWN BRIDGES
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON EVEN
Fools
A cornered animal fights to the death
Anon, it's russians blowing up the bridge to prevent civvies from evacuating and party bus from advancing
That's the idea.
>to the death
thats the idea, total zigger death
TOTAL
>15 months into special invasion into Mexico
>US blows up I37 to keep anyone from leaving Corpus Christi
This last year has been wackier and more hilarious than I ever could have imagine. Good god Russia get it together
What app / website is used for these overlay translations?
drag the image onto a google search page and click translate
overlay translation is done using google images
Yandex or Google Translate
>some locals are already leaving in their own cars
>there is no panic among the population
>The locals are casually driving away from the gunfire in a calm and relaxed manner
The local gas station is nice apparently.
My name is Dimitri Shovugingiko age 9 from Kursk Oblast, every day Russia Su-34 crash in tower blocs and kill many children, please Ukraine liberate Kursk National Republic from Putin
JESUS, LOOK AT THIS CUM/CHUG/GER COPE AND SHILL, LOL LMAO
https://twitter.com/sentdefender/status/1660632318673821698
the uki should have moved some AA near the border...
one already crashed
Looks like they have, mi-8 blown up. Most likely carrying national guard troops.
Are you absolutely sure it wasn't another Russian AA own goal?
A probably ex-Afghan Mi-17 was seen flying in Russia, hopefully they didn't shoot it down.
Please, PLEASE tell me that is Neal Ellis.
I look away for half a day and the fuckers are four towns deep into Belgorod. Keep it coming.
FSB/KGB activated "EDELWEISS"!!!
I repeat
FSB/KGB activated "EDELWEISS"!!!
>be accountant at the local government office
>FSB kicks open the door
>hands you an AK and points you in the direction of Ukraine
God, Russian life is truly miserable
Tbf that can happen in any nation where you have been through conscription, but ofc when your nation has the 2nd army in the world it shouldn't happen lol
how have russian shills not killed themselves yet? Holy FUCK imagine the embarrassment
Rope store is probably overrun by some rebels demanding Independent Khanate of Buryatia.
The absolute state of Rusnigs
gahahahaha what a pathetic joke of a country
>Belgorod ie Whitecity
>Grayvoron ie Graycrow/Grayraven
>Pisky, Stinky, Raisin, etc.
who writes this fantasy shit, Sapkowski?
You now realise that the Russian troops that will come to retake the clay are going to get HIMARS'd by Ukraine.
Puccians will never fucking live this down, never in a fucking million years
They'll live it down with far larger and more embarrassing fuck ups to bury this fuck up
WHY WONT GHOST OF MOSKVA SAVE BELGOROD CHILDREN?
IT GETS BETTER
NO PANIC IN BELGOROD!
They are relocating to behind the urals, no panic
>when they say there is no panic
>it's the part where you run
See? All traffic out of the city is completely jammed and at a standstill. So all is pacified and quiet. No panic!
someone read that Kingdom Manga before?
In one of the scene that Warlord, decide to harassed all the other villages, just to flood the main capital full of refugees.
Now I'm trying to imagine what Russia is going to be like right now?
>residents are forming car barricades to block the HATO Invaders!
There will be consequences for this... Cockadoodling around the bears den, hitler did it, napoleon did it and sweden also did it but when the bear woke up their asses were sore after and none dared provoke the great bear ever again
The eyebrow has been raised and the gloves are slowly coming off for this blatant provocation...
Down with Muscovy
what the fuck did I just wake up to? Is there actually a fucking civil war going on in Russia?
It's just a bit of a fisticuffs. With artillery.
A new faction appears...
>green
>green
>green
>green
>green
link to this map?
https://liveuamap.com/
no green here, mate
try harder, mate
A green future for Russia!
#ecorussia
>re-run of "go to bed, wake up, ukraine has captured four more cities"
I love this episode!
The VDV will fend off this incursion.
indeed. trust the plan
Odessa won't know what hit them when the VDV wanders at the bottom of the sea to the shore.
WHERE VEE DEE VEE SHOIGU
GIVE ME BACK MY VEE DEE VEE SHOIGU
I've been waiting for a happening for so long. The counter-offensive wait blueballed me
Everyone is invited for the party
>YkhTamNyet
?
"They are not there". Calque of famous NasTamNyet ("we are not there")
Russia must accept Ukraine's legitimate security concern and recognize the nationalist socialist republics of Bryansk, Belgorod and Rostov.
MONKE IS LEAVING THIS SHIT
Lmfao.
JFC even monke flew the coop!!!!! what a fucking day!
PrepHole BTFO'd, Ukraine will never advance beyond the Urals!
No panic.
Don't worry about it. Trust the plan.
I need a ride not ammo!
>Rouge platoon makes about 7-10km progress into Belgorod.
>Monke flees to FUCKING OMSK
The fuck is going on?
>russia is losing the territory of russia
>We went from Russia winning in 3 days to this
I can't fucking believe it. Best timeline
>we went from Bakmoot propaganda victory to this in 24 hours
The most mind-blowing thing is they're still going after what, 12 hours now?
two dozen guys and half a dozen vehicles, pushing unopposed into Russia
At this rate they might still be there tomorrow.
>"Quick Rakesh, do the needful and photoshop faster!"
How does this happen? Seriously, fucking how? This is a nation being invaded, counter-invading it's attackers. The Russians have no qrf. None. They do not have any fucking reserves to stop an incursion on the border with a country they're invading. How on earth do you recover from this complete humiliation?
>How does this happen? Seriously, fucking how?
Show me the evidence this happened, show me the bones. No? Never happened. The ukraine war never happened and so on.
>How on earth do you recover from this complete humiliation?
You don`t, you just memoryhole it
They'll never manage to live this down, ever.
99% of their military is in eastern ukraine in trenches
NOVGOROD POWAH!
>tfw army units start defecting.
>be me
>2010
>be playing Arma 2 after school
>be playing the special missions, where you wage an RTS style conquest of a location or nation
>play as the Chedaki, or whatever the fuck they were called
>drive around in T-72's, taking small villages, shooting up border guards
>"man, this seems so unrealistic, why hasn't the host nation crushed me?"
>mfw now
How have Russia not responding to this? If it really is like 20 dudes with 1 tank, surely they would have been able to wrangle up some assets and nip this in the bud by now? They must have literally nothing left that's not already deployed on the line in Ukraine, and they're probably too shit-scared to send an aerial response force in case they have a repeat of that mass shootdown last week.
They did, apparently a helicopter with Russian nation guard forces got shot down.
Apparently it's a platoon with 2 tanks, one APC and 9 armoured cars. So raid, and when Russia muster response forces they will be long gone
>A platoon-sized raid.
>Literally all vatnik troops are in eastern Ukraine.
>Let's just keep going until we encounter resistance.
>Reach Moscow in 2 weeks.
>helicopters that come to intercept you keep getting shot down by Russian AA
>same with planes
>there is no panic
Reuters cites Russias response are police, border guards, and fsb. So not great for Russia
"Ukraine has nothing to do with the events in the Belgorod region of Russia
...
Ukraine is watching the events in the Belgorod region of Russia with interest and studying the situation, but it has nothing to do with it. As you know, tanks are sold at any Russian military store, and underground guerrilla groups are composed of Russian citizens,"
kek
If the offensive doesn't kick off soon hopefully they'll at least keep us entertained with weekly border raids until it does.
Where are all the gay vatniks right now?
packing their bags
trying to evacuate but the russian army just blew up the bridge out of their town
fleeing running for their fucking lives anon
PROOOFS???????? PROOOOFS?
PROOFS OR ASS TO ASS
gloves are off everyone will know everything
running for their lives from Belgorod.
Screaming in their pillows.
Im shitposting on /chug/
They just talk about bakhmut, anime pedo stuff and call this whole belgorod thing a coping fake.
they way they talk is so weird, it's like they're on a totally different plane of existence, even when judged relative to other Russian shills, they conduct themselves so weirdly.
>anime pedo stuff
Ah, advocates of the tradpilled values and white race.
I hate those Jeets like you wouldn't believe.
waiting for new instructions
Here:
You have to understand that it takes a while for them to discuss on Skype what their angle is when the scenario changes.
S-SHUT UP EVERYTHING'S FINE
Can someone update the chart? I gotta shave and head to some conference bullshit right now
Add in day 450 or whatever with him being turbo smug with a magnified Bakhmut gain, then a day 451 or whatever today is with him being a full red rage jak and the colour green on Belgorod.
>reddit.com
This is fucking hilarious and everything, but those guys are going to get slaughtered to a man, which isn't terribly funny.
Hopefully they'll scoot back to Ukraine this evening then hit another border area in a few days. Rinse and repeat over and over.
Nah, they'll turn 360 degrees and walk away. There's no chance a blocking force can be deployed to where it would need to be without getting erased by HIMARs, Patriot reaches past artillery range of their AO and they have live EW and AWACS to give them the SA to time it. 3ez5them.
nah, it's just a fast raid against unprepared opponent, they won't linger long enough there to be bog down
Slaughtered by whom? The garrison of Vladivostok? Can you even imagine how depleted Russia is of standing forces outside Ukraine at this point? There's about two janitors and a part time flag washer left on the entire border of Finland as we speak, and they are armed with a Nagant revolver and a bicycle between the three of them.
by VDV detachment sent their way few hours ago
VDV, Z NIEBA PIŹDZIEC
kurwa, anon!
Define detachment? Four men and a dog, and only the dog has jumped before? It's been a while since the VDV showed up in numbers other than in the loss records.
According to Budanov, Spetsnazis and VEE DEE VEE have been operationally destroyed in Ukraine. They stopped planning around them in their operational meetings.
>Four men and a dog
Hey, it's worked before.
>Four men and a dog
"LIKE ZOINKS SCOOB, MAN THE .50!"
"RATCH THEM RUN, RAGGY! RIT SUM! RIT SUM!"
I hate myself for laughing, thanks
By my calculations they will be drowning right about… now
The last VDV en route
but theres no sea for the VDV to freeze in? where will they land genius
Bakhmut is gone and it's now Artyomovsk.. This stupid bullshit won't keep my tax dollars flowing to Zelensky.. Oh, where IS Zelensky? Why is he suddenly staying out of Ukraine. Now ban this IP address you insufferable cocksucking globohomo gay Soros feltching Ukie glowmoron maggot fucks. You're losing, and no amount of Baghdad Bob bullshit is going to save you.
(You)
moron, this war is cheap for us Americans, I calculated that the "destroyed" patriot launcher would only cost us 50¢ for everyone in the US. Are you poor or something?
Assuming that these guys aren't going to actually try and occupy, is there anything they can do to cause lasting damage to the Russian military before making a run for it?
There's some railyard or something around Belgorod, right?
they already burned down some warehouse full of Puccian kit, apparently
The ukrainians are shelling Russian cities? What the fuck? What the actual fuck?
Is this real? Oh my god. Holy shit.
They are free Russians.
You can buy artillery in any WalMart.
Just confirming that the nuke storage facility is completely secure.
>YOU SEE HOW THINGS HAVE CHANGED MY FRIEND
>NOW IT IS THEIR LAND... THEIR PEOPLE... THEIR BLOOD!
>450 days into 3 day American invasion of Mexico
>US troops finally capture Monterey after several months of urban combat
>Mexican troops invade Corpus Christi and run around for 12 hours before QRF arrives
A million dead ziggers would never do as much damage to Russia as these retarded troll humiliations do
OH SHIT
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They'd be complete retards to still have nuclear weapons at that facility. They surely moved them. Right?
>They'd be complete retards to still have nuclear weapons at that facility.
>They surely moved them. Right?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>They'd be complete retards
if this war proved anything is that yes they are
now it begs the question, how do you steal a nuke
forklift
Ukrainians? Stealing a nuke? With...a forklift? swear this has happened before...
There will be pics of ukrainian farmers pulling nukes with their tractors before this thread is dead
Fuck that. Pray with me that we get to see Russian farmers pulling T72s away.
muscle car
or by hand if you're a masochist and want the achievement
Have you ever watched The World is Not Enough?
>why worry about something that won’t happen
Right?
Stop, I'm rock fucking hard already, don't do this to me
russians are now killing russians, in russia.
thats 200% more dead russian, per russian.
>16:48 - russian forces fighting legion detachments were forced to retreat to a more fortified area
i dont believe this. how credible is this guy?
how the fuck is this still going, fucking christ what a pathetic army
Those are probably some territorial defence or irregulars, anything worthy was thrown into meatgrinder long ago. That explains why small, heavily armed unit can run rampant amongs them.
I guess that theory of Russia pulling troops from nearby their borders to toss into Ukraine was true. They have fucking no one defending Russia since they're all in Ukraine.
they set a ammo depot on fire or somethin?
*ammo spontaneously liberated itself
ye they did
And just like that this raid has probably already paid for itself.
looks like a smoking accident to me.
I find it kind of hilarious that seemingly the lads could just drive straight in.
Like Russia felt so safe and untouchable that they didn't even post any defenses, and focused everything on the frontline, while Ukraine has to keep units on the border in case of a chimpout.
Ukraine have had to promise NATO over and over again that they will not strike on Russian soil, in order to receive military help. I guess the paperwork didn't include a cause about not sending Russian soldiers to Russia.
russians wielding russian weapons on russian soil while fighting russians is a russian problem
Wasn't it that they won't use the NATO weapons to strike Russian soil?
Close enough. But there can't be much left of anything in Ukrainan standing forces now that isn't of NATO origin. Unless the deal solely refered to rocketry and long range artillery.
>Ukraine have had to promise NATO over and over again that they will not strike on Russian soil, in order to receive military help.
Dude, I've heard that like a billion times already, but every time I ask for the source - I'm getting ignored.
nta but in a recent interview with reznikov he said he has to repeat that point in order to get more weapons
at least the german defense minister said it's fine to bomb russian military targets on russian soil if they are involved with the war in any way.
Pretty sure that only counted for missiles and a few specific weapons.
Please stop! I cannot get any harder!
Are they... ordering civilians to kill cops out of fear for perfidy?
It's a bit of a sneaky gotcha post if you follow. He's doing a bit of a shenanigan.
>population 400k
>there is no police at the moment
o, i am laffin
My head will explode if they actualy get Russian cilivians to fire on police.
Thats an obvious psyop. Worth the try, you will never know how retarded are the rural guys around.
Even if nobody shoots, they planted the seed of doubt. At the very least, local authorities will be hindered by the fact that people aren't sure they're not Free Russians in disguise.
Now that's what you call advanced trolling. This is fucking beautiful.
I just woke up. What's going on?
White Russia has risen up.
Don't bother getting dressed. You'll be sitting at the desk naked all day, edging to the first actually cool Russian revolution since von Ungern-Sternberg called it a day.
Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTQhAgqcj6g
These fucking retards planned 8 years for this. Can Moscow just get glassed already? What a god damned embarrassment
>Glowmoron Border clash
>OMG CIVIL WAR
God damn you gays are such npcs
>Blames glowies
The only NPC here is you. Suck start a shotgun.
Yeah am sure an armored unit making a 2km march into Russia is really the revolution
NPC
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>Yeah I'm sure putting some dumb garden gnome on a train is really the revolution
>2nd army of the world
>can't protect its borders agains humvees
Yeah nah, its all good.
Mexican cartels cross our border all the time
They also don't capture territory
They kill about 200k mutts each year
>They kill about 200k mutts each year
and hold cities?
>our
you mind posting hands, sir?
1. They are funded by the CIA. We aren’t stopping ourselves.
2. Reiterating point 1, the government isn’t trying to stop cartels
3. They are sneaking across using mules, civilian traffic, tunnels, or uninhabited parts of the desert.
4. They aren’t assaulting any buildings, taking ground, or trying to make a scene.
Try again zigger. You can do better than that.
>our border
>200k mutts
Very organic and real posts from a real American. Post hand and post sugar.
Secretly with drugs in their human mules anus. They aren't doing donuts in an armored vehichle in front of Laredo's city hall.
revolutions have started from less
chaos is a ladder
>sprayed paint in the corner of a voting booth
The revolution is now!!!!
I did not give you permission to reply
there won't be next revolution, but shit like this pulls back more and more people from frontlines for guard and quick response duties
forgot image, ambush near Sevastopol
ayo???????????
TumuLec is fighting!
LEGIA TO CHUJE
A LECH MISTRZ POLSKI
kurwa nie z bromem
KEK
>yeah i am sure dumping some british tea into the ocean is really the revolution
Last time the Russians tried to advance 2km it took them 10 months
The boarder is not defend and its not a city its a small town
OK Sir make sure to do the needful and protect the boarder next time
India is arming ukraine you cant use that joke anymore rajeet
Well no you dont invade a Nuclear state unless your retarded
>your retarded
well i guess we should be expecting a nuclear strike soon, there's no way that this border raid will go unpunished and Russia will claim the situation is under control and it was all part of the plan the whole time.
Well I would not poke the bear
Border towns mostly
the bear has been thoroughly poked many times in the last year, all that happens is a cruise missile barrage that doesn't change anything.
The bear has AIDS. No one fucking cares about the gay alcoholic bear with AIDS.
The bear has been poked and it turns out it’s emaciated and weak. An elk can kick this bear’s ass.
Russia has not won a war fought with firearms without major, direct aid from a western nation.
so why did Russia invade herself?
Dude its not hard to say your Russian when your Ukrainian they are basically the same
a bunch of villages along a highway, and a soviet nuclear arms depot
>The boarder is not defend
so they aren't defending the border with a country they're at WAR with?
why put guard on boarder we glorious russia we never get invaded too stronk comrade
What the fucking are the benchod doing to is not defend the bloody boarded?
>at war with a neighboring country
>attack civilian targets in said country
>keep telling everyone you're fighting NATO
>leave the border wide fucking open
Brilliant
You are trying too hard.
We only need tsar Dimitry to appear again.
>raid starts just before my work shift
>go on lunch break and it's still ongoing
I'm looking forward to finding out what things are like when I get off work in a few hours
Holy fuck, shut the fuck up you reddit moron this is not your blog also kys poorfag wagecuck.
>RONA 2.0, but this time it's the armed forces of the russian federation who are organized like a migratory medieval horde
>Tejano rebels have captured McAllen, Texas
Hmm what will the counteroffensive be?
>Retake crimea
>Retake luhansk
>Retake zaparozhina
>TAKE FUCKING BELGOROD
Can't believe this shit, feels like ukies are just going for maximum entertainment value at this point
>entertainment
> occasionally capture nuke storage facility.
Sure...Entertainment....
ahem, this is nothing but a bunch of freedom fighters returning home to start their own offensive, completely separate to the war that happens to be going on between Russia and Ukraine. nothing to see here
A part of me knows that the fallout of this is going to be really obnoxious when all is said and done but I'm having too much fun right now to care
The thing is, these are exile Russian rebels. It is literally how Taliban started; they were raised from Afghan refugees in Pakistan. NATO and the puppet regime could kill them on sight but had no way to strike at their homes in Pakistan other than tiny raid. These epic lads know they can do their thing and then fall back to relative safety, unlike most militias who risk getting their villages and families napalmed afterwards.
>be Russia's greatest leader
>Amazing achievement is beating Sweden
>Who's young king decided to suicide his significantly outnumbered army against your forts
>Deep inside Russia
>After BTFO out of you, and your bitch moron allies (fucking Saxons)
Why Carolus, why?
Peter the 'great' was a fucking gay
Please God let this be true. I know you hate me but just this once let Russians de-russify Russia and collapse this rogue state.
This makes perfect sense. Russia is Nigeria with snow. Nigeria has rebels group roving around the countryside with impunity, taking over towns, kidnapping hundreds of people in one raid etc.
>Russia is Nigeria with snow
So what is ukraine Pakistan with water?
Yes they have held citys before and clash with the police regularly I live in el paso
No you don't, your ESL gayry is proof of that. Report to the trenches and die Ivan
>they have held citys before
god imagine the shitstorm if a cartel actually managed to occupy an American city
What shitstorm? Half of the country would support it in one way or another. "Hah! Serves that red state right!" Or "this is penance for American imperialism!"
>they have held citys before
>citys
>I live in el paso
Yeah...nah.
>So what is ukraine Pakistan with water?
Whatever insult you levy at Ukraine doesn’t matter. They weren’t larping as a superpower. Russia was. No one a year ago though of Ukraine as any major power.
> I live in el paso
Lol. Lmao. Do you honestly expect anyone to believe that?
How's chug going on?
And the brigades for the 'spring' offensive are still uncommitted. This summer could be very tempo.
Governor Vjatsjeslav Gladkov in Belgorod claims there are six wounded from the fighting, including the two hit by artillery.
Jesus Christ now we have a zigger claiming to live in the occupied city of El Paso. I fucking hate them so much. Nuke Moscow. Holy fuck.
I never said el Paso was occupied you gay holhol I said cartels regularly occupy border towns
Hey man if you want kyiv nuked keep doing it
go die in a trench Ivan, show your patriotism you fucking coward
Why dont you go fight putler yourself holhol?
I'm not the one at war retard. Die for the oligarchy Captain Krokodil, like a TRUE PATRIOT!
Me either bro I live in texas I could give two shits what happens in a place 1000km away from me
Sadly I do live here
You don't live in Texas Oblast Anatoly. Your dogshit English already outed you.
you apparently gave quite a few shits about the possibility of kyiv getting nuked, you cared so so much about the poor ukrainerinos on that one.
>1000km
You aren't American fuckwad. You need to do a better job to earn your potatoes and cooking oil. Total zigger death.
This vatnik retard is out here using metric which the US does not use out in the occupied city of El Paso. Jesus Christ ziggers are fucking stupid.
Did the troll you replaced get clapped on the front already? Best leave your notes for the next zigger because youre on your way.
>says he’s American
>using km
Holy shit ziggers are dumb. Did all the “good” shills get drafted and killed already?
anon while he's a moron and a zigger, you do know that both imperial and metric are taught in american schools right
You aren't American. Stop it Boris. You're pathetic.
That's not my style, as an American
>US
>white
Choice one
Yes because people getting nuked is bad
Russians aren't people. It's OK to nuke you.
Yeah so what are holhols?
I know what the imperial system is but I use metric because its the better system
You aren't American dude. You aren't fooling anyone. Go to another thread and try again or it's off to the gulag.
I am American is that something to brag about?
Post hands. You aren't American. Anyone can tell.
Do your handlers know you aren't fooling anyone, little zigger?
"citys"
"occupied cities on the border"
"1000km"
"the bear"
Fucking sad.
You aren't American.
>Choice one
Bruh
Because my tax dollars are already doing that. I can sit on my ass, watch you “people” die, and laugh all for less than buying one meal at a restaurant.
Give up on “I’m from El Paso” already eh?
>say cartels have held US cities
>no I didn’t say cartels ever controlled this border town I totally live in
Holy fuck pick one you pilpul spewing garden gnome. Post a picture from your window with no street signs. It would show us you live in El Paso and we’d look stupid right?
Russian civies are desperately trying to open up the closed down bomb shelter. One of the two in the region lel
https://twitter.com/StarskyUA/status/1660660787235500034
https://nitter.net/StarskyUA/status/1660660787235500034
> - Tell governor Gladkov that he’s a gay, we’re being bombed here! What are you getting paid for?- calmly says the local woman while the men are opening the bomb shelter.
FUCKING KEEEEEEEEEK
Aw! Is the war starting to get a little too real for you, vatmorons? Poor things. Hope they get gassed.
Not going to laugh at that one. We haven't had an available bomb shelter since the late 1980s. Govt decided the cold war was over and sold/repurposed all the shelters except the one for the government leaders.
Putting locks on emergency stuff is so typically Russian.
Wait, I just remembered Chernobyl again, right after the meltdown they had to get the "good" radiation detector, which was locked in a safe that only a bigwig had the key for.
I'M LOOKING AT F-16 ALL OVER BELGOROD
HOW DID THEY GET HERE
>Belgorod about to be encircled. We are fast approaching the end game. Ukraine to achieve the most important military victory since the start of the conflict, a breakthrough that will lead to the full liberation of Belgorod oblast. Thousands of Russian soldiers trapped, Mariupol 2.0.
We need to update the map
Label the area in Belgorod Oblast "Nothing to see here, honest!"
I've been saying this for months. Whatever you think Ukraine will do next... forget about it. They will do something you would have never considered
Also, someone bake a new thread
>Belgorod applies for NATO membership.
Im failing to see the long term goal for this raid?
I mean it would be very very funny if they can hold onto the land that they take but i doubt that will happen so what is the point of this raid exactly because i know that we will laugh about this for a few days, then this whole thing gets fucking memory holed just like every other thing in this god damm war.
Same goal of the Doolittle raid. Little morale boost and breaks the illusion of invincibility.
disruption, pulling some men from frontlines for som kind of quick response units or border guards to prevent things liek this in future and PR
disruption, pulling some men from frontlines for som kind of quick response units or border guards to prevent things liek this in future and PR
Disruption, pulling some men from frontline for some kind of quick response units or border guards to prevent things like this in the future and PR (also important)
keyboard went full retard
Russia will be forced to liquidate troops in Ukraine to push the raid out of Russia and from now on they will need to bolster garrisons on the border. This is to create weakness for Ukraine to exploit with the coming offensive
In theory raid like this could be done every few days along the whole border, you don't need a lot of manpower or vehicles for that and Russia don't have enough free men to guard it all.
This is officially the longest thread I have ever seen on PrepHole.
Good, let's keep this rollercoaster of emotions going
utterly bonkers timeline.
Man the CIA is fucking good...
i don't get it, how do they not have anyone defending at the border? i thought one of the reasons for invasion was that russia was afraid of NATO expanding into ukraine and attacking russia from there? but they left their borders completely unguarded? this would be like them taking away all the troops from the finnish border AFTER they joined NATO
>i thought one of the reasons for invasion was that russia was afraid of NATO
You fell for their propaganda.
Not only were they never under any threat from NATO, but they KNEW that they weren't. It's just that they needed some reason to pretend this is anything but a naked landgrab against what they perceived was a weak country and a disunited west.
oh come on, would russia really lie about something like that