Franco-Prussian War

How the frick did France get BTFOd so hard by the Prussians (and the German Federation) in 1870?
France was worried by the prospect of a union of the various German states under Prussian leadership so declared war and invaded German territory in 1870. The Germans then proceeded to inflict the most humiliating defeat in European history on the French, who had more troops, were fighting on their home turf and were equipped with the most modern service rifle in the world, the Chassepot Rifle. This was far superior to the ageing Dreyse needle-gun the Germans were equipped with and had three times the range. Despite this the French lost all but am handful of minor battles, lost three times as many men and had their Emperor Napoleon III captured as well as their top generals. The war lasted six months but really it was over as a contest long before that, much of the six months was the Germans leisurely siege of Paris while the French tried to form a legitimate government to deal with them.
How did France go down so hard?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Artillery. Prussians had far superior steel artillery.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally what this anon said
      it was all about artillery. The Prussian artillery was far more advanced, had more of them and actually utilized it the fullest degree. The French in comparison had outdated artillery and had too few to counter the Prussians, also the Prussian army went through a total reform prior to the start of the war. It's funny that the descendent of the guy who was the god father of artillery didn't even invest or use artillery.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe that's what led France to focus on firepower as a military doctrine.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Artillery used to be France's thing in the Napoleonic Era. French artillery was the best and it allowed Napoleon to win so many battles

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's funny that the descendent of the guy who was the god father of artillery didn't even invest or use artillery.

        It isn't really his fault. He tried to reform the army but he couldn't. He faced too much internal opposition from the republicans, his power wasn't strong and he was sick (probably not long to live). He didn't even want the war, he knew France was not ready. His hand was forced by the republicans, that wanted the war (and even a french defeat) that would end the empire and so they would come back to power and reinstaur ethe Republic.
        Even the german knew that, they were playing well, both before and after the war, backing the republicans. There are letters between Bismark and the german ambassador in France talking about backing the republicans and the Republic, that are seen as weak and instable, as opposed to the Empire.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      also trains

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        Anonymous
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          Anonymous
  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is a PrepHole thread, not /k/
    >How the frick did France get BTFOd so hard by the Prussians (and the German Federation) in 1870?
    Prussians/Germans had superior logistics and organization (better use of railways + general staff system)
    >The Germans then proceeded to inflict the most humiliating defeat in European history on the French
    it wasn't particularly humiliating, and I'm saying this as a German. It was a pretty fair and square victory, nothing extraordinary.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you kidding? Fighting on your home soil you lose every battle, suffering 3x the casualties of the enemy and having your national leader captured and your capital surrounded within weeks of the outbreak of war (one you initiated)?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        France did all of that to Prussia while they were literally ganging with Russia and Austria.
        Auerstedt resulted in the complete reform of the Prussian institution (ironically largely based on revolutionary and napoleonic ones).

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, which was extremely humiliating, gave great credit to Napoleon, and shame on the Prussian state for laurel resting

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it wasn't particularly humiliating, and I'm saying this as a German. It was a pretty fair and square victory, nothing extraordinary.
      It was literally the reason why they bend you over and fricked raw with treaty of versailles years later.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He said he's German so he's just being modest and eliminating all the excesses from German military history, so all German victories that have happened were pure and clean victories, nothing extraordinary. Fair and square.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Look at those beady eyes.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bend you over and fricked raw with treaty of versailles years later.
        Versailles had nothing on the peace treaty the Prussians/Germans imposed on France after 1870, why is it still considered as something extraordinarily harsh?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          German post-WWI revisionism got mainstream in the English-speaking world.
          Consider that the Versailles reparations were scaled according to the German economy's capacity.
          In 1871, they demanded ALL of France's gold reserves to end the occupation, at once. In fact, it was so much it caused a drop in gold value in Germany.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >German post-WWI revisionism got mainstream in the English-speaking world.
            Not only there, it's practically the same in French public discourse ffs. I remember that the 1871 reparations had the explicit aim of wrecking the French economy for decades, they were flabbergasted that they managed to pay them fully in record time. Meanwhile, Germany paid only a fraction of the reparation it owned (and those were much lower than they could have been). Probably even less than it gained from pillaging Northern France (its industrial heartland) during WW1 lmao. And that's without mentioning the self-destruction of the German currency in the 1920s out of sheer spite, that also got blamed on Versailles for some reason. Clown world.

            [...]
            Versailles is considered harsh because of the territorial losses.With some land given to countries that weren't even part of WW1 like Denmark.

            The territorial losses were minor, in particualr the industrial power of Germany was basically untouched, allowing them to rebound from the war much more easily than nominal victors such as France.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Versailles was a shitshow, they should have gone more harsh on Germany instead of breaking up Austria-Hungary and creating a huge clusterfrick. A-H for all it's failures kept the region together and in peace and was not a direct threat to France or Britain. Instead of trying to destoy the KUK they should have let them off with minor concessions and enforced neutrality.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                AH broke itself, it's the poster child of unsustainable empires (even more so than the ottomans). The peoples just wanted to leave

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                austria hungary collapsed on its own. the balkan was unsustainable for them and brought mroe probelms than benefits

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Carving off great chunks of Germany along with their German inhabitants and giving them to foreign countries where the Germans were often treated badly was the real cause of resentment, not the money. Hitler launched WWII to regain Germany's lost territories, not some insane bid to conquer the world as portrayed by ~~*Western*~~ historians.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Hitler launched WWII to regain Germany's lost territories, not some insane bid to conquer the world as portrayed by ~~*Western*~~ historians.
              Do you live in some alternate reality where Generalplan Ost wasn't a thing?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why did he start ww2 after England and France let him have that land back? Plus Czechosolvakia and Austria?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Germany never got Czechoslovakia. They got the Sudetenland and never wanted any Czechs. They were forced to intervene on Slovak behalf to ensure their independence.
                The war was started by Poland.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this level of blatant bullshittery
                You don't happen to have russian ancestry by any chance?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Poland (military government) did not hand back Danzig - 95% German.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Listen, Danzig may be an butthole, a shitty homeowner, and a copyright troll, but he makes good music, so I wouldn't give him back either.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't know he was 95% German either. Must be 1/20th demon

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >revisionism
            Is it though? From a glance the 1871 peace treaty seems far more limited in comparison. Doesn't help that currency comparisons are kind of shit and GDP, being from the mid 30s, is a pretty tough guess too.

            They never paid 132 billion, rather barely 20 billions. Also Versailles wasn't harsh enough to spare us a second round

            Well sure they paid less than the treaty stipulated but that doesn't affect the terms of the treaty itself. A harsh treaty doesn't turn soft, nor does a soft one turn harsh, simply because you don't follow it or later treaties change things.

            https://i.imgur.com/lDqMn45.jpg

            Yes, let's just rape them harder, that's sure to avoid another round!

            It's not like the treaty was such shit that the rest of the world just watched as it was violated, because it was clearly too harsh anyway. MOAR PUNISHMENT

            That isn't really an argument for it either.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >From a glance the 1871 peace treaty seems far more limited in comparison. Doesn't help that currency comparisons are kind of shit and GDP, being from the mid 30s, is a pretty tough guess too.
              Because you're a dumb Black person comparing a 1 year relatively non destructive conflict with the gigantic shitshow that was WW1, where a single battle could see the use of a comparable amount of explosives to the entire 1870 conflict.
              It might shock you to learn this, but reprations are meant to be commensurate to the damage caused.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          German post-WWI revisionism got mainstream in the English-speaking world.
          Consider that the Versailles reparations were scaled according to the German economy's capacity.
          In 1871, they demanded ALL of France's gold reserves to end the occupation, at once. In fact, it was so much it caused a drop in gold value in Germany.

          Versailles is considered harsh because of the territorial losses.With some land given to countries that weren't even part of WW1 like Denmark.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            France also openly supporting Poland in the Silesian Uprising in 20 and threatening with the occupation of the Rhine if they quell it didnt help either

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              What? The occupation of the left bank of the Rhine (by the Allies, not only France) was to serve as a guarantee for the reparations. It was yet another mirror to the 1871 treaty of Frankfurt. The difference is that Germany got coddled by the USA who wanted business to go back to usual, and so they managed to weasel their way out of it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                France threaten to occupy the Rhine IF Germany quells the uprising which Germany had all right to do because it was within their own borders. Weimar Germany didnt want to lack the payment so they didnt send the army.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Rhineland was already occupied by 1920 and it had jack shit to do with any Polish insurrection, what are you talking about?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                sorry the uprising was in mid 21 not 20

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just cinfused about why would France threaten to do something they were already doing for years at this point.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wait, why wouldn't the treaty of Versailles be considered as more harsh? Just from looking at the wiki pages, I know I know.
          In the treaty of Frankfurt the germans demanded:
          >territories of Alsace and Lorraine
          >5 billion francs
          >occupation of parts until payment is fulfilled
          The treaty of Versailles in contrast includes:
          >ceding output of saar coal mines to france for 15 years
          >plebiscite for saar area afterwards
          >loss of Alsace and Lorraine
          > loss of Eupen-Malmedy
          >plebiscite of Schleswig-Holstein
          >cessation of Easter territories to Poland, Lithuania and Czechoslovakia
          >loss of the colonies
          >demilitarization of the rhineland and destruction of all the forts in the area
          >restriction of the army size to 100.000 men
          >limit on the amount and type of manufactured arms
          >15 year occupation in the west with staged reduction in 5 year intervals
          >payment of ultimately 132 billion gold mark
          While you can very well argue that Frankfurt was a harsh treaty, Versailles does sound a lot harsher in comparison
          Currency conversion seems to be pretty awful for old currencies but I see nothing to indicate that 5 billion francs are similar amounts or more than 132 billion gold mark.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Germans are le evil, that's why everything they do is the worst crimes against poor france while everything france does is out of pure intentions and to secure a better future for everyone.

            Talking to francophones is useless. Not to mention that france was the cause for pretty much every big european war eccept the 30 years war. Even ww1 only got as bad as it did because of muh revanchism. Without france sperging out after ww1 and basicaly demanding the abolishment of the german state (cooler heads prevailed in the post war "negotiations") ww2 could have been avoided. Versailles was a big help to hitler

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >wawawa germany sperging out in ww2 was because France got mean after Germany blasted the country to shit for 4 years
              See

              German post-WWI revisionism got mainstream in the English-speaking world.
              Consider that the Versailles reparations were scaled according to the German economy's capacity.
              In 1871, they demanded ALL of France's gold reserves to end the occupation, at once. In fact, it was so much it caused a drop in gold value in Germany.

              This is vatBlack person tier revisionism.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Learn2read
                France after the Franco-Prussian war still owned a huge part of the planet in colonies and didn't suffer global misstrust due to years of propaganda. Pointing out that the french behaved towards germany as they would towards an african kingdom or east asian one isn't revisionist.
                France started shit. No one forced them to declare war on germany over russia wanting the balkans, yet they did and got their shit pushed in.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No at the time of the war France did not own a lot of colonies, rather the remains of the first empire (tiny islands and commercial outpost) + Algeria. Colonialism started after the war under Republican leadership to divert French nationalism from Germany/Prussia

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >cooler heads prevailed
              >basically admits that those cooler heads allowed g*rmany to ape out again

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                By that line of reasoning france wasn't limited/punished hard enough after napoleon as they started yet another stupid war out of literaly being butthurt over a letter

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It wasn't
                Neither was Germany after WWI

                Both post-Napoopan France and post-Hohenzollern Germany should've been punished way harsher

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            They never paid 132 billion, rather barely 20 billions. Also Versailles wasn't harsh enough to spare us a second round

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, let's just rape them harder, that's sure to avoid another round!

              It's not like the treaty was such shit that the rest of the world just watched as it was violated, because it was clearly too harsh anyway. MOAR PUNISHMENT

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look what it took to actually stop the German Sonderweg : WW2, drawn, quartered, occupied.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that seems like a very sound plan after WW1, well done, anon!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Worked after world war 2

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Vichy France is proof that the French should have been raped harder in WW1. Thank god it’s becoming part of North Africa now

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No that's because Bismarck got pushed by his people into not giving Elsass Lothringen (which was kinda useless) away to France for eternal peace like they did with Austria.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      German post-WWI revisionism got mainstream in the English-speaking world.
      Consider that the Versailles reparations were scaled according to the German economy's capacity.
      In 1871, they demanded ALL of France's gold reserves to end the occupation, at once. In fact, it was so much it caused a drop in gold value in Germany.

      It's cool to see a moderate German and who has a good view of the Treaty of Versailles. Personally as a French, the war of 1870 is very humiliating even if it can be explained by the errors of the general staff. This defeat is a typical product of the end of reign of an aging sovereign (see Louis XIV, Napoleon etc ...). The war was very hard because the French people didn't want to admit defeat and continued to fight until the end, which is to their credit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        not the same poster, I'm only the first one. Versailles was far harsher than 1871, that's a fact.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that's a fact.
          That's explicitely not true. Versailles ended up as a slap on the wrist compared to what it should have been, had it been anywhere close to Frankfurt.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What it should have been
            >t. Foch the frog homosexual
            1871 was a mirror of Tilsit (but softer). The reparations were per Capita the same as Napoleon I demanded of Prussia. The territorial demands were minor. The occupation was there until payments were made and then they retreated in good order returning full sovereignty to France.
            Versailles 1919 was an attempt at reducing Germany to an economic colony. Not only were the reparations far higher, the demilitarization of the Rhineland and the limiting of the army to a glorified border force implied that Germany should just produce things for France with severely limited sovereignty.

            not the same poster, I'm only the first one. Versailles was far harsher than 1871, that's a fact.

            Heavy industry in Germany was severely dismantled and weapons development was made illegal.
            If you think Versailles 1919 was softer than Frankfurt 1871 then you're a delusional moron.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Versailles was a way softer Frankfurt, with reparations not even aimed at crippling the post-war recovery because the Allies couldn't agree on most things. The occupation ended after years of Weimar Germany paying a fraction of what it owed (after the reparation total being slashed because Germany kept crying about its plight) and setting its economy on fire and starting an economic crisis with moronic passive resistance. 1871 crippled French steel and coal production, and Versailles didn't improve that much because Germany flooded every mine it could and stole every factory (blowing up whatever was bolted too solidly).

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The reparations were slashed because it became clear that they were insanely high and it was impossible for Germany to pay them back.
                The monetary demands were so insane that it literally disrupted the international economy and it was one of the major reasons the great depression even happened.
                And it was not the Germans who destroyed all those mines, but the allied disarmament commission which dismantled most of the heavy German industry.
                You're just one of those seething homosexuals filled with slave ressentiment for Germany

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can't tell if I'm being baited by a master of the craft.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post war Germany paid back Versailles debts plus their WW2 reparations and rebuilt the country. Not to mention Versailles reparations was a small fraction of what Germany ended up spending on rearmament. Keynes was very wrong on his bad assessment of German economics capacity and that colored English language perception for a long time.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >plus their WW2 reparations
                they didn't

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >1871 was a mirror of Tilsit (but softer). The reparations were per Capita the same as Napoleon I demanded of Prussia. The territorial demands were minor. The occupation was there until payments were made and then they retreated in good order returning full sovereignty to France.
              TOPLEL
              This is what turkrauts actually believe.
              Alsace and Lorraine, rightful french clay stolen, with an attempted genocide of its population to boot through forced deportation and replacement, which happened to my ancestors by the way, and then consecutive attempts at forced germanization for 47 years, to no avail and without success, thanks to the strong ongoing french spirit of the alsaciens and lorrains.
              All that to in the end use even the most germoid'd of them as cannon fodder because despite the krauts telling them they were german, they were still considered not german enough.

              Pic related, the people of Strasbourg rejoicing after the victory during their first 14th of July after 47 years of occupation, in 1919.

              Versailles was a way softer Frankfurt, with reparations not even aimed at crippling the post-war recovery because the Allies couldn't agree on most things. The occupation ended after years of Weimar Germany paying a fraction of what it owed (after the reparation total being slashed because Germany kept crying about its plight) and setting its economy on fire and starting an economic crisis with moronic passive resistance. 1871 crippled French steel and coal production, and Versailles didn't improve that much because Germany flooded every mine it could and stole every factory (blowing up whatever was bolted too solidly).

              This.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Alsace and Lorraine, rightful french clay stolen, with an attempted genocide of its population to boot through forced deportation and replacement
                Before Napoleon it was part of the HRE, it's people spoke german and even in your pic the plaza is named after a german.
                They spoke french because german was outlawed by paris (like all other minority languages in france).
                Large numbers of settlers where encouraged to settle there like in a colony.
                France and the french in general behave in the worst way possible and then pretend to be victims of getting punished.

                If germans where realy that bad you would've gotten the poland treatment during ww2. Also you shouldn't pretend that you aren't dependant on them in everything

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Alsace and Lorraine, rightful french clay stolen,
                Holy seethe, that doesn't even make any sense.
                The duchies of upper and lower Lorraine were part of East Francia after the end of Lothringia with it's rulers being appointed by the holy roman emperors.
                Alsace and Lorraine only fell to the french crown in 1766, following the war of the polish succession in 1735.

                Germany and France should be unified again.
                No more brother conflicts.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                At the current state that would cause an insane chimpout from the french. And as the french are 75% nafris or colonials at this point europe would burn down. And without germany (and german companies like ziess) everything would just grind down,

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Never gonna happen.
                You've seen the "discussions" in this thread, there is too much inane shitflinging for that.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Alsace and Lorraine, rightful french clay stolen,
                Holy seethe, that doesn't even make any sense.
                The duchies of upper and lower Lorraine were part of East Francia after the end of Lothringia with it's rulers being appointed by the holy roman emperors.
                Alsace and Lorraine only fell to the french crown in 1766, following the war of the polish succession in 1735.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yadda yadda
                Strasbourg is the literal birthplace of the Marseillaise.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one cares how many "o"s you shove into it, everyone knows why it's called Strassburg.
                moron

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >literally not an argument
                By that logic paris would be rightful kraut clay if they composed a song there during the 40s.
                Maybe

                Germans are le evil, that's why everything they do is the worst crimes against poor france while everything france does is out of pure intentions and to secure a better future for everyone.

                Talking to francophones is useless. Not to mention that france was the cause for pretty much every big european war eccept the 30 years war. Even ww1 only got as bad as it did because of muh revanchism. Without france sperging out after ww1 and basicaly demanding the abolishment of the german state (cooler heads prevailed in the post war "negotiations") ww2 could have been avoided. Versailles was a big help to hitler

                was right and all the
                >versailles was a soft treaty
                >perfidious germony
                posters are just salty morons with a personal grudge. What next did some jerry drive over your pet or frick your crush?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Alsace and Lorraine, rightful french clay stolen
                before or after 1766, Mamadou?
                >attempted genocide of its population to boot through forced deportation and replacement
                France did all of that in Elsass and their attempt in the complete destruction of the Palatinate in the 9yr war. A war you started while all the main forces were busy with the Turks in Vienna. "Turn the Palatinate into a desert!" was literally your battle cry for it. I have no clue why Hitler had such a hard on for russians; you deserved their treatment the most if everything would be equal.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ach zo Adolf Mehmet is very angry tonight. Now you're getting buttraped by the same turks but I guess it's the fault of France too, not of your stupid alliances.
                Better luck next time kraut. Remember: third time's the charm.
                btw Adolf hated the french more than anybody else, even israelites. In mein kampf he describes the israelites as a simple nuisance but the french as mortal enemies. Himmler wanted to genocide the whole region of Bourgogne in order to repopulate it with pure aryans of which he was a great representative as everybody knows KEK.
                Anyway the only reason you are able to be that important as of today is because of french self-hating traitors that let you destroy everything great France has ever done during the 6 last decades.
                Get ACK'd.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                not him but its france thats getting ack'd atm

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Anyway the only reason you are able to be that important as of today is because of french self-hating traitors that let you destroy everything great France has ever done during the 6 last decades.
                But the only thing france did since the 60s was to try and keep its crumblig, disfunctional "empire" together while attempting to turn the EU into an extension of it's will.
                And even before that germany absolutly mogged france in the "good things invented/researched for the betterment of all humanity" department

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >This is what germs actually believe
                Ariane and Airbus are enough to prove you wrong.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Come back when you're one of the top 5 economies.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Germany won't be top 5 in a few years.

                >Ariane
                Completely unable to compete with SpaceX due to incompetent leadership (french)

                yeah due to germs being germs and wanting to repatriate everything at home.
                The french wanted to do reusable for Ariane 6, but it is the germans who did not want something "too complicated" and to keep Ariane 6 "simple" aka old and outdated. Then they said it wasn't german enough and demanded the repatriation of most of the industrial base in Germany. Thanks to them Ariane 6 lost 3 years and now Europe has no heavy launcher since Ariane 5 is no more. Meanwhile Merkel and Scholz push for the german newspace, of course, paid for with ESA money of course.
                So now some ESA projects like Callisto which is supposed to pave the way to Ariane Next, reusable, are contending against private german rocket projects.
                The ESA has been successfully hijacked by germans.
                France had been holding the whole ESA by itself for 30 years before that. And germans hate that. This is the sad truth.

                Half of the company is german or located in germany anyways, if wikipedia is correct

                Yeah.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The board of Ariane Group (all french) thought they could pull a Boeing and fire a whole bunch of their engineers back in 2018 which fricked them beyond repair for decades probably.

                https://www.spiegel.de/wissenschaft/technik/alain-charmeau-die-amerikaner-wollen-europa-aus-dem-weltraum-kicken-a-1207322.html
                ^ some delicious french seethe at the americans for simply being better lmao

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ariane
                Completely unable to compete with SpaceX due to incompetent leadership (french)

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Half of the company is german or located in germany anyways, if wikipedia is correct

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because Ariane was really just a front for maintaining ICBM motor institutional knowledge, that's why they're hard on for solids. Reusable rockets could be used for ICBM first stages but they're really not fit for purpose. A reusable rocket means liquid, usually cryogenic propellants, which aren't storeable like solids.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                frenchoids really lack any self awarness calling others Mehmet while their country is (again) burning because of a bunch of dindus lel.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, Germany ruined Europe and behaved like an butthole, it had to pay. The Treaty of Versailles was sabotaged by the Anglo-Saxons, that's a fact.

          Les franc-tireur did do some really stupid shit that got (merited) german (over) reaction.
          And would shape german thinking on military-civilian relations during an occupation for the worst.

          And do you have the same opinion on the franc-tireurs of the Peninsular War or the American Revolution?
          The culture of corporal punishment of the Prussian army and the attitude of the Germans during the genocide of the hereros, the Boxer war, the war of 1870, WW1 and WW2 rather leaves me thinking that Germany was a more "cruel" country than the average European country. If not the first.

          >being too moronic to know when to give up is good
          w e w Fr*g

          >fighting to the end is le bad
          >surrender is le bad
          OK

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >fighting to the end is le bad
            Yes, pissing your life away for literally no change in outcome is moronic. But I guess it meant less Fr*nchmen in the end so maybe they just a brief moment of altruism.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >t. Cur

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I guess you never made a french surrender joke in your life then

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No, Germany ruined Europe and behaved like an butthole, it had to pay
            Ah yes, the crime of getting war declared on for something happening to an ally.
            WW1 didn't have to happen, the french could have just not decided to make a local conflict in eastern europe into the war it became. Remember, without france chimping out there is no need to go through belgium and england doesn't get involved either.
            WW! is everyones fault, not just germanys.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >without france chimping out there is no need to go through belgium and england doesn't get involved either.
              If Germany mobilised it HAD to swing west and smash the French through Belgium in a lighning campaign then swing east and meet the Russians otherwise they would be crushed. And Germany had to mobilise because Russia mobilised.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mmmmmh
              >July 28: Supported by Germany, Austria-Hungary declares a “preventive” war on Serbia.
              >July 29: apart from the consultation provided for by the Franco-Russian military agreements, Russia declares partial mobilization against Austria-Hungary.
              >July 31: German ultimatum to France.
              >August 2: General mobilization in France. The German army invades the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg.
              >August 3: Germany declares war on France.
              >August 4: the German army invades Belgium to bypass the French army.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Germany begged AH not to declare war on Serbia. They were loyal to their ally. If anything blame the Russians and Serbs for being subhuman

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >July 31: German ultimatum to France.
                I love this one. The French had to let Germany occupate the fortresses of Toul and fricking Verdun to prove they didn't want war, basically opening the way to Paris through the east. Meanwhile the marching orders were already sent and the timetables couldn't be changed. Extremely subtle.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >WW1 didn't have to happen, the french could have just not decided to make a local conflict in eastern europe into the war it became.
              How could France have done, the country was just being invaded. How to react accordingly? By making a guard of honor to the Eiffel Tower to the German army and saying "Take all the resources you need for the war against Serbia and Russia, the Germans deserve to dominate the world"?

              >attitude of the Germans during the genocide of the hereros, the Boxer war, the war of 1870, WW1 and WW2
              You're so full of shit that this has to be bait, but i'll bite:
              >herero
              Colonial wars always where deadly, the herero aren't the only ones getting massacred. Check what the brits, french, belgians, etc. got up to.
              >Boxer War
              Literally every western nation (and japan) participated and behaved the fricking same
              >1870
              Napoleon was no saint and that's what people measured against. France reaped what it sowed
              >WW1
              Escalation happened on both sides, but as the entende never got into germany they got less opportunities to ape out
              >WW2
              Here you might have a point if stalin didn't exist. You have to differentiate between the eastern front and western occupation.

              Now kys

              >herero
              It was literally a genocide and when France and the UK did just a tenth of that, opinion in mainland was pissed and the culprits punished. Not Belgium, it was the king's private property and that's where it went wrong.
              >Boxer War
              Hun_speech.jpeg
              >1870
              Napoleon reaped what he sowed, he was captured, the regime fell and instead of having a friendly democracy as a neighbor Bismark decided to make a mortal enemy of France forever.
              >WW1
              The central empires went into full autism war against everyone and massacred the peoples with whom they had a bad feeling (Serbia, Armenia, Anatolian Greece). Not to mention the looting.
              >WW2
              Are you trolling?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Blaming Germany for killing Serbs, Armenians and Anatolian Greeks

                Lmao

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The central empires went into full autism war against everyone and massacred the peoples with whom they had a bad feeling (Serbia, Armenia, Anatolian Greece). Not to mention the looting.
                I can tell you're British because only they have such a moronic view of history

                I wrote "Central Empires" and they actually caused the deaths of millions of civilians across Europe, Asia and the seas. But if you have sight problems or you can't read English I can't do anything for you.

                what is this meme even supposed to apply to?
                Germany only really wanted to declare war on Serbia, France and Belgium

                >Germany only really wanted to declare war on Serbia, France and Belgium
                Oh my bad

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The central empires went into full autism war against everyone and massacred the peoples with whom they had a bad feeling (Serbia, Armenia, Anatolian Greece). Not to mention the looting.
                I can tell you're British because only they have such a moronic view of history

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                what is this meme even supposed to apply to?
                Germany only really wanted to declare war on Serbia, France and Belgium

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What do you mean you won’t just let me declare war on your allies? Why are you attacking me after saying you’ll attack me?
                Kaiser Wilhelm II was easily one of the dumbest geopolitical leaders of the 20th century. It’s hard to find someone who had such a terrible understanding of geopolitics as that German with one noodle arm.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even though he screwed things up in about the worst way possible, I kind of appreciate his frankness with the other leaders and sticking to his alliance. De Gaul on the other hand was a massive pussy who didn’t even know about Overlord until the very last minute and then got to “liberate” Paris. Fricking gay frogs

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >attitude of the Germans during the genocide of the hereros, the Boxer war, the war of 1870, WW1 and WW2
            You're so full of shit that this has to be bait, but i'll bite:
            >herero
            Colonial wars always where deadly, the herero aren't the only ones getting massacred. Check what the brits, french, belgians, etc. got up to.
            >Boxer War
            Literally every western nation (and japan) participated and behaved the fricking same
            >1870
            Napoleon was no saint and that's what people measured against. France reaped what it sowed
            >WW1
            Escalation happened on both sides, but as the entende never got into germany they got less opportunities to ape out
            >WW2
            Here you might have a point if stalin didn't exist. You have to differentiate between the eastern front and western occupation.

            Now kys

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Les franc-tireur did do some really stupid shit that got (merited) german (over) reaction.
        And would shape german thinking on military-civilian relations during an occupation for the worst.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >being too moronic to know when to give up is good
        w e w Fr*g

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wish it was a bit more humiliating honestly. After your centuries of eastward expansion you finally faced a nation on equal footing and not some german micro states. Paying the Swedes to prolong the 30yr war and turning the Palatinate into a desert after you retreated shouldve been repayed equally by turning Paris into a parking space

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even the French navy, with hundreds of ships, failed to blockade German ports.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was the Chassepot the first really modern rifle?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    railroads. double railroads actually

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How the frick did France get BTFOd so hard by the Prussians
    Blitzkrieg works better in France due to the existing infrastructure and proximity.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn’t the Germans use meth too? I can see how that would help fore muzzle loaders faster

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Franco-Prussian War
        >muzzle loaders
        Go back, moron.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Prussians had the power of the hyperborean race soul on their side

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >great great great grandfather was a landser in this war, his son a deaths head hussar, and even a literal storm trooper after
      >2023, only male descendant with the last name is a frumpy transsexual

      LOL

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It happens. Only one family bloodline in the world is going to be the last one. Everyone else's must end eventually.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Krupp canons
    Railways
    Better trained army
    Better generals

    The war was over on the 2nd of sept btw, it really only lasted one month, not 6

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was a mix of causes
    The Prussians and other germans manageged to mobilize faster so at the start of the war they had more men at the front.
    They managed to concentrate their troops more
    They had better plans and better trained officers
    Better arty and logistics has already been mentioned
    But one of the key issues is that the Germans for their glut of princes under arms and bismarck coming as an honorary major, left the campaign to the professional (also noble) officer core. While napoleon III was more hands on

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How the frick did France get BTFOd so hard by the Prussians (and the German Federation) in 1870?
    Napoleon the III was not willing to have his men die. This is the real answer. Both sides had good small arms and training, the Gremans had longer range artillery but what ended it fast was the fact that Napoleon III was not willing to throw his own men into death like his famous namesake who bled France dry, He's one of my favourite people in history for that reason. On a side note, did you know his son died in the British Zulu wars ?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was genuinely a good guy. Really believed in improving the lot of the workers and you can't understate his role in the creation of an Italian state.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The French were antivaxxers and lost upwards of 23.000 soldiers to smallpox.
    Germany lost 297.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    france under Nappy III was a shitshow

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      More than under the Restauration, IIe, IIIe and IVth republics?

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    France was baited into declaring a war it was not ready for, contrary to Prussia. Prussia mobilized way faster and had better logistics. Also they probably didn't expect Prussia to unite the whole Germany and reverse the balance of power.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The biggest failure is that they were completely without allies.
      Britain/Hanover and Austria had lost against Prussia in 1866 but neither were willing to ally with France.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Britain probably didn't expect such a steamroll. The French army was supposed to be the best in the world at that time. If both France and Prussia could weaken each other, that would be a good thing.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Britain was cool with Prussia kerb-stomping their traditional enemy and imperial rival. It took a while before they realised this meant a major shift in the continental balance of power.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Germans had a better mobilization plan. Their total forces were twice as large as the French and were able to move faster. Because of this they were able to slowly maneuver all of the French armies into Sneedan and were then able to capture them, including Napoleon III, who was leading them. This collapsed the government and therefore French resistance.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    France was stagnant and corrupt in comparison to Germany. The military leadership was stagnant and learned the wrong lessons from their wars against Austria. Napoleon III was exhausted and unable to reform the French artillery. The Germans weren't perfect however, a few too many suicidal frontal bayonet charges against defending French infantry.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >G*rmanigs are posting
    Disgusting!

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >As a result, Napoleon demanded from Prussia a return to the French borders of 1814, with the annexation of Luxembourg, most of Saarland, and the Bavarian Palatinate.
    lol, what were the french thinking
    I know he was pressured by his parliament to demand that, so the ultimate blame lies on most french people

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thread succefully derailed!

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The P*ussian menace is the reason for all of the wests current problems.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >French invent and use the first proper rapid fire weapon
    >it sucks

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    the North German Federation was the legal successor state to the German Confederation, which itself was the legal successor to the HRE (leaving out the status of the Confederation of the Rhine).

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Listen to me carefully. There was no such place as Germany or any participant in the Franco Prussian war called Germany. The state called Germany did not exist Do you understand?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks for your efforts anon
        it's time for WE WUZ GERMANS to end

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is far better to think of the place that was called Germany after 1871 as the Prussian empire. Many German speaking states had little in common with Prussian culture, society or religion. By the time ww2 was over the Prussian empire had completely destroyed these German states and their peoples. The Prussian empire was a disaster for Europe and the world, particularly its creation of Marxism as a subversion tool growing from its practise of playing on social divisions to undermine German states that Prussian subsequently annexed and its virulent anti-Catholicism and militarism. A disaster for the other German speaking states, Europe and the world. It was Prussia that fatally wounded Austria, which was Prussians great rival and an infinitely better place and people than the Prussians.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read up on Metternich and how Austria was never interested in a unified Germany. They wanted their status quo with the balkan apes, which cost them their empire. Germans woulve been infinitely more times more stable and loyal towards Austria but they had no interest; dont blame Prussians for taking the initiative

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Are you claiming there is no link whatsoever between Prussia and the German Reich? That the Prussian aristocracy didn't dominate Germany after its creation? The same policies? And some of the post you link mention Prussia or are just talking other countries ffs.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So nobody is going to mention Dreyfus ...

    Even Zemmour came out and admitted that he was passing all the military intelligence to germany.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dreyfus was 12 years when the war started.
      /pol/s absolute cluelessness while being smugly confident never ceases to amaze me.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Listen to me carefully. There was no such place as Germany or any participant in the Franco Prussian war called Germany. The state called Germany did not exist Do you understand?

    Taht is factually wrong, Even if you go full nitpicking mode and cling to legalities: The War ended on January 28th 1871, the emperor of the second reich was proclaimed on January 18th 1871. The First constitution was dated January 1st 1871.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The German Empire was just an expanded version of the North German Confederation.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That has shot all to do with anything. The point is that it was Germany.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The point is that the North German Confederation already was Germany as was the German Confederation before that.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody has mentioned Kriegsspiel

    Prussians won by the power of /tg/ autism.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how the frick did france get BTFO
    shaky political and military leadership, ineffecient and undertrained artillery, and a volatile political landscape.
    HOWEVER, some of those major german victories were dragged out not by overwhelming tactical superiority but by the germans being willing to ram their fricking head into things and die in droves to do it.
    > Example: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Mars-la-Tour#Von_Bredow's_Death_Ride
    >To protect the German position, Alvensleben sent his chief of staff, Colonel von Voigts Rhetz, to Bredow with orders to silence Canrobert's batteries along the Roman road.
    >Noting that "it will cost what it will", Bredow took care to organize the brigade, consisting of the 7th Cuirassiers, 13th Dragoons and 16th Uhlans.[55][56] The 13th Dragoons did not participate in the charge, having been detached earlier in the battle. In what would become known as "Von Bredow's Death Ride", the cavalrymen rode out from Prussian lines at 1400, Bredow using the depression north of Vionville and gun smoke to mask movements from French observers until the very last moment.[57] Erupting into view some 1,000 meters from the French lines, the Prussian cavalry charged in line into and through two French gun lines, killing French gunners and scattering Canrobert's soldiers in all directions.[57] Two brigades of Forton's French cavalry division, some 3,100 men, attempted to counter-charge into Bredow's flank and rear but were partially dispersed by Canrobert's infantry, who shot down any cavalry they could see without discrimination.[58] Bredow's brigade managed to extricate itself and withdrew to its own lines by 1500. The French cavalry did not pursue.[59] Of the 800 horsemen who had started out, only 420 returned.[56]

    Other examples are german troops assaulting the french-occupied heights at Spicherin and being shredded by Chassepot rifles, despite eventually driving the french off of them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >germans being willing to ram their fricking head into things and die in droves to do it
      Very big and important point, that was kind of the attitude of the germans for quite some time and was still relevant during WW1 with them drawing the conclusion that the british lacked that will during the boer war.
      >The British infantry’s failure was not attributed to an impenetrable Boer defense but to the piecemeal commitment of troops. Lack of success at the outset had forced the British to adopt greater extension in the attack.
      >The Germans thought this unwise. They looked at the small losses incurred by the British infantry--Magersfontein, 9 per cent; Colenso, 5½ per cent; and Stormberg 3½ per cent compared them with their own losses in the Franco-Prussian War, and concluded that the British could have succeeded, if only they had been more committed.
      >In general this German attitude gained credence in the Russo-Japanese War of 1904-1905. In this first war between great powers since the Franco-Prussian War, all the modern weapons of war were employed: machine guns, hand grenades, smokeless powder, magazine rifles, and quick-firing artillery. And, since the Japanese followed the German tactical school’s preachings, there was great interest in the out come.
      Background of a Stalemate: A Study of the Development of Tactics and Weapons prior to World War I by Joseph Coleman Arnold

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute chads.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Germans then proceeded to inflict the most humiliating defeat in European history on the French
    Not really. I would probably give that to when Napoleon defeated Prussia in two months after Prussian officers demanded the king declare war on France by literally throwing their swords at the king’s feet.

    Either way France wasn’t prepared for war, its army took too long to mobilize and it lost the demographic conflict about 80 years earlier. Even had they mobilized they still would have lost just in a longer, bloodier war which would leave France even weaker.

    Also Napoleon III was a product of adultery and genetic tests show that he’s unrelated to Napoleon the competent.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's purely logistics

    French mobiks at to report to their hometown local barrack to get mobilised while prussians got mobilised anywhere, and yes the prussian trains led to the front much faster than french trains having to cross the entirety of France

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was this the first war captured on cameras?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but no, it depends on what you mean. The Mexican-American war was the first time pictures were made during one. The Crimean war and American civil war followed also had substantial amounts of pictures taken.
      The Franco-Prussian war might be the first war with pictures taken during combat with at least some claims that pic related was the first instance of one.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Wut. The German Kingdom has been ratified since the Treaty of Verdun in 843, and then once more after the kingship passed from Frankish kings to the Saxon Ottonian dynasty in 919, which would eventually form the core of the HRE, whose ruler has always taken the title of "Ruler of the German Nation". Germany as a landmass and nation has been a thing for almost a thousand years before the Franco Prussian war.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Germany has a habit of exploding back into all the little Germanies, at least in pre-modern times. But they were united by the end of the Franco-Prussian War.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anti-germans always try to somehow argue that germany is a fake state with no history or real legitimacy.

      Or other stupid shit. Like for example when the french try to claim karl the great (or charlemagne as they call him, despite him calling himself karl) or ignoring that their country is named after the tribe that conquered them.
      Also probably coping about germany having a gdp twice as high as them

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        charlemagne is a way better name than carol

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's what he called himself and it's what his subjects called him. His capitol also isn't in france.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            well it would've been france if primogeniture was invented yet

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well this turned into krautaboo central remarkably quick. Oh well.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this entire thread
    So is this a cope thread because france is going through riots again?
    Riots that are caused by people from frances ex-colonies?
    Riots that don't happen in germany and as the french only think of 3 things (smokes, baguette and krauts) they must shitpost about their twice as successfull neighbor?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What on earth makes you think that this thread was created by french people?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, the people in the thread are coping. The OP is just bait or a genuine question, who cares.
        My point is, the op was already answerd in the first 3 posts, but then some anons turned into a whining-about-le-evil-allemondes-thread.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actually, Anon, the whining started with krauts going into dindu nuffin mode about everything from the treaty of Frankfurt to WW fricking II and this has been going on for the past few days. But I am glad other people get to experience the classic German response of going into full spergery and denial anytime an iota of criticism is directed their way.
          Anyway, you've been spewing your chauvinism for days itt and you're probably going to have a busy weekend if this thread stays up so I'll leave you to it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, the people in the thread are coping. The OP is just bait or a genuine question, who cares.
      My point is, the op was already answerd in the first 3 posts, but then some anons turned into a whining-about-le-evil-allemondes-thread.

      Yeah anon everything is French

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