Those guys work part time--all they do is hike off trail routes to summits. The dicks in the SUVs aren't the same group that work the back country and you almost never the blokes in the back country.
Forest rangers are awesome. Park rangers can get poison oak and stand on a fire ant hill.
Forest rangers are insufferable doushbags who don't leave the trailheads or parking lots and pretend to give a shit about the environment while endlessly voting and shilling for the democrat logging cartels that run the west coast timber industry.
Lol you're a domesticated animal. Literally cattle.
>m-make sure you follow the r-rules, okay...? Please?
Frick you homosexual, why the frick would you get away from civilization just to follow the rules anyway
We could have a go at it, sounds like fun. Isn't that the point of getting away from civilization? To live more freely and naturally without all the bullshit rules/laws, made for the masses, not the individuals?
No need for us to kill each other though, but if you wanna, then it might be cool.
This here homie does have a point. Literally the only reason men to out is to be further away from this bullshit system
https://i.imgur.com/DIVaRRG.jpg
Ashamed my brother became one of these clowns
As for OP, I get you. If you get money from something that you love you'll soon spoil your fun and it'll become another task. Never ever mix business and pleasure, or else you'll destroy that which you love most.
It's homosexuals like you that are going to frick this planet into a god damn coma. Our influence has already fricked up the natural order of things some places to the point that we have to pick up the slack for it ourselves (which would probably be the only kind of "wilderness" your "individualistic" ass ever goes to). If you don't have a basic understanding of why certain areas require management you belong in a fricking 20 heads per square meter density commieblock to rot with the other city dwelling, air-headed c**ts that see the outdoors as an escape from their adult responsibilities and paint themselves as an individualistic ubermensch when all they are is a weeping sack of self-pitying shit. Do the world a favor, go to real wilderness for a change and get mauled by a fricking bear, and wear a GPS tracker so your brother doesn't spend too much of his time looking for your bones.
>one of these clowns
Aren't they kinda like police over there?
Here they just maintain parks etc.
If they catch you doing something naughty here, the most they can do is ask your name to send out some fine or something, and when you refuse. they've got nothing.
Basically the worst they can do is tell you off, which happens basically never. Apart from one time I was at a paid campground and just didn't pay - frick it, that's what taxes are for.
They have kind of the same power as police but they don't usually use it except to power trip on random people.
People mostly hate them because of the moronic rules they implement. Like how my favorite swimming lake you can get a 200$ if you don't wear a life jacket because some moron jumped head first and drowned after hitting a rock 15 years ago.
These aren't the same dudes as park rangers and they aren't writing a warrant they're basically taking advantage of a precedents that entering DNR land gives them consent to search with much less clause.
Perfect job. I'd do it if my wife wasn't stuck in our current city. Instead I'm a state park ranger. I'm outdoors most of the day and they provide my housing, maintenance, housing supplies, and appliances. Really is a great job, but I'd rather be a forest ranger.
I hate those Black folk so much, bros, I really do.
>fishing late at night comfy with qt girl >about to start getting touchy and give her a kiss >dirty fricking Black person homosexual comes from behind us and flashes his really bright lights on us >cant see shit and blinds me for a sec or two >asks for out fishing license >show him our license >Black person walks away >ruined the whole mood >I just drive her back home and thats it
I’m proud of him because he goes PrepHole more than his lazy, basement dwelling incel brother.
Forest rangers are awesome. Park rangers can get poison oak and stand on a fire ant hill.
What about rescue rangers?
Gadget is now a race traitor in the new movie so the Rescue Rangers are dead to me.
Those guys work part time--all they do is hike off trail routes to summits. The dicks in the SUVs aren't the same group that work the back country and you almost never the blokes in the back country.
It does suck that he has such a loser in the family.
Your whole family is ashamed of you being such a moron.
Ask me how I know you're a fat female.
Forest rangers are insufferable doushbags who don't leave the trailheads or parking lots and pretend to give a shit about the environment while endlessly voting and shilling for the democrat logging cartels that run the west coast timber industry.
I agree, they are clowns
They are pretty useless, at least in my experience. But they do actually go outside more than the majority of this board.
He's outside working.
You're inside complaining.
Get new material.
You're a boring little bird with 5 functioning brain cells and the same 7 lines.
Many such cases.
Without government, who would build them?
Have you never heard of a turnpike or toll road? Logging, oil, and gas companies develop a lot of roads out here, too.
You're the homosexual b***h too stupid to follow rules and get a badass PrepHole job.
Stay inside, Indoor homosexual cat
Does being a pi in a rural town count as a PrepHole job?
No
Then why are you posting?
Lol you're a domesticated animal. Literally cattle.
>m-make sure you follow the r-rules, okay...? Please?
Frick you homosexual, why the frick would you get away from civilization just to follow the rules anyway
So you would be fine with it if I just shot you in the face if we passed eachother on the trail
We could have a go at it, sounds like fun. Isn't that the point of getting away from civilization? To live more freely and naturally without all the bullshit rules/laws, made for the masses, not the individuals?
No need for us to kill each other though, but if you wanna, then it might be cool.
This here homie does have a point. Literally the only reason men to out is to be further away from this bullshit system
As for OP, I get you. If you get money from something that you love you'll soon spoil your fun and it'll become another task. Never ever mix business and pleasure, or else you'll destroy that which you love most.
* for men to out
I’m a wildlife biologist. I still enjoy PrepHole even when I get paid to be there. I’ve been doing it for a decade now. Shits cash yo.
You sound like an absolute tool. Looks like the initial reactions to your post were spot on.
That's not OP
It's homosexuals like you that are going to frick this planet into a god damn coma. Our influence has already fricked up the natural order of things some places to the point that we have to pick up the slack for it ourselves (which would probably be the only kind of "wilderness" your "individualistic" ass ever goes to). If you don't have a basic understanding of why certain areas require management you belong in a fricking 20 heads per square meter density commieblock to rot with the other city dwelling, air-headed c**ts that see the outdoors as an escape from their adult responsibilities and paint themselves as an individualistic ubermensch when all they are is a weeping sack of self-pitying shit. Do the world a favor, go to real wilderness for a change and get mauled by a fricking bear, and wear a GPS tracker so your brother doesn't spend too much of his time looking for your bones.
This post is garbage, tree jannies have no legal obligation to protect you from bears and bears are consistently more bro-tier than LEOs.
You're a homosexual, op. You probably just throw your garbage out your window.
Frick yeah he's getting that sweet musky ranger pussy on the job too.
>sweet musky ranger pussy
mmm
>one of these clowns
Aren't they kinda like police over there?
Here they just maintain parks etc.
If they catch you doing something naughty here, the most they can do is ask your name to send out some fine or something, and when you refuse. they've got nothing.
Basically the worst they can do is tell you off, which happens basically never. Apart from one time I was at a paid campground and just didn't pay - frick it, that's what taxes are for.
They have kind of the same power as police but they don't usually use it except to power trip on random people.
People mostly hate them because of the moronic rules they implement. Like how my favorite swimming lake you can get a 200$ if you don't wear a life jacket because some moron jumped head first and drowned after hitting a rock 15 years ago.
In my area, the DNR are LEO, but they can write their own warrants. So they technically have MORE power than local cops.
These aren't the same dudes as park rangers and they aren't writing a warrant they're basically taking advantage of a precedents that entering DNR land gives them consent to search with much less clause.
Forest jannies do it for (nearly) free.
I wanna be one i can close the park and hunt mexicans
kys
Lmao go back to Mexico you lazy beaner. Just a reminder we caught Santa Anna in a dress.
They're pretty cool over here. Pic rel is of a Sierra NF officer helping out Madera SO during the big winter storms.
He gets paid to go out meanwhile you pay to go out.
You’ve got to take what you can get in clown world. There’s no shame in it imo.
Perfect job. I'd do it if my wife wasn't stuck in our current city. Instead I'm a state park ranger. I'm outdoors most of the day and they provide my housing, maintenance, housing supplies, and appliances. Really is a great job, but I'd rather be a forest ranger.
I hate those Black folk so much, bros, I really do.
>fishing late at night comfy with qt girl
>about to start getting touchy and give her a kiss
>dirty fricking Black person homosexual comes from behind us and flashes his really bright lights on us
>cant see shit and blinds me for a sec or two
>asks for out fishing license
>show him our license
>Black person walks away
>ruined the whole mood
>I just drive her back home and thats it
>gets buttblasted over someone doing their job and by doing so essentially keeping anon's hobby alive
You know this pervy queer was just sitting there waiting for the perfect time to walk out and frick everything up
>oi u got a loisence for that carp m8?
This homosexual isn't keeping fishing alive, fishermen do
>Fisherman do jack shit but take
>I’m a hero!
Kek
Im ashamed they dont get paid enough.