Unless it's a hard piece of armor you can only trip on it as much as you can a pair of jeans in which case, you're real fricking clumsy for that to trip you up.
Would it really be as useful as we fantasize it to be?
You’re still going to make noise and produce odor. You’re also still physically interacting with your environment so you’ll produce an imprint on carpet or mud and wherever.
You break into a house, you might trigger an alarm, inhabitants now have theirs ears peeled for noise, dogs can still smell you, and lord help you if you knock anything down around you.
Depending on how effective the actual cloaking is, I'm imagine it's decent for fricking with regular people, but it wouldn't turn you into a master spy or phantom thief overnight. Any place that has thermal sensors or pressure sensors would still detect you.
If you’re breaking into an area with security cameras it’d still be useful in that they can no longer get any identifiable visual information on you, except maybe your general foot size if you walk over a carpet. Also if we’re assuming it’s a full body suit it’s probably be pretty helpful in that it’ll stop you from leaving much of any DNA behind.
>Would it really be as useful as we fantasize it to be?
Yes? Or at least in MY fantasies, where it'd take the place of a typical camo and that's it. Innawoods from 100+yd it'd be an incredible advantage and be a single thing that would work all year round in all environments. Obviously your gun and anything you're carrying would still be an issue, but those are smaller aren't bending around in the same way and are easier to do serious conventional camo on. And being able in the worst case to just abandon them and be fully cloaked would still be massive. You'd have 3D options too which are normally moronic, like if you climb up into a bunch of trees and are just standing there or sitting amongst branches that's obvious from forever away, but if you're cloaked suddenly anyone searching on the ground has to consider every single large tree in the woods as well. For hunting it'd be OP as frick.
Like any tool you could use it in a moronic way and get busted immediately of course, but that doesn't mean it wouldn't be a powerful tool, albeit a specialized one.
Probably frick around with corporate espionage a bit. Given six months of highly prescient tips to my bosses, I imagine I could get a high paid job doing 'client engagement' where I'd have a free pass to travel wherever I liked as long as I kept on knowing what our competitors were doing.
>Find cloaking suit >Walk into Putin's bunker >Skin him >I am the President now, pidor >Eat caviar and frick Russian prostitutes >Get AIDS and kill myself by pressing the button
Disappear for one year, spy on DC politicians, and release all compiled findings anonymously. Watch the United States and the rest of the world burn afterwards.
I'd go to places I couldn't go to otherwise. Area51, Kim Jong Un's personal residence, the White House.
You can probably make a lot of money by stealing stuff, but you have to be extra careful about security cameras. Imagine people seeing their Computer flying away on its own.
Finally hide in the girls' showers and touch my invisible pee-pee while watching the cheerleaders and field hockey players shower. >t. designer of the suit stating his inspiration
I'd probably travel around the world, just put the cloaking suit on, make your way into a plane going were I want to, airport security is pretty easy to avoid while you dont pump into anybody
I’m going to the titty bar and skipping the cover
Then I’m just going to sit right up front on pervert row for hours and lean in on some poor suckers view for $0. When I’m finally ready to go, I’ll wait until the guy next to me has finally blown his financial wad and when he stands up with a broken wallet and half chub to leave, I’ll smack the soul out of that dancer’s ass and bounce.
Sneak into parliament, steal important looking papers, spy on girls, frick with people, probably assassinate people i don't like... just generally go places i can't normally, i suppose, just cause general mischief.
Literally just frick with people in harmless ways. >walk into random house >take all their forks, but no other silverware >tilt all their pictures 25 degrees to the left >sprinkle photos of Gary Busey through the whole place >remove all the shoelaces from their shoes
or something like >hang near cafes >once some one sets their coffee down just move it like 3 inches away >whisper some shit like
"coffee ghost oOoOOo" >move it again
Steal some redditor's poor financial decisions, I always did want some quad nods
Probably also commit some other kinds of burglary, probably also a little trolling, idk
Figure out the specifics of its capabilities. How good is it, how well does it cover, what spectrums does it work in, can you put gear in it or can it cloak equipment, so on and so forth. Only then can the shenanigans begin. It won't be useful to use it for whatever around buildings with security cameras if the cloak only works in visible light and the security camera uses 900nm IR lights. You'd glow on security camera like a fricking CIA agent.
I always wondered does sci fi cloaking tech only make you invisible to the visible spectrum? Wouldn't you still show up in the infrared? which means you would still trip things like motion trackers and lasers, you'd probably show up on most security cameras, really it's only use is being invisible to the human eye and very few well guarded targets are relying on simply the mark 1 eyeball.
I'd do Fortnite dances behind people, but cloak as they turn around to see what's happening behind them whilst having cameras film the entire thing.
I then return to my volcano lair and laugh maniacally as I use my YouTube bucks to fund a giant space laser so that I can carry out my real plan of engraving Dick Butt onto the moon.
no, you must write the n word on the moon.
billions will seethe with nothing to do about it. Every night the world will see the big "Black person" in the sky.
Lose it when it cloaks itself
I'm sure one of these days you'll trip over it and smash your head on a table.
I already did it without a cloaking suit
Unless it's a hard piece of armor you can only trip on it as much as you can a pair of jeans in which case, you're real fricking clumsy for that to trip you up.
If it's a full body suit it's a bit bigger than pants. People trip over loose materials all the time when they can't see them.
panty raid
RAPE
Would it really be as useful as we fantasize it to be?
You’re still going to make noise and produce odor. You’re also still physically interacting with your environment so you’ll produce an imprint on carpet or mud and wherever.
You break into a house, you might trigger an alarm, inhabitants now have theirs ears peeled for noise, dogs can still smell you, and lord help you if you knock anything down around you.
Depending on how effective the actual cloaking is, I'm imagine it's decent for fricking with regular people, but it wouldn't turn you into a master spy or phantom thief overnight. Any place that has thermal sensors or pressure sensors would still detect you.
Any cloaking device worth its salt cloaks also in infrared
you're saying it sheds heat exclusively in microwave?
If you’re breaking into an area with security cameras it’d still be useful in that they can no longer get any identifiable visual information on you, except maybe your general foot size if you walk over a carpet. Also if we’re assuming it’s a full body suit it’s probably be pretty helpful in that it’ll stop you from leaving much of any DNA behind.
>Would it really be as useful as we fantasize it to be?
Yes? Or at least in MY fantasies, where it'd take the place of a typical camo and that's it. Innawoods from 100+yd it'd be an incredible advantage and be a single thing that would work all year round in all environments. Obviously your gun and anything you're carrying would still be an issue, but those are smaller aren't bending around in the same way and are easier to do serious conventional camo on. And being able in the worst case to just abandon them and be fully cloaked would still be massive. You'd have 3D options too which are normally moronic, like if you climb up into a bunch of trees and are just standing there or sitting amongst branches that's obvious from forever away, but if you're cloaked suddenly anyone searching on the ground has to consider every single large tree in the woods as well. For hunting it'd be OP as frick.
Like any tool you could use it in a moronic way and get busted immediately of course, but that doesn't mean it wouldn't be a powerful tool, albeit a specialized one.
>be invisible
>fart
>shit
>mystify bystanders with your mysteriously appearing stinky poops and the disembodied wheezy laughter accompanying them
C'mon, science! Make this happen!
Yeah see you'd still be fricking invisible though. I don't think you're quite grasping that.
How are they going to prove it was me who was there dumb ass?
Sneak into a hospital and watch women give birth all day and then jack off all night
I pretend to be a ghost and use Scooby Doo schemes to gain wealth
Best post in the thread
Good second
Peeping in junior high girls locker room
rob bank
become a hitman
Go in the woods in northern canada
Get lots of cool pictures of wildlife
Sell to western glowies in exchange for citizenship and a job
t. Turdworlder
Return it to its owner.
Isn't it obvious? break into houses and rape children.
Probably frick around with corporate espionage a bit. Given six months of highly prescient tips to my bosses, I imagine I could get a high paid job doing 'client engagement' where I'd have a free pass to travel wherever I liked as long as I kept on knowing what our competitors were doing.
>gets the literal power of invisibility
>uses it to wagecuck
everyones got to make a living anon. or they do if they want to live in luxury and travel the world.
>Find cloaking suit
>Walk into Putin's bunker
>Skin him
>I am the President now, pidor
>Eat caviar and frick Russian prostitutes
>Get AIDS and kill myself by pressing the button
Go innawoods
Mess with cryptids
Make them fear the ghost-man
Unless it has a zipper, not much
I usually just prank the NCR cucks around the Dam with it and some stealth boys, try to pickpocket Col Moore's handgun
Go to concerts, nightclubs, sport events for free
There’s going to be a horror movie I’m going to want to recreate…and a few pornos.
Disappear for one year, spy on DC politicians, and release all compiled findings anonymously. Watch the United States and the rest of the world burn afterwards.
Wouldn't matter. We already saw that with Epstein.
Better to just kill them.
Go to the WEF meeting and kill everyone I can reach.
I'd go to places I couldn't go to otherwise. Area51, Kim Jong Un's personal residence, the White House.
You can probably make a lot of money by stealing stuff, but you have to be extra careful about security cameras. Imagine people seeing their Computer flying away on its own.
I'd take off the helmet randomly and pretend im a floating decapitated head
Are you my father?
>what do?
Finally get some peace and quiet.
Sneak in the office where my crush works and sniff her farts.
Finally hide in the girls' showers and touch my invisible pee-pee while watching the cheerleaders and field hockey players shower.
>t. designer of the suit stating his inspiration
I'd probably travel around the world, just put the cloaking suit on, make your way into a plane going were I want to, airport security is pretty easy to avoid while you dont pump into anybody
Bro, V1 is leaking blood near its visual processor
where do you stay on the plane Black person? wait for everyone to sit down and hope there's an unclaimed spot on the aisle?
yeah?
sniff cute girls butts
I’m going to the titty bar and skipping the cover
Then I’m just going to sit right up front on pervert row for hours and lean in on some poor suckers view for $0. When I’m finally ready to go, I’ll wait until the guy next to me has finally blown his financial wad and when he stands up with a broken wallet and half chub to leave, I’ll smack the soul out of that dancer’s ass and bounce.
Sneak into parliament, steal important looking papers, spy on girls, frick with people, probably assassinate people i don't like... just generally go places i can't normally, i suppose, just cause general mischief.
Literally just frick with people in harmless ways.
>walk into random house
>take all their forks, but no other silverware
>tilt all their pictures 25 degrees to the left
>sprinkle photos of Gary Busey through the whole place
>remove all the shoelaces from their shoes
or something like
>hang near cafes
>once some one sets their coffee down just move it like 3 inches away
>whisper some shit like
"coffee ghost oOoOOo"
>move it again
I will haunt their psyche for decades.
>>walk into random house
Take the deodorant sticks, empty them out, and replace with cream cheese.
You're welcome
Motherfricker, are you the one who made my forks disappear three months ago?
i would just be a petty thief. i have no other drive.
Steal some redditor's poor financial decisions, I always did want some quad nods
Probably also commit some other kinds of burglary, probably also a little trolling, idk
Become local cryptid and frick with people.
Sell shit to tourists.
Figure out the specifics of its capabilities. How good is it, how well does it cover, what spectrums does it work in, can you put gear in it or can it cloak equipment, so on and so forth. Only then can the shenanigans begin. It won't be useful to use it for whatever around buildings with security cameras if the cloak only works in visible light and the security camera uses 900nm IR lights. You'd glow on security camera like a fricking CIA agent.
Only then can the >what do? be answered.
I always wondered does sci fi cloaking tech only make you invisible to the visible spectrum? Wouldn't you still show up in the infrared? which means you would still trip things like motion trackers and lasers, you'd probably show up on most security cameras, really it's only use is being invisible to the human eye and very few well guarded targets are relying on simply the mark 1 eyeball.
I find all the secrets of hogwarts!
>yerrrr a Black person harry!
Go around and frick with people. Stay in people's houses, move shit, eventually just start throwing shit around, the full poltergeist experience.
I'd do Fortnite dances behind people, but cloak as they turn around to see what's happening behind them whilst having cameras film the entire thing.
I then return to my volcano lair and laugh maniacally as I use my YouTube bucks to fund a giant space laser so that I can carry out my real plan of engraving Dick Butt onto the moon.
no, you must write the n word on the moon.
billions will seethe with nothing to do about it. Every night the world will see the big "Black person" in the sky.