>1sg, 2nd plt >13 assigned, 5 present >3 sick call, 1 motor pool, 1 dental, 3 in local jail for getting rowdy at the bar this weekend.
>1st sgnt 3rd platoon >17 assigned 11 present >1 on terminal leave, 2 in the brig, 2 en route, 1 on maternal leave, 1 AWOL
>1SG, 4th platoon >23 assigned >15 present >3 on leave >2 detained by MPs >2 at the ER >1 FTR
>1SG, 1PLT >32 assigned, 25 Present >1 at the ER with the wife >3 at sick call >2 are in the barracks trying to get pvt sloth >Pvt sloth is refusing to exit his wall locker
OK ROLE CALL!
WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME WHILE READING THIS ENTIRE LIST OF THE WHOLE COMPANY IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER YOU SAY HERE
>3 in local jail for getting rowdy at the bar this weekend
I knew this one guy who would always wear a dorky looking BT earpiece and we all made fun of him for it, until he was able to call his Sgt. From the backseat of a cop car while handcuffed, and the Sgt. Was able to politely ask the cops to give his soldier back lmao
Everyone still mocked him after that, but a man who wears a BT earpiece is a fool every day but one.
10 years and I got approximately 20 minutes of explosion and being shot at in a crappy pass. As a Data Marine, it was infact, not cash money and I wouldn't recommend it. Got a CAR tho so I'm able to flex on infantry fricks on feild day.
>1SG, 1PLT >32 assigned, 25 Present >1 at the ER with the wife >3 at sick call >2 are in the barracks trying to get pvt sloth >Pvt sloth is refusing to exit his wall locker
>1sg, 1st plt
>13 assigned, 3 present.
>2 on emergency leave, 3 at sick call, 1 staff duty, 1 CQ, 2 en route, 1 at the hospital
hooah
HHQ no doubt
This post made me laugh out loud especially the 1 at the hospital
OK ROLE CALL!
WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME WHILE READING THIS ENTIRE LIST OF THE WHOLE COMPANY IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER YOU SAY HERE
>meanwhile in the Air Force dorms
>1sg, 2nd plt
>13 assigned, 5 present
>3 sick call, 1 motor pool, 1 dental, 3 in local jail for getting rowdy at the bar this weekend.
>3 in local jail for getting rowdy at the bar this weekend
I knew this one guy who would always wear a dorky looking BT earpiece and we all made fun of him for it, until he was able to call his Sgt. From the backseat of a cop car while handcuffed, and the Sgt. Was able to politely ask the cops to give his soldier back lmao
Everyone still mocked him after that, but a man who wears a BT earpiece is a fool every day but one.
>Gentlemen, give me accountability
>LTs and Sarnts turn around
>There's no one there
>wake up sweating
Oh thank god
>1st sgnt 3rd platoon
>17 assigned 11 present
>1 on terminal leave, 2 in the brig, 2 en route, 1 on maternal leave, 1 AWOL
1SG, 50 assigned, 1 present, and he's about to leave too.
>Alfa Company
>Report!
>56 present, 2 accounted for, 4 on restricted duties, 2 AWOL, sir!
And that was a good day.
Woke up at 3:50 and thought it was 5:50 and almost had a heart attack this morning
ITT: morons who couldn't get normal college degrees and now their entire personality is their 4 years never actually seeing combat
Or you who can't tolerate the fact people joke arohnd
jokes on you all my military gear is ironic shit from kommandostore and I have a normal degree
>t. attention prostitute
Or you know, just reminiscing on a few good chuckles in a sea of shit.
Why do neverserves have such sour grapes?
10 years and I got approximately 20 minutes of explosion and being shot at in a crappy pass. As a Data Marine, it was infact, not cash money and I wouldn't recommend it. Got a CAR tho so I'm able to flex on infantry fricks on feild day.
I’m an aviator and I love my job, cope and seethe
Chief, the Tangos said you can't leave your dip bottle in the bird.
Fursarn't,
S3, 13 MTOE, 7 assigned, 1 present.
3 schools, 2 quarters, 1 officer so he doesn't show up.
>t., An E-5 filling two E-7 slots.
>1SG, 4th platoon
>23 assigned
>15 present
>3 on leave
>2 detained by MPs
>2 at the ER
>1 FTR
>1 FTR
WHO THE FRICK IS FTR
>the next exercise will be, the side straddle hop!
>THE SIDE STRADDLE HOP!
>in ca-dence
>*quietly mumbles through the exercise count*
>1SG, 1PLT
>32 assigned, 25 Present
>1 at the ER with the wife
>3 at sick call
>2 are in the barracks trying to get pvt sloth
>Pvt sloth is refusing to exit his wall locker
*heat cats*
Why would you heat up a cat?????