Years go a friend bought me a fake Rolex in China for about $5. It is really shiny and women love to look at it and they think I am got lots of money, which I do, but I don't buy expensive stuff to impress women. The problem is it stopped working soon after I got it. Its getting harder to convince women its real when it does not work. I have to set the time before I go into the bar and guess how long it will be before I flex my watch and show a woman, and the time on the watch face has to be somewhat right otherwise even the stupid ones start asking question. Yes, I tell them I just flew in on my jet from a different time zone and stuff like that that, but if the time is correct the don't look as close. One woman noticed the time was off, studied the watch, looked it up on her phone, then told me that watch face does not come with that band, and was thinking it was fake. A few drinks later she forgot after I busted my nut inside her.
But anyway, how do I fix a shitty fake Rolex? What is most likely the problem, its a wind up, I think.
Frick off ESL, the only women you’re attracting are useless gold diggers who’ll flee to the next rich man.
>inb4 ban for racism by seething admin
>useless gold diggers who’ll flee
that is who I want to attract, and they don't get a chance to flee because I never call them back. Why do you hate watches?
>they think I am got lots of money, which I do
No, you don't. If you did you wouldn't be buying fake chinese garbage, and you wouldn't be asking how to DIY a repair on a shitty watch. I bought a watch for $40 and I've dragged it through all kinds of shit and roughed it up all to hell, and it still works; you got ripped off and you're trying to recoup losses because you're too fricking poor to just buy a replacement. Poors think BRAND=GOOD, and that's why you frick worthless slags. That all said;
If it's a quartz watch and changing the battery didn't work, it's beyond DIY without specialized tools.
If it's a mechanical watch, it's probably the balance wheel and also beyond DIY without specialized tools. In both cases, replacing the watch is going to be cheaper than DIYing it if you don't already have to tools, and if you did, you wouldn't be buying knockoffs of brands.
>No, you don't.
I have money because I don't waste it on stupid shit like you. I enjoy spending as little as possible to trick gold diggers. It makes no sense you incel to spen money on women trying to convince them to sex you. Stay poor and take the left overs.
Enjoy your larp, buddy
god how moronic are you
I havent done this personally so take this with a grain of salt BUT afaik most quartz watches you can just buy a new movement and drop it in. I know for seikos at least you can do that
>buy a new movement and drop it in
I will look into this.
>how i fix this thing?
>no i don't know what it is exactly
Figure out what movement it has and buy a new one. Only specialized tool you'll need is a hand remover along with whatever tool you need to remove the crown.
Otherwise you can get a new fake, but the ones I see on aliexpress and friends are 75 USD or more for ones that the seller will put the Rolex logos on. Protip: look for the ones that say "custom logo" of whatever in the description and have no logo or a crudely blanked out logo in the photos. Other search terms to try are "super clone" or submariner. You may be tempted to get a gold one but unless you're super careful I bet it will wear off or collect scratches and will lose its effectiveness. They say they are available with Japanese movements too, and it's probably worth the minor extra expense. Finally, once you've picked one you like I'd check against the real one to make sure there's nothing obviously out of place.
>buy a new one.
my friend bought it in China, that is why it was so inexpensive. I don't want to spend more money than I have to for bait. That's the fun part, as little money as possible. Its the opposite of the gold digger approach the women use, they do everything to look good to get the money.
>Enjoy your larp, buddy
that's the point, it is a larp, just like the gold digging women. You ever seen how tight a woman's ass and legs look in high price stretch pants only to see the cottage cheese when you peel those off later? I am playing a similar game.
Even if you buy a new one you're spending less than 1% of what a real one costs. I bet you spend more than that on drinks in a month.
Who're you trying to convince? 'cause you sure as hell aren't convincing me, poorgay.
>you sure as hell aren't convincing me
you are a fat smelly old guy, I am looking for young dumb hot women. I flashed my watch to a hot former beauty contestant winner (local not state or national) and from about 10 feet away she told me the watch was fake. How did she know? Its what she studies, she wants men with real watches. The fake has to be good enough to get the women who don't know, but it turns out that there is a benefit to having not a perfect copy, the smart experienced gold diggers see the fake and walk, so its good that I don't waste time on them. I got lots of stories for them. I used to have a wing man and we would tell various stories and play off each other. The game is fun when you are not risking real money. If you think about it, which you probably are not smart enough, the women are spending a lot of time and money on hair, makeup, nails, clothes, shoes to look like they are money, but the goal is to spend far less and dupe the hoes. I am just playing their game, but for much less money and effort.
Okay, someone has to do it
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It’s probably a miyota movement or a Chinese clone of it. They’re like $7 on Amazon. There is no cost effective way to DIY a fricked up miyota as compared to just buying a new one. Hell I have an entire watch repair bag I bought for $10 on Amazon, you wouldn’t even have to bring it anywhere.
Women give zero shits about nice watches. They only know Rolex and Cartier. And if you do find one that actually knows nice watches, they will instantly know your full of shit because how does this anon with the poorgay aura sport a 17k Daytona (hint, hint...he doesn't). The only watch that women have said anything to me about is my Cartier, and that's only because women know Cartier. No one gives a frick about your watch, anon. You should consider buying a real one and enjoying it for yourself.
>t. owns several nice watches
I dont care how expensive a cartier is, theyre all ugly as sin. Some rolexes are cool.
Tank and Santos are badass, anon. Plus, Chang can't fake them as easy ironically due to the tiny "Cartier" in the "I" Roman numeral on the 6 o'clock (or 7, I'm not digging it out to check). Get a nice automatic and appreciate there are tiny Swiss people they made it.
>Women give zero shits about nice watches. They only know Rolex and Cartier.
True.
The rest of your post is rubbish.
Women are fickle creatures and only see perceived wealth. I own and wear more expensive watches than this £120.00 Boss but they think it's a Rolex (despite the huge name on the dial).
Sad but true.
>Women give zero shits about nice watches.
I don;t know where you live, but where I live they look for any clues for money. Lots of guys I know and see wear expensive to very expensive watches to show off for women.
>You should consider buying a real one and enjoying it for yourself.
I am not cheap, I just don;t care about watches or cell phones, or cars. Some nice clothes, stay fit, spend my money on my hobbies, don;t waste money on women (any more, I did when I was in my mid-20s).
>watch face doesn't come with that band
That's just a shit test, she doesn't know that much about watches. Bands are easily changed.
>I have to set the time before I go into the bar and guess how long it will be before I flex my watch and show a woman, and the time on the watch face has to be somewhat right otherwise even the stupid ones start asking question.
OP you are full of shit. I have a real Rolex that I wear daily. Very similar to the picture for ants you posted. In all the years I’ve worn it, the only person that even noticed it was a nice watch and said so was the cell phone rep at Walmart.
I have had exactly one person mention it same as you. Was at a Starbucks
>Be me wearing my beater Omega
>That's a nice watch, anon! How much did you pay for it?
5
>500 dollars, wow
No, 5,000 dollars
>O..o...oh
Ideally, you want no one to notice that you have something worth as much as a nice used car on your wrist. Especially whilst around Basketball Americans.
>Especially whilst around Basketball Americans.
I don't hang around them, and they are not an issue where I am. I don't even wear watches for myself, I just put on the fake when going out to certain locations.
>OP you are full of shit.
You is a moron, and you must be ugly that is no one attractive women look at you. I have lived, and now live in an area well knows for attractive women, especially young women, go to live and find rich men. Its common conversation among men about how they present Mercedes keys on the bar, fake watches, stories about trips and jobs for fun to see what flys with the young hot gold diggers. The line about the woman telling me the band did not fit the watch face is true, and she said in front of a friend of mine who knew I was wearing the fake watch, and knew I was wearing it specifically for one woman to see. The guy I was with was my wing man on several bar runs and he had some really good stories that he and I would play off for fun and to test the girls. You write like a fat tard who could not mingle/hit on hot women, just stick to your ugly fatties.
is it normal for a movement to gain time when you shake it? if not what could be the issue
take it to a repair shop in a 3rd world country, ask how much it will be to get it fixed before you leave it there, agree on the price before they fix.
Crack the face and come up with a story about why it broke and how you can't just replace it (say... it has sentimental value, like it was given to you by your dad before he died of anal cancer or something).