Japan should have hit China before anyone else, Nazi Germany should be hitting Israel before Poland, Communist Russia should be hitting Poland with Nazi Germany, France should be standing with Britain telling the Nazis and Italians to knock shit off.
When authoritarian gov loses, the only explanation is that they got stabbed in the back. It's the real life Scooby-Doo equivalent of I would've gotten away with it if not for those meddling kids.
I only wonder why russian media is willing to reply at all to his messages. It's like CNN reporting that the leader of the 49th street mad dog villainz has called the president a bitch ass bro for his handling of the ISIS insurgency
It's more like if the Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps said the marines should take revenge on Washington D.C. Still a very strange thing for Russian state media to run and it makes me think either those running the media might no longer be allying themselves with Putin or Putin still has control and is going to blame Shoigu for the war.
What you're missing is that Prigozhin isn't just a random nobody. He is or was part of the inner clique. It's not just that he's a big time mobster and the mob is just an extension of the KGB. It's also that he's openly commanding a PMC and doing Russia's dirty work while PMCs are ultra-double-illegal in Russia.
SHOIGU
GERASIMOV
YOU ARE SITTING ASS TO ASS IN THE SEAT OF THE ACCUSED
OUR GUYS ARE OUT HERE GETTING FUCKED BY THE UKRONAZIS EVERY DAY AND YOU ADD FURTHER TO THE BUGGERY BY FUCKING THEM AIN THE ASS!
SHOIGU, GERASIMOV, YOU PEDERASTS
WE CAN SMELL YOUR SWEATY ASSES!
YOU CAN'T IDE ON YOUR GOLDEN TOILETS IN YOUR PALATIAL ESTATES OR UNDER THE BED IN YOUR DACHAS
THE ORCHESTRA WILL PLAY A SYMPHONY ON YOUR ASSES!
I WILL SODOMIZE YOU AND FACE-FUCK YOU,
BOTTOM SHOIGU AND CATAMITE GERASIMOV,
YOU WHO THINK, BECAUSE MY DEMANDS
ARE MANY, THAT I HAVE NO SHAME.
FOR IT'S PROPER FOR A DEVOTED WARLORD TO BE MODEST
HIMSELF, BUT IN NO WAY IS IT NECESSARY FOR HIS TIKTOKS.
IN POINT OF FACT, THESE HAVE WIT AND CHARM,
IF THEY ARE SENSITIVE AND A LITTLE SHAMELESS,
AND CAN AROUSE AN ITCH,
AND I DON'T MEAN IN BOYS, BUT IN THOSE HAIRY OLD MEN
WHO CAN'T GET IT UP.
BECAUSE YOU'VE READ MY SHELL HUNGER,
YOU THINK LESS OF ME AS A MAN?
I WILL SODOMIZE YOU AND FACE-FUCK YOU.
tbf emperor xi out in the east is pretty much a carbon copy of monke emulation, down to the mob patronage system inside "the party" and taiwan boasting having the same energy of vatniks concerning ukraine pre war
he just is still in his yes-men echo chamber encouragement build up phase
Please tell me you guys understand that Preggozhin is trying to bait Ukrainians. The fact that he hasn't been thrown out a window tells you everything you need to know.
>Pucciya is the master of deception after all.
This is true, they did manage to deceive us all into thinking they were a legitimate global power for the last several decades.
>man surrounded by his personal military 800km from Moscow hasn't fallen out a window
You really thing he hasn't been called back to Moscow with all the shit he's been talking? There is a reason he would rather stay in Ukraine.
That isn't the issue. The issue is that Russia (including Putin) has spent years saying how degenerate the West is and how it tries to destroy traditional families with homosex and yet they constantly go on about anal and homosexual sex. So much so they have their own word for corrective homosexual rape. That's why PrepHole is laughing, not the fact sex isn't an understood concept. When every sentence you say goes on about gay sex or anal sex you might - possibly, maybe, perhaps - be the degenerate one.
The difference is this time Gazprom has a military, it's not going to be the Russian people revolting, it's going to be oligarchs that are salty they have lost billions.
Prigozhin is getting desperate.
He knows he has been shit-canned by Moscow.
He had his chance to make a name for himself if he could have taken Bakhmut when the regular army failed at it. But he couldn't. He missed his chance, and started to bitch and moan about Shoigu and gerasimov.
So now they have decided to play him out of this game. Prigozhin is not coming back from Ukraine alive. They will not give to him any more ammo, and make his life impossible out front. And when he tries to come back home, they will nail him for abandoning his post.
He was after all a small dog in big boys game. He was always reliant on the ammo and gear given to him by the military, his Wagner has very little, if any, capacity to procure that kind of hardware by itself. So the moment he tries something funny, the military will stomp him.
And they will probably pin the failure of Bakhmut on him.
unfortunately the burgers are such massive gays they will interfere before and at least try to capture/buy all of the nooks no matter in what state they are. Or some press the "reset button" and turn a blind eye to a new god-tzar sitting on Muscovias throne with its tight ass
Kraut here, this sounds real familiar.
What? All this talk about "Our brave soldiers were not defeated by the enemy troops but by a dagger-strike to the back"?
Yeah, that does ring a bell.
This is why Russia has to be bombed, the Russia people need to know in their hearts that they lost.
Their only salvation is a good old brain reset nukin'
Japan should have hit China before anyone else, Nazi Germany should be hitting Israel before Poland, Communist Russia should be hitting Poland with Nazi Germany, France should be standing with Britain telling the Nazis and Italians to knock shit off.
>Nazi Germany should be hitting Israel before Poland
>Nazi Germany should be hitting Israel before Poland
>France should be
hitting itself
When authoritarian gov loses, the only explanation is that they got stabbed in the back. It's the real life Scooby-Doo equivalent of I would've gotten away with it if not for those meddling kids.
Don’t worry about it. Surely there’s no catch phrase for this situation
priggy was in prison for like 10 years, no surprise here
Not just ass, but wood (mahogany) and ass. Such a strange culture.
>wood (mahogany)
Soigu?
I only wonder why russian media is willing to reply at all to his messages. It's like CNN reporting that the leader of the 49th street mad dog villainz has called the president a bitch ass bro for his handling of the ISIS insurgency
He's not some rando, he's commanding a corps-sized PMC tasked with the most prominent ongoing offensive operation on the entire front.
you mean a corpse-sized pmc?
They reply to his messages because he’s in charge of the only even remotely competent military force in Ukraine
It's more like if the Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps said the marines should take revenge on Washington D.C. Still a very strange thing for Russian state media to run and it makes me think either those running the media might no longer be allying themselves with Putin or Putin still has control and is going to blame Shoigu for the war.
What you're missing is that Prigozhin isn't just a random nobody. He is or was part of the inner clique. It's not just that he's a big time mobster and the mob is just an extension of the KGB. It's also that he's openly commanding a PMC and doing Russia's dirty work while PMCs are ultra-double-illegal in Russia.
>rip apart the guilty's ass
not a huge fan of these rectal analogies to be honest lads
The cock will go in the ass and everyone will understand everything.
put ass to ass and it will all be clear
SHOIGU
GERASIMOV
YOU ARE SITTING ASS TO ASS IN THE SEAT OF THE ACCUSED
OUR GUYS ARE OUT HERE GETTING FUCKED BY THE UKRONAZIS EVERY DAY AND YOU ADD FURTHER TO THE BUGGERY BY FUCKING THEM AIN THE ASS!
SHOIGU, GERASIMOV, YOU PEDERASTS
WE CAN SMELL YOUR SWEATY ASSES!
YOU CAN'T IDE ON YOUR GOLDEN TOILETS IN YOUR PALATIAL ESTATES OR UNDER THE BED IN YOUR DACHAS
THE ORCHESTRA WILL PLAY A SYMPHONY ON YOUR ASSES!
I WILL SODOMIZE YOU AND FACE-FUCK YOU,
BOTTOM SHOIGU AND CATAMITE GERASIMOV,
YOU WHO THINK, BECAUSE MY DEMANDS
ARE MANY, THAT I HAVE NO SHAME.
FOR IT'S PROPER FOR A DEVOTED WARLORD TO BE MODEST
HIMSELF, BUT IN NO WAY IS IT NECESSARY FOR HIS TIKTOKS.
IN POINT OF FACT, THESE HAVE WIT AND CHARM,
IF THEY ARE SENSITIVE AND A LITTLE SHAMELESS,
AND CAN AROUSE AN ITCH,
AND I DON'T MEAN IN BOYS, BUT IN THOSE HAIRY OLD MEN
WHO CAN'T GET IT UP.
BECAUSE YOU'VE READ MY SHELL HUNGER,
YOU THINK LESS OF ME AS A MAN?
I WILL SODOMIZE YOU AND FACE-FUCK YOU.
i appreciate you
Underrated post. God bless anon
>YOU ARE SITTING ASS TO ASS
kek!
ASSSSS TO ASSSSS
luv that movie
>THE ORCHESTRA WILL PLAY A SYMPHONY ON YOUR ASSES!
>THE ORCHESTRA WILL PLAY A SYMPHONY ON YOUR ASSES!
>The aids capital of Europe can't stop talking about gay sex
WOW WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED?
Clip of the conflict for me. A "writer's room" can't deliver shit like that however hard they try.
the entire war distilled down to a single perfect quip
SOON WE WILL BE FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS UKRONAZIS
AND WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE WE WILL CUM INSIDE
When the ass opens then all will be made clear. Such fucking has not been seen since our grandfathers. Cockfuckers will be sorely surprised...
how come the romans in spartacus made cock and ass comments funny but slavs make it gay?
Different culture, different haplogroups.
Running a mafia clan and running an authoritarian regime are two different things. I'm disappointed in godfather Putin. He should've known better.
especially since this is literally the plot of godfather 1
tbf emperor xi out in the east is pretty much a carbon copy of monke emulation, down to the mob patronage system inside "the party" and taiwan boasting having the same energy of vatniks concerning ukraine pre war
he just is still in his yes-men echo chamber encouragement build up phase
Why do they make chain bridge just for chicken
maybe to make sure only chickens use it? might be hard for a fox or similar to follow them
>ULTIMATE SURVIVOR
>IF THE CHICKEN IN FRONT OF YOU STOPS, PUSH HIM
Please tell me you guys understand that Preggozhin is trying to bait Ukrainians. The fact that he hasn't been thrown out a window tells you everything you need to know.
At this point Russia has more feints under its belt than victories
When will they start winning for real?
Feigning weakness to encourage their enemy to make a bold counter-attack and crush them is the ultimate feint.
Pucciya is the master of deception after all.
>Pucciya is the master of deception after all.
This is true, they did manage to deceive us all into thinking they were a legitimate global power for the last several decades.
Honest answer about 20 days. You laugh now but just wait.
Screencapped
Whenever they like. They are just toying with the hohols.
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You know what, I don't think that the Ukrainians are planning their actions according to Priggie's media statements.
>man surrounded by his personal military 800km from Moscow hasn't fallen out a window
You really thing he hasn't been called back to Moscow with all the shit he's been talking? There is a reason he would rather stay in Ukraine.
many such cases. /rcwg/ is going to be one of the most homosexual breads on the entire chans outside /lgbt/ and /b/
>Sex is a universally understood concept everywhere except PrepHole
That isn't the issue. The issue is that Russia (including Putin) has spent years saying how degenerate the West is and how it tries to destroy traditional families with homosex and yet they constantly go on about anal and homosexual sex. So much so they have their own word for corrective homosexual rape. That's why PrepHole is laughing, not the fact sex isn't an understood concept. When every sentence you say goes on about gay sex or anal sex you might - possibly, maybe, perhaps - be the degenerate one.
Evil degenerate west should be more like Russia with a 2% aids rate and child prostitutes
What weapon is this thread about?
the mighty puccian asshole and it's ability to pleasure a seemingly endless amount of dick
truly a weapon to surpass metal gear
Ass to ass missiles.
ASRAAM?
ASSRAM
Weaponized ass sex blyat!
I once read how sexual abuse victims are more likely to become abusers themselves
The difference is this time Gazprom has a military, it's not going to be the Russian people revolting, it's going to be oligarchs that are salty they have lost billions.
>Jason Jay Smart
Kek'd at how much this sound like a name made up by some Olgino troll, not saying they did.
Jay Smart from New York oblast here, we in the south...
>Oh my god, his name is Smart, we probably should listen to the smart things he says.
Prigozhin is getting desperate.
He knows he has been shit-canned by Moscow.
He had his chance to make a name for himself if he could have taken Bakhmut when the regular army failed at it. But he couldn't. He missed his chance, and started to bitch and moan about Shoigu and gerasimov.
So now they have decided to play him out of this game. Prigozhin is not coming back from Ukraine alive. They will not give to him any more ammo, and make his life impossible out front. And when he tries to come back home, they will nail him for abandoning his post.
He was after all a small dog in big boys game. He was always reliant on the ammo and gear given to him by the military, his Wagner has very little, if any, capacity to procure that kind of hardware by itself. So the moment he tries something funny, the military will stomp him.
And they will probably pin the failure of Bakhmut on him.
He should go to Haag, would be funnier to have him around alive
Please give me a Russian civil war
I want to see russian warlords nuking eachother
unfortunately the burgers are such massive gays they will interfere before and at least try to capture/buy all of the nooks no matter in what state they are. Or some press the "reset button" and turn a blind eye to a new god-tzar sitting on Muscovias throne with its tight ass
> rip ass
dude, I think they already to too much sodomistic activity in the russian army.