>employees finish stocking aisle and leave the barriers up
>dozens of obese nonwhites stare cluelessly at the aisle, frustrated that they can’t figure out how to get past the barriers
>I walk up and push the barriers aside
>nonwhites gape in amazement at my high level use of white technology
>half of them continue standing at the end of the aisle, discussing amongst themselves if it’s legal to do that or not
I fricking hate this store and the “people” who shop there
>I fricking hate this store and the “people” who shop there
self hate is a b***h.
Used to work here 10 years ago. They block the adjacent aisle if there's a forklift on the other side. I'm guessing you either left that part out of your story to make yourself sound morally correct, or they actually did forget in which case you're surrounded by neanderthals
I’m glad we got this insider knowledge of how the store works, since there is no possible way for us to know this otherwise. Yes dipshit obviously they block off the aisles when they use the lift. Everyone can see that
Every person I know who's worked at Home Depot has reported the opposite problem, with dipshits just pushing barriers aside and even forcing their way into the aisle the forklift was in
I’m guessing that’s actually what happened. I’m guessing OP got his ass reamed and was salty about it so he tucked his tail and ran home to rage post ‘bout it.
I am not waiting 20 minutes for you dumb shits to stop talking about league of legends clocking time on that stupid mobile staircase. You can't even stop shoplifters, all you can do is accurately describe the isle being "closed" like the very gate that says the same thing (don't worry the signs in spanish too so you know for sure I could read it and am outright ignoring your quiet quitting safespace)
>Used to work here 10 years ago.
Good for you. If you recall, they replaced you with diversity hires who forget what the frick they're even at the job for. I'm not waiting for a mulatto moron to operate a folding gate.
>I'm guessing you either left that part out of your story to make yourself sound morally correct,
Cool facts, but my "story" is that I have shit to fricking do and you left out the part where I'm not waiting for your non forklift certified wagie to finish what he should have done before the goddamn store opened.
I hate having to dice roll going here and seeing if the garden section garage gate is open. It's like they really do love the mess I make when I take the wettest bags of mulch and am force to cart it to one of the registers in the store. All they would have to do is just promote janitor to garden department in the morning.
Sounds like half of your b***hing is about corporate mandated operations and not the employees. Sounds like you're a raging moron.
>Sounds like half of your b***hing is about corporate mandated operations and not the employees.
Stop repeating yourself. You have the right to work anywhere.
>Sounds like you're a raging moron.
Sounds like you're going to be wearing the next mandated ppg because your a cuck who listens to empty threats.
Who are you replying to? Clearly not the post you quoted.
>Who are you replying to?
>Sounds like half of your b***hing is about corporate mandated operations
Did you forget your own post or is this a bot? Because my post clearly confirms and explains more of this half right, yet half assed description. I am raging, but it's over moronation. If you work for moron inc. then you're a fricking moron and I'm going to treat you like one. Deal with it.
Black person tier reading comprehension
it's very clear at this point that OP is an 80IQ ape
I work there over night, spent about 2 or 3 months on the day shift
the people who work there during the day are seriously moronic and most of them hide onh the breakroom for most of their shift
I can't blame them for that thouygh because I despise customers. 99% of them do not speak english. That's why I stay on night shift
I worked at a nice middle class white-majority suburban Home Depot and it was a very different experience. Most customers were boomers, weekend warriors and first time home buyers. Weekends were busy but week days were managable and we were able to keep the aisles tidy and provide actual customer service (we were still trained to address every customer in your department). We even had a big store-wide project to remodel our breakroom with new paint, laminate wood floors, tile countertops, couches and a communal dining table running the whole length of the room.
Its gone down hill since then, theft has gone through the roof, good employees left and were replaced by incompetent minorities and every product worth anything is locked away in cages to keep the tweakers at bay.
Oh and that break room was demolished and replaced with the corporate standard grey lockers, concrete floors and round plastic tables. But hey at least they put a bigger TV on the wall...
I've stole from home depot sooooo many times. Love that store. Stole by the break room too.
I needed some bare copper wire recently and was shocked that it was behind a cage at my homosexual depot. And it was a pain in the ass to find someone to open it to get fricking $15 worth of wire
The catastrophy of importing any non whites
Is that why you and your buddies are all planning mass shootings? Hmmmmm
Shut the frick up Jose
Do you know basic math?
>Of the 172 individuals who engaged in public mass shootings covered in the database, 97.7% were male. Ages ranged from 11 to 70, with a mean age of 34.1. Those shooting were 52.3% White, 20.9% Black, 8.1% Latino, 6.4% Asian, 4.2% Middle Eastern, and 1.8% Native American.
https://nij.ojp.gov/topics/articles/public-mass-shootings-database-amasses-details-half-century-us-mass-shootings
forgive my typos I've been awake too long
And everyone clapped.
It’s true. I’m not op and I have done this exact scenario.
I'd like to hear more Home Depot stories from former employees, please.
what do you want to hear lad, I switched between hardware, lumber, and tool rental for 4 years. most of the customer hate stories just involve homosexual morons like OP trying to get into an aisle or security kicking out homeless thieves.
Give me some theft stories
>caution tape blocking section of the freezer aisle me and this old lady need to get to because they were changing a light bulb or something and left the ladder
>swoop underneath and get old lady her blue bell
feelsgoodman
The LGBTQIA alternative aint' much better. Every time I go I get checked out by purple hair septum pierced lesbian that doesn't know what a screw is.
I'll take a hard working mexican over a fat homosexual anyday.
>is a hateful person
>wonders why they are always seething
hmmm
>"not my dept, ill get someone" depot
I don’t know about you guys but the Home Depot and the Lowes in my area always have hot chicks with tight pants working there
I remember when people would try and act tough and slam our banners open when the lift was in the aisle over. It was my only opportunity to scream at customers and management would have my back 100%. They ALWAYS turned right back around and sheepishly closed the banner behind them again. Always.
Home depot employees are either failed tradesman or know it all jocks with no real trade experience. They are like your friend’s “friend” who can do it for cheap.
They don’t even approach me if I’m in my work shirt.
if you're wearing a work shirt they're going to assume you know what you're looking for and you'll approach them if you have questions. OR
See the condescending attitude you have towards people that work there? That's the attitude associated with everyone who wears their work clothes. They don't want to bother you because they think you'll be a prick if they do
LOL, more like they know that any random employee of a building trade related business will instantly embarrass them when asked if they need help finding something and the HD drone has no fricking clue what that item is, let alone what department it might be found in.
>Home depot employees are either failed tradesman or know it all jocks
When's the last time you were at a Home Depot? 2005? That's about the last time this was true. It's mystery meat, bawds, and mystery meat bawds now.
>emoloyee follows procedure because he'll be absolutely fired for not doing it. It's practically the only thing they enforce and require you to do.
>op doesn't give a frick, wants to be crushed in an accident in the neighboring aisle because he's too dumb to stop posting about Teh Rei being the most kawaii
>horribly crushed, even winning 10million from home depot isn't actually worth the lost quality of life.
I too have a strong desire to impress random anonymous people on the internet.
i buy $100+ worth of tools and materials from this store every month. Are there any rewards programs that are worth it?
i bought a bunch of cardboard boxes last friday. tried to go through the manned checkout and the old boomer cashiers ignored me. i then went to the self checkout and only scanned 80% of what i had in my cart. the 20% tip i gave myself is very fair for providing myself with exemplary customer service and upholding all of the company's ethos and values.
You know that its all on camera and you will receive a notice via mail soon?
it's not and i won't.
I worked in a company that basically analyzed CCTV footage and sent payment notices to thieves. So it does happen and it was a pretty lucrative business
Did anyone ever actually pay?
How are you going to send payment notices to someone who pays in cash? Get their plate number from the parking lot? I’m sure this is done but at the end of the day no one is spending this type of money to cash people stealing less than felony amounts of merchandise. Also have a nice day you police state social credit score cuck
Hahah dumbass I only worked there while I was going to school, I graduated and work as an engineer now :^) have fun breaking your back like a high school dropout moron while I enjoy my comfy AC though
Just got their credit card. I get $25 off with my first purchase of $100 or more within 30 days.
What should I get?
t. woodworking hobby shop