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There is a guy in Texas with a ZSU-23 that plans to shoot at the eclipse Monday.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Okay

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ya'know frick it I have Monday off and nothing to do. where can I go see this live fire demonstration of a ZSU?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It needs to be mounted on a toyota in case the eclipse moves

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think Mark 1 Plumbing is in Texas

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And they come highly recommended

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How deaf are those dudes after a couple of dozen rounds?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >MWOP

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE ARE THEY?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Americans like this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >just standing around gawking with special glasses
      Do euros really?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not really

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Kinda sucks that the US gave up on any towed AA guns after the VADS. We could have had this.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this looks perfect for conflicts like Ukrain were you need to cover a huge area against low tech threats like eastern style cruisemissles or attack drones

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >hes not gonna fight the great moon god of darkness
      its like you didn't even pay for the event pass

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't even have a mounted cannon to fight off celestial threats
      not my fault your government doesn't let you protect yourself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because they can. I would if I could.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you care what we do with our own stuff?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you not care that the majority of your population is so completely moronic they shoot at eclipses, unironicaclly mix god and politics, do not rebel about absolute fricking morons like the current speaker and think iraq war was the greatest evil ever done and not saving an enslaved population?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >moronic
          Compared to Europe? The US is Einstein+ levels of IQ, Europe has suicidal levels of stupidity, virtually every public policy you have is so short sighted and long term ruinous and it's all welcomed and BRAGGED about.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm le smart and everyone around me is an ignorant caveman
          If you're so smart then why are you so unhappy brain boy?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Don't you have some more Africans to bring into your country?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          stop getting your worldview from mass media, it's literally lowest common denominator entertainment.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      we just get worked up about stuff sometimes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Look out moon, America's gonna getcha
      >Gonna go kaboom, it was nice to have met ya.
      >'Cause you don't mess around / with God's America

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you just take it without a fight

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Black and amerindian blood

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >There is a guy in Texas with a ZSU-23 that plans to shoot at the eclipse Monday.
    Cool.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, not even the HARP space guns could get anywhere near the moon.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds about right

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Schizophrenia should be a disqualifier to hold office.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're right anon, belief in god and signs like the vast majority of all humans who ever lived until 10 minutes ago is schizophrenic.

        But believing our highly ordered universe was a chaotic accident, free will and consciousness is an illusion, and there is a race of "advanced" purely physical green people in flying discs that kidnap you and do butt stuff because they are just smarter and more scientific and totally aren't demons at all...That's the sane view, ignore that it's also what the oh so honest modern "mainstream" wants you to believe.

        Also ignore the mass sacrifice of unborn kids, and the pushing of the belief humans are a disease to the planet that should be depopulated. Nothing evil or deceitful here, move along, consume, don't have kids, and continue claiming simultaneously that there is no concrete good and evil but that religious people are backwards and evil.

        The eclipse causing some apocalypse is a little silly, it's also a million times less silly then thinking cow farts will cause it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >oh, you think she's crazy, do you? well listen to this unhinged rant about how abortion is actually religious sacrifice
          >I bet you feel stupid now, huh?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't read any of that. That's great. Or terrible.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I only read the first line, but belief in god is not schizophrenic. The belief that is sending signs to the US in particular is.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >free will and consciousness is an illusion
          You're Christian right? Do you think you have a free will, in the world where you God is omnipotent and omnipresent, and your fate was known to him before you were even conceived?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >blahblahblah
          If eclipses are gods intervention it seems to happen on a predictable schedule regardless of what happens. So maybe it's not an intervention at all moron but an astronomical phenomenon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >half of Congress panders to (or are themself) people who think 2 gays kissing will cause earthquakes and that Jesus himself wrote the DoI
      >the other half spends all their time arguing if "almond" is a gender or something racist
      I wish you all the best, America

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yet here we are, still leading the planet.
        it's because, despite our flaws, God loves us first.
        Its our fate to drag humanity forward, while also providing some comedy along the way.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >still leading the planet
          but enough about china

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            this post convinced me that the median Chinese isnt a peasant and wet markets aren't breeding grounds for diseases.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're right anon, belief in god and signs like the vast majority of all humans who ever lived until 10 minutes ago is schizophrenic.

          But believing our highly ordered universe was a chaotic accident, free will and consciousness is an illusion, and there is a race of "advanced" purely physical green people in flying discs that kidnap you and do butt stuff because they are just smarter and more scientific and totally aren't demons at all...That's the sane view, ignore that it's also what the oh so honest modern "mainstream" wants you to believe.

          Also ignore the mass sacrifice of unborn kids, and the pushing of the belief humans are a disease to the planet that should be depopulated. Nothing evil or deceitful here, move along, consume, don't have kids, and continue claiming simultaneously that there is no concrete good and evil but that religious people are backwards and evil.

          The eclipse causing some apocalypse is a little silly, it's also a million times less silly then thinking cow farts will cause it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's okay since all of Congress supports Israel.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >themself
        Stop butchering the language I spent the last 20 years trying to learn, you fricking troony homosexual.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          looks like you need another decade or two turdworlder

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >>half of Congress panders to (or are themself) people who think 2 gays kissing will cause earthquakes
        It will though. Just look at Russia; centuries of unimpeded sodomy, and now they're getting their asses handed to them by a country with a 1/3 of their size and population, while their country is wracked with particularly brutal winters that the rest of Europe is largely spared of. They're being divinely punished for being a bunch of boy-molesting fruits.
        >and that Jesus himself wrote the DoI
        This is also true. God raised-up this country to punish all others for being backward savages.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Russia
          >being divinely punished for being a bunch of boy-molesting fruits.
          I thought it was the fetal alcohol syndromes. Note plural.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's a lot of things really, including those two.

            https://i.imgur.com/m7bFe2S.jpg

            >This is also true. God raised-up this country to punish all others for being backward savages.
            while this statement is theologically unfounded, it is one hundred percent based

            >while this statement is theologically unfounded
            I'd say it has a precedent with Persia rising-up to destroy the Babylonians.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >This is also true. God raised-up this country to punish all others for being backward savages.
          while this statement is theologically unfounded, it is one hundred percent based

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >patriots 1
    >eclipse 0

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my second daughter was born on monday and I experienced one of the worst migraines of my life.

    Das it maine?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Decisive ZSU-23 victory.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fake news
      the sun returned to the horizon under its own power

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I had a zsu in my backyard I, too, would look for any excuse to shoot it

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >/k/ - Weapons
    >thread has been up for 3 solid days at least
    >nobody has pointed out that the proper name for the picrel weapons system is ZU-23, not ZSU-23.
    mfw

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