don't tell the americans this

shhhhhhhhh listen here, keep quiet.

In Britain you can own glocks & semi-autos e.g ar-15 and UZI with an sv1 gun license. you just need to be a security guard or any "protection" job to get the sv1 license

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't tell the britcucks but americans can buy those without any license

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >Hoosier
      >walk into gun store
      >see Glock
      >"I'll take that one"
      >Cashier gives me ATF-Form 4473, I give him my driver's license
      >Fill out 4473
      >cashier runs background check through NICS
      >instant proceed
      >pay monies
      >leave with Glock
      I'm actually the cashier at the FFL that does background checks but in Indiana it's that easy. In Ohio and Kentucky if you have a concealed carry permit you don't even need a background check (because the state police runs your background regularly anyway)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ohio
        >state police runs your background regularly
        Ohio doesn't have a state police: the sheriffs around the state insist they're the state police instead and always show up to the GA to remind the lawmakers that their local sheriff's department will get their opponent elected if they try to make a state police.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There are state Trooper in Ohio. I have worked with them.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Neat, what guns do you own OP?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I own a 1700s brown bess musket, and a mk2 lee enfield rifle and a beretta 692, i don't own a sv1 licence but my brother does and he has a glock 17

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        painful to read

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has to be littered with 1000s of ifs and buts because there is no way knoifeland would leave such a massive gaping loophole without some MP calling it out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a loophole, you probably need to drive an armored car or be private security for the Lord of West Glouchestersquire.
      So basically pick this really specific job and they'll let you shoot guns that the peasants won't. And there's like a thousand positions available in the entire country.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a loophole, you probably need to drive an armored car or be private security for the Lord of West Glouchestersquire.
      So basically pick this really specific job and they'll let you shoot guns that the peasants won't. And there's like a thousand positions available in the entire country.

      yep, take a 2 year long security training course, pay to get certified. have x number of years working, references. then you can apply for the sv1 loiiicunse you can. then it is processed for 18 months, then 50% chance you get it. presto moi8 you can buy yourself one of the few specifically allowed semi-auto handguns with max capacity limits, which you cannot legally use for any purpose outside of work as a security guard and must keep stored in a safe in your house.
      Amerimutts are seething with jealousy right now. Heh.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Just. Seething, or something.
        have an infographic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The point is that bankers are deathly afraid of an armed populace and will move heaven and earth to ensure their bodyguards have hardware.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >loicence
    ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can own them without permission by visiting the nigerians in tottenham too

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Need
    LMfuckingAO

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happens when you quit or go down a different career path?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i actually have no idea

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's honestly sad. A cucked country

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, it's not a good idea to tell Americans this. They tend to get mad when they see how cucked gun owners are in other countries. Or they just laugh at you, too, I guess.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And in America is a RIGHT and not a privilege.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    let me just take a massive pay cut to get a license to own firearms that I can only have because of that license, only to get them confiscated when I get some sense and find a real career path that I can live off of.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OI YOU GOH' A LOICENSE FA DAT MILITARY CHILD SLAUGHTERING DEVOICE?!

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's cool bro but uh you're not allowed to use them in self defense

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP is lying you are replying to a bait thread.

      You can use a gun for self defence in the UK without jssue.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wrong lol i remember a guy going down l for killing someone with a sword, he was in his house, there were 3 invaders and they had guns. he went to prison.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Huurrrr wrong lol I saw a meme on reddit that said so
          Meanwhile back in reality
          >Reuben Gregory killed the intruder with his double-barrelled shotgun when he feared his caravan was under siege. Mr Gregory, who lives near Slough, Berkshire, was giving evidence at an inquest into the death of Wayne Digby, 48, a heroin addict shot in the abdomen from close range on June 12, 2017 as he tried to gain entry to the caravan.
          >A woman has spoken out about how she shot a masked intruder with her crossbow after a gang of men burst into her home with a machete.
          >Burglar Henry Vincent's killing was lawful - ruling after court hears Richard Osborn-Brooks' words. Henry Vincent was stabbed as he burgled the home of Richard Osborn-Brooks in Hither Green, southeast London, on 4 April 2018.
          You have the right to defend yourself with anything in the UK, try not to be a parrot next time.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The process is the punishment retard.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go ahead and tell the copper you want to use it for self-defence when you apply for an FAC and see what happens.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm wrong so i will change the original statement until I am correct
          True you won't get a gun for self defence here, but that wasn't what he said. If you used a gun for self defence even a illegal one you wouldn't be prosecuted for it.
          >Apply for FAC
          You also can use self defence for a reason to gain a SGC

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NTA, but pretty sure that self-defence is grounds for rejection for an SGC.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It absolutely fucking is

              You don't need to provide a reason legally for a SGC, the police need to find a reason to disqualify you.

              Saying you want to use it on humans is a pretty good disqualifier.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sv1 license
    we call that being a fed here

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Be me
    > American
    > Want an AK
    > See an AK for sale online from a private seller
    > Meet him in a Walmart parking lot, hand him cash, receive AK
    > Do not report it on my taxes

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whats a gun license?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > be idiot burger
    >purchase antimaterial rifle because you saw some other idiot do something stupid with it in one of your picture shows
    >make your ammo choices around what sounds coolest
    >APIT? Ill take it!
    >take to range
    >start fire
    >get evicted
    >complain about your rights being violated

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isle of Man lets you own handguns and semi-autos with a license while the rest of the UK can't, crown dependencies are eating good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For reference it's only Britain (England Scotland wales) that have banned handguns and semi auto fullbore for target shooting. The channel islands and famously NI don't have these restrictions either.

      I'd also advise looking into historical exemptions (aside from section 7 for handguns), as you can own machineguns as a civi under certain conditions (not a regular FAC by any means).

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So do you have that license OP?
    Because I don't, but, since I'm a real person I'm mandated by God to be able to own such an item. I don't need a stock photo to show you one, either.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God, that's an ugly hand. Goes with the gun.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >seething nogun yuropoor
        You love to say it.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Don’t tell the Americans we can spend a lot of time money on the license and permit to buy a pistol.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you did picrel in my store I would deny your sale and charge you shipping and transfer fee for returning your piece of shit century VSKA incel gay

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you just need to be a security guard or any "protection" job to get the sv1 license
    So basically 99% of the population CAN'T own glocks and semi-autos

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what you're saying is that in order to have something any American can buy at Walmart, you only have to have a shitty career and hope government approves your loicense? Wow really got us there m8 good bants

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you can have a fun in Britain so long as you resign yourself to a dead end poverty wage job that no one respects
    Cool

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you just need to be a security guard or any "protection" job to get the sv1 license
    >requirements
    >loicense
    Jej, enjoy pretending to be a rent-a-cop until the limeys find out and seize all of your shit.
    >b...but, no, i actually am a security guard
    Enjoy poverty

  25. 3 weeks ago
    BigC

    i haven't seen a cope this big in a long time, good one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's bait, sv1 is something op made up to get a bite out of idiots like you

      • 3 weeks ago
        BigC

        >it's just a joke
        >we actually can't have guns at all, sv1 doesn't exist
        weird flex but ok
        fucking lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm just informing you that your wasting your life replying to an idiot it wasn't a flex but I can see why somone like yourself would be so defensive.

          • 3 weeks ago
            BigC

            >noguns still sperging at me about wasting my time while he camps out in this thread waiting for replies
            such a weird projection
            and you have no guns

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >No u
              Yeah

              • 3 weeks ago
                BigC

                no
                guns

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                between a noguns bong and you I'd have to think about who to pick

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you just need to be a security guard or any "protection" job to get the sv1 license

    Tthey'll let you have a rifle if you join the army.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In Britain you can own glocks & semi-autos e.g ar-15 and UZI with an sv1 gun license. you just need to be a security guard or any "protection" job to get the sv1 license

    Do you have to be a firefighter in Britain to have water?

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I owned a ruger p89 as a teenager and a mark23 when I turned 18

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >if you jump through a bunch of hoops, work a very specific minimum wage job and pass monthly penis inspection, you can own (more like rent, since its only yours as long as you're licensed) a mere fraction of what any poorfag American college student can own; so long as you never use them for self defense because that's premeditated murder
    this isn't the own you think it is, nor was it in the last 50 threads where some bong tried to claim his country wasnt actually noguns. the fact you think that being permitted the temporary ownership of select firearms is comparable to second amendment rights, really just highlights how alien the concept of personal freedom is to the average bong. I hope one day things get better for you guys, but there's just a clear ideological barrier that stops you from even conceiving of being able to just own things without state permission.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >with an sv1 gun license. you just need to be a security guard or any "protection" job to get the sv1 license

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy cope batman.
    Still I don't believe for a second it would be THAT eas-
    >take a 2 year long security training course, pay to get certified. have x number of years working, references. then you can apply for the sv1 loiiicunse you can. then it is processed for 18 months
    LMAO

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this board has some of the most obsessive trigger happy (lol) jannies on the site
    >but the constantly derailing furry tripfag still hasn't been banned
    makes you think

    • 3 weeks ago
      BigC

      how about you seethe a bit more for me, i really enjoy it
      i've been here longer than 99.999% of the people on this board, i'll be here long after you get bored and leave

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just don't reply to him, give him the "creepy uncle at a family meetup who fucks roadkill" treatment and he'll get bored and go fag up some other thread

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me, Tennessean.
    >Go to gun store.
    >Pick one I can afford.
    >Fill out paperwork, get background check.
    >Leave with gun.
    Sometimes I just meet a private citizen and buy, paying with cash.
    No background check.
    Just gun and money.
    Crumpets can go pound sand, they will never have a fraction of my freedom.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In Czechia and Slovakia all you need is a clean criminal record, medical evaluation and a couple of hours with an instructor to get your license. A gun license also allows you to CC your weapon anywhere.
    Seems like a lot to an American but it’s really just as simple as:
    >don’t commit any crime
    >go to a doctor to check that you’re fine to handle firearms
    >go to the range to make sure you know how to handle firearms
    It’s easy as fuck and you can get all sorts of guns.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >In Czechia and Slovakia all you need is a clean criminal record, medical evaluation and a couple of hours with an instructor to get your license. A gun license also allows you to CC your weapon anywhere.
      Wow and thats fucking awful.
      Here in America it is literally a right to own a gun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In America all you need is a clean criminal record. In half the states you don't even need a license to CC your weapon. It’s really just as simple as:
      >Go to a gun store.
      >Instant background check.
      >Walk out with a gun.
      It’s easy as fuck and you can get all sorts of guns.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >In America all you need is a clean criminal record
        You don't really need that, its a right you stupid fuck.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A right you lose when you commit a felony.

          But yeah other than that it's guaranteed.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's an infringement and wasn't always that way and shouldn't be, but this is why private sales exist. It is a right, it says shall not be infringed. The current "establishment" government as people call them are corrupt and illegitimate, it is what the founding fathers put the 2nd amendment in for. They do not follow the constitution very much at all, and they are not be obeyed or followed. Sorry commie gay loving freak but I'm American as fuck.

            t. Felon

            Close but no. It's all bullshit anyway. I think literally everyone should have a gun for defense and sport and possible invasion if they so choose. It is also what keeps shitters like China and Russia away. And why the traitors in DC want to take away guns. Every other person here is armed like a fucking one man swat team and all they got are starving little asians and drunk ass russians with cheap ass shit if any shit. We were and will always be a motherfucking war nation. Historically we almost had Asia. I'm all for war for oil too. People do not understand its value. Gold is nothing compared to oil.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          t. Felon

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >country with 2A
    >everyone is a security guard
    ngmi britfag

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can own a normal AR-15 like the one we would buy here? Anyway...you have to be a security guard, who wants to do that? lol

    You also have no freedom of speech. Look man, you are the problem. You are pretending you don't have it bad and that your state is not seriously oppressive. You should not be rejoicing in this breadcrumb of heavily controlled "freedom". You should be COMPLETELY pissed. If I found myself a British citizen, I would 100% leave.

    We have no chance of saving America as a whole, thanks to demographic shift and other things, but you can't even live a normal life.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bought a rifle from a guy at a gun show in Pennsylvania last week.
    He was walking around with it slung over his shoulder, a cardboard sign that said "$500" on it taped to a wooden dowel stuck in the barrel.
    I gave him $500, he said "Enjoy it, boss!" handed me the rifle, and walked away.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glocks look weird when they don't have a thin coating of dust and ass cheese coating them from being carried all the time
    it's like there's this slight translucent shine to the plasic that gradually fades away as the guns get used,

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