Does this seem militarily accurate? How is the Finnish army different from other armies?

Does this seem militarily accurate?

How is the Finnish army different from other armies?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the finnish army is based and other armies are cringe, simple as that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Does this seem militarily accurate?
      Yes
      Source: served in FDF

      100%

      boy scouts with guns and more yelling

      t. draft dodger

      I feel like Fins can do two games - rally racing and autism simulators (and typically both at the same time)

      Yes

      https://i.imgur.com/2CVFm7W.jpg

      I hate it when my countrymen make these stupid ass streamer bait meme games instead of focusing on making something actually good

      Pääs kiinni, without these meme games we'd have nothing but Noita and I don't think that's even Finnish

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >without these meme games we'd have nothing but Noita and I don't think that's even Finnish
        >I don't think that's even Finnish
        >Noita
        >Not Finnish
        Anon, do you have brain problem?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. draft dodger
        not really, I just like smoking weed on my free time ("oh no, deadly drug, you should just drink booze like everyone else") and they kept me on E-papers until the last year when they finally decided I was good enough for the military even though nothing really changed in the last 10 years. currently serving at vekarajärvi.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nisti

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not really, I just like smoking weed on my free time ("oh no, deadly drug, you should just drink booze like everyone else") and they kept me on E-papers until the last year when they finally decided I was good enough for the military even though nothing really changed in the last 10 years. currently serving at vekarajärvi.
          HAHAHAHAHAHAH dude weed lmao and doing conscription as 30 year old.

          https://i.imgur.com/V0oj5jZ.jpg

          Lmao. For context, someone on Ylilauta made a trolling thread about this game trying to make it look like he's the dev doing some viral marketing and from the responses in the thread it seems that someone from the real dev team apparently joined in to protect the turd of a product he helped to push out. It costs 27 euro (29,28 $) on Steam as an early-access game and looks like pic related.

          Finanons already called out the dev for his garden gnomery:

          https://ylilauta.org/satunnainen/131208468
          https://ylilauta.org/satunnainen/131215331

          Asking for 30€ for early access meme game is rabbinical judaism. My Summer Car is doing it right by pricing it 15€.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >HAHAHAHAHAHAH dude weed lmao and doing conscription as 30 year old.
            eh, good thing I don't give a shit what nerds here think and the roommates and alikki are all decent people.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nisti

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ok viljami

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >calling other person a drug addict for smoking weed
                Lol, we're not on Ylilauta, you know. This is an international forum and I'm pretty sure that most people in the US and even in Central and Southern Europe have quite a different view of what is drug addiction.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have any guns either if you admit to being a nisti

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, I'm not the person who you called "nisti", or drug addict, and I'm not admitting anything either. Just saying you have a really outdated and out of touch view of drug-use if you think pot makes someone a raging addict. We're on an US forum and in the states, weed is pretty much legal and a non-issue, so you might want to reconsider, who you call an addict and on what basis. This is not Finland or Ylilauta, where taking a beer as a lunch drink is considered alcoholism.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I hate what Ylis has become in the past decade. I only go to ww3-board every now and then to see whether theres any cool combat footage but those people manage to be more cringy and retarded than any russian or nafotwitterfag.
                Fuck that Maltese casinogarden gnome and his normalfag board.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nisti talk

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Relaa Rauski. Tuu nykypäivään sieltä 70 luvulta.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I had a guy like you in my platoon when I did conscription in sweden, and everybody loved him. He was older than our vänrikkis and just became like the platoon 'dad'. 30 year old conscripts are based as F, without him we would probably have succumbed to our profound autism. But he kept things on the fucking level just by being there and being chill

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"oh no, deadly drug, you should just drink booze like everyone else"
          You sound like a retard though. Only braindead people think that or even bring it up to defeng their smoking

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fucking stoner idiot I fuck u bloody

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >without these meme games we'd have nothing but Noita
        well we would have more good games if the people concentrating on making a quick buck with twitch bait games like this would instead be making something with actual gameplay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My Summer Car is a legitimately good video game.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    boy scouts with guns and more yelling

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like Fins can do two games - rally racing and autism simulators (and typically both at the same time)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rally racing is retarded. Everyone knows Nascar is the best

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kys

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >replying to obvious bait

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn't know nascar's roots were really
        NGMI

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finnish developers make plenty of normie games. Max Payne, Angry Birds, Clash of Clans, Cities Skylines and so on.

      Rally racing is retarded. Everyone knows Nascar is the best

      As if /turnleft/ was ever good...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ever heard of baba is you and noita?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate it when my countrymen make these stupid ass streamer bait meme games instead of focusing on making something actually good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think games like my summer car can both be streamer bait as well as actually fun and unique experiences

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did not care for My Summer Car. Not much fun and too confusing without quest markers

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The quest markers are on the wall map inside the house (for jobs at least).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Meme games are the best games coming out of Finland. What else is there? Remedy and Frozenbyte games which are decent, but nothing to write home about. A couple indies like Legends of Grimrock?
      You will accept the international vidya presence these streamer baits give Finland and you will like it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Housemarque games tend to be good by default.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'll blame my ignorance then. Third person console games aren't my thing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro there are tons of great new games coming from Finland. Ultrakill is the best fps ever.
      Road to Vostok is also looking very promising.
      Noita and Baba were great too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Noita

        noita is literally digital autism. i hate it so fucking much

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          skill issue lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            imagine playing a game that's basically a 2nd job

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ultrakill
        >the best fps ever
        piss off zoomie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the fuck up Timo. Let people enjoy being autistic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did not care for My Summer Car. Not much fun and too confusing without quest markers

      >I did not care for My Summer Car.
      >Not much fun and too confusing without quest markers
      I was going to say something mean but then I got sad thinking about how damaging minimaps and quest markers and HUD compasses have whittled away at making enjoyable game experiences, so I'll just say it's understandable that the experiences offered by these games aren't for everyone.

      Also Remedy Entertainment (Max Payne, Alan Wake, Control) are Finnish.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it's any consolation, I'm very much looking forward to Road to Vostok, and Ultrakill is more fun than any other shooter I've tried in a very long time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ultrakill dev is Finnish
        wow, now it all makes sense. amazing fucking game tho

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro there are tons of great new games coming from Finland. Ultrakill is the best fps ever.
      Road to Vostok is also looking very promising.
      Noita and Baba were great too.

      I hope there's some IRL volunteer work available for Road to Vostok eventually. Anything.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough waiting. Not enough waiting for waiting.
    No misery or suck visible.
    Looks like the basic training period.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This pic sums up my service in estonian defence forces... but we didnt have rubber boots. Only leather... 🙁

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but we didnt have rubber boots
        yes you did you moron. you were issued 2 tactical boots and 1 rubber boots

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No retard, 2 pairs of boots and overboots that were size smaller than your boots and you couldnt change them

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what year?
            my time (2015-2016) we had 2 set of boots and 1 set of wellies
            thye asked us if we wanted overboots but we would have to pay for it

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              2021-2022, we got the norwegian overboots I believe. Even tegevatel polnud kummikuid

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ss arusaadav

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does that game include hitting the town on weekends?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It´s the boring, modern M05 165/255/347 army.
    I cant relate to this. We need to go back!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pohjautunut Kajahtanut Kajjjaanilainen.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd fucking go back in a heartbeat if they said they're increasing the time from the current 165/255/347 back to or even more than 240/285/330. The current service times are not enough to be honest, minimum should be 285 instead of 165

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ollaan kiinni viikonloppu

    hyi vittu ptsd triggered

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    spurdo spärde xDD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    seems accurate. never been there myself but heard from my friends about it.
    t. kela NEETbucks papers due to autism

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if it's like a 'My Summer Car' take on ARMA then I'm buying it day 1.
    maybe other anons might understand but something MSC just clicks in a perfectly weird way

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when was this drawn
      that retard is complaining on twitter about not being able to draw bikes, but he hadnt posted art yet
      IS THAT YOU YOU FUCKER
      POST MORE CUTE GIRLS AND LESS UNIFORMS PHOTOGRAPHS YOU GOD DAMN SPERGO SPARDE

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s made up of fingolians.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do they even have recent combat experience?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fighting depression and homosexual urges, yes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally nobody except Ukies and vatmorons has recent combat experience that doesn't involve stomping goat fuckers with jets

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Finland hardly even has that experience.
        And there's other countries that engage in combat with near peer adversaries (Iran, Turkey, Azerbaijan, Armenia, Syria, etc).

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Azerbaijan and Armenia maybe, but they are so small that it doesn't really qualify. The rest is more or less overblown limited interventions in civil wars

          imagine playing a game that's basically a 2nd job

          >single player game with limited grind is a 2nd job
          not really though

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Finnish infantryman has much better skills than Azerigroids and other assorted browns because their peer wars mean fighting other 80 IQ human wave enthusiasts

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Which was what, over half a century ago?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Time to work on that literacy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We have regular combat experience professionals from all over the world, not being able to complete a week's training in winter. Apparently combat experience does not automatically make you a 100% resilient supersoldier.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        These uniforms and guns are so sexy

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How is the Finnish army different from other armies?
    dey fite for benis :DD

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *cha cha.jpg*

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if u didnt do coastal jaeger in finnish army ur not really a finnish soldier.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not gay so the navy wasn't an option

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Close enough for me

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scandibros explain yourselves.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >people accustomed to cold climates are more likely to move to other cold climates than people who aren't
      Seems fairly straightforward

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No.
        I want to know why Scandinavians are using their pagan magic to cause blizzards.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Scaring away the other ethnicities, so they can stand no less than three meters from one another in peace

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a blizzard a day keeps the non-whites away

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For the comf.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heart know what heart want

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't make frost troll cheese if the frost trolls can't live there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The cold sustains us.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >gets the whole HQ company blown up by leaving Tinder on

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone from those parts of Europe is actually a fucking snow-cryptid.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When you factor in the meth and fentanyl you're right.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao. For context, someone on Ylilauta made a trolling thread about this game trying to make it look like he's the dev doing some viral marketing and from the responses in the thread it seems that someone from the real dev team apparently joined in to protect the turd of a product he helped to push out. It costs 27 euro (29,28 $) on Steam as an early-access game and looks like pic related.

    Finanons already called out the dev for his garden gnomery:

    https://ylilauta.org/satunnainen/131208468
    https://ylilauta.org/satunnainen/131215331

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A good reminder to stay out from ylilauta for an unforeseeable future

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Finn here. It's no longer an imageboard, but anonymous facebook. I mean, the fucking like-button was added quite a number of years ago. And now there's a fucking dislike-button! It's edgy reddit!
        And the owner is a fag who's making it ever more mobile and advertiser friendly, literally removing features from the site.
        No more MP3-files with cover photos and unique filenames, for instance. Man, those were good threads back in the day, when people made "theme songs" for stuff. Now everything's just a mass of homogenized content.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What he said. It´s no wonder our meme export industry is dead these days. Killed by Maltanjutku and his "site improvements".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Funny and sad at the same time how that old joke picture about Normolauta actually became the reality.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any finn got video of conscript training in forest and somebody tripped on tripfire and officer started yelling for solid minute

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Here you go

        aigh, thats the one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here you go

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was the detonation cord.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    nobump

    buy an ad and post on/v/ moron

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    please tell Sako to make a civilian RK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They made plenty, just not for you. And then they repurposed the machines for other stuff.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They made some, then decided that making milled frame assault rifles in the modern days is retarded

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, the 1980's assault weapons ban kind of fucked them.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How is the Finnish army different from other armies?

    It's the only army where communications are done in Finnish.

    Here are some assorted Finnish army quotes, may they bring you amusement.

    >"what I'm teaching you isn't allowed, but you're going to do it anyway"

    >"anticipate, don't react"

    >"in a pinch, your assault rifle's butt can be used to bludgeon the enemy"
    >"captain sir, is there any part of the rifle that isn't suitable for killing?"
    >captain turns the rifle around in his hands, looking thoughtful. he then grins from ear to ear
    >"no"

    >"world's rarest resource, a CO's sweat"

    >"satisfaction is the end of progress"

    >"when I'm talking, you will listen. then you will learn, because I don't talk bullshit. afterward you can go back to giggling and fondling each other"

    >"keep a calm head, even when the air is full of bullets and Cyrillic script"

    >"you can get used to anything, except an icicle in the rectum. it'll melt before that"

    >"private, have you ever been caught masturbating in the janitorial closet?"
    >"no sir"
    >"it's a good spot, isn't it?"

    >"do you boys have knives on you?"
    >"no sir"
    >"a soldier without a knife is like a whore without a cunt"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And some more.

      >"a door isn't an obstacle, it's a hindrance. actually, scratch that. a door is a hole in a wall, and a hole in a wall is an opportunity"

      >"eyes up front! you don't need to look around, you aren't a pedophile at Disneyland"
      >snicker
      >"recruit! what are you laughing at?"
      >"at the navy, sir"
      >"correct answer"

      >"when is a sentry at their most alert? that's right, when they're masturbating"

      >"if you recruits think I've been bullying you, well, you'd be correct"

      >"sir, should we also learn the Navy insignia so we'll know who to salute?"
      >"the navy's highest rank is admiral. it's roughly equal to the army's lance corporal, and you don't have to salute lance corporals"

      >"these air raid drills are pretty simple, but what happens when you have to do 10 of them in a day? you'll get frustrated and don't feel like doing the next one properly. so, when is the shit going to hit the fan?
      >"on the 11th, sir"
      >"precisely. it's like using a condom, you can get lucky 10 times without one, but after the 11th you'll have a child, syphilis, or both"

      >privates were shooting full auto when they're supposed to only do semi-auto.
      >"these bullets cost 30 cents a piece, so a full magazine is 9 euros. the next person to shoot full auto owes me 9 euros, and if they don't have any cash on them they can suck my cock"

      >"war is like a bar fight. hit the enemy where it hurts, then run away before their friends get there."

      >recruit does/says something really fucking stupid.
      >"you are the reason I use hard drugs"

      >recruits are gushing about how cool the Spetsnaz are.
      >"the only reason Russia has any 'special' forces at all is because calling them 'retarded' isn't politically correct"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"when is a sentry at their most alert? that's right, when they're masturbating"
        Lmao.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>"what I'm teaching you isn't allowed, but you're going to do it anyway"
      I remember that during my service we did those pop up metal targets and the scenario was a boatload of yellows landing on the shore. The situation started from an explosion at the shore and then they started poppin up and we'd retreat to dugouts further in land.
      Now, what on earth could it have been that blew up at the shore? Nothing we'd have set off remotely. I suspect Ltn. D may have implied the use of infantry mines there

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WHAT!? unobserved anti-personnel mines in 2023 Finland? We would never do such barbaric things banned by Treaty of Ottawa, nor would our instructors tell us how to do such things (theoretically of course, and in Minecraft)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Was I/16 actually

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            II/09, it might have been mentioned (it was real in my mind)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          II/13 keuruu, we blew a pipe mine up for demonstration purposes (to show difference in effectiveness at different distances compared to the VP10s). Totally not meant for operational use anymore.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >we blew up a pipe mine
            Nonsense. You blew up a pipe charge you dumbass. Pipe mines are banned.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a good spot, isn't it?
      don't know why that one got me

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not watching the lowbrow clip.
    Here my expert and autistic elevator pitch assessment.
    Troop evaluation:
    Mediocre to decent in comparison to Norwegian, Swedish, German, Danish, Dutch, Austrian and British troops. The population isn’t the most innovative, but stubborn rather organized and patriotic. Historically speaking they excelled under German command. Most of the relevant - male - population is trained and studies suggest more ready to defend their country in comparison to other WEIRD countries.
    Equipment structure evaluation:
    Weak Air Force and rather weak air defense (not too bad population wise), weak fleet, a lot of artillery (most of it isn’t really great), decent tanks, a lot of cheap mines, infantry weapons especially sniper rifles, assault rifles and mortars (a lot of it is a good idea give modern warfare).
    Lack of modern battlefield awareness. Which limits offensive operations.
    Geography:
    Mostly protected by sea, lakes, hills and and forest. Coastline mostly averse to large landing operations.
    Terrain favorable for defense.
    Climate type subarctic; which means rather harsh winters and swampy surface in the summer.
    Climate favorable for defense.
    Strategy assessment:
    Very low offensive potential. Today that’s drones, cruise and ballistic missiles and the platforms to lunch them from sea, land and air.
    Moderat to high defensive potential given terrain, climate and mobilization potential, large equipment storage.
    Conclusion:
    Mix of western and eastern strategy. With mass mobilization and huge storage of old weapons. Focused on defensive operations and terrain optimized operations.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where’s the gollum minigame

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BENIS :DDDDDDD

    KYNG44

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