Does anyone else always confuse safetys? Like if it's red, in my head that screams

Does anyone else always confuse safetys?
Like if it's red, in my head that screams
>Careful, the gun can't fire!
But apparently it's the other way around.
I fricking hate safetys

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon you might be too moronic to own guns.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, but also I think it's annoying how up/down isn't universal. In my experience most guns, safety down is safety off, but if you're unsure that's what the red dot is for, but what about pistols that have no red dot, or if you have multiples of both? I only thought about this when I got my Makarov, which is overall in excellent shape, but the red paint was worn/missing from the little dimple

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        As for the beretta in OP’s pic, at least. It’s still a thumb sweep like a down to disengage safety. AFAIK 99.9% of hand gun safeties follow that rule.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Confuse red for not red
      >Confuse F for S
      >Confuse straight up not being able to fire and/or cycle the gun with normal function
      I'm seconding

      >you might be too moronic to own guns

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's right though, red SHOULD = dead.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This seems common place on /k/ like the guy who shot his screen watching cars and it wasn't his first accidental discharge.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Red = Dead

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      redemption

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Red means dead. If it's simple enough to be put into a rhyme then it should only confuse the invalid.

      Yeah dead if I don't shoot that Black person right now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Red means dead. If it's simple enough to be put into a rhyme then it should only confuse the invalid.

      I've never heard "red=dead" but that could go either way. Who's dead?

      How about red=lead.
      Or remember that fire burns red.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Red means dead. If it's simple enough to be put into a rhyme then it should only confuse the invalid.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    when its a crossbolt style of safety? yes, i hate them very much.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I once shot a workshop .380 pistol that had the safety selector exactly as you say. I negligently discharged in some bumfrick forested area while mindlessly fricking with the trigger trying to get a feel on it thinking it was on safety. It was also an unreliable, dangerous piece of shit, so I gave it away to an uncle who ended up hating it so much it's lying in a ditch somewhere in Indiana.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's lying in a ditch somewhere in Indiana.
      you know it isn't.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's what I always hate about crossfire safeties because in my head its:
    >"RED MEANS SAFE"

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you shoot revolvers then the safety will rely on you remembering not to pull the trigger if you don’t want the gun to shoot… unless you have a heritage… because apparently they felt you were too dumb for that…

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    red means blood, it means you're ready to kill.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No but it makes me mad that whoever designed the iPhone vibrate switch got it backwards and made orange vibrate or “safe”. That one I do get backwards sometimes

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Safety, always off

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A. red = dead
    B. >using the safety
    what are you gay?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just buy a gun without a safety moron
    HK has official trigger groups without safety for mk23 and hk45,

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    MP5 pictogram lowers are blatant lies too. Cops don't have 7 round burst.
    S-1-30 is maybe less of a lie but god help you if you load a 20.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MP5 pictogram lowers are blatant lies too. Cops don't have 7 round burst.
      Notice how the bullets are not contained in the full auto mode implying continuation, whereas the single shot and 3 round burst ones are blocked off?
      You really are a brainlet.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every time I see this I wonder if they had an eight shot s/w or if they stopped to reload mid frickup…

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you'd think the backpressure from the first shot would have let them know.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skill issue

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick uses a safety, most of them aren't even hammer blocks. I only ever have live ammo in the gun at the range, not even to function test. If I have to cycle the gun at home then I take the firing pin out.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Like if it's red, in my head that screams
    , the gun can't fire!
    You are legit moronic. Like, absolutely certifiably, medically diagnosably, grade A idiot mongoloid double moronic.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You get used to it after your first few NDAs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Non disclosure agreements?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, Glock makes you sign an NDA every time you Glock yourself.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glocks and many others do not have that problem.

    Who uses the safety anyway.
    Do you read the instructions to?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Does anyone else always confuse safetys?
    Not confuse but I kinda hate these things when switching hands ... I prefer ambi-guns with something doing the same thing no matter what hand does the identical but mirrored motion or don't have the controls on the other side.
    Cross-bolts make sense if you only shoot right or left handed exclusively but can cause a problem when you like to change the side occasionally, even if you don't confuse stuff in a relaxed environment I wouldn't want to use a cross-bolt when under lethal pressure.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No worries OP, neglige discard is a normal part of owling firewarms.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    well its survival of the fittest - if you're unfit to wield a gun safely it might be a hint not to do it

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same!
    I hate the Reddit-switch almost as much as I hate Reddit-finger!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amen

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Glock 19 has entered the chat
    I heard someone needed an effective pistol with no safety switch.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ahh prefection
      (For morons)

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't feel bad, they've happened to me a few times
    >At friends apartment at college.
    >Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18)
    >Drinking with friends
    >Show them my new Jericho
    >Try to manually dewiener
    >Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

    Second time
    >At range
    >Showing friend pistol
    >Think gun is unloaded
    >Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
    >Forgot loaded mag in
    >Shoot between his feet

    Third time
    >At parents house.
    >Just bought a sig from a guy
    >Get home
    >Try swapping slides with another sig I had
    >Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
    >Pull trigger
    >Shoot parents wall

    Fourth time
    >At my new house
    >Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
    >Release bolt
    >Slam fires round into ground

    Fifth time
    >Showing a friend how to use it
    >No idea how but a round got chambered
    >Show him how the trigger works
    >Pull trigger
    >Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

    Sixth time
    >Thought maybe the house was haunted
    >Grab a sig
    >Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in pull trigger at the same hole
    >Round goes off

    Seventh time
    >Friend brings over a used
    >Glock wants me to look over it
    >I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
    >Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

    Eighth time
    >Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
    >I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
    >He's showing it off to me I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
    >Pulled the trigger for some reason
    >Shot 3 rounds into my wall

    Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf people like you shoildnt owned guns!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        newbie spotted

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No you're just moronic

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    an easy way for me to remember it is: red = STOP, as in "stop thinking about it and shoot!"

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically remember it by thinking
    >AUUGHHHH!!!
    >MY SAFETY! MY SAFETY IS RED HOT!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just like the stovetop glows red-hot when it's on. So a red safety means the safety is on.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always confuse magazine safeties. I thought Beretta wrote "Careful! The gun can't fire without a magazine!" but it turns out they wrote the opposite because Beretta handguns typically don't have magazine safeties. I hate magazine safeties.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the earlier berettas (80s series) had magazine safeties, there is always ALOT of ADs when you issue out a gun without a mag safety to a police department that had them

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Does anyone else always confuse safetys?
    No, not really.

    But in your illustrated case, red to me screams "hot. danger!" and thus safety is off.

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