Do you drink beer on the jobsite, dude? A cup of beer can't hurt anybody, dude, that's all I'm saying.

Do you drink beer on the jobsite, dude?

A cup of beer can't hurt anybody, dude, that's all I'm saying. Some people need a primer to start their day, dude. I'm not saying slam a whole case of beers, dude. No way, dude. But a little bit of beer, dude. That's not gonna hurt NOBODY dude.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I slammed a pint of red wine everyday before my tech job because my uncle kept giving me these carboys full of it that he'd whip up in garage. my breathe was death and my teeth were purple. got called out on it by my supervisor, but he didnt care. i eventually ran out of the juice and stopped. my supervisor said he was proud of me for pulling myself out of addiction. *shrugs*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >my tech job
      JESUS DUDE. at least being a computer geek won't kill nobody at the jobsite dude.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you underestimate the vulnerability to anxiety and depression symptoms that office job workers experience to blue collar jobs. its true that iv often considered asphyxiating myself in the garage but maybe with a little drink in my id be more liable to push tammy out a window in minecraft.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >push tammy out a window
          wtf

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ...in minecraft dude

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Pussy say what you want to say

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            bro, do you even have minecrafted dude?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No because booze dehydrates and I'm not a lush. I hydrate to be comfortable so lots of water and some electrolytes or real juice does the job. I bring canned fruit (in juice or water) as snacks and drink the juice too.

    Life goes smoothly if you're methodical.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People can smell alcohol on your breath, so obviously not, would get your ass fired.
    I just vape because most people dont know what the smell of vaped herbs is like.

    Discrete

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      we can all tell Black person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, you reek, have red eyes, take 10 seconds to reply to basic questions, and spend half your day staring at nothing before getting startled and going back to making mistakes.
      If you need drugs to function day to day, to the point you are taking them at work, get therapy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No I can tell they have no idea, they've never once said anything about it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you do remotely decent work, they're just going to wait till you get hurt so they can laugh in your face when they hit you with a drug test. You're like hiring an illegal immigrant, except legal. They know they can work you like a shitshow and the second you raise a stink over anything (especially an injury claim), they just slap you with a drug test and wash their hands of any responsibility.
          You're not cheating the system being high at work, you're just cheap labor with an escape clause. The people cutting checks don't give a frick, because it's not their neck on the line because they're not working out there beside your stoned ass. It's your peers that'll get fricked if you hurt them, insurance/disability will frick them harder, you'll get fired and the heartless bastards running the show won't lose a wink of sleep over having let some stoner on the job site.
          The only best case scenerio here is if you're the only one that gets wrecked when you frick up.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dam straight

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus gramps was the last time you smoked weed in the age of horse dawn wagons?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're right
        Weed is a degenerate drug and I hate working with stoner homosexuals

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dont you have to detox and get your leg checked out there StonerBro?
    A nailgun injury to the leg could get real infected real quick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wrong thread, bucko

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >getting so assmad that you abandoned your prior thread

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Texas hat

    Red wings jersey

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      michiganders are the strongest race on the planet

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NO... While builders were building my house, I told them that if they didn't drink during work, I'd bring a case in the evenings, and I did. They finished the job and I STILL found a bunch of beer cans throw into the far corners of my roof (different brand).

    Those Mexicans are gonna drink.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >A cup of beer
    What planet did you beam down from?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >A cup of beer
    A plate of shrimp

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No but I always immediately go home to my chickens and have a single beer

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if dipcup says its okay, then is okay! okay?!

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In Canada I've never had a drug test and as far as I know it's not a thing. We had one guy on a site pull the seat out of his blade (picrel) and replace it with a cooler box thing filled with beer, nobody gave a shit. Now I work in higher end finishing type work and nobody smokes or drinks on the job, maybe a bit of wine at lunch, after work though 1/20 guys roughly will smoke a little pinner before driving home. I don't drink/smoke at or after work until I'm home.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Beer for breakfast and dinner and a few in between. More or less depending on the day. It's funny a bad day you want to drink more but good days want to drink even more. Just got to pace your self. I tend to think one beer one hour but a couple hours in-between is much better.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I ain't your dude bro

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have a "not one drop" (kek) rule in my woodshop and I'm an alcoholic. I won't operate a powertool (especially the jointer) if I had a sip of beer within 8 hours of operation.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good on you, man. Similarly, I have a "not one drop" rule around my firearms — despite how fun the American idea of getting drunk and shooting might seem.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My state has a not 1 drop rule. It's a crime to handle or carry a gun if you've had any alcohol, and the DNR loves to enforce it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the DNR loves to enforce it
          Damn, I'm conflicted about that statement. On the one hand, I firmly believe in firearm safety and that mind-altering substances (except legal speed, lmao) and guns don't mix. On the other... I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE FRICK THE ATF FRICK THE GOV ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I knew a shuttle driver that slammed vodka every morning...also i was a valet and my fricking manager would buy 4lokos or some hipster beers sometimes.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why, yes, we all drink on the job.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I smoke pot all day and I’m a journeyman+machinist. Like a real one not that hit a button and make 100 parts bullshit labor job that call themselves machinists.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have a thermos with some 'coffee' when on nightshifts. I operate the power plant at a paper mill. Never heard a word from anyone.

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