Do you believe that Bigfoot is real?

Do you believe that Bigfoot is real? Are there creatures/monsters out there that we haven't been able to prove the existence of?

Have you ever seen/smelled/sensed a creature that you couldn't identify? If so, what's your story? If you have an encounter to share, please, share it with us.

Bigfoot/Skinwalker/Wendido/Crypit thread?

Also, what do y'all think of this 911 cal (from 1997, in Washington state)?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, all of them are real or at one point were. Lycans still exist but are very few in number but skinwalker numbers have been increasing. I have a revolver full of silvers tucked away for them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you believe that Bigfoot is real? Are there creatures/monsters out there that we haven't been able to prove the existence of?
      No
      >Have you ever seen/smelled/sensed a creature that you couldn't identify? If so, what's your story? If you have an encounter to share, please, share it with us.
      No
      >Bigfoot/Skinwalker/Wendido/Crypit thread?
      >>/x/
      >
      Also, what do y'all think of this 911 cal (from 1997, in Washington state)?
      Reddit spacing

      Furries
      Missing 411 can all be explained by pedophiles, mountain lions and mental illness

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You type like a homosexual

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you think thats crazy, listen to the “Sierra Noises” some shit back in the 70s from some secret camp in the sierra mountains that record several bigfoots talking to each other.

    To kill bigfoot you need a .50 GI glock with a pretty long barrel, like a glock 17L size but .50 GI

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Would a longslide do the trick?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Love that gun

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >By the way, here's a link to the YouTube video, if any you want to watch the MonsterQuest episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv0PysNT4HY

      And here's another screenshot of some of the text from the 911 call.

      > Pic related:

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >to kill a bigfoot
      surely if anyone had killed a bigfoot they would show the corpse to the public as proof that bigfoots exist.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The government took the corpse and the photos

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          why?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            See

            Cause Bigfoot isn’t from this world

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I just listened to this and LMAO get the frick outta here. Those sounds are 100% made by a human.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >To kill bigfoot you need a .50 GI glock with a pretty long barrel, like a glock 17L size but .50 GI
      So something with less power than a .45 super. It’s less than a 10mm.

      If that kills a Bigfoot literally any gun can. Rifles would still be ideal, like in nearly every situation.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’m scared i’ll bump into a wendido at night. I’m surrounded by woods where I live and I always carry my 1911 with me to take the trash to the road. Is 45acp enough to stop one?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you live? Which state/city? And do you have any pictures that show what it's like, in your town and/or the area around it?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ponchatoula, Lousiana. Picrel is my yard

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You guys don’t have Wendigo’s to worry about. Rougarou’s live in your swamps instead

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >rougarou
            Well, ive read enough shit to know what a garou is but what makes the rougarou different? is it just like saying cajun werewolf or is it a different beastie?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Probably a swamp dwelling cousin of the garou

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, you need a 10mm. That's what the glowies around the depot near here used to carry, back when they were disposing of chem shit. Supposedly they'd see weird shit in the woods sometimes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      10mm should do the trick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      .45 super yes.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe with ball ammo. Otherwise you don't get enough penetration. Hollow points pancake too much and offer surprisingly shallow wound channels

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    By the way, here's a link to the YouTube video, if any of y'all want to watch the MonsterQuest episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv0PysNT4HY

    And here is a screenshot of some intriguing comments that are from the top of the YouTube page.

    > Pic related:

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You all should be watching Hammerson Peters, he delves into historically documented instances of Sasquatch sightings, Native American folklore and individuals becoming Wendigo’s as there have been several recorded instances of that, mostly documented by people involved in the fur trade in the 18th and 19th centuries.

      https://m.youtube.com/@HammersonPeters

      Pictured is Swift Runner, who was arrested after he devoured his family back in 19th century Alberta. Probably the most well known person to become a Wendigo.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >devoured his family
        What the frick

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Truth is stranger than fiction.

          People think that Wendigo’s are some gangly limbed deer skulled critter, they are actually just men and women, usually in the Boreal forests of Canada who through adversity and hunger become cannibalistic and find their hunger insatiable, perhaps as a result of being possessed by an evil spirit that transforms them into a cannibal. In Cree or Algonquin folklore if anyone indicated any signs of being a Wendigo they would often be killed by other members of the tribe as quickly as possible before they could harm and devour others.

          Recent incidents might include the Vincent Li greyhound bus attack or the West Creston massacre in the 1970’s(massive RCMP frick up on that last one as they responded to the initial murder scene and then left when he was still there without properly searching it and he went on to murder & torture another family).

          There are more historical incidents that Hammerson Peters makes note of on his channel. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9PuNKkpV-Pk&pp=ygUYaGFtbWVyc29uIHBldGVycyB3ZW5kaWdv

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Reds are a trouble folk. The “noble savage” is actually just savage

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are unicorns real yes or no
    Are unicorns real yes or no

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think that they are real. What do you think?

      Also, you should learn about 'punctuation' and what purpose it serves. It's very useful.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Punctuation is real, though.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Punctuation is, indeed, real. And it is very much needed. Unfortunately, there are a lot of stupid motherfrickers in the world, these days. And, for some fricking reason, it seems that many people actually like to show off their ignorance.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: moronic people misidentify coyotes and bears.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you believe that Bigfoot is real?
    No. The very notion is moronic.
    >Are there creatures/monsters out there that we haven't been able to prove the existence of?
    There are loads of undiscovered species. None of the ones schizos believe exist are real.

    The simple fact is mankind already eradicated all traces of the paranormal. Elves, witches, shapeshifters, trolls, etc all existed. And we killed them all before we even invented gunpowder.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How do you know this stuff? And can you verify it? Please, reply. Thank you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >How do you know this stuff?
        It was revealed to me in a dream.
        >Can you verify it
        Of course not. They're all dead. It's no secret that every single culture on earth has tales and legends of magical forces, mystical beings, gods, demons, dragons, non-human humanoid entities, ghosts, spirits. And yet, none now can be proven to exist. Because we killed them all. The Irish folklore that fairies are weak to iron is a hint, as is Judges 1:19. Human technological progress allowed the eradication of paranormal beings which were powerless to resist us.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Faries have problems with iron because its very difficult to phase shift. Why it is difficult to phase shift isnt known.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The simple fact is mankind already eradicated all traces of the paranormal. Elves, witches, shapeshifters, trolls, etc all existed. And we killed them all before we even invented gunpowder.

      The thing that keeps them away from mankind in the modern world is electrification. They appear to be very sensitive to the magnetic field around an electric conductor. It is not known if this applies to all kinds of electrical fields or only AC fields that swap direction.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Edison was pushing DC so hard because he wanted the Demons to win
        I'd believe it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >AC= Angelic current
          >DC=Demonic current

          There's a joke in there to be made about Washington DC as well.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Precisely

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All cryptids I think are based on some observation... however the veracity of them is to be questioned. Probably just some guy seeing something weird in the night while fricking drunk then telling it around.

      I.e. the Chupacabra is probably just based on mangy Coyotes since it causes them to lose their fur.

      The Jackalope is based on Bunnies suffering from the Shope papilloma virus.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The simple fact is mankind already eradicated all traces of the paranormal. Elves, witches, shapeshifters, trolls, etc all existed
      Exactly. Which sucks because I want to kill them too

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    More of a general greentext than specifically cryptid but whatever. I got followed by someone/thing about 5 years ago hiking in the mountains east of San Diego.
    >Haven't been outdoors in a bit and work's pissing me off
    >Check the weather report and see it'll be a clear night with a full moon
    >Remembered the full moon hikes at camp Mataguay and decided to go on one
    >Illegally CC my Glock 19 because who's going to fricking check and frick you CA DOJ, the statute of limitations is 3 years, suck my nuts
    >Get a few miles out before the sun starts to set
    >Enjoy the breeze, smoke my pipe for a bit (tobacco, not weed)
    >Get moving once the sun's down, moon starts rising shortly after sunset
    >Find some toads and scorpions as I'm hiking
    >Haha, toad go hop
    >As I'm rounding a corner, see something jump off the trail into the bushes
    >Oh frick, hope that was a deer
    >Keep moving forward, shine flashlight where the thing jumped off
    >Me: "Oh shit, a mountain lion"
    >The mountain lion: "Oh shit, a human"
    >Kitty fricks off up a hill
    >Carry on forward on the current trail I'm on as it's a loop and it'd be a further hike back to my car if I turned around
    >No more signs of kitty, but see a herd of deer
    >They don't run off when I walk by, probably 25 yards or so
    >Just kind of all watch me with their spooky eye shine reflecting off my light beam
    >Continue on, enter a big meadow
    >Moon's out and the whole place is lit up, light's shining off the lake (It's a biggish pond really) in the middle of the meadow
    >So bright I don't need my flashlight
    >Enjoying the hike now, I always enjoy being in moonlight and the weather was perfect
    >Suddenly hear a splash from up a good distance ahead, see what looks sort of like a person stand up from the edge of the pond and book it across the trail into the trees
    >Get my flashlight out and try to shine it up into the trees
    >Can't see shit, but keep moving
    >Start hearing bits of rustling in the brush behind me as I move down the trail

    1/2

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >When I turn around to check, I can't really see anything
      >Wind is still blowing bushes around a bit, so it's hard to tell if they're being moved by something or just swaying in the wind
      >Continue on, somewhat unnerved
      >More rustling, I definitely catch a moment of movement when I check
      >Start moving faster, flashlight's switched on now and my other hand's on my pistol
      >Hear a big snap and a grunt from much closer behind me
      >When I look, see something pale drop behind a bush like a fricking whack-a-mole
      >It's far enough away and my flashlight's shitty enough that I can only vaguely see the bush and surrounding area
      >Pull my gun out and stare at the bush for what felt like 5 minutes straight, though probably more like 30 seconds
      >Nothing happens, but this is no longer podracing
      >In my best diaphragm voice I yell "Bro, quit following me or you're gonna get Glocked, dude"
      > Immediately realize how moronic that sounded, but I'm fricking spooked
      >Nothing happens
      >Back away further down the trail
      >Probably backpedal a good fifty yards before the trail gets too rough to safely move backwards
      >Still haven't seen anything move from the bush so I quickly move on, now about a quarter mile down the trail
      >Hear what sounds like somebody doing a combination of screaming and puking back in trees, but the trail's crossed the meadow at this point so they'd need to cross into the open to follow me further
      > A few minutes pass and I think I see something emerge from the trees
      >It's out of flashlight range, but instead of following me, it moves quickly across the trail to the pond
      >Hear a big splash, like the sound of a fat dude doing a belly flop
      >Nope out and book it down the trail as fast as I can go
      >Don't hear any more noises following me, but don't stop to listen
      >Make it to my car, no other cars parked in the area
      >Frick off back home

      I'm guessing it was either a schizo schizoing or someone tripping far too many balls. Spooked the shit out of me regardless.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >In my best diaphragm voice I yell "Bro, quit following me or you're gonna get Glocked, dude"
        >Immediately realize how moronic that sounded, but I'm fricking spooked

        top fricking kek

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        At least you didn't hear it repeat what you said.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I remember that story about the guy checking his grandpa's cows, that was scary shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Hear a big splash, like the sound of a fat dude doing a belly flop
        Lost hard here. Good story anon. I enjoyed it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/MlcMtsL.jpg

      >When I turn around to check, I can't really see anything
      >Wind is still blowing bushes around a bit, so it's hard to tell if they're being moved by something or just swaying in the wind
      >Continue on, somewhat unnerved
      >More rustling, I definitely catch a moment of movement when I check
      >Start moving faster, flashlight's switched on now and my other hand's on my pistol
      >Hear a big snap and a grunt from much closer behind me
      >When I look, see something pale drop behind a bush like a fricking whack-a-mole
      >It's far enough away and my flashlight's shitty enough that I can only vaguely see the bush and surrounding area
      >Pull my gun out and stare at the bush for what felt like 5 minutes straight, though probably more like 30 seconds
      >Nothing happens, but this is no longer podracing
      >In my best diaphragm voice I yell "Bro, quit following me or you're gonna get Glocked, dude"
      > Immediately realize how moronic that sounded, but I'm fricking spooked
      >Nothing happens
      >Back away further down the trail
      >Probably backpedal a good fifty yards before the trail gets too rough to safely move backwards
      >Still haven't seen anything move from the bush so I quickly move on, now about a quarter mile down the trail
      >Hear what sounds like somebody doing a combination of screaming and puking back in trees, but the trail's crossed the meadow at this point so they'd need to cross into the open to follow me further
      > A few minutes pass and I think I see something emerge from the trees
      >It's out of flashlight range, but instead of following me, it moves quickly across the trail to the pond
      >Hear a big splash, like the sound of a fat dude doing a belly flop
      >Nope out and book it down the trail as fast as I can go
      >Don't hear any more noises following me, but don't stop to listen
      >Make it to my car, no other cars parked in the area
      >Frick off back home

      I'm guessing it was either a schizo schizoing or someone tripping far too many balls. Spooked the shit out of me regardless.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/MlcMtsL.jpg

      >When I turn around to check, I can't really see anything
      >Wind is still blowing bushes around a bit, so it's hard to tell if they're being moved by something or just swaying in the wind
      >Continue on, somewhat unnerved
      >More rustling, I definitely catch a moment of movement when I check
      >Start moving faster, flashlight's switched on now and my other hand's on my pistol
      >Hear a big snap and a grunt from much closer behind me
      >When I look, see something pale drop behind a bush like a fricking whack-a-mole
      >It's far enough away and my flashlight's shitty enough that I can only vaguely see the bush and surrounding area
      >Pull my gun out and stare at the bush for what felt like 5 minutes straight, though probably more like 30 seconds
      >Nothing happens, but this is no longer podracing
      >In my best diaphragm voice I yell "Bro, quit following me or you're gonna get Glocked, dude"
      > Immediately realize how moronic that sounded, but I'm fricking spooked
      >Nothing happens
      >Back away further down the trail
      >Probably backpedal a good fifty yards before the trail gets too rough to safely move backwards
      >Still haven't seen anything move from the bush so I quickly move on, now about a quarter mile down the trail
      >Hear what sounds like somebody doing a combination of screaming and puking back in trees, but the trail's crossed the meadow at this point so they'd need to cross into the open to follow me further
      > A few minutes pass and I think I see something emerge from the trees
      >It's out of flashlight range, but instead of following me, it moves quickly across the trail to the pond
      >Hear a big splash, like the sound of a fat dude doing a belly flop
      >Nope out and book it down the trail as fast as I can go
      >Don't hear any more noises following me, but don't stop to listen
      >Make it to my car, no other cars parked in the area
      >Frick off back home

      I'm guessing it was either a schizo schizoing or someone tripping far too many balls. Spooked the shit out of me regardless.

      I swear they've either reduced the character limit or I've just gotten wordier.
      I didn't catch any eye shine in the split second I had it in my light and it was probably about the right size to be a tall guy based on what I saw move across the trail. There's a campground not too far away from it so I could see somebody feasably wandering out there. Regardless of who or what it was it was probably one of the spookiest moments I've had innawoods that did not involve my own consumption of psilocybin.
      Something something, man's the real monster, frick off, it spooked the shit out of me at the time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/MlcMtsL.jpg

      >When I turn around to check, I can't really see anything
      >Wind is still blowing bushes around a bit, so it's hard to tell if they're being moved by something or just swaying in the wind
      >Continue on, somewhat unnerved
      >More rustling, I definitely catch a moment of movement when I check
      >Start moving faster, flashlight's switched on now and my other hand's on my pistol
      >Hear a big snap and a grunt from much closer behind me
      >When I look, see something pale drop behind a bush like a fricking whack-a-mole
      >It's far enough away and my flashlight's shitty enough that I can only vaguely see the bush and surrounding area
      >Pull my gun out and stare at the bush for what felt like 5 minutes straight, though probably more like 30 seconds
      >Nothing happens, but this is no longer podracing
      >In my best diaphragm voice I yell "Bro, quit following me or you're gonna get Glocked, dude"
      > Immediately realize how moronic that sounded, but I'm fricking spooked
      >Nothing happens
      >Back away further down the trail
      >Probably backpedal a good fifty yards before the trail gets too rough to safely move backwards
      >Still haven't seen anything move from the bush so I quickly move on, now about a quarter mile down the trail
      >Hear what sounds like somebody doing a combination of screaming and puking back in trees, but the trail's crossed the meadow at this point so they'd need to cross into the open to follow me further
      > A few minutes pass and I think I see something emerge from the trees
      >It's out of flashlight range, but instead of following me, it moves quickly across the trail to the pond
      >Hear a big splash, like the sound of a fat dude doing a belly flop
      >Nope out and book it down the trail as fast as I can go
      >Don't hear any more noises following me, but don't stop to listen
      >Make it to my car, no other cars parked in the area
      >Frick off back home

      I'm guessing it was either a schizo schizoing or someone tripping far too many balls. Spooked the shit out of me regardless.

      [...]
      I swear they've either reduced the character limit or I've just gotten wordier.
      I didn't catch any eye shine in the split second I had it in my light and it was probably about the right size to be a tall guy based on what I saw move across the trail. There's a campground not too far away from it so I could see somebody feasably wandering out there. Regardless of who or what it was it was probably one of the spookiest moments I've had innawoods that did not involve my own consumption of psilocybin.
      Something something, man's the real monster, frick off, it spooked the shit out of me at the time.

      Dude, thank you very much, for taking the time to reply and share your story. This is exactly the type of story that I was hoping to hear.

      I will say, though, that I think that you are a little too inclined to believe that it was a person, as opposed to something else. And I will readily admit, in that situation, even with a loaded gun, I would be scared as frick and I would want to get the frick out of there ASAP.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This was California, my dude. The mental cases out here are basically cryptids in their own right.

        [...]
        [...]
        [...]
        Also, I took screenshots of your story, to share in future threads, because I enjoyed reading it and the details that you included. So, thank you, again, for sharing the story.

        If you have any other stories, or know of any good ones that might be worth re-sharing, please, feel free to post some more.

        I had one other that I suppose would fall into that category, but it was more of a "wat" moment than a spooky encounter.

        >2016
        >Hiking to the Goat Canyon Trestle with two friends
        >Technically trespassing on railroad property but nobody's run a train through Carrizo Gorge in years so people hike it all the time
        >Weekday so we're the only group out there
        >The trail/railroad tracks pass through several tunnels
        >Longest is 1/2 mile and pretty spooky
        >Timbers are redwood and smell amazing, though
        >Maybe a little more than halfway through the longest tunnel
        >Suddenly see a light flick on at the end of the tunnel and blink at us, almost like someone was shining a flashlight from the far end at us
        >Myself and another friend see it, the third wasn't paying attention and missed it
        >It stops blinking, we shine our lights to try to signal back, but don't get any further responses
        >Eventually reach the end of the tunnel, nobody else is there
        >Steep cliff on the right, gorge on the left, and unobstructed view forwards
        >Wat for a few minutes and look around to see if we could find the source of the light
        >Just rocks and timbers nearby, the actual rails are rusty and nonreflective
        >Give a collective "Huh, that's weird" and continue on.

        And that's how I was introduced to the Anza-Borrego Ghost lights, the most supernatural thing I've seen while sober.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/MlcMtsL.jpg

      >When I turn around to check, I can't really see anything
      >Wind is still blowing bushes around a bit, so it's hard to tell if they're being moved by something or just swaying in the wind
      >Continue on, somewhat unnerved
      >More rustling, I definitely catch a moment of movement when I check
      >Start moving faster, flashlight's switched on now and my other hand's on my pistol
      >Hear a big snap and a grunt from much closer behind me
      >When I look, see something pale drop behind a bush like a fricking whack-a-mole
      >It's far enough away and my flashlight's shitty enough that I can only vaguely see the bush and surrounding area
      >Pull my gun out and stare at the bush for what felt like 5 minutes straight, though probably more like 30 seconds
      >Nothing happens, but this is no longer podracing
      >In my best diaphragm voice I yell "Bro, quit following me or you're gonna get Glocked, dude"
      > Immediately realize how moronic that sounded, but I'm fricking spooked
      >Nothing happens
      >Back away further down the trail
      >Probably backpedal a good fifty yards before the trail gets too rough to safely move backwards
      >Still haven't seen anything move from the bush so I quickly move on, now about a quarter mile down the trail
      >Hear what sounds like somebody doing a combination of screaming and puking back in trees, but the trail's crossed the meadow at this point so they'd need to cross into the open to follow me further
      > A few minutes pass and I think I see something emerge from the trees
      >It's out of flashlight range, but instead of following me, it moves quickly across the trail to the pond
      >Hear a big splash, like the sound of a fat dude doing a belly flop
      >Nope out and book it down the trail as fast as I can go
      >Don't hear any more noises following me, but don't stop to listen
      >Make it to my car, no other cars parked in the area
      >Frick off back home

      I'm guessing it was either a schizo schizoing or someone tripping far too many balls. Spooked the shit out of me regardless.

      [...]
      I swear they've either reduced the character limit or I've just gotten wordier.
      I didn't catch any eye shine in the split second I had it in my light and it was probably about the right size to be a tall guy based on what I saw move across the trail. There's a campground not too far away from it so I could see somebody feasably wandering out there. Regardless of who or what it was it was probably one of the spookiest moments I've had innawoods that did not involve my own consumption of psilocybin.
      Something something, man's the real monster, frick off, it spooked the shit out of me at the time.

      [...]
      [...]
      Dude, thank you very much, for taking the time to reply and share your story. This is exactly the type of story that I was hoping to hear.

      I will say, though, that I think that you are a little too inclined to believe that it was a person, as opposed to something else. And I will readily admit, in that situation, even with a loaded gun, I would be scared as frick and I would want to get the frick out of there ASAP.

      Also, I took screenshots of your story, to share in future threads, because I enjoyed reading it and the details that you included. So, thank you, again, for sharing the story.

      If you have any other stories, or know of any good ones that might be worth re-sharing, please, feel free to post some more.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: South Americans

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Funny there’s a Resident Evil and a Cryptids thread in the catalog. I’m writing a series of books that I’m eventually going to pay someone to draw out in comic form inspired by RE involving cryptids. It’s going to have a plethora of guns so /k/ should hopefully like it whenever I get done.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry gentlemen, but the likelihood of undiscovered terrestrial megafauna on earth is extremely low. Too many trail cameras, too easy to do DNA profiling. It's especially unlikely somewhere as populated as North America.

    The likelihood of some undiscovered deep sea giants is much better. We're still talking 'a very large octopus' though rather than merfolk though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ITT: moronic people misidentify coyotes and bears.

      >Do you believe that Bigfoot is real?
      No. The very notion is moronic.
      >Are there creatures/monsters out there that we haven't been able to prove the existence of?
      There are loads of undiscovered species. None of the ones schizos believe exist are real.

      The simple fact is mankind already eradicated all traces of the paranormal. Elves, witches, shapeshifters, trolls, etc all existed. And we killed them all before we even invented gunpowder.

      Hairy Sasquatch hands typed these posts. How do you even get internet?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Starlink

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dial up

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      In America? 100% In places like the Congo and South East Asia? There is a decent chance. But i mean it's as equal as it being there 50 years ago and dead now.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >a decent chance
        If by 'decent' you mean <0.1%, then I'd still be inclined to disagree with you mate, sorry. Sure, DRC has huge areas of relatively undisturbed jungle, but we're talking in the regions of 25 - 50km2 at most without permanent human habitation (as in, names of settlements showing up on google maps). That isn't enough habitat for a stable population of an undiscovered humanoid not to have bodies / signs of habitation stumbled across by the more intrepid hunters over the years.

        https://i.imgur.com/qjvr5u8.jpg

        I remember watching a rando documentary and it made an interesting point on why governments do not come public with bigfoot's existence/cover it up

        >federally recognize species, most likely under endangered
        >initiate all the laws that come with it
        >must now designate habitats/no go areas with population numbers
        >it's not cheap, and it takes plenty of effort to keep them safe/stable/monitored
        >regular people will swarm these otherwise remote areas to see it
        >poachers/collectors will swarm for a BIG payday now that the creature is officially real
        >realize it's best to just keep it as a myth/campfire story and whenever someone sees one, make note of, and monitor it
        >in the event one is killed or a body is found, collect it and pay hush money. If that won't work call whoever found/killed it a crackpot

        It also mentioned a whistle blower stating Rangers and SF teams up in Fort Lewis have been dispatched around Cascadia when one starts to get too close/attack livestock. What's crazy for me is that I remember hearing about this myself when I was there over 10 years ago

        that would make a great fun TV show.
        >hickish rookie joins the CIA
        >he's transferred to some park ranger unit, is disappoint
        >discovers he's part of a secret xfauna team; to contain and protect
        >his grizzled partner has been doing this to the point of boredom
        >first assignment is a standard 'disgruntled farmer reports sighting in known population zone'
        >probably just a bear, but we need to see if he's collected any evidence
        >arrive to scene of insane destruction, eviscerated farmer all over the walls
        >goddamn and i was gonna watch the game tonight, charlie alpha boobtag four; we're gonna need a cleanup team here, place is a frickin mess
        >shit he's spoken to the press already
        >rookie i'm gonna need to go speak to the damn journos before they send one of their big titted idiots over here with a camera
        >you stay here, secure the area, see if one of the rooms isn't so trashed or if there's an outhouse we can sleep in
        >and see if he had any decent whiskey, i'll be back before nightfall
        >night falls, rookie finds keys to a padlocked barn
        >noises in the dark

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >that would make a great fun TV show.
          Yeah it would be pretty cool except for the fact that it already exists, zoomer. It's called The X-files

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I remember watching a rando documentary and it made an interesting point on why governments do not come public with bigfoot's existence/cover it up

      >federally recognize species, most likely under endangered
      >initiate all the laws that come with it
      >must now designate habitats/no go areas with population numbers
      >it's not cheap, and it takes plenty of effort to keep them safe/stable/monitored
      >regular people will swarm these otherwise remote areas to see it
      >poachers/collectors will swarm for a BIG payday now that the creature is officially real
      >realize it's best to just keep it as a myth/campfire story and whenever someone sees one, make note of, and monitor it
      >in the event one is killed or a body is found, collect it and pay hush money. If that won't work call whoever found/killed it a crackpot

      It also mentioned a whistle blower stating Rangers and SF teams up in Fort Lewis have been dispatched around Cascadia when one starts to get too close/attack livestock. What's crazy for me is that I remember hearing about this myself when I was there over 10 years ago

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The hole in that theory is that the vast majority of the western United States is already government owned land with innumerable endangered species within. If Bigfoot were discovered, it would simply be just one more - and in fact, quite the opposite of unprofitable. Can you imagine the tourist industry that would result from the discovery of a large primate in North America?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing in this posts makes a lick of fricking sense.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I got spooked back in 2019 in Central FL

    >rent a spot on hipcamp
    >it's primitive, a hunting preserve someone owns literally in no man's land southwest of the area between winter haven and davenport
    >Literally just a 2 lane highway and the entrance to the property is a gate and two miles of dirt/grass road
    >drive my jeep cherokee down it
    >fiance and I set up camp in a 4 wheeler crossroad
    >big ass palm fronds and cattails everywhere
    >we enjoy ourselves and then make a fire once it gets dark
    >drinking, smoking
    >start hearing screaming from out in the woods
    >probably coyotes or people having a party a property over
    >hear 4 wheelers tearing ass out of there like 2 hours later but still some distance away
    >we're getting tired
    >start hearing a loud crunching sound like footsteps
    >fiance is actually getting scared
    >it's probably a bobcat or some shit
    >stand up with glock 19, shine protac into darkness and make presence known
    >don't hear crunching again

    And that was it. Typical camp story

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I literally saw an old indian guy transform into a wolf and chase off a pack if coyotes trying to get to his chickens. I was 8 at the time and it stuck with me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I literally saw an old indian guy transform into a wolf and chase off a pack if coyotes trying to get to his chickens. I was 8 at the time and it stuck with me

      That is what a shapeshifter/skinwalker is. What happened to his clothes?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It sort of molded onto his skin and turned to fur

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > https://twitter.com/rowancheung/status/1641519493447819268
    Watch the stabilized footage. It's so obviously granddad in a gimp suit.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did you get lost on your way to /x/?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      /k/ has always had better spooky greentext threads than /x/. They're a board tradition.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah Bigfoot and demons are real.

    I always thought aliens and ghost were highy plausable. But I always thought Bigfoot was the least likely until I saw one.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Aliens are demons/fallen angels

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where can I buy silver bullets?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Got to cast them yourself.

      We don’t have bigfoot here but we do have yowies and bunyips. It’s kind of hard to get primary source literature on them but your monkey brain will sense them nearby and send you into high alert.

      I have a couple silver 45-70 i keep on the buttstock just in case but its unclear if that’s even effective.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Theodore Roosevelt killed the last of the American sasquatch tribe in 1894.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    green tips and thermals > biggay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Suggested by a man who owns neither. Green tips suck ass

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sort of vague, I think lighting up a Sasquatch with green tips would suffice. I don’t really believe in Bigfoot anymore green berets probably slaughtered their dominant populations in the 60s. The guys who are really serious about it have claims they’re out as far as New Mexico in pretty flat open territory which has to be bullshit. There’s too much modern technology to not detect one of those frickers.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I think lighting up a Sasquatch with green tips would suffice.
          It would but it’s still a relatively poor choice of bullet

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            even the worst 5.56 will still ruin your day

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yes. Which I why I agreed. My point is M193 is better. Or any solid copper, bonded soft point, or heavy OTM is better.

              If you’re purposely hunting sasquatches you can spend the extra $20

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have not been on /k/ much in three years. But I have a story and this is the only place to post it. It's not "own thread worthy" but here we go

    >Be me, recently divorced
    >Have not seen my kids in months because courts are gay
    >Stay up really late playing games with the boys
    >drink a lot
    >typical coping
    >One night around midnight I decide to go to bed "early"
    >laying in bed and hear bangs in my house
    >i live in the semi-ghetto so I grab my Glock and go investigate
    >I walk into the hall and see a MASSIVE human outline in the dark
    >I would have magdumped and screamed like a 14 y/o girl in any other situation
    >in this case, i was frozen in fear
    >i was still under the impression a big dude was in my living room down the hall
    >but a sense of dread washed over me
    >i could not move, talk, or think
    >then the black humanoid mass slowly "evaporated" into my ceiling

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sleep paralysis and sleep walking at the same time. anon what fricking demons did you accidentally summon?

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you believe that Bigfoot is real?

    Bigfoot is not only "real", there are several subtypes of them. I use "real" because bigfoot isnt a physical entity like you and me. Its a simulacrum of a living thing, used by a formless entity made of sentient gas to visit our world. These entities look like small glowing balls of light when they are "naked" or rather, not wearing a simulated body.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      once I found out the UFO bigfoot link was a thing stopped trying to understand reality. the implications are too jarring

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, everyone is a size ten like me.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you believe that Bigfoot is real?
    I'd like too but the problem is you basically have to believe they're some kind of supernatural entity to explain why none have been caught clearly on video, been killed (and made known to the public), or dead bodies of them found. There's basically zero chance that if bigfoot exist they're just normal animals. One of the most popular theories to account for the above is that they have interdimensional powers and can disappear using portals, which seems really farfetched. Despite this, there's some true stories that lend credence to their existence. One of the best is probably the disappearance of Dennis Martin, where he was supposedly abducted by bigfoot and they for some reason sent in Green Berets to search for him (or maybe kill the bigfoot). There's also places, like Skinwalker Ranch and other ranches nearby, that report bigfoot in conjunction with other cryptids/supernatural occurrences.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The final squatch colony was destroyed in the eruption of Mount St. Helens. The colony lived in the lava tubes surrounding the volcano, protected by the feds for decades.
    Glowies tried to help them evacuate but the squatches were afraid of the humans and wouldn't get in the trucks.
    So all that's left now are the stragglers, the loners, the singletons representing the tail end of their kind.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    These intricate justifications for why no proof is found crack me up. Why the frick would the glowies care about hiding big foot?

    >THERE'S BIGFOOTS IN DEM HILLS I TELL'S YA! IT'S DAT DAMN GOBMENT!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cause Bigfoot isn’t from this world

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Have many stories of strange things happening in the sky around my area, personally the missus and I have watched orbs shimmy up and down the trees in the woods that was once near our home. We live in Michigan and near the more rural areas of farmland where there is rarely many consecutive patches of trees. I have had encounters with strange things when I was growing up but when it comes to sasquatch I have had 2 visual confirmed sightings and I will tell you all about them if you care to listen.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do tell

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do tell

      Yeah, do tell us the stories. Please.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I believe there's a lot out there we still don't know, but Bigfoot is fricking moronic. A giant ape that leaves no bones, feces or tracks and can somehow dodge all modern equipment.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bigfoot? No. But nobody wants you to know about barn israelites.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tell more about the barn israelites

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you believe that Bigfoot is real?
    No
    >Are there creatures/monsters out there that we haven't been able to prove the existence of?
    Yes
    >Have you ever seen/smelled/sensed a creature that you couldn't identify?
    Yes
    >If so, what's your story?
    I think it was a fox.
    >If you have an encounter to share, please, share it with us.
    Sure but I wouldn't worry about it.
    >Bigfoot/Skinwalker/Wendido/Crypit thread?
    ?

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mothman is awesome and he is my boyfriend

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I had an encounter with some weird things in the woods one weekend at my cabin. I still have no idea what they were. Not Bigfoot, but something weird. Ever since then I suspect some of these things may be real. Aliens are fake though.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This one time my wife and I were driving through a reserve on Vancouver island and we saw some
    Ghost dogs. The highway had concrete barriers for several KM’s, she saw a Rottweiler & terrier, I swear I saw a golden retriever, we went up a bit and did a U turn because she has this ridiculous need to try to help
    Any lost dogs we encounter.
    We got back to the place
    Where we spotted the dogs, they were gone and the concrete barrier was too high for them to get up past.

    Therefore they were rez ghost dogs.

    My aunt was driving further north on the island, she saw this native girl on the side of the highway, they locked eyes then she saw her run out in front of another vehicle, dying.

    There is something fricked ip on Vancouver island, it has a bad energy.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I remember watching a Soft White Underbelly interview of a West Virginian man that told a story very convincingly about seeing a bigfoot. He was in the woods hunting on his property and snaps a pic of one crouching in the leaves. It’s still there if you search ‘West Virginia bigfoot picture’ but when I went to show an interested friend the interview, it was gone. Strange.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the story and the picture that you were referring to?

      Link: https://www.audacy.com/connectingvets/articles/marine-veteran-photographs-alleged-bigfoot-in-west-virginia

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got a nice hq greentext of the Siberian deer stories?

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mostly worries about Gnomes..

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Plenty of new species get discovered all the time, that includes large ones. Thing is discovering a new large animal isn't what you'd call a common occurrence. As far as I understand it with large creatures it's more often going to be realizing that two similar creatures aren't the same species resulting in the "discovery" of the new one rather than finding something previously unknown to science. Some cryptids are outright myth, some may actually be out there but in remote areas and good at staying hidden. In my opinion while it's unlikely bigfoot could potentially be a real creature living in deep wilderness in small populations.

    My only encounter with an unknown was probably 6-8 years ago. Pic very related. Never seen anything like it before or since.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That was an interesting/spooky read. Care to share the other stories that happened, while on your paper route?

      Also, did you eventually start carrying a gun with you, while doing your deliveries? And do you still live in the Boise area? Just curious.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They're not as interesting but everything in this post happened in the same week, years after the Jackal thing. Was carrying for 2/3.

        First something big followed me in the trees as I was delivering. Wouldn't have noticed except the car I was driving was a piece of shit and I had to fill the coolant tank constantly. Didn't make any noises aside from moving from branch to branch and I never actually saw it but it followed me for quite a while. Would've had to have been a damn big bird and way more interested in me than an owl ever would have been.

        Later I was heading up Hill Rd and noticed a guy standing in the middle of the road in the shadow of a tree just standing there. Only reason I saw him is because there were lights farther down the road. I had to turn off Hill at a road right before the stretch he was on so I didn't get to see what his deal was but it was creepy.

        A third thing happened in that same week that would have been a self defense shooting rather than anything spooky but it was the one night I left my gun at home. Some moron saw me coming down a road by the former site of the governor's mansion, gunned it into my lane to stop me, got out, pointed a bright light at me, then started yelling about stolen backpacks and kids going through unlocked cars. If I had my gun I probably would have shot him the moment he pointed that light. Instead immediately backed up and turned on my brights. Then I threw a newspaper at him and yelled "PAPER DELIVERY!" which defused the whole situation. He realized he'd seen me delivering papers that week, apologized profusely, and said a bunch of kids in a similar car had been stealing from unlocked vehicles that night. Really wish I had told him how lucky he was but I left quickly. Really hope he's seen this any of the times I've posted it and realized it's about him.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bigfoot is a known sexual predator

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Creepy cryptid being creepy

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you believe that Bigfoot is real?

    Frick no because if it were real that b***h would have been draped across Bubba's hunting station wagon before pickup trucks were even fashionable.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bubba got got because Bigfoot rolls deep

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t think Bigfoot is real. I think that there are undiscovered animal species, but mostly just weird bugs, birds, frogs, and rodents.

    We killed all the cool megafauna already.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely, I believe that Bigfoot is real. In fact, I've had multiple encounters with this creature. Bigfoot is just one of many strange things that exist in our world that we haven't been able to prove the existence of yet. There are so many of them out there that we don't know about, and it's only a matter of time before we discover them. I remember one time when I was out innawoods, and I smelled something strange. It was a musky smell, unlike anything I had ever smelled before. As I continued walking, I heard rustling in the bushes nearby. At first, I thought it might be a bear or some other animal, but then I saw it, a creature unlike anything I had ever seen before. It was tall and covered in hair, with long arms and legs. Its eyes were piercing and seemed to look right through me. It was him, the Bigfoot. I couldn't believe my eyes: here was a creature that most people thought was just a myth or a legend. I stood there frozen for what felt like hours, just staring at this incredible creature. Eventually, it turned and walked away into the woods. But that experience has stayed with me ever since, it's proof that there are still mysteries out there waiting to be discovered. Wendigos, sasquatches, yetis. So yes, there are definitely many of them out there that we haven't been able to prove the existence of yet.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Where did this happen? And do you still live in the same area?

      Also, were you armed, when you saw this Bigfoot? If not, if you had been armed, what would you have done? Would you have tried to shoot it?

      And would you care to share the details of the other Bigfoot encounters??

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No I don't believe in the supernatural or unicorns. There are plenty of real things to be scared of. It's fun to pretend though, I had a lot of magazines as a kid, kinda like a monsters weekly thing, where they would illustrate and talk about monsters and legends from around the world. It's like D&D but with rednecks instead of neckbeards.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You just know it.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Bigfoot, the abominable snowman, and other Yeti’s are all a race a dimension hoppers. They all come from the same world as other cryptid species.

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