They make expensive ones that take hot and cold water. You don't want to just route hot directly in or you will burn your butthole. FWIW i use a cold one and your bhole is going to appreciate the cool water after taking a hot shit. I don't think I would choose hot.
How close is your toilet to the hot water heater? The volume of water put out by these products is quite low so it will take a while to clear out the cool water from the line before the hot water hits your anus.
Though more expensive, a washlet with a built in water heater is the way to go. The temperature range is limited to what is appropriate to buttholes so you're not going to scald or ice up your stinky starfish.
Cold water won't melt the fats/oils/other lipids in your poop which is great when combined with high pressure. As much as I like my current bidet, I miss having one powerful enough to achieve an inch or two of penetration for an extra thorough clean.
Get it, works great. Get the full seat replacement. Do not get the kind that installs under the existing seat.
Bullshit. I have ultra hard rural water and zero problems.
If you're a woman or have women in the household that will use it then no. In the case of females you need to get a bidet that is in the front and faces towards the back. Otherwise females will be very prone to getting UTIs because the water sprays from the butt to the veganal area.
All but the absolute cheapest chinkshit have a female angle spout that doesn't hit the ass. If your wife is a spaz autist a front mounted one might keep her from freaking out though.
you think a guy who is going around raping dudes buttholes is gonna care? He probably likes it to be shitty so he can rape you until the whole room stinks
Ive got one, and 3 years in I love it so much I will hold my shit just so I can use it and feel C L E A N.
Don't bother routing hot water to it. The water in the pipes will get cold and by the time you get hot coming out your butt will be clean. Either route electric to it and go full TOTO or get a cheapo one. Seriously the cold water isn't bad at all, just takes about 2 shits to get used to it. No worse than washing your hands.
>germs being on your arm >willfully ingesting the germs
Ah yes, these two completely analagous things that are in no way fallacious to equate. Tell me you live in a city without telling me you live in a city. You """people""" are so obsessed with the APPEARANCE of cleanliness. You walk around touching things all day that are covered in germs from bird and rat shit, but GOD FORBID your anus has germs on it.
Youre literally a fricking child >yukky
YOU ARE LITERALLY A FRICKING CHILD
If you got shit on your arm, would you just wipe it off with a paper towel, or would you wash it with water?
Get one, it's worth it.
You're missing his point, which is that being excessively concerned with the cleanliness of your anus is absurd. It's a part of your body with the specific function of coming into regular contact with feces. It's not supposed to be as clean as other parts of your body because it doesn't fricking do anything except have shit pass through it.
Yes, you should clean it to a reasonable extent, but you should absolutely not hold it to the same standards as other parts of your body. Your hands need to be clean because you use them to eat. The only thing your butthole is used for is shitting, and there's no reason to try to sterilize it between shits.
>b-but muh homosexuals
I'm talking about normal humans, not people who are going to end up with a disease no matter how hard they try to clean themselves.
I don't know where you people live or what kind of people you interact with but not once in my entire life have I ever encountered someone who smelled like shit. The fact that being able to smell someone's dirty butthole is a familiar experience for you says a lot more about you than I ever could.
1 year ago
Anonymous
There's always that one student or coworker that smells like shit. Like literal shit.
If you can't smell them then it's you.
1 year ago
Anonymous
i smell like so much more than shit.
but it is definitly a distinct note to my body odor.
I got one coming in the mail, I look at it like this: If we have another coof situation I will be able to use less/no paper, and sometimes clean water will feel better. Especially if you have a diet that predisposes you to hemorrhoids. Excessive wiping can lead to developing that due to abrasion on your chocolate starfish. No such problem with bidet
As for OP: They're relatively cheap if you don't live off neetbux, and you can always keep paper onhand/not use it if you don't like it.
>I will be able to use less/no paper
For the love of fricking god, do not do this. Bidets DO NOT replace wiping. You still need to wipe your fricking ass.
12 months ago
Anonymous
you dry it off, yes. If you still have shit on you, spend more time with the water blasting your butthole.
I bought one because I have bad swamp ass and was getting really sick of having to wash my underwear separately from my other clothes to get rid of the streak marks after walking around all day.
I hardly even use toilet paper anymore, I'm down to a roll every 2 weeks as opposed to a roll every 2nd bowel movement.
Maybe not everyone gets the icks from having their shit and sweat mix together and ruin your underwear but I do and a $20 toilet bidet attachment is a massive life improvement for the price.
Dry wipe, because i dont feel like adding yet another piece of machinery to my house to maintain for no practical benefit >durr it feels better
Use a wet wipe if you have such vile shits that your ass crack is caked in hard to remove layers of feces
>If you got shit on your arm, would you just wipe it off with a paper towel, or would you wash it with water?
Neither. I'd wash it off with SOAP and water.
>muh germs
If it's no big deal, then you can go eat shit.
The rest of us consider shit yukky and we clean ourselves properly.
>If it's no big deal, then you can go eat shit.
You do eat shit every fricking day idiot. You think every place you go out to eat or get coffee is clean? Especially pajeets, they wipe with their bare hands and don't wash. Why do you think you're supposed to wash fruit and vegetables from the store? It's because they're covered in shit from the illegals that pick them. >The rest of us consider shit yukky
Christ you sound like a frickin toddler.
Bidets are for closeted man-children to use as an excuse to fidget with their buttholes without feeling gay. If you wanna play with your butthole just go for it. No one cares, plus we all think you're a homosexual anyway.
The germ freaks have to use the bidet or they will swear they can feel germs on their butthole and they'll smell shit all day long even though there's none there. At least they have an excuse, their mental illness makes them do it. The rest of you are just homosexuals.
I look down on you. People who scrub their excretion with dry paper and then just GET UP are unclean in the most basic way. See the way you're lashing out? It's probably from the constant prickly swamp ass, a pity.
And youre somehow more clean because you splashed a little water on your ass?
You do realize that wet and dry wiping result in the same level of microscopic fecal remnants, right?
The only way to be "clean" after a shit is to wash your ass with soap and water.
If you're a woman or have women in the household that will use it then no. In the case of females you need to get a bidet that is in the front and faces towards the back. Otherwise females will be very prone to getting UTIs because the water sprays from the butt to the veganal area.
They're predisposed to UTIs anyway because they hold their piss for 12 hours at a time and only go to the bathroom to look at themselves in the mirror.
People wondered why women get UTIs SO MUCH MORE than men, it's not a little margin, it's an insane ratio. But when you look into it you find that this has only been true for ~150 years now, what gives?
Apparently modern women decided it wasn't ladylike to pee. Are you fricking kidding me? You're telling me that women with a corset, 4 petticoats, and 3 dresses on at any given time actually went to the bathroom when they needed to pee, but starting late in the 19th century they just started holding it in more?
Holding it in consistently and to the extent that it created the conditions we have now, where half the UTIs in the world could be prevented by women just peeing when they feel like it.
I assumed it was complex veganal chemistry I'd never understand, or the inability to wipe without rubbing their own shit into their veganas, but nope, they just don't pee enough.
Women are still more likely to get UTIs regardless, but the HUGE disparity between rates in women and men comes down to a willingness to go to the bathroom.
Then after decades of abusing their guts this way, they reach that point where they have to pee 12 times a day, constantly deal with leakage, and don't realize they permanently smell like piss.
I don't know ow where you're getting your information but women. Literally can't hold their pee like a man. They're not all incontinent, but they're not gonna sit there for even 10 minutes after they feel the urge because they're worried it's gonna come shooting out.
Anon, I don't think I'm the first to tell you this, but you seem to hold something against women. They're 50% of the population in most places.
They're human, and think like men do in some ways. I hope you think before you spout lies, and your blatant misunderstanding of anatomy.
>After gaining bladder control, behavior starts to be influenced by socialization. >During preschool and school, children experience a negative perception of school toilets. >Especially girls crouch over the toilet seat and train to empty the bladder without relaxation of the pelvic floor. >This posture may lead to bladder dysfunction. Often adult women continue this bad habit and bladder dysfunction may consolidate.
Gender differences in bladder control: from babies to elderly
Ricarda M Bauer and Wilhelm Huebner
World Journal of Urology, 2013
Women are taught bad habits from a young age that contribute to their extensive bladder related issues that far outpace men in similar age-groups..
Men are taught from a young age how nice a good piss can be, the joyous freedom of whipping your dick out when you're alone in the woods.
Women are taught to pretend they never piss shit or fart, and a shocking percentage still wipe in the wrong direction. >33% according a 2019 survey in the UK
I don't know ow where you're getting your information but women. Literally can't hold their pee like a man. They're not all incontinent, but they're not gonna sit there for even 10 minutes after they feel the urge because they're worried it's gonna come shooting out.
>Literally can't hold their pee like a man.
Women don't have smaller bladders than men, bladders are proportional to body size, total capacity varies from person to person and can change over time. Two people of identical gender, weight, and height can still have bladder size differences of over 100%.
Women do have smaller bladders on average than men, proportional to the difference in average height between women and men, because *body size* is the defining factor in bladder size, gender is not.
Women have more problems with incontinence (leakage) due to their underdeveloped urethral sphincter compared to men of similar stature. Like any muscle, it can be trained, and women's unfortunate and harmful bathroom habits that are instilled from a young age also encourages them to learn to "hold it in." Their consistent practice leads to adult women typically being able to hold their need to urinate more effectively than men of the same age, up until they've done enough long-term damage to their urinary health that they're unable to continue with the habit.
Women are taught from a young age to be self-conscious.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I hope you dont actually believe this. Women are literally biologically predisposed to high levels of neuroticism. This is not learned behavior. We have 50+ years of study data demonstrating this fact.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Yes, they are predisposed, they're also conditioned. It's a one-two punch of inferiority.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>conditioned
You dont know what words mean.
Their neuroticism is reinforced by social influence, not conditioned by social influence. Women, sans a society that supports their deficiency, will still be neurotic.
>HEY LADY, WHICH WAY DO YOU WIPE? >HEY YOU, YOU THERE, WHICH DIRECTION DO YOU WIPE YOUR ASS? >YOU SIR, DO YOU WIPE FRONT TO BACK OR BACK TO FRONT? >HAVE YOU GOT SHITTY BALLS? >MA'AM, IS THERE SHIT IN YOUR vegana? MA'AM!
Some of the electric assisted units are OK, but most of the universal diverting styles are kinda horseshit. But if you don't have an outlet near enough it doesn't matter.
honestly with the one I got the water hole is too small or my water pressure is too high. it literally blasts water at my butthole like a very thin firehose. I enjoyed it for a bit but I seem to use it less and less. I did go cheap on the brand though
Alright I'll be the guy.
I've thought about a bidet a few times over the years.
However I drink about 2L of beer once a week and sometimes I have pizza with it. If I do that, I have horrible liquid explosive beer shits the next day. No, I'm not going to stop doing that.
So with that in mind there will definitely be shit splash on the bidet that I have to clean off right? That seems gross as hell. Or is there something I'm not thinking of? I mean the shit splash is pretty bad. I'm frequently cleaning ree-ree off the bottom of the toilet seat if I happen to have the whole pizza to myself that night. I think I'm lactose intolerant too.
Looking for serious answers.
Sure, I thought I was going to lose my anal virginity when I installed mine. Gave a small prayer and felt like I was aiming a loaded gun at my butthole.
Turns out it's just like taking a shower. Nothing goes in the pucker, and the cold water is barely noticeable. I prefer the handheld nozzle so you can really get the corners. It doesn't completely eliminate toilet paper but it leaves nothing behind.
If you got a hairy butthole and think "the butthole is supposed to be poopy" I guarantee people gossip that you smell like shit. Consider it a tool of regular hygiene.
I had a luxe bidet at my old place. It was nice, but you really have to stay on top of cleaning the toilet. The rim of the bowl that sits behind the sprayer is nearly impossible to scrub if urinary gunk builds up there.
I got another one at the new place, but this time I got the luxe model that has 2 sprayers. I thought I would want the feminine spray for postpartum. It works I guess, but it was a little too harsh for me. So just a pro tip if any of you have wives to consider... The female sprayer isn't really worth it and they are better off using a peri bottle if they need it. The rear sprayer is absolutely worthwhile though.
Yes. You won't be sorry.
Can I route hot water straight from the water heater to it? I have a mostly red meat diet and my poo tends to be like blacktop patch and gorilla glue
I have one of these. I like it a lot though it's less than a year old so who knows how it'll hold up. Mines. A luxe
I wouldn't route the water straight from the heater because you may scald your ass. I hooked my hot water to the sink.
I use mine in the winter in a cold house in the morning and have no issues.
I prefer cold also for when I eat spicy food.
They make expensive ones that take hot and cold water. You don't want to just route hot directly in or you will burn your butthole. FWIW i use a cold one and your bhole is going to appreciate the cool water after taking a hot shit. I don't think I would choose hot.
How close is your toilet to the hot water heater? The volume of water put out by these products is quite low so it will take a while to clear out the cool water from the line before the hot water hits your anus.
Though more expensive, a washlet with a built in water heater is the way to go. The temperature range is limited to what is appropriate to buttholes so you're not going to scald or ice up your stinky starfish.
I have the tushy brand one that allows you to hook up a line to the hot water connection for the sink. It's a little pricey but worth it.
Cold water won't melt the fats/oils/other lipids in your poop which is great when combined with high pressure. As much as I like my current bidet, I miss having one powerful enough to achieve an inch or two of penetration for an extra thorough clean.
the nozzles get clogged and within a year if you have any sort of hard water
You must have HARD water. I get scale sometimes from my water and it hasn't clogged my underseat after 4 years of use.
Get it, works great. Get the full seat replacement. Do not get the kind that installs under the existing seat.
Bullshit. I have ultra hard rural water and zero problems.
All but the absolute cheapest chinkshit have a female angle spout that doesn't hit the ass. If your wife is a spaz autist a front mounted one might keep her from freaking out though.
I have the hardest water known to man and mine is 3 years old with zero issues. Sounds like user error.
I will never use one of these things. Seems gay.
If you stepped barefoot into some shit, would you be content wiping it off with just dry paper towel, when you could clean it with running water?
>fellas, is it gay to have a clean butthole?
Yes. If another dude raped me I want it to be as unpleasant to him as possible. Hopefully he is not into dirty buttholes.
>he doesn't know
Shit, blood, vomit and tears have one thing in common. They rinse right off.
you think a guy who is going around raping dudes buttholes is gonna care? He probably likes it to be shitty so he can rape you until the whole room stinks
look, it's one of those "men" so secure in their identity that they scare b***hes away with the stink of their shit still on their butthole
lmao
>t. has to pick his shit smeared underwear out from between his mudflaps.
Yeah, touching your own butthole multiple times per day is totally hetero bro.
Ive got one, and 3 years in I love it so much I will hold my shit just so I can use it and feel C L E A N.
Don't bother routing hot water to it. The water in the pipes will get cold and by the time you get hot coming out your butt will be clean. Either route electric to it and go full TOTO or get a cheapo one. Seriously the cold water isn't bad at all, just takes about 2 shits to get used to it. No worse than washing your hands.
It's nice having an always warm toilet seat.
>Do these thing really work well?
No.
Use a sponge if you can't figure out how to dry wipe your ass.
Go bugger some kids Nero. Rome died in the bronze age.
If you got shit on your arm, would you just wipe it off with a paper towel, or would you wash it with water?
Get one, it's worth it.
Anyone who uses this argument has never actually tried this.
You can 100% remove any trace of shit from your arm without using water.
>muh germs
Its your ASS
And youre not using anti bacterial soap with your bidet so i dont want to hear it.
>muh germs
If it's no big deal, then you can go eat shit.
The rest of us consider shit yukky and we clean ourselves properly.
>germs being on your arm
>willfully ingesting the germs
Ah yes, these two completely analagous things that are in no way fallacious to equate. Tell me you live in a city without telling me you live in a city. You """people""" are so obsessed with the APPEARANCE of cleanliness. You walk around touching things all day that are covered in germs from bird and rat shit, but GOD FORBID your anus has germs on it.
Youre literally a fricking child
>yukky
YOU ARE LITERALLY A FRICKING CHILD
You're missing his point, which is that being excessively concerned with the cleanliness of your anus is absurd. It's a part of your body with the specific function of coming into regular contact with feces. It's not supposed to be as clean as other parts of your body because it doesn't fricking do anything except have shit pass through it.
Yes, you should clean it to a reasonable extent, but you should absolutely not hold it to the same standards as other parts of your body. Your hands need to be clean because you use them to eat. The only thing your butthole is used for is shitting, and there's no reason to try to sterilize it between shits.
>b-but muh homosexuals
I'm talking about normal humans, not people who are going to end up with a disease no matter how hard they try to clean themselves.
>we can smell you and we hate you
I don't know where you people live or what kind of people you interact with but not once in my entire life have I ever encountered someone who smelled like shit. The fact that being able to smell someone's dirty butthole is a familiar experience for you says a lot more about you than I ever could.
There's always that one student or coworker that smells like shit. Like literal shit.
If you can't smell them then it's you.
i smell like so much more than shit.
but it is definitly a distinct note to my body odor.
I got one coming in the mail, I look at it like this: If we have another coof situation I will be able to use less/no paper, and sometimes clean water will feel better. Especially if you have a diet that predisposes you to hemorrhoids. Excessive wiping can lead to developing that due to abrasion on your chocolate starfish. No such problem with bidet
As for OP: They're relatively cheap if you don't live off neetbux, and you can always keep paper onhand/not use it if you don't like it.
>I will be able to use less/no paper
For the love of fricking god, do not do this. Bidets DO NOT replace wiping. You still need to wipe your fricking ass.
you dry it off, yes. If you still have shit on you, spend more time with the water blasting your butthole.
I bought one because I have bad swamp ass and was getting really sick of having to wash my underwear separately from my other clothes to get rid of the streak marks after walking around all day.
I hardly even use toilet paper anymore, I'm down to a roll every 2 weeks as opposed to a roll every 2nd bowel movement.
Maybe not everyone gets the icks from having their shit and sweat mix together and ruin your underwear but I do and a $20 toilet bidet attachment is a massive life improvement for the price.
Not which one CAN you choose, would one WOULD you choose?
Dry wipe, because i dont feel like adding yet another piece of machinery to my house to maintain for no practical benefit
>durr it feels better
Use a wet wipe if you have such vile shits that your ass crack is caked in hard to remove layers of feces
>If you got shit on your arm, would you just wipe it off with a paper towel, or would you wash it with water?
Neither. I'd wash it off with SOAP and water.
>If it's no big deal, then you can go eat shit.
You do eat shit every fricking day idiot. You think every place you go out to eat or get coffee is clean? Especially pajeets, they wipe with their bare hands and don't wash. Why do you think you're supposed to wash fruit and vegetables from the store? It's because they're covered in shit from the illegals that pick them.
>The rest of us consider shit yukky
Christ you sound like a frickin toddler.
Bidets are for closeted man-children to use as an excuse to fidget with their buttholes without feeling gay. If you wanna play with your butthole just go for it. No one cares, plus we all think you're a homosexual anyway.
The germ freaks have to use the bidet or they will swear they can feel germs on their butthole and they'll smell shit all day long even though there's none there. At least they have an excuse, their mental illness makes them do it. The rest of you are just homosexuals.
I look down on you. People who scrub their excretion with dry paper and then just GET UP are unclean in the most basic way. See the way you're lashing out? It's probably from the constant prickly swamp ass, a pity.
And youre somehow more clean because you splashed a little water on your ass?
You do realize that wet and dry wiping result in the same level of microscopic fecal remnants, right?
The only way to be "clean" after a shit is to wash your ass with soap and water.
paper towels because simply spraying water on it won't do a single thing
If you're a woman or have women in the household that will use it then no. In the case of females you need to get a bidet that is in the front and faces towards the back. Otherwise females will be very prone to getting UTIs because the water sprays from the butt to the veganal area.
They're predisposed to UTIs anyway because they hold their piss for 12 hours at a time and only go to the bathroom to look at themselves in the mirror.
People wondered why women get UTIs SO MUCH MORE than men, it's not a little margin, it's an insane ratio. But when you look into it you find that this has only been true for ~150 years now, what gives?
Apparently modern women decided it wasn't ladylike to pee. Are you fricking kidding me? You're telling me that women with a corset, 4 petticoats, and 3 dresses on at any given time actually went to the bathroom when they needed to pee, but starting late in the 19th century they just started holding it in more?
Holding it in consistently and to the extent that it created the conditions we have now, where half the UTIs in the world could be prevented by women just peeing when they feel like it.
I assumed it was complex veganal chemistry I'd never understand, or the inability to wipe without rubbing their own shit into their veganas, but nope, they just don't pee enough.
Women are still more likely to get UTIs regardless, but the HUGE disparity between rates in women and men comes down to a willingness to go to the bathroom.
Then after decades of abusing their guts this way, they reach that point where they have to pee 12 times a day, constantly deal with leakage, and don't realize they permanently smell like piss.
I don't know ow where you're getting your information but women. Literally can't hold their pee like a man. They're not all incontinent, but they're not gonna sit there for even 10 minutes after they feel the urge because they're worried it's gonna come shooting out.
>After gaining bladder control, behavior starts to be influenced by socialization.
>During preschool and school, children experience a negative perception of school toilets.
>Especially girls crouch over the toilet seat and train to empty the bladder without relaxation of the pelvic floor.
>This posture may lead to bladder dysfunction. Often adult women continue this bad habit and bladder dysfunction may consolidate.
Gender differences in bladder control: from babies to elderly
Ricarda M Bauer and Wilhelm Huebner
World Journal of Urology, 2013
Women are taught bad habits from a young age that contribute to their extensive bladder related issues that far outpace men in similar age-groups..
Men are taught from a young age how nice a good piss can be, the joyous freedom of whipping your dick out when you're alone in the woods.
Women are taught to pretend they never piss shit or fart, and a shocking percentage still wipe in the wrong direction.
>33% according a 2019 survey in the UK
>Literally can't hold their pee like a man.
Women don't have smaller bladders than men, bladders are proportional to body size, total capacity varies from person to person and can change over time. Two people of identical gender, weight, and height can still have bladder size differences of over 100%.
Women do have smaller bladders on average than men, proportional to the difference in average height between women and men, because *body size* is the defining factor in bladder size, gender is not.
Women have more problems with incontinence (leakage) due to their underdeveloped urethral sphincter compared to men of similar stature. Like any muscle, it can be trained, and women's unfortunate and harmful bathroom habits that are instilled from a young age also encourages them to learn to "hold it in." Their consistent practice leads to adult women typically being able to hold their need to urinate more effectively than men of the same age, up until they've done enough long-term damage to their urinary health that they're unable to continue with the habit.
>women being self concious
>women are taught
Pick one, femtard
Women are taught from a young age to be self-conscious.
I hope you dont actually believe this. Women are literally biologically predisposed to high levels of neuroticism. This is not learned behavior. We have 50+ years of study data demonstrating this fact.
Yes, they are predisposed, they're also conditioned. It's a one-two punch of inferiority.
>conditioned
You dont know what words mean.
Their neuroticism is reinforced by social influence, not conditioned by social influence. Women, sans a society that supports their deficiency, will still be neurotic.
Damn, where can I get a job studying this for a living?
>HEY LADY, WHICH WAY DO YOU WIPE?
>HEY YOU, YOU THERE, WHICH DIRECTION DO YOU WIPE YOUR ASS?
>YOU SIR, DO YOU WIPE FRONT TO BACK OR BACK TO FRONT?
>HAVE YOU GOT SHITTY BALLS?
>MA'AM, IS THERE SHIT IN YOUR vegana? MA'AM!
Anon, I don't think I'm the first to tell you this, but you seem to hold something against women. They're 50% of the population in most places.
They're human, and think like men do in some ways. I hope you think before you spout lies, and your blatant misunderstanding of anatomy.
>this pleb doesn't know the potty shower has both cornhole and meatwallet settings
it's like you've never cleaned your heinie hole before
Some of the electric assisted units are OK, but most of the universal diverting styles are kinda horseshit. But if you don't have an outlet near enough it doesn't matter.
frick no, it often miss a spot
google "toilet water gun" instead, it's far cheaper and easier to install
t.asian
yes, Rajesh, it's called a loo and it will solve the cholera problem in your country.
Just train your bowels so you shit once in the morning before you shower.
Once you go bidet you never go back.
Yeah, installed one about a year ago.
honestly with the one I got the water hole is too small or my water pressure is too high. it literally blasts water at my butthole like a very thin firehose. I enjoyed it for a bit but I seem to use it less and less. I did go cheap on the brand though
Protip, run the sink slightly or flush before you use it in order to reduce the water pressure in the pipe, give it a try anon
>reduce pressure
The pressure and cold are blessings Anons, a whole new way to feel refreshed.
YES. bidets have literally changed my fricking life. you won't regret it i promise
These seem kinda pointless to me. Do other people not just poop before they get in the shower? Why would you live your life so inefficiently?
No... its not doing anything. Youre not more clean after smearing the shit particles more than you already did dry wiping.
This insane fricking idea that a little bit of water, or a moist cloth will rinse fecal particulate away is juvinile in the extreme.
If you want a squeeky clean ass, take a shower. If you want yuur ass to be clean constantly, dont shit.
Seriously considering installing one since toilet paper almost doubled in price.
Alright I'll be the guy.
I've thought about a bidet a few times over the years.
However I drink about 2L of beer once a week and sometimes I have pizza with it. If I do that, I have horrible liquid explosive beer shits the next day. No, I'm not going to stop doing that.
So with that in mind there will definitely be shit splash on the bidet that I have to clean off right? That seems gross as hell. Or is there something I'm not thinking of? I mean the shit splash is pretty bad. I'm frequently cleaning ree-ree off the bottom of the toilet seat if I happen to have the whole pizza to myself that night. I think I'm lactose intolerant too.
Looking for serious answers.
Try a gluten free pizza and liquor instead of beer
maybe try to sit up straight?
Sure, I thought I was going to lose my anal virginity when I installed mine. Gave a small prayer and felt like I was aiming a loaded gun at my butthole.
Turns out it's just like taking a shower. Nothing goes in the pucker, and the cold water is barely noticeable. I prefer the handheld nozzle so you can really get the corners. It doesn't completely eliminate toilet paper but it leaves nothing behind.
If you got a hairy butthole and think "the butthole is supposed to be poopy" I guarantee people gossip that you smell like shit. Consider it a tool of regular hygiene.
I had a luxe bidet at my old place. It was nice, but you really have to stay on top of cleaning the toilet. The rim of the bowl that sits behind the sprayer is nearly impossible to scrub if urinary gunk builds up there.
I got another one at the new place, but this time I got the luxe model that has 2 sprayers. I thought I would want the feminine spray for postpartum. It works I guess, but it was a little too harsh for me. So just a pro tip if any of you have wives to consider... The female sprayer isn't really worth it and they are better off using a peri bottle if they need it. The rear sprayer is absolutely worthwhile though.
I follow whatever the great Leonardo Da Vinci did
Imagine if the rope for the sluice snaps.
Bidets are bussin
I don't know why anyone would want to bother with hot water though
Yup. That's why no one talks about it.
Also electric toothbrushes are based.
Can't think of anything else, but few things do as they say.
I prefer butt guns.
Precise control.
Fascinating conversation about eating ass fellas. But can someone just link or say whats the best one to buy?