Do bushcraft larpers really?

Do bushcraft larpers really?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do worthless shitposters really?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's clutch advice

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like homie you go out in your car to a national park to larp for youtube chum change and won't trust a quality item to do the job so you need 2?

      LOL

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >won't trust a quality item to do the job so you need 2?
        What if I trust it so well I have another one as backup?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. Just because I trust a thing doesn't mean it can't get broken or lost.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    But if two is one and one is none, it follows that two is none, no?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    To a degree, but it's more like having redundancies for critical gear. Examples:
    A butane lighter to start fires, but I throw in a bic lighter and matches or ferro rod as backup.

    An actually good bushcraft knife, but I also bring a opinel #8 picnic+ and, plus of those tiny swiss army knives in my first aid kit.

    A good water purifier, purifying tablets, and a light weight metal pot or cup I can boil water in.

    One good flashlight, a headlamp, one small light weight flashlight, and a few glowsticks

    Wool blanket or sleeping bag, and I e blanket

    the trick is to have most of your backups serve multiple purposes, and for their added weight to be negligible. .

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wool blanket
      This is no longer a LARP board. Take it back to /k/.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anything I don't like is a larp
        >I also decide what the board is for
        Sure thing, kiddo

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No one is using wool blankets unless they’re car camping, in which case the idea behind redundancy is kind of stupid considering it’s low risk.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I decide what people use and on what kind of camps
            Okay

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I didn’t say “no one should” or imply any kind of rules. I just stated a fact.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I am the authority on what everyone is using at all times

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not that Anon, but it’s pretty obvious. The only people using wool blankets are larpers (like actual re-enactors), car campers, hobos, and dudes who fell for a meme. I guess morons would fall into that group too, considering the warmth wool blankets provide compared to pack space/compressibility and their relative weight is god awful, and anyone who isn’t brain damaged would find a better solution.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one is using wool blankets unless they’re car camping, in which case the idea behind redundancy is kind of stupid considering it’s low risk.

                >The only people using wool blankets are larpers
                What? Do you not just own wool blankets. How exactly is this a meme when its just what people have been using to stay warm in/out. Or do you just refuse to take a blanket with you? Genuinely curious.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ignore zoomers. Anything that isn't plastic is larp to them. Merino wool masterrace.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anything they see as negative gets called a larp. They apply words and phrases universally with no regard for the actual meaning.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Merino is the millenial larp. From when it was invented to the mid 00s when OG hipsters ruined literally everything, everyone wore Polartec fleece and goretex.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. zoom zoom

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The zoomer fears the natural fiber.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >From when it was invented til the mid 00s
                That’s a good 600 years

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >wool
                >goretex
                It’s like you’re just tossing out words you read somewhere but don’t really know what they mean. Merino wool didn’t replace goretex. It’s a completely different thing used for a different purpose. They’re not interchangeable (at all), and no one tried to swap one for the other.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I use a wool blanket almost every night (i live in the woods). If its a warm night then its my pillow

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you expect to happen to your sleeping bag or first blanket that will destroy it yet leave your backup blanket intact?

      I get the concept of redundancies and safety margins, but you're better off bringing thermals and a good jacket, and not going PrepHole in temperatures significantly below freezing without other people. If you somehow wreck your sleeping bag by dumping it in a river you can at least jump into your bro's and spoon (no homo).

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bushcrafters don't have penises and only one testicle

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lowkey don't get it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Two is one
        Two tested = just one teste

        >One is none
        Just one penis = no penis at all

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lowkey don't get it
        What's the difference between "lowkey not getting it" and regular old "not getting it"? You need to be 18 or older to use this board, alphabet soup lingo child.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you're going to insult someone at least try to conceal the fact that you're some ESL shitposter. Jesus.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You lowkey didn't get it, zoomer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Au contraire, a true bushcrafter has two penises and four balls.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not having a spare dick and balls in your pack
      NGMI

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not having a spare dick and balls in your pack
      NGMI

      >mfw i have to borrow wiener & balls from someone on the trail

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having a backup is always good advice.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There’s no such thing as bushcrafters — anyone who attempts it more than once. It’s a brutally uncomfortable way to camp and so once is more than enough even if they do manage to make it through a night without abandoning it. The shit on YouTube with these weird midgets are all fake shit or they bring so much stuff you can’t really call it bushcrafting anymore. Ie, wow the fact I used a branch instead of an aluminum pole totally means I’m a bushcrafter like and subscribe click the bell etc.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I‘m glad the bushcraft and survival fad is mostly over. You homosexuals were all still wearing paracord bracelets 5 years ago.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/9mxLXDw.jpg

      there is nothing more disgusting and pathetic than a man pretending to be "one with nature" on the internet or even worse a "survival expert"

      You're trying too hard

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >paracord bracelet gay detected
        Thar’s two different people. PrepHole needs ID’s.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >replying to multiple trolls means you think they're the same person

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >replying to multiple trolls
            Why would you do this?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    there is nothing more disgusting and pathetic than a man pretending to be "one with nature" on the internet or even worse a "survival expert"

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is two?
    three or four?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real christians understand that.

    “Two are better than one, because they have a good reward for their toil. For if they fall, one will lift up the other; but woe to one who is alone and falls and does not have another to help. Again, if two lie together, they keep warm; but how can one keep warm alone?” – Ecclesiastes 4:9-12

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So those “have you ever been out with a girl” threads are just devout Christians?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Christians are based, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

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