DIY penis pump

I don't want to buy one because my roommates will see the package. How can I DIY one?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does your roommate clean out your trash often? Maybe cleans your clothes too and buys you food?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is not a thread about my personal life, but yes. She tends to act like a mom

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well mothers have instincts, and she knows you’re a sick fuck. If she saw the package she would throw it away and not say anything.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what's wrong with using your hand? fucking kids today can't survive without technology.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's so I can improve my girth and make hot bitches worship my cock

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't want to buy one because my roommates will see the package.
        Throw the fucking package out, and not in your home trash. Slip it into the neighbor's trash or toss it in a dumpster somewhere. Hell you could even plant it in a coworker's desk or locker as a joke to embarrass them.
        If you don't have somewhere you can get it delivered then just take some cash and go to a sex shop and buy one. Don't use a credit card.

        >It's so I can improve my girth and make hot bitches worship my cock
        It will do neither. It forces more blood into your dick which makes it bigger until you stop and the blood flows back out. It's nifty to goof around with but it won't make your dick bigger permanently.

        The answer is much older than you are. Turns out hand vacuum pumps have also been sold for penis pumps.

        https://www.harborfreight.com/brake-bleeder-and-vacuum-pump-kit-63391.html

        Then make a PVC bong for your dong and use a hose barb to connect.

        Get luer lock syringes online. Hook them up to each other and insert.

        Plastic ones are good but don't expect high vacuum.

        I saw some indian guy on youtube putting two check valves on a syringe and making a vacuum pump, but it seemes to only be useful for like sealing plastic bags and making some marshmallows puff up slightly

        I use the brake pump and a clear fish tank gravel tube.

        None of this shit will work, and your mom likely isn't an idiot. If she sees all the components of a penis pump in your room she'll figure it out pretty quick. Also, attaching anything mechanical to your cock is a risk. You hate your dick now? Wait until you permanently mangle it and see how you like it.

        penis pumps are for old people
        it's like viagra, just helps you get an erection
        penis pumps do not increase your size permanently, learn to deal with the cards you're dealt and spend your money on something more useful

        This anon is right. Concentrate your efforts on learning how to fuck in ways that will get her off too. Get really good at eating pussy. If you can get a girl off then you'll have more confidence, and confidence leads to more pussy.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The answer is much older than you are. Turns out hand vacuum pumps have also been sold for penis pumps.

    https://www.harborfreight.com/brake-bleeder-and-vacuum-pump-kit-63391.html

    Then make a PVC bong for your dong and use a hose barb to connect.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I use the brake pump and a clear fish tank gravel tube.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is a SFW board. No fleshlights or other sex toys.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a toy. It's a tool to make my cock big and girthy.

      The answer is much older than you are. Turns out hand vacuum pumps have also been sold for penis pumps.

      https://www.harborfreight.com/brake-bleeder-and-vacuum-pump-kit-63391.html

      Then make a PVC bong for your dong and use a hose barb to connect.

      Thanks anon! I'll tell my mo- I mean roommate that I'm going to make an airsoft gun with there items!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        these**

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get luer lock syringes online. Hook them up to each other and insert.

    Plastic ones are good but don't expect high vacuum.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I saw some indian guy on youtube putting two check valves on a syringe and making a vacuum pump, but it seemes to only be useful for like sealing plastic bags and making some marshmallows puff up slightly

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats in advance on your hematoma's

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    penis pumps are for old people
    it's like viagra, just helps you get an erection
    penis pumps do not increase your size permanently, learn to deal with the cards you're dealt and spend your money on something more useful

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All you need is a string and a rock

    If 9.8m/s2 isnt enough acceleration you can do a pendulum movement or spin to increase the centripetal acceleration

    You can also rotate on your own axis and this will have the same effect

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure you meant to post that here

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      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. I want to see your dick turn into helicopter blades.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dick pumps are not worth it in my experience
    >buy dick pump
    >the pump comes with this rubber seal to stick your dick into, it's too small so I have to cut it up
    >End up just tossing it, my dick seals against the sides of the tube
    >Generally just uncomfortable to use, doesn't last after removal
    >Only possible permanent change is permanent damage (thankfully avoided)
    I also had to do a bit of digging before getting one, most of them are surprisingly small.
    The reason I got one was to try and sizemaxx for a picture, ultimately it doesn't give you a lasting erection so it didn't really work. Was more effective to just nofap for a couple
    Thanks for reading my blog

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >most of them are surprisingly small

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Muh peener has a circumference of about 16cm and the circumference of the pump was around 18cm, that difference was made up by the pumping action. Most of the options are only up to 20 cm long so I had to search around to ensure that I wouldn't bottom out

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