>I don't want to buy one because my roommates will see the package.
Throw the fricking package out, and not in your home trash. Slip it into the neighbor's trash or toss it in a dumpster somewhere. Hell you could even plant it in a coworker's desk or locker as a joke to embarrass them.
If you don't have somewhere you can get it delivered then just take some cash and go to a sex shop and buy one. Don't use a credit card.
>It's so I can improve my girth and make hot b***hes worship my wiener
It will do neither. It forces more blood into your dick which makes it bigger until you stop and the blood flows back out. It's nifty to goof around with but it won't make your dick bigger permanently.
The answer is much older than you are. Turns out hand vacuum pumps have also been sold for penis pumps.
Then make a PVC bong for your dong and use a hose barb to connect.
Get luer lock syringes online. Hook them up to each other and insert.
Plastic ones are good but don't expect high vacuum.
I saw some indian guy on youtube putting two check valves on a syringe and making a vacuum pump, but it seemes to only be useful for like sealing plastic bags and making some marshmallows puff up slightly
I use the brake pump and a clear fish tank gravel tube.
None of this shit will work, and your mom likely isn't an idiot. If she sees all the components of a penis pump in your room she'll figure it out pretty quick. Also, attaching anything mechanical to your wiener is a risk. You hate your dick now? Wait until you permanently mangle it and see how you like it.
penis pumps are for old people
it's like viagra, just helps you get an erection
penis pumps do not increase your size permanently, learn to deal with the cards you're dealt and spend your money on something more useful
This anon is right. Concentrate your efforts on learning how to frick in ways that will get her off too. Get really good at eating pussy. If you can get a girl off then you'll have more confidence, and confidence leads to more pussy.
I saw some indian guy on youtube putting two check valves on a syringe and making a vacuum pump, but it seemes to only be useful for like sealing plastic bags and making some marshmallows puff up slightly
penis pumps are for old people
it's like viagra, just helps you get an erection
penis pumps do not increase your size permanently, learn to deal with the cards you're dealt and spend your money on something more useful
Dick pumps are not worth it in my experience >buy dick pump >the pump comes with this rubber seal to stick your dick into, it's too small so I have to cut it up >End up just tossing it, my dick seals against the sides of the tube >Generally just uncomfortable to use, doesn't last after removal >Only possible permanent change is permanent damage (thankfully avoided)
I also had to do a bit of digging before getting one, most of them are surprisingly small.
The reason I got one was to try and sizemaxx for a picture, ultimately it doesn't give you a lasting erection so it didn't really work. Was more effective to just nofap for a couple
Thanks for reading my blog
Muh peener has a circumference of about 16cm and the circumference of the pump was around 18cm, that difference was made up by the pumping action. Most of the options are only up to 20 cm long so I had to search around to ensure that I wouldn't bottom out
Does your roommate clean out your trash often? Maybe cleans your clothes too and buys you food?
This is not a thread about my personal life, but yes. She tends to act like a mom
Well mothers have instincts, and she knows you’re a sick frick. If she saw the package she would throw it away and not say anything.
what's wrong with using your hand? fricking kids today can't survive without technology.
It's so I can improve my girth and make hot b***hes worship my wiener
>I don't want to buy one because my roommates will see the package.
Throw the fricking package out, and not in your home trash. Slip it into the neighbor's trash or toss it in a dumpster somewhere. Hell you could even plant it in a coworker's desk or locker as a joke to embarrass them.
If you don't have somewhere you can get it delivered then just take some cash and go to a sex shop and buy one. Don't use a credit card.
>It's so I can improve my girth and make hot b***hes worship my wiener
It will do neither. It forces more blood into your dick which makes it bigger until you stop and the blood flows back out. It's nifty to goof around with but it won't make your dick bigger permanently.
None of this shit will work, and your mom likely isn't an idiot. If she sees all the components of a penis pump in your room she'll figure it out pretty quick. Also, attaching anything mechanical to your wiener is a risk. You hate your dick now? Wait until you permanently mangle it and see how you like it.
This anon is right. Concentrate your efforts on learning how to frick in ways that will get her off too. Get really good at eating pussy. If you can get a girl off then you'll have more confidence, and confidence leads to more pussy.
The answer is much older than you are. Turns out hand vacuum pumps have also been sold for penis pumps.
https://www.harborfreight.com/brake-bleeder-and-vacuum-pump-kit-63391.html
Then make a PVC bong for your dong and use a hose barb to connect.
I use the brake pump and a clear fish tank gravel tube.
This is a SFW board. No Fleshlights or other sex toys.
It's not a toy. It's a tool to make my wiener big and girthy.
Thanks anon! I'll tell my mo- I mean roommate that I'm going to make an airsoft gun with there items!
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Get luer lock syringes online. Hook them up to each other and insert.
Plastic ones are good but don't expect high vacuum.
I saw some indian guy on youtube putting two check valves on a syringe and making a vacuum pump, but it seemes to only be useful for like sealing plastic bags and making some marshmallows puff up slightly
Congrats in advance on your hematoma's
penis pumps are for old people
it's like viagra, just helps you get an erection
penis pumps do not increase your size permanently, learn to deal with the cards you're dealt and spend your money on something more useful
All you need is a string and a rock
If 9.8m/s2 isnt enough acceleration you can do a pendulum movement or spin to increase the centripetal acceleration
You can also rotate on your own axis and this will have the same effect
Pretty sure you meant to post that here
No. I want to see your dick turn into helicopter blades.
Dick pumps are not worth it in my experience
>buy dick pump
>the pump comes with this rubber seal to stick your dick into, it's too small so I have to cut it up
>End up just tossing it, my dick seals against the sides of the tube
>Generally just uncomfortable to use, doesn't last after removal
>Only possible permanent change is permanent damage (thankfully avoided)
I also had to do a bit of digging before getting one, most of them are surprisingly small.
The reason I got one was to try and sizemaxx for a picture, ultimately it doesn't give you a lasting erection so it didn't really work. Was more effective to just nofap for a couple
Thanks for reading my blog
>most of them are surprisingly small
Muh peener has a circumference of about 16cm and the circumference of the pump was around 18cm, that difference was made up by the pumping action. Most of the options are only up to 20 cm long so I had to search around to ensure that I wouldn't bottom out