> Died on 09.07.2022 as a result of mortar shelling while fulfilling his military duty in a special military operation on the territory of the DPR.
> Gosznak [factory], 1974
What benefits does the russian military see in using antique parchments for its document workflow? Does any other military use papers triple the age of their soldiers?
>triple the age of their soldiers?
Anon I...
>third from the left
Daniel Craig is fighting for the Russians now?
Also, there's 007 soldiers pictured in that photograph.
*third from the right, frick.
Daniel Craig that needs a new kidney maybe.
and tommy lee jones behind him
70s Tommy Lee Jones is my perfect man
>Hollywood squad reporting in
These are, unironically, probably the hardest mother frickers they even have. Good chance they were in Grozny at their current age.
Woodland and EMR go together very well in my opinion.
you just know
those are all actually 19 year olds, that's just what living in Russia does to a motherfricker
I still don't understand how these motherfrickers actually look like monkeys. Some of them unironically resemble that Putin monkey meme.
anon, smoking ages you prematurely, and we've JUST established that Russians have a very serious smoking problem
bullshit its mainly genetics. I've smoked 1-2 packs a day since 16, am 30. Did tons of partying and hard drugs and I still often dont sleep for days at a time (not on drugs I'm just a moron I guess). When I shave the beard people think I'm early 20's and my high school sister's friends all try to frick me if they don't know who I am.
Tommy lee Jones second from the right. Unsanctioned buffoonery by those pesky hohols, why can’t they just surrender??
>Ah shit Boris, here we go again except this time the Chechens are homosexuals and on our side
More like:
>Ah shit Boris, here we go again except this time the Chechens are homosexuals with gucci gear and are behind our battered bussies.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrier_troops
>Chechens get to shoot Russians AGAIN
>Cant even fight back this time
Grim
>What benefits does the russian military see in using antique parchments for its document workflow?
Easier to burn when the FSB comes to investigate corruption
>FSB
>investigate corruption
anon...
he meant "instigate"
He means "investigate" "corruption", followed by accidentally falling out of a window onto two bullets.
Given the current special operation we can not spare bullet for back. Please enjoy flight from 5th floor
Does that have a covid doctor DLC?
>Reports said two of the doctors had protested their working conditions and the third was being blamed after her colleagues contracted the virus.
https://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/russian-doctors-dead-icu-mysterious-accidents-70529268
The current meta is "all documents were destroyed by fires".
Each comrade born in USSR is issued with all paper work required for life from day of birth.
This comrade was born 1974
> Each comrade born in USSR is issued with all paper work required for life from day of birth.
The deceased “comrade” wasn’t born in USSR as you can see in the upper right corner of the document beneath his name and rank. His date of birth is 18.09.2002.
I’ve always knew that russia is a corrupted poor hellhole where serfs live in squalor, but notifying family of the deceased using obsolete half a century old cards straight from USSR is some extraordinary form of humiliation even for russians. Don’t they sell normal white paper in russia?
What's next, expecting an email, or a printed letter?
>Don’t they sell normal white paper in russia?
https://darik.news/en/graduation-exams-in-russia-have-been-postponed-due-to-a-shortage-of-printer-paper.html
>https://twitter.com/mich261213/status/1507502934128574469
>"A pack of paper in the store costs ₽2000. It has 500 sheets."
>"It turns out that an A4 sheet is not only four times more expensive than a ruble, but it also costs more than a Sberbank share on the stock exchange in London."
>"That is, to say that Putin turned rubles and Russian shares into paper is an insult to paper."
Didn't like 90% of the Russian north fleet command get killed because the generals and every body else overloaded the plane on its way back from Kaliningrad or something? I remember they were smuggling paper too.
>www.wikipedia.org/wiki/1981_Pushkin_Tu-104_crash
They overloaded the plane with all kinds of luxury goods, including printing paper because that shit was actually valuable in the USSR.
>His date of birth is 18.09.2002.
That's... literally my birthday.. the exact day.
Putin is actually insane.
Send this picture to John Mearsheimer and Noam Chomsky.
They'll claim it was somehow the fault of the USA.
/misc/ contacted his sister
>denial
Just pointing it out feels like we're rubbing salt in the wound.
yeah i would do the same, im certain i would fall in denial atleast at first
Not very often I see someone I would hang with barbed wire. Frick, it's one thing to be a state shill and pour shit out of your mouth for pay, but telling that (I'm presuming) officer that it's wrong to pay respect to the dead?
Ruthenia delenda est.
It's wrong because there are no dead*~~)
Z
This shit is revolting, if I didn't know better I would say it's so over the top it looks fake.
Jesus Christ
Think he was one of the ones ate by wild dogs? God I hope
Cmon man he was just a kid, probably forced to be there due mandatory conscription
Even if you're vatnig falseflagging that's pathetic
Hate Russians simple as
contract soldier, he signed up for this shit himself
yeah, it's not like the russians didn't force conscripts to sign contracts literally on day of the border crossing.
not my problem, you get the rulers you deserve. since the dawn of time russians have been a menace to all civilization and they always throw their hands up and shout "but ive no choice, the Czar forces me". eat shit and die, every single member of the misbegotten russian race.
Ok, you better not cry like a b***h when you get a bad leader yourself then
unlike the US and russia we dont divest insane anounts of power to one person
you guys give way too much of a frick
it’s war, soldier die, get over it. this is why America can’t fight a war for shit, there are no actual warriors in its military, just a bunch of cucks larping.
Why don't you sign up then if you're so badass.
hohols are pathetic
>sending kids born in 2002 to die for nothing
>but ukrainians are pathetic
yeah sure bro
>hohol acts like 19-20 year old men haven't always been a major part of every conscripted force
>putin is suddenly evil for doing what every other country has done or is doing
is suddenly evil for doing what every other country has done or is doing
Oh, suddenly.
So after getting upset about people focusing on a 20 yo's death as pathetic, you then fall back on apathy towards it being a regular thing as a reason to not care about said 20 yo's death
who here is being pathetic again?
Old people sending young men to die for them always was seen as evil brain dead homosexual.
that's a strange way to say larping vatnik shills
This is unsettling, like I'm 22 and witnessing kids younger than me getting shipped off to die in war for some old fart's legacy.
They didn't even have a choice in this, they got conscripted and then tricked, frick.
The wildest ones for me were the early war images of people's passports who died in like 2014 that were born 90 or 89, who should be 10 years older than me but they already died as young as I am now, in a war that's still going on.
Now imagine being an unironic German count serving in a panzer regiment and dying one week into the WW2 invasion of Poland at the age of 20.
Then getting buried in newly annexed territory on a military cemetery built to commemorate the invasion you died in, which gets blown up after the war and left to rot.
somehow lost my image
good, frick nazis
a nobleman too
dead or the Austrian corporal
dude was born under Putin and died under him
I remember seeing some Russian-Mongol dude at a protest saying how he was born under Putin and wishes to die under Putin..
To some of these dudes, it's a dream come true
>piss bottle in the back
That's just how tap water looks in some part of russia.
You get the disgusting tap water in a plastic bottle and let it rest in the sun for a bit, so it's less bad for your houseplants.
It used to be normal in most of Eastern Europe, but some of us moved on, or at least keep trying to move on despite Russia constantly meddling in our governments, fricking with our economy and literally conducting military sabotage with umpunity.
piggybacking off you for extra feels
This one hit me hard the first time I saw it. That poor girl that drew those pictures must have gone through an immense amount of suffering when she heard the news of her love's death. I hope she was not pregnant because the weight of the pain would be enough to cause a miscarriage.
>That poor girl that drew those pictures must have gone through an immense amount of suffering when she heard the news of her love's death.
Good.
>because the weight of the pain would be enough to cause a miscarriage.
Even better.
I am still happy he died, because he needed to be killed as invader. His death means less suffering for the actual victims - the ukrainians.
Said this, it's really heartbreaking.
Things like this are why I much preferred when all we had to worry was fighting terrorists and criminals. Putin and the siloviki will pay for the deaths of their young men and the Ukrainians. The Russians and Ukrainians did not deserve this.
>The Russians did not deserve this.
Your naivety and innocence amazes me.(in a good way, no offence meant).
Easy to say that as if people ever had power over their government in Russia.
They do and their governments are the result of their choices.
you cannot even comprehend our capacity for cruelty r*ssoids, this is merely the begining
whatever you say ivan of Seattle oblast
I remember seeing the messages from his mom on telegram posted a while back. She was saying the blood must mean he was alive…
Poor fricks. Anyone have that pic?
This picture is as disingenuous as the ones of Trayvon Martin in his school gear. He didn't look like that when he invaded. Just look at his fricking military ID or whatever. I bet you all of the Ukrainians killed so far had childhood pictures too, you know.
And he's posing with a bust of Pushkin and big stupid grin on his face, so he was most likely infected with the Russian disease of fake irredentism to territories they have no right to. Pushkin didn't believe that anyone but Russians had rights and his poetry is pure vicious murderous imperialism.
So frick him, as far as I can see he's just another invader, but with a photo that gets spammed here to try and make morons feel sympathy for Russian invaders. I wonder if they would still be going gooey eyed over the 6 foot russian conscript raping their sisters and stealing their food and shooting them because he once had a silly picture taken of him.
god you're young.
or maybe I'm old.
>20 year olds dying in war
Must be [any year ever]
you're not a kid anymore even though you will always be underageb& as far as I am concerned
Imagine dying at 20 for the resentment of old fukers.
>omg….le horror!
younghomosexuals will forever not be cringe
I know it's up in a month but happy birthday anon :3
Thank you sm bro
Only moronic losers peak at 23.
t. elder millenial
>peaking at 23
holy shit lmao
The average normie actually believes that life peaks at early 20s, which is why party culture is deified and encouraged in collages and unis instead of studying. They legitimately think they are living the best years of their life and should utilize them to the max, partying and celebrating, because they think there is nothing but misery and monotony in adult life.
It absolutely does. Biologically speaking. You can realize yourself whenever you want.
Its averaged between men and women.
Men in their early 30s and women at 16
What the frick is wrong with you
zoomers dont actually believe shit like this pic do they
Yes they do and when reality kicks in Sandy vegana happens again.
A falseflag?
>tfw relatively normie up until 26 (now)
been in a relationship for 5 years now, she’s a lovely person but she gets these mood swings and doesn’t wanna have kids
I know I’m too much of a softie to break up with her and too much of a failure to find someone valuable
Fug
>been in a relationship for 5 years now
Thats tuff, i can imagine being in a relationship for more than 2 years
That's hard, man. Try talking to her about it and try to communicate how important it is to you, i dunno. I've split with a couple girlfriends that had that mindset, found over time that they were pretty shallow and there wasn't much drive in their personal or professional life, like they they were stagnant.
>hooked up with a qt3.14 traditional christian girl who wants 3-4 kids, is into shooting and anime.
For what its worth, they're out there bro.
You’ll need to go back zoomie.
Heed your own advice, /misc/troon.
>That's... literally my birthday.. the exact day.
oh god
people born past 2000 aren't just allowed to post on this website now, but they can do so for FOUR years.
it’s changed the character of the site, for the worse. it’s not going to get better.
Oh frick off I've been posting since 2009 and I was born in 95
PrepHole was always for the edgy teens
I was born in 1991, I can’t stand most people born after 1970.
Wow you're so mature for your age
it’s nothing personal, I just feel alienated by a lot of zoomers and younger people.
Year, those dudes are younger than my youngest sister.
What? People join and die doing military shit all the time at every age. Is this some sort of abstract coping with the sudden realization of your own immaturity?
20 year olds shouldn't be dying for an attempt at rebuilding the USSR, anon.
That's their purpose, anon.
No, their purpose is to make their little frozen mess called Russia a bit better, not die for the past "glory" of the USSR.
Holy shit, you zoomers are absolute gayggots.
Is it deja vu or has this been posted before?
Haha what an idio-
>His date of birth is 18.09.2002.
Fricking hell this kid was 10 years younger than me, he wasnt even 20 years old and was sent to doe for fricking nothing, poor guy didnt even get to live his life, war started in 2014 and he died like this, half of his life was spent in the middle of war and his life was cut short violently
Now think of all the teenagers who took part in Maidan who died to defend their homeland from Russian invaders. Invading to continue the corruption they fought against even back then. RIP to all the Ukrainian kids and young adults who shouldn't have had to defend their country in this way.
What a Chad. Imagine looking like that and getting killed by defending your homeland and your people from hordes of raping murderous asiatic abominations like these
F
In a perfect world, every last hero would be remembered for their actions
But in our world, most heroes don't even need the recognition for their actions.
>I’ve always knew that russia is a corrupted poor hellhole where serfs live in squalor, but notifying family of the deceased using obsolete half a century old cards straight from USSR is some extraordinary form of humiliation even for russians.
Pic related.
Anybody got the full screenshot of that one?
https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/54699988/#54700000
>notifying family of the deceased using obsolete half a century old cards straight from USSR is some extraordinary form of humiliation even for russians. Don’t they sell normal white paper in russia?
Well, I mean, they do, but this way at least the family has a square of toilet paper to use as part of the death benefits the Russian government is paying out.
Is that a random piece of paper or a military ID? Old military IDs work like passports where you just write more shit on the pages
Death notice
It's so-called "pokhoronka". Notification to family that soldier has died.
He was born in 2002, lol
1974 paper isn't a huge deal imo. My vaccination card I got in ~2003 was printed in 1976
They probably printed up millions of these in anticipation of WW3 and they've been sitting in a warehouse somewhere ever since.
I bet some 60 year old office admin was really fricking stoked when the war started and casualties started rolling in
he spent literally his whole career waiting to empty that storage closet
I can't imagine what it must be like to be born after 1993. You would have no recollection of the world pre 9/11 at all.
This is what differentiates zoomers from millennials, remembering life before 9/11. Honestly it helps make sense of quite a few things.
t. 1995
It's KIA notice form. Printed on stamped paper. Legal document establishing KIA status of solder and citizen... but it says legal in USSR... hehe..
Sorry Comrade, you do not have a legal Russian death notice, as such your family will not receive compensation for next of kin, please be of understandings XAXAXA
>No abs- and seatbelt free (we don’t need these capitalistic whims here) lada for you. Here, help yourself to a bag of potatoes instead!
Honestly, who gives a frick if the paper is old.
The purple hearts given today were made in the 1940s. If you have old stock, might as well use it.
It's nice to live in state that was created in 1789 and have non interrupted legality of all laws, documents and money....
Russians don't have such long going history their state was created only in 1991...
>The purple hearts given today were made in the 1940s.
This hasn't been true for many years.
They have minted new ones, but they still have remaining stock from the 1940s that still get used.
>Honestly, who gives a frick if the paper is old.
Because it's Soviet paperwork, jesus christ how shameful
Paper states that it's grounds for recieving benefits based on laws of a government that no longer exists.
A mindless beurocrat can throw that paper back in their face and laugh
Thanks for explaining.
Yeah, I guess in that case it is messed up.
I'm surprised they managed to keep those dry and not rotten for so long
glory to arstotzka
This homie was younger than me. Putin should really get the rope.
I personally like the look and feel of old paper
"War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other"
>tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other
Zelensky isn't even 50 and was widely derided in Ukraine before the start of war as an appeaser because he was willing to give up Crimea as part of a permanent peace settlement.
The only side where the old and bitter are engaging in blatant trickery here is Russia.
FLORIAN I'VE COME FOR YOU!
Young and old men deserve each other.
You think Russian soldiers are innocent? Really anon?
Press ф for pay respects
Uhhh ø?
WAIT
ø no longer filters to o?
I bet it smells like cosmoline
It literally says in it that "This document allows to receive pensions and compensations according to USSR's laws"
So probably one of many ways to dodge paying for a deseaced serciceman
All sorts of bureucratic forms were printed by truckloads in the soviet union. We have been independent for over 30 years, but even now all kinds of these papers are all over the place, people use them as some draft paper or kindling or whatever
What use does the american military see in issuing out purple hearts made in 1944? They're going to have a shit ton of death notices from the 70's due to the Cold War.
I wonder since war started how many time Putin and his friend attend orgy party.
I was listening to a russian stand-up comedian and one of the jokes was that he knew a guy who was supplying kremlin with escorts and according to that guy if the steady flow of prostitutes ceases, it means that the kremlin geriatrics are going on some misadventures.
>/k/ - Weapons
I have no idea why anyone would care at all. Paper is paper. Are ukrainians this desperate for a propaganda win? No new himars strikes lately I guess.
ffs what a nothingburger
you don't just throw away every unused piece of stationery because you've had a regime change
I mean, you do throw them away if that stationary actively brings up the former government and talks about laws that no longer exist.
anon you forgot to flip to the next page
The bast part of this is imagining what the guy's family must think reading this
Don't think it's the same guy, but still..
Paper, stored in relatively good conditions, can last up to 5000 years. There's an experimental fireproof asbestos-based paper with expected lifetime in the millions of years, but because
> ASBESTOS
even if it's been tested safe for the last decade it is still illegal.
Do you want them to send emails to the moms or something?
It seems that Russians despise Russians even more than Ukrainians and the West despises them.
Another Ukrainian fake. The same as their counterattack on Kherson. lol.
Ukrainians, do you understand that wars are not won by fakes on the Internet? Thousands of Russian shells and missiles kill you every day, and instead of going to war, you compose all sorts of tall tales. Which are immediately forgotten after a week. As a promise of your command to make a counterattack on Kherson. As a result, they shit themselves - no attack. The Russians continue to take Donbass. After him, the bare steppes to the Dnieper. And then Kiev. In autumn and winter, Ukraine is facing very difficult times. You won't be able to heat your house with fakes on the Internet and you won't buy food with fakes.
tl;dr
Need to check the paper for traces of bamboo.
Putin has turned on the climate weapon!
I'm convinced God created Russians for my personal amusement when they die horribly of their own volition. It's just to make my existence a little bit more tolerable.
hay guise what's goin' on in th-
Where's the uncensored one
If you find it, post it pls.
its on spooks Twitter page but it's censored there also
here it is, I'm at work so no .webm but if someone could do just that, it would be mucho obligato
>https://twitter.com/RF200_NOW/status/1558588115895259136
>https://nitter.net/RF200_NOW/status/1558588115895259136
OMG is he okay
the helmet going flying adds so much that we lose with the censored version, ty anon
kek
https://www.watson.ch/international/russland/684387780-wie-die-ukrainischen-behoerden-auf-twitter-die-russen-trollen
>Does any other military use papers triple the age of their soldiers?
The US Army has some documents that haven't been updated since the 80's. Not many, but a few.