Design a Euro army

Design a joint European army. You can envision this as anything like a NATO-minus-the-US situation, or a militarized EU minus the bongs, or just a few Euro countries involved. Don't forget to explain your choices

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I choose every euro country having their own military, as they should. Total Federalist Death

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make Arabic the lingua franca for it

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1. Infantry drawn from "Peace Studies" graduates from Germany, Liechtenstein, France, Netherlands, and Belgium.
    2. Tank corps drawn from San Marino, because who the frick needs tanks any more.
    3. Assault brigades shall be 100% troons for that extra-violent estrogen rage.
    4. EOD land mine clearance teams shall be all former EU politicians and Eurocrats.
    5. All officers shall be drawn from Russia, since Russia will own the entire fricking European continent the way the moronic bastards are running the EU.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      russia would probably get shitstomped even if they had to deal with a fully trooned out EU, which is not what it is right now, the numbers don't add up for them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        1. Infantry drawn from "Peace Studies" graduates from Germany, Liechtenstein, France, Netherlands, and Belgium.
        2. Tank corps drawn from San Marino, because who the frick needs tanks any more.
        3. Assault brigades shall be 100% troons for that extra-violent estrogen rage.
        4. EOD land mine clearance teams shall be all former EU politicians and Eurocrats.
        5. All officers shall be drawn from Russia, since Russia will own the entire fricking European continent the way the moronic bastards are running the EU.

        Make Arabic the lingua franca for it

        I choose every euro country having their own military, as they should. Total Federalist Death

        What is this russian bullshit?

        The EU nations could destroy Russia utterly and easily just with air power but they are way stronger on land and at sea as well.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Federalists are Russian agents
          Anon, most Federalists are people who don't want Europe to become like Russia (or China) - a strong central state that rules over many nations towards whom the state feels no real affinity, and vice versa the nations feel little affinity for their governing state. The inevitable long term consequence of this configuration is the state becoming a shithole for the denizens other than those of a ruling class and clerical class that forms around the seat of governance (Moscow, Beijing, Constantinople etc).

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What do you think a federation is exactly?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              A superstate ("political union") where the rights and powers of the constituent substates have precedence over those of the resultant superstate.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's a confederation not a federation. Also Germany and Russia officially "federations" and are two of the most centralized states on the planet. An EU federation would be hyper-centralized and thinking otherwise is fricking delusional.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, it's a federation. A confederation is a type of federation where the laws and rights of the superstate have no power at all to bind substates. Laws having general precedence (as in a general federation), doesn't mean that all laws necessarily have precedence in all cases (as in a confederation). In practice the difference arises because in a confederation the articles of the forming treaty do not bind the parties to the decisions of the binding state in law (ie the superstate laws exist only if they are enacted by a corresponding substate law) or time (ie they may withdraw from the federation at any time).

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MultiCam as the standard camouflage.
    >b-but muh meme European camo
    No

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >European army
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defence_forces_of_the_European_Union

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EU_Battlegroup

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Heeresgruppe
    >16. Armee
    >Panzergruppe 4
    >18. Armee

    Heeresgruppe Mitte
    >4. Armee
    >Panzergruppe 2
    >Panzergruppe 3
    >9. Armee
    >2. Armee

    Heeresgruppe Süd
    >17. Armee
    >Panzergruppe 1
    >6. Armee
    >11. Armee

    >Luftflotte 1
    >Luftflotte 2
    >Luftflotte 4
    >Luftflotte 5

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >reform all the armies of the Euro Union into joint force
    good fricking god imagine all the goddam bullshit with the procurement and standardisation of equipment

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If we want to defeat Russia an EU army is essential. The individual cultures of Europe will blend into one, because together we are stronger. It will become necessary that a European federation can more cohesively confront the eastern threat. Sacrifices to local autonomy must be made, for the greater good.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This for the camo, multitarn fractal. Brun de Terre as standard solid color for gear and vehicles

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    VGH….

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AI machine guns and rocket launchers on back of german horses.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stands up as one of the stupidest fricking ideas that gets taken seriously in Europe.
    Yeah, let's weaken our own national defense goals by diverting our military spending to make a bloated, multilingual army of people who hate each other for no strategic benefit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >people who hate each other
      We're in 2024, not 1924

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't forget to explain your choices
    They were cool in Battlefield 2 and especially cool in Battlefield 2142,

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Russo-Chinese
      Actually Russo-Japanese, my mistake.

      Or Gen2 stuff. Very similar appearance.
      [>implying spoilers on /k/] Yes, it's just fantasy, but so is the EU system as it is producing a capable unified army [sreliops<]

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