This is emergency shelter where you spend a night or two max.
If you think otherwise you're the schizo and also blithering moron for not realizing that.
when i shit in public restrooms i go >Here comes the big tuhhhd! Mmmmoohhhhhhhh!
and then i made a sort of horse whinnying sound right after the splash of my turd.
it's to blow their brains out after the house collapses on the tiny entrance and the fermenting shit/piss mixture starts flooding through the cracks in the pavement because the mini container has been full for the past two weeks
After a few days, they start scooping poop out of the toilet and flinging it at each other. A few days after that, the dad climbs up the ladder and gets that gun stashed up there and shoots his family and then himself. Eventually, the bank gets the house, the house then gets sold at auction, and some unlucky soul opens that hatch door.
>Be me >Been living with my family in thw schizobunker for 3 months >Have the nastiest wildest most degenerate sex imaginable to repopulate earth >Been surviving on protein powder and beans, taking the nastiest wetest shits possible >No shower either entire incest bunker smells like abondoned woodstock porta-potty >(Mfw) there's not even an apocalypse
It's ok I'll tell them when trump gets back in office
SEXOOOOOOOOOOO
if they spend a week in such tiny cell, they start killing each other
The air won’t last a day. Also next to car exhausts
*DAY 1 OF THE APOCASCHIZ - 9AM
>Hey kids, ya bored yet?
>Watch this!
*starts rubbing one out
I lmaod
*He does it while staring intently at each of them in complete silence.
*This goes on until lunch time.
*Dad finishes.
>OK, now its your turn.
This is emergency shelter where you spend a night or two max.
If you think otherwise you're the schizo and also blithering moron for not realizing that.
>a night or two max.
Not if I park the car on the hatch
a week in the event of a nuclear war
It has that handy hydrolic trap door opener
Emergency shelter?
Orgy until air runs out.
>park car on entrance
>it becomes a grave
Can’t find the boiler. Leaving.
That curtain will certainly keep the stink in when someone is taking a shit.
Could you take a shit in front of your sis and mom?
it's perfectly legal fren. have at it.
I shit in public restrooms
I shit in public urinals
when i shit in public restrooms i go
>Here comes the big tuhhhd! Mmmmoohhhhhhhh!
and then i made a sort of horse whinnying sound right after the splash of my turd.
Dad takes a shit
The family has had enough and goes upstairs
that's for stuff like tornadoes.
The larp gun is for shooting tornados?
Yes
you'll need one to scare off those wretched midwest wind sprites. horrible creatures
it's to blow their brains out after the house collapses on the tiny entrance and the fermenting shit/piss mixture starts flooding through the cracks in the pavement because the mini container has been full for the past two weeks
yeah if that's not an overflow that goes out to a septic tank then you're fricked after one flush
Day 7. My husband found the last peach.
>toilet right next to the bed
imagine the smell
that is so fricking tiny, that is the size of an airplane bathroom
I would instantly kill the hag and the kid to conserve air left for me and the girl
The dad is going to Josef Fritzl the place in a month.
They all have a good time and nothing bad happens
dad takes a fricking massive shit and his wife won't stop b***hing about it
the m4 is perfect for blowing your brains out after spending 2 days in that shit
Conveniently, both exits have been located next to each other.
in the near future there is only rape
>*parks SUV on the hatch*
Rape, cannibalism and necrophilia.
Sicko mode, I like it!
After a few days, they start scooping poop out of the toilet and flinging it at each other. A few days after that, the dad climbs up the ladder and gets that gun stashed up there and shoots his family and then himself. Eventually, the bank gets the house, the house then gets sold at auction, and some unlucky soul opens that hatch door.
poop joke x 300
day 2: getting bombed by a tornado starting to sound really cool.
>Be me
>Been living with my family in thw schizobunker for 3 months
>Have the nastiest wildest most degenerate sex imaginable to repopulate earth
>Been surviving on protein powder and beans, taking the nastiest wetest shits possible
>No shower either entire incest bunker smells like abondoned woodstock porta-potty
>(Mfw) there's not even an apocalypse
It's ok I'll tell them when trump gets back in office
Im sure it could be modified to make it larger and more comfortable.