I was actually thinking about this the other day, russians are notoriously superstitious and esoteric. Couldn't Ukraine exploit that with a form of psychological warfare? Just use stereos to blast ungodly wailing towards the mobiks.
Anon the Dniper is not gone and everything that was flooded is probably the shittiest kind of Ukrainian mud.
I would have believed it in a week or two, but right now is just sounds implausible.
They massacred a bunch of civilians and a boat of volunteers trying to distribute food and fresh water to flood victims and declared it a military victory.
This isn't the first time it has happened.
>it was the deep ones under Moscow all along, responsible for everything for hundreds of years >the Kremlin was built not as a fortress to keep invaders out, but as a prison to keep a dark power in >referring to Russian regimes as "The Kremlin" is a subconscious psychological manifestation of this
You fool, the Kremlin IS the dark power! Why the frick does the monke want the tsarist times back? Commies lost the secret knowledge, the true orthodox rituals to placate the Elder One!
>I'm willing to entertain Lovecraftian explanations regarding russians.
It's simple then. Modern Russia is the end result of mass infestation of mental, moral, and a few other kinds of eldritch drones, plus regular culling of the non-infected by dronehosts throughout decades/centuries. Spiritually speaking, ziggers are walking corpses (except even less alive) with most of their drone-free parts of their souls already eaten through.
They're so embittered by how shitty their lives are, they're completely desensitized to any people's suffering. And if these people live better than they are, they're gonna make them suffer out of spite. Who is against this war in Russia? A well-off urban intelligentsia and oligarchs. The rest are literal orcs who have nothing to lose aside from their already miserable lives, but have frick ton of money to gain to possibly improve aforementioned rueful existence.
>you russians >implying the poster identifies with or approves of the actions of the perpetrators
Forget about ESL, you must be functionally illiterate.
there were posts on twitter and telegram earlier today about some ukis trying to get food and medical supplies to people stranded on the left bank of the flooded river.
who want's to bet they killed a bunch of humanitarian workers?
Nah. Some aid workers evacuating civillians just got shelled. Probably that.
Oh frick you for ruining my mood.
I don’t think they’ll lose ground to unarmed aid workers.
>unarmed aid workers managed to land with the most needed supplies >ziggers start surrendering en masse
there were posts on twitter and telegram earlier today about some ukis trying to get food and medical supplies to people stranded on the left bank of the flooded river.
who want's to bet they killed a bunch of humanitarian workers?
Oh boy here we go again >attack was repulsed witn no casualties xaxaxaxxax
YOU ARE HERE >attack is ongoing >our men are holding the line against heavy ukronazi assault >we executed a tactical feint, the Ukrainians fell right into our masterful trap*~~*~~*~~ >Ukrainians keep advancing
Remember the bullshit about the Zaprorizhzhia NPP commando raid last year? >pontoon bridge barges get knocked loose from Antonovsky bridge by HIMARS strikes >wind carries them upstream >ziggers panic, helicopters and mortars start shelling Enerhodar, provide video of themselves fighting against their own paranoia and cratering empty streets >claim to have defeated the Boris Johnson SAS/SBS raid >provide video of a Ka-52 hitting a bridge pier and claim it was a barge
>pontoon bridge barges get knocked loose from Antonovsky bridge by HIMARS strikes
not really, Ukraine actually pulled one of their unused barges and just pushed it to Enerhodar to confused Vatniks
>claim to have defeated the Boris Johnson
I keep seeing this get posted, did they really claim fricking Boris Johnson was in Ukraine leading raids against russian positions? Surely even they would realise how moronic that is
It's like a video game boss fight, the Russian protagonist and his wisecracking buddy drive a multi-turreted tank into a muddy arena and have to keep firing at Boris Johnson while he throws fireballs and bellows demonically. The fight goes through three phases with a bunch of adrenaline-amping cutscenes until the Russian guys win through sheer badassery and a super tank attack using all of the turrets.
Then they start NG+ and defeat Boris Johnson again. In NG+ he wears a kevlar vest but otherwise is still a fraction the size of the tank.
There is just no way this is a serious landing. It's a recon force trying to get Russia to redirect troops. Anything more would be utterly insane.
It's more obvious bait than most of the threads getting posted atm.
Even Russia probably won't fall for this shit.
I think it's hilarious the US defense secretary even called out Russian trolling. "I think the Russians have shown us that same five vehicles about 1,000 times from 10 different angles."
>no reasons to panic
So, moniks are running, defensive lines are ordered to essentially die in place?
kek, this explains the latest wave of shitposting
>zigger soldiers on left bank of Kherson reported that baba yaga had returned
It's actually over zisterbros
I was actually thinking about this the other day, russians are notoriously superstitious and esoteric. Couldn't Ukraine exploit that with a form of psychological warfare? Just use stereos to blast ungodly wailing towards the mobiks.
That's moronic. No way they will go over there. How would they even plan that in such a short time? 0 chance of any big landing there.
>No reason for panic
They are definitely landing and this is the main thrust.
This was my arc through the post as well.
>flashback to picrel
"It's funny 'cause it's true!"
Landing? Anon, the Dniper is gone. They closed the Kyiv dam's gates when the Kachovka dam blew. You can walk across.
Anon the Dniper is not gone and everything that was flooded is probably the shittiest kind of Ukrainian mud.
I would have believed it in a week or two, but right now is just sounds implausible.
>there are no reasons for panic
Headlong retreat confirmed. Where are the Chechens?
They massacred a bunch of civilians and a boat of volunteers trying to distribute food and fresh water to flood victims and declared it a military victory.
This isn't the first time it has happened.
This is exactly what happened.
Russia spotted a few evacuation boats and destroyed it.
Reason? Ehm...hohols trying to land troops.
How do you russians manage to be evil 24/7?
Leopard schizophrenia
Pathological liar DNA
Projection based personality disorder
I'm willing to entertain Lovecraftian explanations regarding russians.
>it was the deep ones under Moscow all along, responsible for everything for hundreds of years
>the Kremlin was built not as a fortress to keep invaders out, but as a prison to keep a dark power in
>referring to Russian regimes as "The Kremlin" is a subconscious psychological manifestation of this
The Orb of Pisky gives access to powers some consider ... unnatural...
You fool, the Kremlin IS the dark power! Why the frick does the monke want the tsarist times back? Commies lost the secret knowledge, the true orthodox rituals to placate the Elder One!
Ooh shit, that's a great writing prompt.
Russians = Shoggoths?
>I'm willing to entertain Lovecraftian explanations regarding russians.
It's simple then. Modern Russia is the end result of mass infestation of mental, moral, and a few other kinds of eldritch drones, plus regular culling of the non-infected by dronehosts throughout decades/centuries. Spiritually speaking, ziggers are walking corpses (except even less alive) with most of their drone-free parts of their souls already eaten through.
>I'm willing to entertain Lovecraftian explanations regarding russians.
Well, there was that one Shadow Over Innsmouth-looking motherfricker...
They're so embittered by how shitty their lives are, they're completely desensitized to any people's suffering. And if these people live better than they are, they're gonna make them suffer out of spite. Who is against this war in Russia? A well-off urban intelligentsia and oligarchs. The rest are literal orcs who have nothing to lose aside from their already miserable lives, but have frick ton of money to gain to possibly improve aforementioned rueful existence.
>you russians
>implying the poster identifies with or approves of the actions of the perpetrators
Forget about ESL, you must be functionally illiterate.
>How do you russians manage to be evil 24/7?
The expression always was that Satan lives in the Kremlin and that predates even the communists
Temp-
Oh frick you for ruining my mood.
>unarmed aid workers managed to land with the most needed supplies
>ziggers start surrendering en masse
had booby-trapped hedgehog crawl up its ass.
Yes.
>There are no reasons for panic
Chamma pls come back...
fricking KEK
It was like day or two before the invasion too
>there are no reasons to panic
it's over broZ...
>There are no reasons for panic
OK.. But why do they feel the need to clarify this every single time??
>OK.. But why do they feel the need to clarify this every single time??
No reason for panic
I wouldn't panic about it.
>I wouldn't
I hecking love this meme
Telegram offensive that will be reported as repulsed by tomorrow with fifty Leopards destroyed.
And then another such victory the day after, a few kilometers closer to Crimea
Ziggers so desperate, they're back to reporting fake ukrainian offensives to late rbrag about hwo they totally stopped them cold.
It's probs just a Ukraine scouting party of like 5 men on patrol that they shit themselves which is even more pathetic imo
inclined to believe this is one of those fantasy telegram incursions that always end up repelled
Please post, destroyed Leopards
just so we know.
Z
Don't worry, I was told Nova Khakova is just the first line of defense
No it’s crumple tone. First line starts at Moscow.
>crumple tone
also known as the brown frequency
there were posts on twitter and telegram earlier today about some ukis trying to get food and medical supplies to people stranded on the left bank of the flooded river.
who want's to bet they killed a bunch of humanitarian workers?
Sounds about right.
3 leopard2 divisions, 400 azov soldiers, 3 zelenskys and 4 boris jhonsons.
Nah. Some aid workers evacuating civillians just got shelled. Probably that.
Oh boy here we go again
>attack was repulsed witn no casualties xaxaxaxxax
YOU ARE HERE
>attack is ongoing
>our men are holding the line against heavy ukronazi assault
>we executed a tactical feint, the Ukrainians fell right into our masterful trap*~~*~~*~~
>Ukrainians keep advancing
I don’t think they’ll lose ground to unarmed aid workers.
I mean, would it really surprise you at this point
Fighting unarmed people and aid workers is kinda their specialty.
The last one is supposed to be
>gesture of goodwill
>moved to more favourable frontiers
>it's true
>Tell your vatnigs to shoot in the air
>record “failed counteroffensive”
Remember the bullshit about the Zaprorizhzhia NPP commando raid last year?
>pontoon bridge barges get knocked loose from Antonovsky bridge by HIMARS strikes
>wind carries them upstream
>ziggers panic, helicopters and mortars start shelling Enerhodar, provide video of themselves fighting against their own paranoia and cratering empty streets
>claim to have defeated the Boris Johnson SAS/SBS raid
>provide video of a Ka-52 hitting a bridge pier and claim it was a barge
>provide video of a Ka-52 hitting a bridge pier and claim it was a barge
lel i forgot about that one thx for reminding me anon
>pontoon bridge barges get knocked loose from Antonovsky bridge by HIMARS strikes
not really, Ukraine actually pulled one of their unused barges and just pushed it to Enerhodar to confused Vatniks
>wind carries them upstream
in your fantasy, how did the wind push them up and over the dam spillway at nova kakovka?
It jumped it like a salmon
>claim to have defeated the Boris Johnson
I keep seeing this get posted, did they really claim fricking Boris Johnson was in Ukraine leading raids against russian positions? Surely even they would realise how moronic that is
It's like a video game boss fight, the Russian protagonist and his wisecracking buddy drive a multi-turreted tank into a muddy arena and have to keep firing at Boris Johnson while he throws fireballs and bellows demonically. The fight goes through three phases with a bunch of adrenaline-amping cutscenes until the Russian guys win through sheer badassery and a super tank attack using all of the turrets.
Then they start NG+ and defeat Boris Johnson again. In NG+ he wears a kevlar vest but otherwise is still a fraction the size of the tank.
You need to take your lithium, anon.
>there are no reasons for panic
oh no no no no no
There is no panic in Nova Kachokva.
i give it 50/50 they shot some locals on rafts escaping the floods vs. ukraine is actually attacking and already reclaimed a foothold
Bonus embarrassment point if they mistook some floating debris for Ukie spetsnaz trying to sneekibreeki.
Not this shit again. They are back at making up Ukie attacks to seems like they do something.
I read the UAF is demining some areas taking advantage of this weeks rains.
>there are no reasons for panic
It's happening.
There is just no way this is a serious landing. It's a recon force trying to get Russia to redirect troops. Anything more would be utterly insane.
It's more obvious bait than most of the threads getting posted atm.
Even Russia probably won't fall for this shit.
Street fighting in Nova Kachovka!
https://twitter.com/ANDRU6307/status/1669445032548417537
>starts as a candid video like what we're used to
okay seems somewhat credible
>randomly starts filming self talking into the camera
ehhhhhhh
you must be fricking brain dead
>there are no reasons for panic
alright COME ON NOW
a shooting battle can mean only one thing
NO PANIC!!! PLEASE DISPERSE!!!
>There are no reasons for panic
...that's not faketan anymore, that's blackface.
No, that's ganguro.
Its Oompa Loompa cultural appropriaton, if anything
>Russian telegram channel claims something
Probably nothing, just overblowing a raid again
>"No reason to panic"
Oh oh.
worry bear status?
no panic
Just like the last D Day?
Those are rookie numbers, Olga. Step up.
They should have added Kontakt to the treads.
Rookie mistake, really.
>Look mom, I posted the 3 fricked Brads and bunch of long-since recovered and repaired vees again!
I think it's hilarious the US defense secretary even called out Russian trolling. "I think the Russians have shown us that same five vehicles about 1,000 times from 10 different angles."
Ok but why are you so angry though?
>"haha xoxols good luck crossing the river now"
>"NOOOOOO YOU'RE CROSSING IT EVEN SOONER THAN WE THOUGHT YOU CAN'T DO THAT"
Too based to be true.
I tried
>Ignores Russian minefields, just crooosses.
>Ignores killzones, just crooosses right into them.
The leftoids vatnikoids cant meme
No rubles will be added to your account today
That looks like a Let's Play of an NES game.
>Crosses a river
>Crosses back over it, just for fun
>Another imaginary Rybar offensive.
Fricking choice.
Ziggers target reacuers
To rob them or just for fun?
Both. Russians view crime as a recreational activity like fishing or shuffleboard.
Trust the plan.
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>There are no reasons to panic
There's one.
>no reasons to panic
So, moniks are running, defensive lines are ordered to essentially die in place?
kek, this explains the latest wave of shitposting