could this work in real life? who could do it?

could this work in real life? who could do it?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would probably cause the plane to crash, without any survivors.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a big plane....

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obligatory "...for you"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obligatory "...for you"

      how fricking original
      SO FRICKING FUNNY
      10 years with the same fricking spam joke
      UPVOTED xDDDDDDD

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you don't belong here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        someone get this hothead out of here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you will never be a real woman

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao it did work in real life, don't you know about visionary nolan's work ethics?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/fanTrkm.jpeg

      could this work in real life? who could do it?

      this, you can see in this frame that everyone is wearing a UPT Vector skydiving rig - no one skydives and it's not mentioned - the only reason they are wearing them is because they actually filmed this in midair

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Who could do it?
    They'd have to be a big guy to pull it off.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >could this work in real life?
    Yes, but it would be extremely painful.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this was one of the biggest movie stunt flops probably ever. rappeling onto another plane in the air is sick, i'll give them that, but breaking the smaller plane up in mid air was not a cool sequence. it doesn't make sense and it didn't have any stakes or danger. if they blew it up with a bomb it would have been fricking wicked. instead its this very technically difficult and completely lame stunt that serves no narrative purpose in the film that could be cut out entirely

    also it was so cringe that people still meme on it, what, 12 years later? the movie was so bad it created baneposting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implying baneposting is bad
      Someone get this hot head out of here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the movie was so bad
      it was?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I heard Bane is in the sewers
        >send all of our police into the sewers to find him now
        >oh no all the police are trapped

        Bane steals all of Bruce Wayne's money by attacking a single stock exchange office because obvious fraud protection doesn't exist.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, i guess it was

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The movie did suck. I'm glad someone else said it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I have to wonder what the crash report experts thought when they found both wings and the tail over mile away from the rest of the plane

      >So the plane lost both wings and tail somehow managed to continue forwards at a steady pace before nose diving?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick? They actually hanged an airplane from an another airplane? I thought they just hung it from a crane and used greenscreen?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nolan tries to use as minimal greenscreen and CG as possible. Probably something like 85-95% of his movie will be practical effects, depending on the film. When he does use CG, it's usually *very* good. The blackhole for Interstellar, for instance, was a very complicated process that Nolan had physicist Kip Thorne on-hand to consult with and it wound up being genuinely insightful for physicists and astronomers.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They developed an entirely new renderer for that scene AFAIK

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think that's true, I definitely remember they had to have a whole specialty rendering program to input known physics data and stuff

            Nolan is pretty good but have you heard of his brother Dolan ?

            >but have you heard of his brother Dolan ?
            Dude's a total quack.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nolan is pretty good but have you heard of his brother Dolan ?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bane?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't meant to ENTERTAIN you shitlib. It was meant to be a documentary about what would happen if Occupy Wall St. was allowed to continue unhindered.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop the baneposting right this instant or something might manifest in reality again.
      We don't want a repeat of last time now do we?

      [...]
      how fricking original
      SO FRICKING FUNNY
      10 years with the same fricking spam joke
      UPVOTED xDDDDDDD

      They didn’t fly so good. Who wants to try next?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Being a hothead
      >In here
      Yeah can someone get this guy out?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TDK Trilogy gets worse with every entry. Batman Begins was capeshit kino,

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like TDKR due to how surreal and dumb it is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nolan's fight choreography and fights suck donkeydick, samething happens througout Dunkirk multiple times. Not as great as he's alluded to be.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Not as great as he's alluded to be.
        Yeah, because most people who acclaim Nolan are applauding his...fight choreography.
        I don't care if people don't like something, but when you say you don't like something and your reason is moronic, you make everyone everywhere who also hates the same thing look as moronic as you do.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes, but they would expect one of us in the wreckage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which one? I didn't get to bring any friends

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    extracting a target would happen at the airport. unless you were being sneaky nobody capable would care about the negative press.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >CIA
    >"We lost an agent in a plane crash, go find out what happened"
    >Well we found the plane's fuselage 20 miles from it's wings, which seem to have been pulled off and the plane continued flying without them
    >Also we found a dead guy who had two people's blood in his system for some reason
    >Hmm, sounds like an accident.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. First people in film to do it was back in cliff hanger without the plane falling apart. The CIA has done this. They'll extract someone from something like a glider or have them attached to a balloon they grab. It's pretty old technology. They have been taking people's deaths in plane crashes since the 70s.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it wouldn't fly so good

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >could this work in real life? who could do it?
    How do you think it was shot?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How do you think it was shot?
      before throwing it out of a plane

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the structure wouldn't hold. maybe if it was under a chopper and really well tied up (not like this).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was a real plane that was really wrecked as depicted on screen. They filmed all interior shots and exterior closeups in a hangar, then flew it out over some jungle. When the sky was clear enough stuntmen dangled down and attached cables to concealed hardpoints and dragged the plane by the tail until the wings broke off. The tail was blown off and two stuntmen got into the empty plane for the final shot. If you look closely none of the other characters that were in the last interior shots are visible when the plane is dropped because those scenes were shot separately in the hangar set.

        It was one of the most expensive and dangerous scenes in cinema history because Nolan is that much of an autist.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The place that they wrecked was apparently a prop, which makes sense. The wing carrythrough structure is the strongest part of the aircraft, capable of supporting several times the aircraft weight. It doesn't make sense that the wings would shear off there, the fuselage would fail first.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Negative G's dude

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          impressive. I imagine the hull was stripped of any and all redundant weight, though. Else you would shift the center of gravity way behind the center of lift very suddenly. That can't be good... A c130 has Beeg control surfaces.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop the baneposting right this instant or something might manifest in reality again.
    We don't want a repeat of last time now do we?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you feel in charge?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like I'm CIA. If i I take your mask off, it will be quite painful for you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would be extremely painful

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bump

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The kinda crew you need would have to be very loyal, way more than a hired gun.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mogged

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a big guy could

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't matter whether something in a movie is not believable after the fact, just like it doesn't matter in a relationship whether your love makes sense. Embrace the joy of the moment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So what you're saying is it doesn't matter if the movie is believable. What matters is the enjoyment?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I pulled that stunt off, would you die?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For you.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no. the CG of the big plane would shift back enough to reduce the pitch control arm enough to make it impossible to contrast the now divergent pitch up movement (caused by the CG being behind the CP)

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we need this to look like a natural plane crash
    >wings get separated from the fuselage miles away
    >fuselage spikes nose first into the earth like a lawn dart

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's was a Boeing EMB-110.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        EMB-110 should have been built by Embraer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Theatricality and deception are powerful agents

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For the uninitiated, but we are initiated, aren't we anon?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baneposting was the last great PrepHole contribution. Sad to see it almost entirely gone now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, thats how prigo survived

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have we started the hot dog stand?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they expect one of us the the wreckage
      You had one fricking job.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did CIA need to use a hired gun? Shouldn't the agency have issued him a gun if he needed one?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The bigger question is why he would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well at least you can talk

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's because I am the big guy of these men, CIA

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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