Could gorillas be trained to be soldiers? What jobs would they be most suited for?

Could gorillas be trained to be soldiers? What jobs would they be most suited for? Could they have cameras attached to them and do recon in difficult or overgrown terrain? What equipment or weapons could they use?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BLACKED

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What jobs would they be most suited for?
    Gorilla warfare, duh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you Carlos

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    W2C leotard chest rig?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would that be best for gorillas in particular?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Beast races always wear leotards

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BFBGC.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gorillas are peaceful, though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But not Gorilla Researcher

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        her story is so sad, and highlights the futility of her endeavour, like fighting against windmills. no matter how much you try, if literally every Black person around you wants that forest cut down and those gorillas dead, including the fricking government, there's nothing you can do. we should've hunted those filthy nogs to extinction and turned africa into a giant natural reserve long ago.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Baboons might be a better option, those frickers are dangerous. They have kinda formed street gangs in some Indian cities. They could probably be used for suppressing insurgents in cities. They’re probably smart enough to be able to tell that someone posing as a civilian is up to some shit and can either signal you or just gang up on the insurgent and eat his face.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They can signal trains, they can fight war.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >hunan province 2035
        >be xi lao, PLA infantryman
        >sitting in fortified building
        >tofu dreg construction walls chip away from the americans small arms
        >suddenly the gunfire slows
        >moment of respite is ended by asiatic screams from the floors below
        >now the room adjacent
        >you aim at the door and let off a few keyholing rounds
        >seemingly in response, the door swings open and a swarm of baboons surge in
        >clad in light ballistic vests and with head mounted cameras the animals tear away at you and your yellow fellows

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Baboons only exist in Africa you mong

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        or chimpanzee
        chimps are smart enough to organize units & conduct tactics, smarter than baboon zerg rush even, which is a plus
        consider their downsides might be roughly like gorilla's

        Assuming they can be trained past their natural fear of loud noises and bodily harm, they can be good MG and AT teamsters.

        >high base strength
        >carry main weapon without splitting it
        >tripods and other gear
        >spare ammo no issue

        Now for the bad

        >knuckle dragging
        >stump legs
        >not made for travel
        >infantry combat is at least 50% running and hiking

        >shag hair
        >not naked skin
        >poorer stamina and heat tolerance than humans
        >can't work long
        >can't pitch in setting up sandbags and wirewalls or else be useless for the next full day

        >bigger size topping 350-400 freedom weights
        >which is 200 imperial weights
        >will need more food and water unless lush present vegetation
        >will offer the enemy a bigger target
        >will take up more space and fuel on transports

        >Visual range questionable
        >utility in infantry support and overwatch reduced

        >Cannot comms in language
        >only limited sign language and only after considerable training
        >communicationally stranded outside of close visual contact
        >other soldiers need to be sign lang conversant to get on with them

        >bigger clumsier fingers
        >need modified weapons
        >unable to take over unmodified friendly weapons
        >cannot be trusted with finicky items like NVGs

        Even if they become MG and AT teams that can move faster and bring more kit, they make inefficient infantry in most other areas.

        , i see their use as mostly shock troops (cannon fodder/distraction) in jungle environment

        now the only thing left is to instill fear, discipline & order into a bunch of wild chimps known for ripping apart the face of their caretakers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So what makes gorillas so peaceful? They look built to fight

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ask yourself would you want to fight a gorilla. Gorillas do the same everyday and come to the same conclusion.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >look at a gorilla wrong
      >he beats you to death
      so peaceful

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Afaik there's not even a single recorded case of a gorilla killing a human, let alone unprovoked. I mean sure, it probably has happened some time without being documented but it's still pretty telling about their nature.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >there's not even a single recorded case of a gorilla killing a human
          I was really surprised by that anon. Didn’t realize gorillas are such bros. Learn something every day.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Stop blindly believing anything you hear on PrepHole.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Looks like anti-gorilla propaganda.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Source? Even then it speaks of a single incident many many years ago

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Harambe the gorilla had to be killed because it was hurting a black child that fell into his enclosure.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's not clear that Harambe was going to hurt the child, but authorities decided they couldn't take the risk.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >It's not clear that Harambe was going to hurt the child,
                Didn't you see the videos? He was dragging the kid by his foot while prancing around with him.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He was confused and tried to protect the child from the noisy crowd, unfortunately he was just too strong of an animal to be handling a human child and very well may have harmed him unintentionally. He was not aggressive towards the child though as the child would have been dead if her were.

                https://www.ecowatch.com/leading-primatologist-weighs-in-on-controversy-surrounding-shooting-an-1891148335.html

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine killing a fertile specimen of a critically endangered species just to save a dumb fricking niglet that wanted to be especially moronic that day. There's billions of Black folk already, killing harambe was especially insulting.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Its disgusting how they killed an endagered animal just to protect some stupid niglet. I wish all blacks would move to New Orleans and get Katrina'd.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Harambe was literally black though?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, and Stalin I think tried already.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Didn’t the Soviets try to create human-ape hybrids by paying Mongolian prostitutes to frick them?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it turns out we're not genetically compatible.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Couldn't they just have done the insemination via artificial means? What the frick????

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Please understand, Russia is a poor country

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You know what else, in some dusty corner of the FSB archives, there's the research video of it too.
          I imagine it's actually pretty shit, with aggressive soviet asians scream "Frick me now!" at cowering sad looking gorillas.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rate the Guns of Dian Fossey

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2/10

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Where are the other 8?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What jobs would they be most suited for?
    Rape squad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did you mean Ape Squad?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I want to see that girl get fricked by that gorilla?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >What jobs would they be most suited for?
      Probably logistics. A male silverback can frisbee a 200 lb manhole cover and (theoretically) deadlift 1,800 lbs. They're just frickishly strong.

      >Why do I want to see that girl get fricked by that gorilla?
      Head over to /b/ and make some requests in the AI DEGEN thread.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They’d probably be best at sneaky jungle stuff. Take advantage of their superior ability to get around in the jungle and to survive out there.
    Maybe train it to search for enemies hiding in the jungle and to drop devices that signal its location when it sees them. Maybe it could carry a signal repeater for drones.
    Their usefulness in combat probably isn’t good enough to be worth the hassle of training them compared to a human that can speak a human language.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Carrying signal devices and doing recon in forest or jungle seems smart. I wonder if smaller apes might be even better for that. Another anon mentioned baboons, maybe chimps could do it too.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They’re fairly sturdy, just use them as cannon fodder
    Your average combatant has probably 5 magazines on them on average
    Big monkey can easily take 60-90 rounds of common caliber before serious results
    Magnify that animal to a battalion and either you steamroll whatever sad frick came across them or wasted most of their ammo

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is this Original War ass thread?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I knew there'd be at least a single patrician in this thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/b5MKf1O.jpeg

      I knew there'd be at least a single patrician in this thread

      Came here to post this.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make sure they are not virgins, lest they kidnap the first newly-minted magistrate they see because they didn't wanna frick a 100 year old woman.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gorillas are homosexuals

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming they can be trained past their natural fear of loud noises and bodily harm, they can be good MG and AT teamsters.

    >high base strength
    >carry main weapon without splitting it
    >tripods and other gear
    >spare ammo no issue

    Now for the bad

    >knuckle dragging
    >stump legs
    >not made for travel
    >infantry combat is at least 50% running and hiking

    >shag hair
    >not naked skin
    >poorer stamina and heat tolerance than humans
    >can't work long
    >can't pitch in setting up sandbags and wirewalls or else be useless for the next full day

    >bigger size topping 350-400 freedom weights
    >which is 200 imperial weights
    >will need more food and water unless lush present vegetation
    >will offer the enemy a bigger target
    >will take up more space and fuel on transports

    >Visual range questionable
    >utility in infantry support and overwatch reduced

    >Cannot comms in language
    >only limited sign language and only after considerable training
    >communicationally stranded outside of close visual contact
    >other soldiers need to be sign lang conversant to get on with them

    >bigger clumsier fingers
    >need modified weapons
    >unable to take over unmodified friendly weapons
    >cannot be trusted with finicky items like NVGs

    Even if they become MG and AT teams that can move faster and bring more kit, they make inefficient infantry in most other areas.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like maybe they could be useful in specific places and situations, but it might not be worth the effort to train them.

      That AI slop is replicating a kino 90's movie

      What movie?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >What movie?
        That one where a bunch of zulus are attacking come mercs and the mercs use a machine gun to mow them down.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not really since even if smarter than most animals, even in the best case scenarios they are only as smart as a moronic four or five year old

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That AI slop is replicating a kino 90's movie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Surely you don’t mean Congo? That movie is terrible.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You wouldn't recognize high art if your life depended on it

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why does AI only know how to draw one woman? every AI image I see, it's always the same chick
    she must be a real model that they all use

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gorillas are pretty rare, though. Probably not worth bothering. Just conscript some really stupid humans, there's a lot more of them it'll be cheaper.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What weapons would be best for gorillas to use? They are very strong and can throw heavy things, so could they b trained to use specialized grenades/bombs that pack a punch?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/UE3QyQi.jpeg

      They still have plenty of room for improvement, but AIs are advancing at a crazy rate.

      YOU JUST KNOW

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/UE3QyQi.jpeg

      They still have plenty of room for improvement, but AIs are advancing at a crazy rate.

      porn recommendations of girls with this aesthetic?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you just know

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gorillas have the smallest genitals of all primates.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Except you of course

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think so. Just ask your mother.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Almost flawless AR
    >Normal hands
    It's over. I remember when AI couldn't even make a straight barrel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They still have plenty of room for improvement, but AIs are advancing at a crazy rate.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you just know.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SWINGIN' ON A VINE
    JIGABOO SNEAK UP FROM BEHIND
    HIT HIM WITH A COCONUT STAB HIM IN HIS GUT
    PUSH HIM OUT THE TREE HE FALLS RIGHT ON HIS NUTS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All you had to do was not skip a line, CJ!

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Could gorillas be trained to be soldiers?
    A significant percentage of the US armed forces are black.
    >Verification not required.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No no no! We've been over this! They need full VR Helmet Rigs! The grenade launcher needs to be mounted paralel to the arm band, they make a fist around the front lever and it goes boom, whats so hard about that?

    I swear I can't get any respect around here. You think your making headway, someone greenlights your gorilla project, you got the vr system working, the grenade launchers on layaway, but I make ONE tiny comment about feeding one some methamphetimine and bam, half you funding, gone!

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