Could gorillas be trained to be soldiers? What jobs would they be most suited for? Could they have cameras attached to them and do recon in difficult or overgrown terrain? What equipment or weapons could they use?
Could gorillas be trained to be soldiers? What jobs would they be most suited for?
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>What jobs would they be most suited for?
Gorilla warfare, duh
Frick you Carlos
W2C leotard chest rig?
Why would that be best for gorillas in particular?
Beast races always wear leotards
BFBGC.
Gorillas are peaceful, though.
But not Gorilla Researcher
her story is so sad, and highlights the futility of her endeavour, like fighting against windmills. no matter how much you try, if literally every Black person around you wants that forest cut down and those gorillas dead, including the fricking government, there's nothing you can do. we should've hunted those filthy nogs to extinction and turned africa into a giant natural reserve long ago.
Baboons might be a better option, those frickers are dangerous. They have kinda formed street gangs in some Indian cities. They could probably be used for suppressing insurgents in cities. They’re probably smart enough to be able to tell that someone posing as a civilian is up to some shit and can either signal you or just gang up on the insurgent and eat his face.
They can signal trains, they can fight war.
>hunan province 2035
>be xi lao, PLA infantryman
>sitting in fortified building
>tofu dreg construction walls chip away from the americans small arms
>suddenly the gunfire slows
>moment of respite is ended by asiatic screams from the floors below
>now the room adjacent
>you aim at the door and let off a few keyholing rounds
>seemingly in response, the door swings open and a swarm of baboons surge in
>clad in light ballistic vests and with head mounted cameras the animals tear away at you and your yellow fellows
Baboons only exist in Africa you mong
or chimpanzee
chimps are smart enough to organize units & conduct tactics, smarter than baboon zerg rush even, which is a plus
consider their downsides might be roughly like gorilla's
, i see their use as mostly shock troops (cannon fodder/distraction) in jungle environment
now the only thing left is to instill fear, discipline & order into a bunch of wild chimps known for ripping apart the face of their caretakers
So what makes gorillas so peaceful? They look built to fight
Ask yourself would you want to fight a gorilla. Gorillas do the same everyday and come to the same conclusion.
>look at a gorilla wrong
>he beats you to death
so peaceful
Afaik there's not even a single recorded case of a gorilla killing a human, let alone unprovoked. I mean sure, it probably has happened some time without being documented but it's still pretty telling about their nature.
>there's not even a single recorded case of a gorilla killing a human
I was really surprised by that anon. Didn’t realize gorillas are such bros. Learn something every day.
Stop blindly believing anything you hear on PrepHole.
Looks like anti-gorilla propaganda.
Source? Even then it speaks of a single incident many many years ago
Harambe the gorilla had to be killed because it was hurting a black child that fell into his enclosure.
It's not clear that Harambe was going to hurt the child, but authorities decided they couldn't take the risk.
>It's not clear that Harambe was going to hurt the child,
Didn't you see the videos? He was dragging the kid by his foot while prancing around with him.
He was confused and tried to protect the child from the noisy crowd, unfortunately he was just too strong of an animal to be handling a human child and very well may have harmed him unintentionally. He was not aggressive towards the child though as the child would have been dead if her were.
https://www.ecowatch.com/leading-primatologist-weighs-in-on-controversy-surrounding-shooting-an-1891148335.html
Imagine killing a fertile specimen of a critically endangered species just to save a dumb fricking niglet that wanted to be especially moronic that day. There's billions of Black folk already, killing harambe was especially insulting.
Its disgusting how they killed an endagered animal just to protect some stupid niglet. I wish all blacks would move to New Orleans and get Katrina'd.
Harambe was literally black though?
No, and Stalin I think tried already.
Didn’t the Soviets try to create human-ape hybrids by paying Mongolian prostitutes to frick them?
Yeah, it turns out we're not genetically compatible.
Couldn't they just have done the insemination via artificial means? What the frick????
Please understand, Russia is a poor country
You know what else, in some dusty corner of the FSB archives, there's the research video of it too.
I imagine it's actually pretty shit, with aggressive soviet asians scream "Frick me now!" at cowering sad looking gorillas.
Rate the Guns of Dian Fossey
2/10
Where are the other 8?
>What jobs would they be most suited for?
Rape squad.
Did you mean Ape Squad?
Why do I want to see that girl get fricked by that gorilla?
>What jobs would they be most suited for?
Probably logistics. A male silverback can frisbee a 200 lb manhole cover and (theoretically) deadlift 1,800 lbs. They're just frickishly strong.
>Why do I want to see that girl get fricked by that gorilla?
Head over to /b/ and make some requests in the AI DEGEN thread.
They’d probably be best at sneaky jungle stuff. Take advantage of their superior ability to get around in the jungle and to survive out there.
Maybe train it to search for enemies hiding in the jungle and to drop devices that signal its location when it sees them. Maybe it could carry a signal repeater for drones.
Their usefulness in combat probably isn’t good enough to be worth the hassle of training them compared to a human that can speak a human language.
Carrying signal devices and doing recon in forest or jungle seems smart. I wonder if smaller apes might be even better for that. Another anon mentioned baboons, maybe chimps could do it too.
They’re fairly sturdy, just use them as cannon fodder
Your average combatant has probably 5 magazines on them on average
Big monkey can easily take 60-90 rounds of common caliber before serious results
Magnify that animal to a battalion and either you steamroll whatever sad frick came across them or wasted most of their ammo
What is this Original War ass thread?
I knew there'd be at least a single patrician in this thread
Came here to post this.
Make sure they are not virgins, lest they kidnap the first newly-minted magistrate they see because they didn't wanna frick a 100 year old woman.
Gorillas are homosexuals
Assuming they can be trained past their natural fear of loud noises and bodily harm, they can be good MG and AT teamsters.
>high base strength
>carry main weapon without splitting it
>tripods and other gear
>spare ammo no issue
Now for the bad
>knuckle dragging
>stump legs
>not made for travel
>infantry combat is at least 50% running and hiking
>shag hair
>not naked skin
>poorer stamina and heat tolerance than humans
>can't work long
>can't pitch in setting up sandbags and wirewalls or else be useless for the next full day
>bigger size topping 350-400 freedom weights
>which is 200 imperial weights
>will need more food and water unless lush present vegetation
>will offer the enemy a bigger target
>will take up more space and fuel on transports
>Visual range questionable
>utility in infantry support and overwatch reduced
>Cannot comms in language
>only limited sign language and only after considerable training
>communicationally stranded outside of close visual contact
>other soldiers need to be sign lang conversant to get on with them
>bigger clumsier fingers
>need modified weapons
>unable to take over unmodified friendly weapons
>cannot be trusted with finicky items like NVGs
Even if they become MG and AT teams that can move faster and bring more kit, they make inefficient infantry in most other areas.
Sounds like maybe they could be useful in specific places and situations, but it might not be worth the effort to train them.
What movie?
>What movie?
That one where a bunch of zulus are attacking come mercs and the mercs use a machine gun to mow them down.
not really since even if smarter than most animals, even in the best case scenarios they are only as smart as a moronic four or five year old
That AI slop is replicating a kino 90's movie
Surely you don’t mean Congo? That movie is terrible.
You wouldn't recognize high art if your life depended on it
why does AI only know how to draw one woman? every AI image I see, it's always the same chick
she must be a real model that they all use
Gorillas are pretty rare, though. Probably not worth bothering. Just conscript some really stupid humans, there's a lot more of them it'll be cheaper.
What weapons would be best for gorillas to use? They are very strong and can throw heavy things, so could they b trained to use specialized grenades/bombs that pack a punch?
YOU JUST KNOW
porn recommendations of girls with this aesthetic?
you just know
Gorillas have the smallest genitals of all primates.
Except you of course
I don't think so. Just ask your mother.
>Almost flawless AR
>Normal hands
It's over. I remember when AI couldn't even make a straight barrel
They still have plenty of room for improvement, but AIs are advancing at a crazy rate.
you just know.
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>Could gorillas be trained to be soldiers?
A significant percentage of the US armed forces are black.
>Verification not required.
No no no! We've been over this! They need full VR Helmet Rigs! The grenade launcher needs to be mounted paralel to the arm band, they make a fist around the front lever and it goes boom, whats so hard about that?
I swear I can't get any respect around here. You think your making headway, someone greenlights your gorilla project, you got the vr system working, the grenade launchers on layaway, but I make ONE tiny comment about feeding one some methamphetimine and bam, half you funding, gone!