Could a sewer robot put a bomb in Putin's toilet?

Could a sewer robot put a bomb in Putin's toilet?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I hear splashes!

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    most russians don't have indoor plumbing

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It would need to put a toilet first tho

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    putin doesn't use flush toilets when he goes somewhere, only custom made chamber-pots. it's so no one can surreptitiously analyze his poop and figure out his health status. check-mate anglo-saxon poop thieves.

    that is not a joke by the way, seriously look it up.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I actually learned this years ago from TV. I think the Secret Service handles disposing of the president's poop as well.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was to avoid leaving DNA, and therefore preventing his enemies creating tailored viruses to kill him with.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/B16AeLU.jpg

        putin doesn't use flush toilets when he goes somewhere, only custom made chamber-pots. it's so no one can surreptitiously analyze his poop and figure out his health status. check-mate anglo-saxon poop thieves.

        that is not a joke by the way, seriously look it up.

        when mao visited the soviets, they took his shit and analyzed it based on the theories of soviet pseudoscientists, and gave advice to stalin on his psychological profile. they are naturally suspicious that others would do the same to them.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure Putin thinks Covid is a foxdie programmed to kill him.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          We're unironically going to see IRL foxdie in our lifetimes. The technology is out there.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >creating tailored viruses to kill him with.
        That sounds way too expensive

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, the biotech foundations for that exit.
          But of course we are only at TRL 1 or 2 when it comes to DNA targeted killing
          One issue I would immediately think of is that the VLTRs or STRs used for identification are not coding or functional or anything like that so even if one would be able to use a reverse transcriptase and something like CRISPR to only attach to a predefined host, I am not sure if mutations in that Part of the DNA could be very useful

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >tailored viruses
        FOXDIE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >check-mate anglo-saxon poop thieves.
      Putin-chads we up!
      imagine letting the fricking anglos thumb through you poop
      couldn't be me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I get its hip to shit on Russian paranoia, but that's not even a bad idea in this day and age. Between Havana syndrome and tailored viruses, there is zero benefit for a prominent politician to let a foreign state have samples of his DNA.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sure, as long as you also:
        >don't shake hands with anyone
        >don't drink or eat from provided glassware/plates/cutlery
        >laser remove all your hair before going on a trip
        >wear a tyvek suit
        >don't sneeze, spit or blow your nose
        >don't have anyone back in your country who's willing to hand over a single fricking hair or toenail of yours for money
        it's pretty much impossible to go anywhere without leaving your dna. collecting your shit and piss in boxes doesn't make a difference - unless you're pumped full of drugs/medication that is excreted primarily via shit or piss.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >there is zero benefit for a prominent politician to let a foreign state have samples of his DNA
        Macron wouldn't let Russia do covid test on him for that exact reason.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i think he was more concerned with polonium/dioxin/whatever soaked swabs. as far as dna goes - just go check the dentures of any gilf within a 10km radius of the presidential palace.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >concerned with polonium/dioxin/whatever
            Manlet didn't look too concerned during his last visit to China tho.
            I bet CCP has his semen sample now.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              too young probably tho asians do tend to age well so who knows

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's because of potential nerve agents in the COVID tests moron.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            OH NO! How could NATO continue with the loss of Macaroni.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >poop thieves
      Why do i have the feeling there is a South Park episode with that exact premise?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        because that show is terminally unfunny and half the jokes are scatological?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There is an episode about fecal transplants where they try to steal Tom Brady's poop

    • 1 year ago
      The Great Lechian Empire

      I actually learned this years ago from TV. I think the Secret Service handles disposing of the president's poop as well.

      [...]
      when mao visited the soviets, they took his shit and analyzed it based on the theories of soviet pseudoscientists, and gave advice to stalin on his psychological profile. they are naturally suspicious that others would do the same to them.

      > but that's not even a bad idea in this day and age.

      I get its hip to shit on Russian paranoia, but that's not even a bad idea in this day and age. Between Havana syndrome and tailored viruses, there is zero benefit for a prominent politician to let a foreign state have samples of his DNA.

      Same goes for American president and probably other heads of state.
      I read an article about it, secret service was taking sheets, bedsheet, covers and everything from the hotels where he visited while in Europe, to make it impossible to get his DNA samples.

      Im assuming its a standard practice, though probably secret service agents didn't think this will be part of their job. 🙂

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah no, he just pisses those sheets regularly.
        >don't wan't someone to get your dna
        >exist in a room without hermetical sealed PPE
        >MISSION FAILED

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >omg they cloned the president
        Truely a nightmare.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Unless they clone Kennedy or earlier. Every president after him is trash and does not deserve to persist in any way.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Every president after
            I'm still freaking out over all US Presidents being related the King Henry the 8th. Distantly and not Obama (obviously) but decended. Really shows how the elite retain power, even in a democratic republic.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No because these robots have two main limitations:
    - They can't get further than maybe 100-150m otherwise the drag from their umbilical cord exceeds the traction the wheels can get, preventing further progress.
    - They can't navigate junctions or go up lateral connections (the smaller branches). The operator can really only tell them to go forwards and backwards.

    t. municipal drainage engineer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >they can't navigate up laterals
      Black person, what the frick do you think they're used for

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You can't send a robot down a main line and have it do a 90° turn into a lateral. To inspect laterals you typically access the lateral from an inspection point or gully trap and send the robot down that way.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You absolutely could send a line up a service lateral from the main as long as your robot has a tilting head to direct the line camera into it. The problem would arise from any merging pipe once into the service of the building as your pusher motor wouldnt have any control of the camera head.
          > located sewer for 2 years, it fricking sucks.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          what an absolute Black personbrain

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can't send a robot down a main line and have it do a 90° turn into a lateral. To inspect laterals you typically access the lateral from an inspection point or gully trap and send the robot down that way.

      You can't send a robot down a main line and have it do a 90° turn into a lateral. To inspect laterals you typically access the lateral from an inspection point or gully trap and send the robot down that way.

      You absolutely could send a line up a service lateral from the main as long as your robot has a tilting head to direct the line camera into it. The problem would arise from any merging pipe once into the service of the building as your pusher motor wouldnt have any control of the camera head.
      > located sewer for 2 years, it fricking sucks.

      /k/ - sewer inspectors and forklift operators

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >/k/ - sewer inspectors and forklift operators
        /k/ - the board for modern day atlases

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This, somebody has to do the jobs that keep modern civilization from breaking down. I applaud these people, though I will never shake their hands. I don't want to get doo doo on mine.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >/k/ - sewer inspectors
        And I thought my job was shit.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    could a bomb put in putin's toilet by a sewer robot be strong enough to penetrate putin's clenched buttox?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the fact that you're even posting this moronic thread with that picture is strange. peter has a company that does this. i worked for peter as the guy who would have to go get these frickers when they'd get stuck. i'd have pruned hands from piss and shit. i even ruined a favorite strife sweatshirt by getting shit on it. these robots are used to inspect for cracks in laterals. i do not think they could put a bomb in mr putin's toilet.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >i'd have pruned hands from piss and shit.
      gloves motherfricker

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >ruined favorite sweat shirt

      If it mattered to you, you shouldn't have worn it into a fricking sewer. You know how painters wear ratty old clothes so they won't care if they get oaint all over them? Same deal.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He touched pooh.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >a bomb in Putin's toilet?
    Why, you want Prigozhin to become president?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he does not trust toilets

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Toiplets are weird, like where does it go? The poop just disappears like it's teleported.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The ghoulies eat it.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Robot

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    putin shits into briefcase

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Both Putin and the POTUS use chamber pots, not toilets.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Entertainment for the whole family

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Putin's pooper is a state secret.

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