putin doesn't use flush toilets when he goes somewhere, only custom made chamber-pots. it's so no one can surreptitiously analyze his poop and figure out his health status. check-mate anglo-saxon poop thieves.
that is not a joke by the way, seriously look it up.
putin doesn't use flush toilets when he goes somewhere, only custom made chamber-pots. it's so no one can surreptitiously analyze his poop and figure out his health status. check-mate anglo-saxon poop thieves.
that is not a joke by the way, seriously look it up.
when mao visited the soviets, they took his shit and analyzed it based on the theories of soviet pseudoscientists, and gave advice to stalin on his psychological profile. they are naturally suspicious that others would do the same to them.
Eh, the biotech foundations for that exit.
But of course we are only at TRL 1 or 2 when it comes to DNA targeted killing
One issue I would immediately think of is that the VLTRs or STRs used for identification are not coding or functional or anything like that so even if one would be able to use a reverse transcriptase and something like CRISPR to only attach to a predefined host, I am not sure if mutations in that Part of the DNA could be very useful
I get its hip to shit on Russian paranoia, but that's not even a bad idea in this day and age. Between Havana syndrome and tailored viruses, there is zero benefit for a prominent politician to let a foreign state have samples of his DNA.
sure, as long as you also: >don't shake hands with anyone >don't drink or eat from provided glassware/plates/cutlery >laser remove all your hair before going on a trip >wear a tyvek suit >don't sneeze, spit or blow your nose >don't have anyone back in your country who's willing to hand over a single fricking hair or toenail of yours for money
it's pretty much impossible to go anywhere without leaving your dna. collecting your shit and piss in boxes doesn't make a difference - unless you're pumped full of drugs/medication that is excreted primarily via shit or piss.
>there is zero benefit for a prominent politician to let a foreign state have samples of his DNA
Macron wouldn't let Russia do covid test on him for that exact reason.
i think he was more concerned with polonium/dioxin/whatever soaked swabs. as far as dna goes - just go check the dentures of any gilf within a 10km radius of the presidential palace.
I actually learned this years ago from TV. I think the Secret Service handles disposing of the president's poop as well.
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when mao visited the soviets, they took his shit and analyzed it based on the theories of soviet pseudoscientists, and gave advice to stalin on his psychological profile. they are naturally suspicious that others would do the same to them.
> but that's not even a bad idea in this day and age.
I get its hip to shit on Russian paranoia, but that's not even a bad idea in this day and age. Between Havana syndrome and tailored viruses, there is zero benefit for a prominent politician to let a foreign state have samples of his DNA.
Same goes for American president and probably other heads of state.
I read an article about it, secret service was taking sheets, bedsheet, covers and everything from the hotels where he visited while in Europe, to make it impossible to get his DNA samples.
Im assuming its a standard practice, though probably secret service agents didn't think this will be part of their job. 🙂
>Every president after
I'm still freaking out over all US Presidents being related the King Henry the 8th. Distantly and not Obama (obviously) but decended. Really shows how the elite retain power, even in a democratic republic.
No because these robots have two main limitations:
- They can't get further than maybe 100-150m otherwise the drag from their umbilical cord exceeds the traction the wheels can get, preventing further progress.
- They can't navigate junctions or go up lateral connections (the smaller branches). The operator can really only tell them to go forwards and backwards.
You can't send a robot down a main line and have it do a 90° turn into a lateral. To inspect laterals you typically access the lateral from an inspection point or gully trap and send the robot down that way.
You absolutely could send a line up a service lateral from the main as long as your robot has a tilting head to direct the line camera into it. The problem would arise from any merging pipe once into the service of the building as your pusher motor wouldnt have any control of the camera head. > located sewer for 2 years, it fricking sucks.
You can't send a robot down a main line and have it do a 90° turn into a lateral. To inspect laterals you typically access the lateral from an inspection point or gully trap and send the robot down that way.
You can't send a robot down a main line and have it do a 90° turn into a lateral. To inspect laterals you typically access the lateral from an inspection point or gully trap and send the robot down that way.
You absolutely could send a line up a service lateral from the main as long as your robot has a tilting head to direct the line camera into it. The problem would arise from any merging pipe once into the service of the building as your pusher motor wouldnt have any control of the camera head. > located sewer for 2 years, it fricking sucks.
This, somebody has to do the jobs that keep modern civilization from breaking down. I applaud these people, though I will never shake their hands. I don't want to get doo doo on mine.
the fact that you're even posting this moronic thread with that picture is strange. peter has a company that does this. i worked for peter as the guy who would have to go get these frickers when they'd get stuck. i'd have pruned hands from piss and shit. i even ruined a favorite strife sweatshirt by getting shit on it. these robots are used to inspect for cracks in laterals. i do not think they could put a bomb in mr putin's toilet.
If it mattered to you, you shouldn't have worn it into a fricking sewer. You know how painters wear ratty old clothes so they won't care if they get oaint all over them? Same deal.
>I hear splashes!
most russians don't have indoor plumbing
It would need to put a toilet first tho
putin doesn't use flush toilets when he goes somewhere, only custom made chamber-pots. it's so no one can surreptitiously analyze his poop and figure out his health status. check-mate anglo-saxon poop thieves.
that is not a joke by the way, seriously look it up.
I actually learned this years ago from TV. I think the Secret Service handles disposing of the president's poop as well.
I thought it was to avoid leaving DNA, and therefore preventing his enemies creating tailored viruses to kill him with.
when mao visited the soviets, they took his shit and analyzed it based on the theories of soviet pseudoscientists, and gave advice to stalin on his psychological profile. they are naturally suspicious that others would do the same to them.
Pretty sure Putin thinks Covid is a foxdie programmed to kill him.
We're unironically going to see IRL foxdie in our lifetimes. The technology is out there.
>creating tailored viruses to kill him with.
That sounds way too expensive
Eh, the biotech foundations for that exit.
But of course we are only at TRL 1 or 2 when it comes to DNA targeted killing
One issue I would immediately think of is that the VLTRs or STRs used for identification are not coding or functional or anything like that so even if one would be able to use a reverse transcriptase and something like CRISPR to only attach to a predefined host, I am not sure if mutations in that Part of the DNA could be very useful
>tailored viruses
FOXDIE
>check-mate anglo-saxon poop thieves.
Putin-chads we up!
imagine letting the fricking anglos thumb through you poop
couldn't be me
I get its hip to shit on Russian paranoia, but that's not even a bad idea in this day and age. Between Havana syndrome and tailored viruses, there is zero benefit for a prominent politician to let a foreign state have samples of his DNA.
sure, as long as you also:
>don't shake hands with anyone
>don't drink or eat from provided glassware/plates/cutlery
>laser remove all your hair before going on a trip
>wear a tyvek suit
>don't sneeze, spit or blow your nose
>don't have anyone back in your country who's willing to hand over a single fricking hair or toenail of yours for money
it's pretty much impossible to go anywhere without leaving your dna. collecting your shit and piss in boxes doesn't make a difference - unless you're pumped full of drugs/medication that is excreted primarily via shit or piss.
>there is zero benefit for a prominent politician to let a foreign state have samples of his DNA
Macron wouldn't let Russia do covid test on him for that exact reason.
i think he was more concerned with polonium/dioxin/whatever soaked swabs. as far as dna goes - just go check the dentures of any gilf within a 10km radius of the presidential palace.
>concerned with polonium/dioxin/whatever
Manlet didn't look too concerned during his last visit to China tho.
I bet CCP has his semen sample now.
too young probably tho asians do tend to age well so who knows
It's because of potential nerve agents in the COVID tests moron.
OH NO! How could NATO continue with the loss of Macaroni.
>poop thieves
Why do i have the feeling there is a South Park episode with that exact premise?
because that show is terminally unfunny and half the jokes are scatological?
There is an episode about fecal transplants where they try to steal Tom Brady's poop
> but that's not even a bad idea in this day and age.
Same goes for American president and probably other heads of state.
I read an article about it, secret service was taking sheets, bedsheet, covers and everything from the hotels where he visited while in Europe, to make it impossible to get his DNA samples.
Im assuming its a standard practice, though probably secret service agents didn't think this will be part of their job. 🙂
yeah no, he just pisses those sheets regularly.
>don't wan't someone to get your dna
>exist in a room without hermetical sealed PPE
>MISSION FAILED
>omg they cloned the president
Truely a nightmare.
Unless they clone Kennedy or earlier. Every president after him is trash and does not deserve to persist in any way.
>Every president after
I'm still freaking out over all US Presidents being related the King Henry the 8th. Distantly and not Obama (obviously) but decended. Really shows how the elite retain power, even in a democratic republic.
No because these robots have two main limitations:
- They can't get further than maybe 100-150m otherwise the drag from their umbilical cord exceeds the traction the wheels can get, preventing further progress.
- They can't navigate junctions or go up lateral connections (the smaller branches). The operator can really only tell them to go forwards and backwards.
t. municipal drainage engineer
>they can't navigate up laterals
Black person, what the frick do you think they're used for
You can't send a robot down a main line and have it do a 90° turn into a lateral. To inspect laterals you typically access the lateral from an inspection point or gully trap and send the robot down that way.
You absolutely could send a line up a service lateral from the main as long as your robot has a tilting head to direct the line camera into it. The problem would arise from any merging pipe once into the service of the building as your pusher motor wouldnt have any control of the camera head.
> located sewer for 2 years, it fricking sucks.
what an absolute Black personbrain
/k/ - sewer inspectors and forklift operators
>/k/ - sewer inspectors and forklift operators
/k/ - the board for modern day atlases
This, somebody has to do the jobs that keep modern civilization from breaking down. I applaud these people, though I will never shake their hands. I don't want to get doo doo on mine.
>/k/ - sewer inspectors
And I thought my job was shit.
could a bomb put in putin's toilet by a sewer robot be strong enough to penetrate putin's clenched buttox?
the fact that you're even posting this moronic thread with that picture is strange. peter has a company that does this. i worked for peter as the guy who would have to go get these frickers when they'd get stuck. i'd have pruned hands from piss and shit. i even ruined a favorite strife sweatshirt by getting shit on it. these robots are used to inspect for cracks in laterals. i do not think they could put a bomb in mr putin's toilet.
>i'd have pruned hands from piss and shit.
gloves motherfricker
>ruined favorite sweat shirt
If it mattered to you, you shouldn't have worn it into a fricking sewer. You know how painters wear ratty old clothes so they won't care if they get oaint all over them? Same deal.
He touched pooh.
>a bomb in Putin's toilet?
Why, you want Prigozhin to become president?
he does not trust toilets
Toiplets are weird, like where does it go? The poop just disappears like it's teleported.
The ghoulies eat it.
>Robot
putin shits into briefcase
Both Putin and the POTUS use chamber pots, not toilets.
Entertainment for the whole family
>tfw Putin's pooper is a state secret.