convince me to join the army

you seriously expect me to go die in a war for a 4/10 mutt with lip fillers?
she is disgusting dude. a chance to date her? are you insane?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God I Love her.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lujan has all the herpes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      More for me then. Your loss.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Herpes still has a higher approval rating than U.S congress

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No. I don’t care what you do.

    Not even a little.

    Maybe you could start a WordPress blog and talk about your shitty life and your life decisions on there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The psyop is made for 20 ASVABs who will be handed a rifle and shown the nearest beachhead.
      No shit it doesn't work for you

      It's like how scammers purposely use spelling mistakes so that they don't waste time on non morons

      BOOOOO
      GET A PRETTIER GIRL FOR THE PSYOP
      NO ONE HERE WILL DIE FOR ISRAEL
      I REFUSE

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >you will man trenches and you will be happy

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The psyop is made for 20 ASVABs who will be handed a rifle and shown the nearest beachhead.
    No shit it doesn't work for you

    It's like how scammers purposely use spelling mistakes so that they don't waste time on non morons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >waste time
      Not like the US can really be picky right now. We've got what, six emerging fronts? Seven? They're going to need all the corpses they can get

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would we even try? There is no reason to fight for globohomosexual israelites

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Crusades or GTFO

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Somone poast beavr plex

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wally?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        LUJAN IS MINE
        I WILL DIE FOR ISRAEL FOR HER

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That leaves more Lujan for me. I have all the eggs back at my place.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >4/10

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes this is a 4/10
      are you 16 or something?
      never had sex?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Post your idea of an 8, for the sake of the mockery that will ensue.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          10/10 giorgia whigham

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >giorgia whigham
            Kek. Literal who school marm.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >convince me to join the army
    nobody is making you?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she is Hispanic mutt with herpes that fricks Black folk, all you need to know.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where did the herpes thing come from? I know she used to be a stripper

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf who keeps making these posts, i dont care about you or your life egotistical b***h.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >convince me to join the army
    Unlimited BBC for you for life

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will not join the army, I will wait until the ranks are thin and then I will kidnap Lujan and make her my waifu

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I will find you. I will retrieve her. This is my solemn vow.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well, may the best man win

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I accept your concession.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    JOIN IT, homosexual! Don't you want to frick tight Japanese pussy? I guarantee if you ask for a combat position they will send you to Japan to frick tight holes and not some sandy wasteland like Israel.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I joined the army because of Lujan. And what? What is wrong with that?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yvan eht nioj

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's trouble in a far-off nation,
      Time to get in love formation!
      Your love is more deadly than Saddam,
      That's why I gotta drop the bomb!

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kys

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    join? hahahahahahaha
    that's not how it works dude
    if they want you in the Army you'll be in the Army whether you like it or not

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      10/10 are summer glau and the other prostitute, giorgia whigham, psylocke from xmen, olivia wilde etc. the actress from diabolik

      cant make me join the army if i get too fat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No I’m simply not going is all.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Lujan knows i exist?
    Does she ever think of me?
    God I love her, I wish for one day our paths to cross and in that moment we will both know true love….

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you be bringing me up with her?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly, when we will talk sadly it will just be about us and our love and you will not be brought up.
        Sorry man i feel it in my soul, my being, i am meant to love her.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          From a distance sure. If you have an unrequited fetish. You can always lurk our Instagram, keep up on the romance that lujanFTD27, our monogram, are engaged in, constantly, into perpetuity.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >zog vet with Iraq War bumper stick flips me off for driving the limit
    >follow him to his destination (surprise surprise its the liquor store)
    >leave a packet of balloons on his dashboard
    >see this thread when i get home

    Fricking lol. I’d rather fricking kill myself than spend a second in the military

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    does anybody have that hilarious picture that's an edit of the mspaint 80/20 stick figure picture from /PrepHole/ but the text said something like the men are in the military?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We already have a potential titty pic. Someone get a pic of that sweet vajayjay.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One way god tortures me is by showing me an interactive video in my mind where I'm trying to thrust into a girl, but I never get it in. These videos last 3 seconds and he will do it a few times. They feel very frustrating to participate in. It feels almost like I've been given a minor concussion when he does this. Maybe this helps you, maybe you should try to do that too. He's been training me for something weird.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you seriously expect me to go die in a war for a 4/10 mutt with lip fillers?
    Yes.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here

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