you seriously expect me to go die in a war for a 4/10 mutt with lip fillers?
she is disgusting dude. a chance to date her? are you insane?
convince me to join the army
you seriously expect me to go die in a war for a 4/10 mutt with lip fillers?
she is disgusting dude. a chance to date her? are you insane?
God I Love her.
Lujan has all the herpes.
More for me then. Your loss.
Herpes still has a higher approval rating than U.S congress
No. I don’t care what you do.
Not even a little.
Maybe you could start a WordPress blog and talk about your shitty life and your life decisions on there.
BOOOOO
GET A PRETTIER GIRL FOR THE PSYOP
NO ONE HERE WILL DIE FOR ISRAEL
I REFUSE
>you will man trenches and you will be happy
The psyop is made for 20 ASVABs who will be handed a rifle and shown the nearest beachhead.
No shit it doesn't work for you
It's like how scammers purposely use spelling mistakes so that they don't waste time on non morons
>waste time
Not like the US can really be picky right now. We've got what, six emerging fronts? Seven? They're going to need all the corpses they can get
Why would we even try? There is no reason to fight for globohomosexual israelites
Crusades or GTFO
Somone poast beavr plex
Wally?
LUJAN IS MINE
I WILL DIE FOR ISRAEL FOR HER
That leaves more Lujan for me. I have all the eggs back at my place.
>4/10
yes this is a 4/10
are you 16 or something?
never had sex?
Post your idea of an 8, for the sake of the mockery that will ensue.
10/10 giorgia whigham
>giorgia whigham
Kek. Literal who school marm.
>convince me to join the army
nobody is making you?
she is Hispanic mutt with herpes that fricks Black folk, all you need to know.
Where did the herpes thing come from? I know she used to be a stripper
Wtf who keeps making these posts, i dont care about you or your life egotistical b***h.
>convince me to join the army
Unlimited BBC for you for life
I will not join the army, I will wait until the ranks are thin and then I will kidnap Lujan and make her my waifu
I will find you. I will retrieve her. This is my solemn vow.
Well, may the best man win
I accept your concession.
JOIN IT, homosexual! Don't you want to frick tight Japanese pussy? I guarantee if you ask for a combat position they will send you to Japan to frick tight holes and not some sandy wasteland like Israel.
I joined the army because of Lujan. And what? What is wrong with that?
yvan eht nioj
There's trouble in a far-off nation,
Time to get in love formation!
Your love is more deadly than Saddam,
That's why I gotta drop the bomb!
kys
join? hahahahahahaha
that's not how it works dude
if they want you in the Army you'll be in the Army whether you like it or not
10/10 are summer glau and the other prostitute, giorgia whigham, psylocke from xmen, olivia wilde etc. the actress from diabolik
cant make me join the army if i get too fat
No I’m simply not going is all.
Do you think Lujan knows i exist?
Does she ever think of me?
God I love her, I wish for one day our paths to cross and in that moment we will both know true love….
Why would you be bringing me up with her?
Exactly, when we will talk sadly it will just be about us and our love and you will not be brought up.
Sorry man i feel it in my soul, my being, i am meant to love her.
From a distance sure. If you have an unrequited fetish. You can always lurk our Instagram, keep up on the romance that lujanFTD27, our monogram, are engaged in, constantly, into perpetuity.
>zog vet with Iraq War bumper stick flips me off for driving the limit
>follow him to his destination (surprise surprise its the liquor store)
>leave a packet of balloons on his dashboard
>see this thread when i get home
Fricking lol. I’d rather fricking kill myself than spend a second in the military
does anybody have that hilarious picture that's an edit of the mspaint 80/20 stick figure picture from /PrepHole/ but the text said something like the men are in the military?
We already have a potential titty pic. Someone get a pic of that sweet vajayjay.
One way god tortures me is by showing me an interactive video in my mind where I'm trying to thrust into a girl, but I never get it in. These videos last 3 seconds and he will do it a few times. They feel very frustrating to participate in. It feels almost like I've been given a minor concussion when he does this. Maybe this helps you, maybe you should try to do that too. He's been training me for something weird.
>you seriously expect me to go die in a war for a 4/10 mutt with lip fillers?
Yes.
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