There was this gorgeous waterfall I found an old picture of on a historic photo site and I looked up the creek where it was and it's all on private land and I emailed to ask for permission to hike there and of course they said no. I drove to the nearest parking but I didn't walk up the creek on the old logging railroad bed. They claimed there was an active logging operation there but I didn't see any evidence of that. Maybe I should have just done it. It's not like I'm randomly trespassing for no reason or even to hunt, just to walk around areas that might have views or waterfalls that frankly, imho, should be public anyways (for hikers).
Sucks that so much land is held by logging/paper companies.
I live innawoods, and the thing that gives people away is noise. I can't see more than 25 yards anywhere on my land, but I can hear an ATV for miles or some dumbfrick stumbling through the brush for at least a quarter mile. People stick to trails and roads just like animals. Make your way through the rough on a windy and overcast day, be slow, and be quiet and no one will notice.
There was absolutely nobody else and it was sorta middle of nowhere in a minimally dense area. I just really like exploring waterways that had railroads on them during the OG logging area. Apparently this one was particularly productive for coal and somewhere had a 60 ft seam of coal embedded in the hillside somewhere. The location though is in a large mass of privately owned company lands owned by various large logging/paper/mining holding companies who will not approve of hiking without $$$$$. Plus I would have had to leave the car there. If I could get dropped off there, that would be different maybe. Private property is moronic especially if nobody even actually lives there. I get wanting to keep hunters out, but just people hiking when there's actual scenic things there. Frick them.
>Plus I would have had to leave the car there. If I could get dropped off there, that would be different maybe.
buy a motorcycle and just cover it with a tarp or drop it carefully in a bush if it's light
Bicycle works well too. Load the bike in your car. Drive closer to the location and park somewhere inconspicuous. Bicycle the rest of the way. An old bicycle in a bush looks like just another piece of litter.
I know everybody is fricking around in this thread joking about pooping in funny places but I’m being serious when I say I almost never bury my shit and honestly I don’t see what the big deal is. I never drop a loaf anywhere anyones gonna find it and sometimes I’ll come back the next day to check on it and every time it’s gone because some fox or other critter snagged it in the night.
it depends on the terrain as the other anon says. in a desert i would bury it, but in the woods and mountains where i usually hike there is always cattle or at least wild goats, it's fine that they shit wherever they want and so it is with me. my shit is equally good as theirs
Clearly you don't live and probably have never been inawoods. Porcupines and beavers are the ones causing devastation. My rifle speaks for the trees! Gotta cremate them so scavengers don't get quilled. If I could figure out how to skin them without getting quilled myself, I would eat them as I do with the beavers. They smell delicious after the initial burnt hair smell coming out the stove pipe.
interesting you reject the friends that want to help you the most. It's been over 100 years, I hope enough of your devoted rodent friends survive but if not I hope they are delicious. That's how much they care.
>and there's no way for me to look up how to skin one >he said, on the internet
You told on yourself
they don't know that beavers are permaculture engineers that sole so many problems
don't be mad, the internet is fickle
I’ve been on a clepto-spree all winter. Over the past few weeks everytime I’ve been out christmas shopping I’ll stop in an R*I or other outlet and just snag whatever I want, really helps break up the monotony. It’s the easiest time rn with everywhere going apeshit for the holidays , employees are distracted and Items are easily concealable in my big winter jacket.
>the employees know and don’t care
Oh I know this as well from when I worked retail as a teenager. Quiet well-mannered white guys don’t get hassled by employees because we don’t make their lives a living hell.
no need to be raycist anon
there are well mannered everything in REI zones
share the wealth
There was this gorgeous waterfall I found an old picture of on a historic photo site and I looked up the creek where it was and it's all on private land and I emailed to ask for permission to hike there and of course they said no. I drove to the nearest parking but I didn't walk up the creek on the old logging railroad bed. They claimed there was an active logging operation there but I didn't see any evidence of that. Maybe I should have just done it. It's not like I'm randomly trespassing for no reason or even to hunt, just to walk around areas that might have views or waterfalls that frankly, imho, should be public anyways (for hikers).
Sucks that so much land is held by logging/paper companies.
Sometimes they do good protecting those lands--usually not but sometimes.
Find a way anon: I believe in you.
I see where you’re coming from and I used to never steal because I felt it reflected badly on me. But now I don’t care because I live in America and businesses carve out huge fortunes for themselves but fricking everyday Americans everyday, so I figure me taking my pinch is only fair.
I don't enjoy sex very much, it just is a pain but I feel like I have to do it for my gf. I like going places and having fun with her more than sex. Am I the weird one?
Bless you for honoring your reproductive impetus
Much more likely she wasn't worth wasting seed on.
Find the big trees, the centuries old one: that's the foundation you must seek.
There was absolutely nobody else and it was sorta middle of nowhere in a minimally dense area. I just really like exploring waterways that had railroads on them during the OG logging area. Apparently this one was particularly productive for coal and somewhere had a 60 ft seam of coal embedded in the hillside somewhere. The location though is in a large mass of privately owned company lands owned by various large logging/paper/mining holding companies who will not approve of hiking without $$$$$. Plus I would have had to leave the car there. If I could get dropped off there, that would be different maybe. Private property is moronic especially if nobody even actually lives there. I get wanting to keep hunters out, but just people hiking when there's actual scenic things there. Frick them.
don't just explore waterways: there are ways to expand them anon
Please don't project this on other people anon
if you need those neurons tickled... I hope you find that peg to .. eh. peg the .. square hole.
Take what you need, please don't farm don't mine... don't destroy everything XD
Is normal if you have phimosis, I have a slight one but i still can fully retract my foreskin, is just a little painful, but if you have the one that's basically having a 2nd foreskin it must suck and it makes sense that'll make you hate sex.
I’m morbidly obese but I tell anyone who just hikes to go back to fit. There’s more to the outdoors than just hiking. Hiking is essentially walking, which isn’t an outdoor activity but a type of exercise.
No need to confess because this is actually quite based. I've seen your posts and I love how you make the reddit hiker homosexuals realize how fricking worthless they are.
>There’s more to the outdoors than just hiking.
[citation needed]
Look, I used to be a wreck. Couldn't see down to the ground anymore. But I ate carrots instead of potatoes. No wheat or other cereal whatsoever. A lot of cabbage, coleslaw with mayo and grapes and pineapple.
And I hiked miles and miles. I recited Forrest Gump, always admired that character and the weight loss began to show. At ffirst just on the scale but then the pants got looser and I got a chock. Had to ask for help finding clothes that fitted. Crying as I regretted not starting years earlier. I didn't dare to throw my "fat wardrobe" away as gaining and rebuying would ruin me.
And I took longer routes. I camped away from facilities as I could undo my clothes with ease. Today I'm still stocky but I never looked back on the food that made me so sick. It's like stepping out of a thick fog mentally and I never knew the views I missed out on just zapping and munching in front of the telly.
Just get out. One foot in front of the other and get help grocery shopping to avoid the common pitfalls. The church is my saviors in this and I am getting ready to volunteer in similar ways for others.
Truly a feeling of being born again!
God bless
I took a massive shit on Humphrey's Peak two years ago because I ate an egg burrito before heading up and I have an egg intolerance. I didn't have any toilet paper and I tried my damndest to run from the top down to the port-a-potty at the trailhead but I couldn't make it in time. I left a pile of first aid wraps there because it was all I had and I was rushing so no one would see me. I have circled on a map the location of said shit.
I have spent 5k building the best most optimised hiking setup and long term survival kit for me, including all clothing, fishing, radio, solar etc etc) but I've never been PrepHole with it. Instead of actually going PrepHole I dress up in my kit and take my bag to the gym at 1am and simulate hiking on a treadmill.
It's essentially just a SHTF bag. I can't actually go PrepHole because of work responsibilities but I do eventually plan to go... eventually...
I shot a goat about 20 times with a .22lr, final bullet to the face dropped it and than it rattled and rolled down a steep hill which I slid down so I could cut its head off with a blunt knife.
>I shot a goat about 20 times with a .22lr, final bullet to the face dropped it and than it rattled and rolled down a steep hill which I slid down so I could cut its head off with a blunt knife.
metal as frick
I started snowboarding this year with the promise that I would only use a shoestring budget using the bare minimum of gear that I could borrow, repurpose, or scrounge. I have since replaced every single item with something new. I’ve spent roughly 2 grand…
I never ever dig holes to shit in. Okay, I've done it like two or three times. But especially when I'm alone, I shit on the ground, and leave the paper there, covered with leaves or dirt or something. It's kind of a weird freedom thing. When I see signs saying to pack out your poop (I have NEVER done this) I have a kneejerk reaction that my rights are being infringed on. I can poop where I want, damn it. I walk off into the woods, toilet paper in hand, and find a nice tree or rock to rest against and let loose. I think I shit more than most people, or like it hits faster, because by god, sometimes I just have to go. I keep toilet paper in all my pants, just in case, and have laid some evil loaves in bushes in cities and suburbs, behind rocks next to big trails, behind the nearest building I can find when I pull over from a road trip with mere seconds to spare. I've even shat on the sidewalk next to one of those trees they plant in the middle of the sidewalk in a busy area (it was like 4 in the morning, but I still had to wait while hopping around about to shit myself until no cars were passing, everything around was closed and fenced off and I had to catch a bus a few minutes later so going far wasn't an option). Pooping is freedom. I can do it where I want. I do it where I want. Life is good.
I have trespassed on Weyerhaeuser land. And will continue to do so whenever I please.
There was this gorgeous waterfall I found an old picture of on a historic photo site and I looked up the creek where it was and it's all on private land and I emailed to ask for permission to hike there and of course they said no. I drove to the nearest parking but I didn't walk up the creek on the old logging railroad bed. They claimed there was an active logging operation there but I didn't see any evidence of that. Maybe I should have just done it. It's not like I'm randomly trespassing for no reason or even to hunt, just to walk around areas that might have views or waterfalls that frankly, imho, should be public anyways (for hikers).
Sucks that so much land is held by logging/paper companies.
I live innawoods, and the thing that gives people away is noise. I can't see more than 25 yards anywhere on my land, but I can hear an ATV for miles or some dumbfrick stumbling through the brush for at least a quarter mile. People stick to trails and roads just like animals. Make your way through the rough on a windy and overcast day, be slow, and be quiet and no one will notice.
There was absolutely nobody else and it was sorta middle of nowhere in a minimally dense area. I just really like exploring waterways that had railroads on them during the OG logging area. Apparently this one was particularly productive for coal and somewhere had a 60 ft seam of coal embedded in the hillside somewhere. The location though is in a large mass of privately owned company lands owned by various large logging/paper/mining holding companies who will not approve of hiking without $$$$$. Plus I would have had to leave the car there. If I could get dropped off there, that would be different maybe. Private property is moronic especially if nobody even actually lives there. I get wanting to keep hunters out, but just people hiking when there's actual scenic things there. Frick them.
>Plus I would have had to leave the car there. If I could get dropped off there, that would be different maybe.
buy a motorcycle and just cover it with a tarp or drop it carefully in a bush if it's light
Bicycle works well too. Load the bike in your car. Drive closer to the location and park somewhere inconspicuous. Bicycle the rest of the way. An old bicycle in a bush looks like just another piece of litter.
There’s nothing unethical about just roaming in the woods.
I shit in your rivers and there's nothing you can do about it.
good man
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Frick you. Frick you for spreading pathogenic micro-organisms.
I'd rather stay home, play video games, and shitpost on PrepHole than go outdoors this holiday weekend
I sometimes stay at campgrounds because I enjoy the ambient sound of other people who enjoy the woods
I like taking drugs
Pooped on a trailmarker again. I needed something to lean against. It was wet and raining.
Is that not what they are there for?
I know everybody is fricking around in this thread joking about pooping in funny places but I’m being serious when I say I almost never bury my shit and honestly I don’t see what the big deal is. I never drop a loaf anywhere anyones gonna find it and sometimes I’ll come back the next day to check on it and every time it’s gone because some fox or other critter snagged it in the night.
it depends on the terrain as the other anon says. in a desert i would bury it, but in the woods and mountains where i usually hike there is always cattle or at least wild goats, it's fine that they shit wherever they want and so it is with me. my shit is equally good as theirs
Boars get sick from it, the sickness ends up on your dinner plate either directly or via a pig farm.
I kill porcupines and throw them in my wood stove.
They saw the environmental devastation
the awful smells
They thank you for your favor
Clearly you don't live and probably have never been inawoods. Porcupines and beavers are the ones causing devastation. My rifle speaks for the trees! Gotta cremate them so scavengers don't get quilled. If I could figure out how to skin them without getting quilled myself, I would eat them as I do with the beavers. They smell delicious after the initial burnt hair smell coming out the stove pipe.
>and there's no way for me to look up how to skin one
>he said, on the internet
You told on yourself
interesting you reject the friends that want to help you the most. It's been over 100 years, I hope enough of your devoted rodent friends survive but if not I hope they are delicious. That's how much they care.
they don't know that beavers are permaculture engineers that sole so many problems
don't be mad, the internet is fickle
I’ve been on a clepto-spree all winter. Over the past few weeks everytime I’ve been out christmas shopping I’ll stop in an R*I or other outlet and just snag whatever I want, really helps break up the monotony. It’s the easiest time rn with everywhere going apeshit for the holidays , employees are distracted and Items are easily concealable in my big winter jacket.
The employees know and don't care--they love the outdoors and know it's all corporate bullshit.
Stay warm anon
>the employees know and don’t care
Oh I know this as well from when I worked retail as a teenager. Quiet well-mannered white guys don’t get hassled by employees because we don’t make their lives a living hell.
no need to be raycist anon
there are well mannered everything in REI zones
share the wealth
Sometimes they do good protecting those lands--usually not but sometimes.
Find a way anon: I believe in you.
sometimes I wish i wasnt raised with good Christian values
I see where you’re coming from and I used to never steal because I felt it reflected badly on me. But now I don’t care because I live in America and businesses carve out huge fortunes for themselves but fricking everyday Americans everyday, so I figure me taking my pinch is only fair.
I don't enjoy sex very much, it just is a pain but I feel like I have to do it for my gf. I like going places and having fun with her more than sex. Am I the weird one?
maybe you are gay
Bless you for honoring your reproductive impetus
Much more likely she wasn't worth wasting seed on.
Find the big trees, the centuries old one: that's the foundation you must seek.
don't just explore waterways: there are ways to expand them anon
she needs to use more lube when she pegs you, it's okay to ask for more.
Please don't project this on other people anon
if you need those neurons tickled... I hope you find that peg to .. eh. peg the .. square hole.
Take what you need, please don't farm don't mine... don't destroy everything XD
opps, you reacted excessively, now everyone knows.
Is normal if you have phimosis, I have a slight one but i still can fully retract my foreskin, is just a little painful, but if you have the one that's basically having a 2nd foreskin it must suck and it makes sense that'll make you hate sex.
I'm too busy enjoying my hike to knock over cairns
It's alright Anon, I am a team player. Smashed almost 12 last hike, you can get credit for like three.
I was playing airsoft in a forest with friends without owning the land or having the ok by the owner 2 years aggo.
I saved up some extra money for PrepHole secret santa this year but nobody wanted to be involved so I spent it on beer and cigars
I’m morbidly obese but I tell anyone who just hikes to go back to fit. There’s more to the outdoors than just hiking. Hiking is essentially walking, which isn’t an outdoor activity but a type of exercise.
No need to confess because this is actually quite based. I've seen your posts and I love how you make the reddit hiker homosexuals realize how fricking worthless they are.
I love you Will Keith
>There’s more to the outdoors than just hiking.
[citation needed]
Look, I used to be a wreck. Couldn't see down to the ground anymore. But I ate carrots instead of potatoes. No wheat or other cereal whatsoever. A lot of cabbage, coleslaw with mayo and grapes and pineapple.
And I hiked miles and miles. I recited Forrest Gump, always admired that character and the weight loss began to show. At ffirst just on the scale but then the pants got looser and I got a chock. Had to ask for help finding clothes that fitted. Crying as I regretted not starting years earlier. I didn't dare to throw my "fat wardrobe" away as gaining and rebuying would ruin me.
And I took longer routes. I camped away from facilities as I could undo my clothes with ease. Today I'm still stocky but I never looked back on the food that made me so sick. It's like stepping out of a thick fog mentally and I never knew the views I missed out on just zapping and munching in front of the telly.
Just get out. One foot in front of the other and get help grocery shopping to avoid the common pitfalls. The church is my saviors in this and I am getting ready to volunteer in similar ways for others.
Truly a feeling of being born again!
God bless
Lol fatty mad at people for hiking. You tell them! Get them off your board biggun!
Fine. I been keeping this secret for years, that's OP is a homosexual
esl
I went to a nudist retreat this Summer, hiked to the top of a small mountain and peed all over to claim it as mine.
I took a massive shit on Humphrey's Peak two years ago because I ate an egg burrito before heading up and I have an egg intolerance. I didn't have any toilet paper and I tried my damndest to run from the top down to the port-a-potty at the trailhead but I couldn't make it in time. I left a pile of first aid wraps there because it was all I had and I was rushing so no one would see me. I have circled on a map the location of said shit.
You bastard I stepped in that.
I have spent 5k building the best most optimised hiking setup and long term survival kit for me, including all clothing, fishing, radio, solar etc etc) but I've never been PrepHole with it. Instead of actually going PrepHole I dress up in my kit and take my bag to the gym at 1am and simulate hiking on a treadmill.
It's essentially just a SHTF bag. I can't actually go PrepHole because of work responsibilities but I do eventually plan to go... eventually...
I confess at an actual church thanks
If you see this you're obliged to say the lords prayer or your mother dies in her sleep
Based Ortho (or Catholic)
Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name!
They have tents that are big enough for you to camp? What monster of a car do you even drive, how do you even get to campsites
I shot a goat about 20 times with a .22lr, final bullet to the face dropped it and than it rattled and rolled down a steep hill which I slid down so I could cut its head off with a blunt knife.
>I shot a goat about 20 times with a .22lr, final bullet to the face dropped it and than it rattled and rolled down a steep hill which I slid down so I could cut its head off with a blunt knife.
metal as frick
I jerked off to some ass shaped moss when I was 16 and came all over it
bruh
Give it a try man, it might be what you've been looking for all this time.
The main motivator for me going PrepHole is deer poon
>>/k/
I have no idea how to read a map but have been constantly telling people how bad cellphone GPS is due to antenna reception and battery problems.
I hate camping. I started trail running so I could enjoy more of the outdoors without camping. I stay at hotels when I can.
I stopped browsing the hardcore outdoor subs on Reddit because their outings make mine look lame by comparison
You fell for a /misc/ meme.
I look for jeeper tracks on forest roads and shit where I hope the tire will hit on the next time past. Scored 3 times last deer season.
what does this achieve?
poopie tires
Shit thrown up on the sides of their expensive toys.
I burn my trash including plastic, I really don’t give a frick and it leaves no trace.
This fricking pandemic that won't end pretty much crushed the aspirations I had before 2020
I bump threads from page 10 because I know it angers random reddit tourists
see
We're talking about Black folk like you in that thread
What a coincidence; we're talking about you here
>we're
I completely overhauled my kit last spring, but only went on day hikes.
I am terrified of being in the mountains alone, I'm scared of the dark, I don't sleep well in the forest at night
I cheated on my cougarwife
I'm the one who killed Tammany Anon
I prefer a little civilization in my views and get bored quickly with 100% natural views. Something overlooking a city is perfect.
I started snowboarding this year with the promise that I would only use a shoestring budget using the bare minimum of gear that I could borrow, repurpose, or scrounge. I have since replaced every single item with something new. I’ve spent roughly 2 grand…
I stopped hiking entirely because of how disgusted I have become with the hiking "scene" in recent years
I never ever dig holes to shit in. Okay, I've done it like two or three times. But especially when I'm alone, I shit on the ground, and leave the paper there, covered with leaves or dirt or something. It's kind of a weird freedom thing. When I see signs saying to pack out your poop (I have NEVER done this) I have a kneejerk reaction that my rights are being infringed on. I can poop where I want, damn it. I walk off into the woods, toilet paper in hand, and find a nice tree or rock to rest against and let loose. I think I shit more than most people, or like it hits faster, because by god, sometimes I just have to go. I keep toilet paper in all my pants, just in case, and have laid some evil loaves in bushes in cities and suburbs, behind rocks next to big trails, behind the nearest building I can find when I pull over from a road trip with mere seconds to spare. I've even shat on the sidewalk next to one of those trees they plant in the middle of the sidewalk in a busy area (it was like 4 in the morning, but I still had to wait while hopping around about to shit myself until no cars were passing, everything around was closed and fenced off and I had to catch a bus a few minutes later so going far wasn't an option). Pooping is freedom. I can do it where I want. I do it where I want. Life is good.
My dog maimed a squirrel and I feel pretty guilty about the whole thing.
Little fricker gave me eyes like he was pleading for fricking help.
I stab trees, I really like knives and they make the best targets. I only stab invasive species tho