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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bottom right
    It has a nice water supply

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Your lordships enemies captured your dams upriver and destroyed them, flooding your villages and castle.
      >Your wife is subsequently raped in the chaos, your children are killed in front of you and your enemies throw you in a dungeon to be tortured for years.

      Try again

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mega Dams
        >14th century.
        Lmao, lol.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        first you should just have a nice day you pathetic cuckold
        second see

        >Mega Dams
        >14th century.
        Lmao, lol.

        you braindead moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bottom right
      best among the options
      just make sure to build super-tall Trump walls.

      >bottom left
      would seem the safest at first glance, but it looks to be a dry mountain, so, water and food are going to be a pain in the ass to acquire.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        left

        Yes, but so will your enemies...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bottom left
        Just build wells

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          wells can be poisoned or dry out, what now homie ?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dig more deeply.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Poisoning a well must be done before you leave the area, so you have to have possession of it in the first place.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >water and food are going to be a pain in the ass to acquire.

        And easy to deny in a siege.

        Leaving them to surrender or perish.

        While fresh running water can even power mills.

        You have the benefit of the moat, but it's also running water.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          In medieval war, this war normal

          But this what ISIS did in Damascus

          They poisoned fresh water springs with oil

          In modern times, this is just backwards and barbaric

          Because we have republics and democracies not medieval societies

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >In medieval war, this was* normal

            So was burning witches at the stake

            These days, we have nuclear weapons

            Instead of steep walls you have to climb over

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >In medieval war, this was* normal

            So was burning witches at the stake

            These days, we have nuclear weapons

            Instead of steep walls you have to climb over

            In a nuclear apocalypse world, or total collapse of society, I'd still go with the river moat one.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      EZ

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that thing's a nightmare to defend

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that water supply can be poisoned and tained.
      bottom left will have an internal well from ground water which is safe and secure.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bottom right

      in addition to a river usually means trade, so more taxes
      more money means more mercenary and thus more safety
      also no one want to be a poorgay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like a wise course of action to me, I'd support your decision

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      *orders my army to shit and piss just upstream of your fort for a few weeks*
      ggez

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no land supply route
      shiggy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        just build a bridge, you can even add a gatehouse or two

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Circular with moat. Has the most arable land so I can't be sieged.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's also made out of wood, stupidass.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Your moat disappears in a dry season due to no replishment method and your enemies waltz up to your walls with the convenient earth ramps you built for them.
      >You die painfully.

      AGAIN

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not even that, the enemy could just fill in the moat. Crazy shit has happened in seiges. The israelites set up on a mountain and the russians built a ramp and proceeded to kill everyone for making them do it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >russians

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >russians
          lel

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          God damn I'm very moronic. The Romans... I didn't even put the picture I wanted in the post either.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That mound of dirt on the right, that was the roman ramp.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >A fricking ramp

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            imagine the bloodthirst blueballs of building that fricking ramp for over a year while these savages throw rocks and literal shit the whole time and when you get there everyone's already dead.

            I'd have ordered a pig carcass for every body and bury their bodies sewn into the carcasses, just to frick their souls over.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If the mountain won't come to the romans the romans must come to the mountain

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >built a ramp
          Russia just went full fortnite on them

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            it was the Romans, anon made a minor mistake

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              From the thumbnail I expected the crawling zigger from that one painting.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/xDzulec.jpg

          God damn I'm very moronic. The Romans... I didn't even put the picture I wanted in the post either.

          Didn't the israelites end up killing themselves anyway? So they built a ramp and didn't even get the pleasure of killing them for making them do it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/xDzulec.jpg

          God damn I'm very moronic. The Romans... I didn't even put the picture I wanted in the post either.

          >kill everyone
          The Romans didn't kill anyone at Masada, anon. When they finally finished their ramp after 3 years, they found that the zealots in the fortress had killed themselves (after killing their own families) rather than be taken.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the russians

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's also made out of wood, stupidass.

      I think you also want to pick a castle that has long term growth potential since probably you're going to be planning for your kids, grandkids, and great grandkids to rule to adjacent lands from there.
      castle 5 definitely has the possibility to become wealthy and afford to replace the walls with stone
      I assume that water flows in from the hills when it rains and it doesn't really dry out unless they planned really poorly but siege works could attempt to fill in the moat. Ideally because you control a lot of land and the inside of your castle is spacious with fields your army has a lot of horses and you ride out regularly to proactively prevent opponents from being able to get into a position to besiege you and the fort itself is just a place to celebrate and sleep it off after a successful campaign - should therefore be a place that is actually comfy to live in

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >easily seiged by a small force due to only 1 exit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll be needing some cows to go with that. Maybe piles of salt to preserve your crops?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Realistically how big of a population could middle one support with that much walled land?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top left is good too

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bottom left because it looks like a Death Star from Star Wars

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And by Death Star I presume you mean Jabba’s palace?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Checked and same pick here, based fortress monastery pilled.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mountain fortress. Easier to build an escape than the ones with water.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Your enemies amass themselves below your castle walls waiting for your food stores to run out.
      >You die, black wife in arms from starvation.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The caves under my mountain fortress come out all over the fricking place and a pleb siege cuck like you would never see me coming or going

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >enemies surround an elevated position
        >die from archers

        3
        Water proves defense, but you also have an easy side for restocking supplies.

        Mountain fortress is a death trap. Restocking would be a nightmare, so you'd only ever have a few months of supplies at the most. It's be too easy to just surround you and wait you out.

        If money isn't an issue, I restock from traders.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude it's a fricking dessert. They're screwed out there with hot days and frozen nights. Try supplying a whole army with water in thr dessert back then. My boys don't do shit and kickback, watch attrition kill the enemy. I expect a forced attack

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's spelled "desert" you fat frick

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >waiting for your food stores to run out.
        See

        https://i.imgur.com/bV8bWww.jpg

        Bottom left, but the interior is staggered land plots like Machu Picchu. Grow a shitload of sweet potatoes for the tubers and the leaves, frick yeah.
        Get the phosphorous out of chicken shit for our fertilizer, and dump the residual waste at any c**ts at the bottom of our walls. Oxen will provide milk, and also work the wheels that will pump water to the top of the structure to trickle down each plot to a reservoir at the bottom.

        Who's laughin' now?

        I planned motherfricker. I prepped.

        Now enjoy the desert, and the rain of boiled chickenshit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      3
      Water proves defense, but you also have an easy side for restocking supplies.

      Mountain fortress is a death trap. Restocking would be a nightmare, so you'd only ever have a few months of supplies at the most. It's be too easy to just surround you and wait you out.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >build fortress
      >plan to escape
      I think you are doing it wrong.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    top left or bottom right

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why couldn't slavs into castles like western europe?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      most of their land is open plains/swamps

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why can't mutts into geography?
      kys Black personhomosexual

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        no mutt OP
        but to be fair most castles in Ex Yugoslavia were build by either the late Romans
        or the Venetians, which build many fortresses as defense against... the slavs
        and the well preserved stuf was actively used during the Austrian Hungarian Rule (either military or tourism)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bulgaria was a mistake

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slavs are the ones conquering, westoids hide in their cucksheds like sissies

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Slavs are a bug race, built entirely to fellow true whites

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who doesn't pick bottom left is a zoomer.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      top left, looks like the castle near me, then bottom right

      not a sand Black person, looks like it'd be a pain to get water and supplies to as well

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        one pitch covered arrow could bring that b***h down

        Sirs I have watched lotgh. You bait your enemies to attacking that location and then frick them in the ass as they are there. You cannot do that strategy with any of the other forts. This strategy also has the fastest outcome

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's in a desert, you can't bait people to attack it because it's probably worthless strategically
          even then, just blast it with some rockets

          https://i.imgur.com/nHx6955.jpg

          Sigiriya in Sri Lanka, its right in the middle of the island. Even if you had trebuchets and an army of 100,000 men. What are you gonna do ?

          starve it out and occupy the surrounding lands, men don't like watching as their families and homes are destroyed so they'd be forced to surrender eventually

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            looks like they have some farm stuff going on there, stuff grows pretty fast there. i'd assume they'd have enough dried stuff like rice, etc etc in storage to last ages and ages.

            no point in surrendering if their families are being murdered because they would just assume youd slaughter them after they surrendered. would make them turtle harder.

            could have a legit king up there who is respected by the land while you get whittled away by guerilla fighters and jungle fever. they are pissed off because you are killing them remorselessly

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah, most of those points are valid but in reality there's no actual prospect of victory for the defenders if the attackers are determined enough to carry on a siege for years (assuming they don't have rockets etc)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                if a siege goes on for years then it becomes a question of if its even worth it for the attackers. while its always worth it for the defenders who are in the defense of their lives.

                the purpose of it is to have some royalty there, and maybe one of their allies will come 5 months later to help them, sometimes even much later than that. and there is the price of having to pay those soldiers. a lot of the time they are promised spoils. if its dragging on forever and no sign of success then they will have wasted their time and risked their lives for nothing. they would not be happy

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Candia lasted for 21 years, a determined enough attacker will always win so long as they are also competent.
                unlike Candia, Sigiriya doesn't have access to the sea and was built way before the usage of gunpowder in sieges so it'd be largely unprepared for such equipment.

                Every desert has water, and based on the right side of the image they have many canyons. I'm only going off speculation but my strategy is always to win, not to be held up in a much better and strongly fortified outpost for longer times. That bottom left is also a smaller fort (with narrow entryway) which indicates the force attacking it would be around the same size of the present landscape. By hiding your forces elsewhere which here I am assuming you can, it deflects any hostiles via an artificial choke point. You would also only need a garrison of 30 men to hold the location until the main force's entry. As others have said there would be fires, yes - but the groundwork for the fort is not wood, no structural integrity in any universe would let that fort remain on rock without having a strong foundation. This is why I assume there are plenty of bedrock passages.

                A lot of speculation on my part, I know. But I am going off of experience here and while the other fort's have better face value, it's easier to pollute and spread disease. It would only better as a holding fractionally, but with no maneuvering capability until the fort is taken or outside help arrives.

                gunpowder largely invalidates all of this, you can only strike with hidden troops for so many time before the attackers adapt to that as well.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not basing my strategy on modern weapons. The two people present in the pic are the only two humans in all the forts and they look tribal, nomadic. Definitely not modern. If we are talking a semi modern situation (with gun powder) then I wouldn't pick any of these forts to begin with.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >just blast it with some rockets
            rockets and explosives make any defensive position unviable in the long run.

            would starforts with shitload of manpads and SAMs be viable today?
            we've seen in ukraine forts still exist

            probably not for the same reason as above, rockets and explosives render most defensive positions obsolete. Whoever has the biggest bombs wins.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Trenches are cheaper than rockets

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                maybe on a larger scale

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Didn't work with Bakamut. The key is to make the fortress as big as a city, which some fortresses have actually done, nabbing the best of both worlds.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Every desert has water, and based on the right side of the image they have many canyons. I'm only going off speculation but my strategy is always to win, not to be held up in a much better and strongly fortified outpost for longer times. That bottom left is also a smaller fort (with narrow entryway) which indicates the force attacking it would be around the same size of the present landscape. By hiding your forces elsewhere which here I am assuming you can, it deflects any hostiles via an artificial choke point. You would also only need a garrison of 30 men to hold the location until the main force's entry. As others have said there would be fires, yes - but the groundwork for the fort is not wood, no structural integrity in any universe would let that fort remain on rock without having a strong foundation. This is why I assume there are plenty of bedrock passages.

            A lot of speculation on my part, I know. But I am going off of experience here and while the other fort's have better face value, it's easier to pollute and spread disease. It would only better as a holding fractionally, but with no maneuvering capability until the fort is taken or outside help arrives.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      one pitch covered arrow could bring that b***h down

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I choose victory

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      first thing i looked for was a star fort option

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      would starforts with shitload of manpads and SAMs be viable today?
      we've seen in ukraine forts still exist

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe on a larger scale

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it would be more cost effective to use prefab concrete bunkers

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm saying you could potentially use the star pattern in a larger group of fortifications. Not one concrete structure. Star forts designed for 200m engagement range obviously won't work

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The French tried that with the Maginot line and got mogged by the Germans when they just drove their tanks around the line. It's not worth the resources that could be put into tanks or aircraft.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's just moving the goalposts, as it were. This scenario assumes the concept of fortification has some use somewhere, such as in youkraine

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That's just moving the goalposts
                >some use somewhere, such as in youkraine
                the Steppe is not conducive to castle warfare, Ukraine is flat. completely flat for 100s of kilometers. the perfect terrain for tank warfare. any defensive structure you build can be rendered irrelevant by changing frontlines, there are only a few points in Ukraine where it would be somewhat worthwhile to build a fort and those places already have them.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                But if they ever dig a trench in ukraine again (not likely as your analysis shows) why not make it star shaped if you have to defend a town near the front. Tokmak has something similar

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                there are trenches all across the frontlines of Ukraine, when building trenches you need to maintain and man them so the enemy can't take them and use them against you, anything you build today can be used against you tomorrow, so just spamming trenches against a numerically superior enemy is a quick way to surround yourself.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                here is a real Ukrainian star fort

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                How much did Americans pay to build that?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                USA didn't exist when it was built

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                so you didnt follow the current ukrainian war at all?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I do follow it and I know it's a meatgrinder

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                why isnt the steppe used to manuever?
                and why do both sides try to go head first through the enemies most fortified areas

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you'd have to ask the geniuses throwing away the lives of their men

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                so it worked?
                muhh they bypassed it, yeah by invading a whole different country to do so, but they didnt conquer it

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                one world trade center is literally built to eat aircraft for breakfast. try again

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                too bad it's an ugly pos. Should've built three. Osama won

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                obama sin biden's trebuchet arrow missed building 7 and ended up in pennsylvania due to the common man

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                tbf tower builds are overpowered as frick

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which is why Allies basically ignored them and kept on the offensive until the tower ran out of supply.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                is it true that the formula used for the concrete in these towers were gone and cannot be replicated?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No. The thing that made them so tough is that is is just reinforced concrete that is tens of metres thick, that's all.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, you're thinking Roman concrete. "Blue" concrete has a higher cement content.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                We know how to make roman concrete, its just wildly impractical for any project were either of a 10 year or longer curing time or having ready access to ultra fine ash from an active volcano would be a problem.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not impractical, we just have better cements outside a single particular application - long-term submerged construction.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The modern version of a starfort is having defensive structures recessed within concrete. Airfields, missile tubes, autocannons, railguns, radar/e-war, etc.

        Modern military structures designed to resist blasts and impacts still employ the sloping sides but are shaped as frustrum instead of stars because the sharp concrete is no longer expected to be worth the effort.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No you would want a Polygonal fort instead which were the ones that replaced the Starforts of old.
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polygonal_fort

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes and no, they don't work against anything like a peer opponent, someone with artillery and air power, but they do work against irregular opponents. picrel is a 2010s vintage french starfort from one of their counter terrorism campaigns in Africa.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You just fricking know they are so fricking smug in their star fort

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Aztecs did this. It did not go well.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No they didn’t, and star forts were successful well after the Aztecs were wiped out.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        thee Aztecs lost because of disease and having made too many enemies not because their forts were bad

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Aztecs were also morons who didn’t have domesticated animals or steel. They cared more about ritual sacrifice than fighting effectively

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if y'all Black folk come to my house i'll break the dijks and flood the polders

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oui

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes, the shuriken fort

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Timeless

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I now have priapism

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bottom left

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why

      >captcha: assmkk

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why

      >captcha: assmkk

      >Why
      It's not real, it's concept art for a tourist site restoration of an ancient Thracian city that was flooded to make a reservoir.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seuthopolis
      They found the city while preparing the dam and only gave archaeologists a few years to study it before flooding it.
      The project is apparently going forward though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Seuthopolis
      >Seaopolis
      Kino.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fields inside the fortifications
    Frick that! Filthy peasants belong OUTSIDE of the walls!

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm kind of feeling bottom right.
    >stone walls
    >surrounded by water fed from a river
    >decent area for farms
    Middle is bigger, but the mote doesn't have a visible source feeding it, so it might run dry. Also, the walls seem to be made of wood.
    Top left is too small.
    Top right is too small and made of crap wood.
    Middle is bigger, but the mote doesn't have a visible source feeding it, so it might run dry. Also, the walls seem to be made of wood.
    Bottom left, while formidable, lacks any apparent natural resources.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sigiriya in Sri Lanka, its right in the middle of the island. Even if you had trebuchets and an army of 100,000 men. What are you gonna do ?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What are you gonna do
      pass by it, they cant even raid out of that thing effectivly

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Build a ramp.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. Lucius Flavius Silva

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Build a wall around it and starve them out.
      If reinforcements came, just build another wall the other way.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        based trump strat

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        based trump strat

        >He's not sitting on a fifty year Pemmican supply
        NGMI

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        has there ever been a case in history where the reinforcements build a 4th wall around the besiegers and starved them out?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          kinda
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Alesia

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That would be kino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smoke em out

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks pretty climbable to me and very hard to defend from the top.
      also does it have a well? without a well it's useless.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This anon

      Build a ramp.

      See: Siege of Masada.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    7, not even a question

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bottom right. Protected by water but connected to a river which is conducive for trade

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Middle is max comfy
    Seeing tall stone walls is meh but giant earthen dykes with some additional wall is great. Top right is good too but not enough space to run around.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post-scarcity neo-Victorian perma-academia for me, boss.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      post-Clarkian-singularity thaumatarchy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Voluntarist post agrarianism is probably most comfy

      Panspermia genesis re-enactment would probably be pretty fun and kino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only right answer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Neo-pastorialism with antibiotic characteristics
      >antibiotic characteristics
      What does this mean, exactly?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it means they use penicillin instead of letting you die from a scratch

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only correct answer

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yikes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >yikes
          we get it you like to get pegged

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Voluntarily Post-agrarianism
      A sad, yet stable view of the future if humans who use technology select themselves for extinction.
      >Interplametary colonial homeostasis
      The most likely and sadly uninspiring trajectory of humanity. Most planets are boring barren rocks.
      >K-selective techno Darwinist-Exitism
      Nukes have pretty much guaranteed our own destruction. If humans are to live past another 10,000 years, humans must escape earth and be able to hide/shield themselves from genocidal cultures that are doomed to emerge.
      >Panspermia Genisis re-enactment society
      The holy grail for humans is for is to play God with the near infinite amounts of planets and possible lifeforms evolution can manifest. A never ending cycle of learning to help us evolve into the next stage of consciousness.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Neo-Predator life seems cool if I got big animal wiener to frick b***hes with

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick me, I bugged

        You guys realize that Dyson Sphere mean you are building one and have no reason to stop at one, if only as a backup?
        Terraforming planet is pointless since you'll want technology anyway, sure everyone love gardening but by that point a simulation will just save you time.
        In fact Terraforming might be no from Neo-pastoralism where "maintaining medicine" mean keeping your God-like immortal body.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luxury ruralism seems max comfy
      Nearest neighbor isn't for 50 miles, auto hauler just took off with your harvest for another planet, you're sitting on the roof of your two story ranch house watching the bots pull in to refuel for the evening shift. The sun is setting, wind is a nice calm breeze with white fluffy clouds streaking across the sky, lemonade in your hand, there's a pot pie cooling on the countertop downstairs and a movie already picked out.
      Life is good.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is 14 the school from Ouran Host Club?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. The Culture series depicted this pretty well. Chill out on your robot-managed estate in an idyllic corner of a ringworld. Teleport into town when you get stir-crazy and need company.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Gets buck broken by the Big Black Ball

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't the Victorian one just Code Geass? As in that's where that image is from?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which one lets me put "my" brain in a digital jar to spend ages in virtual comfy worlds?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        bottom left corner

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whoops, you've accidentally selected [CENOBITE TORTURE OUBLIETTE], best of luck on your next eternal existence not being such a huge homosexual!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cybernetic neo-predator mind transfer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dyson Sphere cultivation for me.
      Why would I settle for less? I can simulate any of the other choice as I wish.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whoops, you've been filtered, turns out this choice was a test.

        Whoops, you've accidentally selected [CENOBITE TORTURE OUBLIETTE], best of luck on your next eternal existence not being such a huge homosexual!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          <Dyson Sphere Manager>
          <pause all simulations>
          <select all simulations>
          <delete_entity -publish_report>
          <report: all simulations quality +90%>
          <resume all simulations>

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hahahaha he still thinks he's in the sphere.

            No entity with any kind of power would waste the movement of a single electron making you happy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Automated luxury ruralism seems comfy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So are these real descriptors or is it an amateur academic having a laugh?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't deny I like art deco

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luxury ruralism is the only answer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      all of these suck
      i just want the future the early 2000s promised us

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >transparent plastic shells in you choice of colors
        >mp3 players
        >unergonomic UIs with buttons that look like glass
        We were cheated out of our birthright

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the iPhone goes down as a wacky idea that fell to the more practical flip-phone
          >windows 11 is a stand alone product and clippy has been the official mascot for years
          >VR is clunky and cumbersome and that's the only way to shop online
          >endless chilled dnb piped into common areas 24/7

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Colored hair isn't a huge red flag

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is dangerous about Fully Automated Luxury Ruralism? Do cyber-serfs need to be put down sometimes?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Be it the nature of all things to end. Not having a care in the world for generations will soften minds and erode vital knowledge.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Am I gonna be the only one to choose cybernetic neo-predator mind transfer?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Art Deco trains-centrist secular messianism and Benevolent Gothic-styled cyber-thearchy for maximum kino /aesthetics/

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post-scarcity neo-Victorian perma-Academia looks comfy. But that neo-predator mind transfer though...

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best is star fort, not pictured because OP wants you Black folk to die in the other ones while he rules the world.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Best is star fort
      wrong

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        looks like a crashed ship

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        based Rödbergsfortet enjoyer-kun.
        I19 represent! (pbat)

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i choose the nuclear plant powered laser castle on the moon that i can shoot anywhere on earth with

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody who knows their history would know Top Left is the most viable option.

    >much harder for the enemy to surround you
    >constant supply of water
    >allies can help you resupply via the river

    Top Left is the only one where you can hold up indefinitely instead of for weeks or months.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top Left is clearly the best option. First it is stone walls. Second it has two rivers making it difficult for the water supply to be cut off. It has a small access road that runs along the wall and will make it difficult for many men to amass on either the gate or walls allowing archers to cut them down. The river seems deep on the right and the ridge indicates that they cannot move an army down its slopes to man launches so I have to worry about boats from only one direction. It is also easy to get resupply as allies can use either river to travel down it to attempt to resupply us. We can also attempt to fish at night with nets as there is the crane gate in the wall that fishermen can descent at night and attempt to get some additional food into the fortress. If the enemy tries to harass they have to run along the tight shore while getting peppered with arrows.

    The enemy have a slight advantage in the ridge next to my fortress top wall allowing them to fire arrows into the fortress easier. But compared to some of the drawbacks of the other forts I think it is minor.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    None. I'd much rather have a well-trained citizenry who are properly indoctrinated and willing to fight. Lycurgus of Sparta had the right idea: tear down the walls and the false security they provide and make the citizenry become a living wall against foreign invaders.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's mont st michel but with french removed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mont st michel
      >no frogs
      that's just st michael's mount then

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we have mont saint-michel at home

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      poos love to replace natives

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that castle/monastery actually unimpregnable? With 14th century tech and logistics I mean.
      It's impossible to siege effectively due to the flooding and can be easily resupplied during high tide.
      any large force trying to march across the mud flats would lose all cohesion very quickly and arrive at the wall extremely fatigued.
      you could launch small boats with raiding parties during high tide, but the defenders would easily spot you from their vantage point and could concentrate their defenses quickly.
      I've been thinking about this for years, and I can't come up with a plan that seems like it would defeat St. Michel.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I choose the middle as it has room and is defensible.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The middle one could last longer in a siege as they can grow food inside the walls.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Precisely. It really comes down to situational relevance and need.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bottom left is kino
    bottom right is most practical
    >water
    >stone construction
    >space for crops and people

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Middle>Bottom R>Top L>stone>top L
    water is your friend

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You say water is your friend and then rate the one without a stream as the best one? That moat is so stagnant I’m getting tuberculosis from the thumbnail

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        missed that, good call
        mid is now #3. Still better than the last two.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bottom right. I would make it my life’s mission to expand the fortress across the river and make it a full circle

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easy

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Picrel

    First one is a literal Pskov fortress

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw where star shaped forts were best because pretty much no matter where you attack someone can shoot at you from behind.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Presuming 3's water is a river joining with the coastal sea, 3. If the water in is just a river, and can be sabotaged, 5 instead

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Found mine. Teeline shorthand.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smart placement of the gate on the top left, any force wanting to go through the gate would be funneled with their backs against the water.
    Goods from ships are also craned in from the docks so there isn't a second entrance for the enemy to breach.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever one is best for fricking b***hes and throwing out the trash afterwards.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    either the first or the last one due to fresh water supply trough a river, all the other ones seem hard to manage

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    River access is key unless you have infinite supplies in there. I choose 7 it's far more spacious than 1 and completely isolated from land.

    Special mention to the desert fort which armies besieging will bake in their open planes.

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bottom left. Just get some wells inside to have running water supply

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the end, there can be only one.

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      RAMIREZ

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/oSkBbf3.jpg

      now that is cool as frick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/oSkBbf3.jpg

      literal god tier fort, minus modern bunker bombs

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Frick, how are we gonna get the Japs out of there?
        >Pour a shitload of fuel down into the fort from the top and light it up with a time bomb after all our guys get to a safe distance
        Brutal. Talk about fried rice.

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I take the castle on a hill. If i would want to invade the other stuff i tell the men that you could die in a blink of an eye but you can also build something for a while. I wouldnt use ladders but rather ramps that suit the height of those walls.

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wooden doors

      Good luck keeping enemies out.

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Middle one for the farmland potential. Would add beacon towers and guard towers, an underground section also dig the water pit deeper + wider so that the water level is below ground and can't be built over so quickly.

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/wpidiqu.jpg

      https://i.imgur.com/04235rS.jpg

      https://i.imgur.com/sovp3TS.jpg

      What if I just walk around this?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        like that would ever happen

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't worry about it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Delete this, but you know said with one of those accents that's french and gay.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was the point of the line iirc, to make the G*rms avoid the literal Great Wall of Guns and herd them into pre-planned killzones.
        It's just that no one thought the G*rms would drive their armored battalions through a fricking forest and give the assembled armies a collective wedgie.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Belgium didn't build their planned section of the line, and problems with communication and lack of initiative on the part of the French command allowed the Germans to pass through the Ardennes unopposed. German High Command itself considered attacking through the Ardennes as massive gamble and were shocked by its success.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think the other powers allowed Belgium to pass on their segment for the exact same reason. The idea that any nation could move an army, much less a mechanized army, through the Ardennes was considered such a pipedream at the time that building fortifications in the area would be like putting anti-tank mines in the Grand Canyon.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The belgians did originally build their section of the Maginot Line, but they built it in land that they had gained from germany as WW1 reperations. When they gave it back to germany in the 30s, they ended up giving up their part of the defence as well. That's why they instead relied on a mobile army, supported by the British Expeditionary Force (that the Belgiuns insisted couldnt enter their country unless war was declared) that got it's shit kicked in by the more mobile and less fractured German Panzer Corps in less than three weeks.. The entire War in France was lost because of the fricking Belgians.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ha! Good luck with that, the Brits and the Belgians are guarding the northern unfortified part, you will never defeat....Ack!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      #

      https://i.imgur.com/wpidiqu.jpg

      #

      https://i.imgur.com/04235rS.jpg

      #

      https://i.imgur.com/sovp3TS.jpg

      #
      To build something like that, did the French just build a massive hole and put the defenses inside it then cover it or did they do it via tunnels and whatnot?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dug a hole, built a giant concrete castle, then buried it. The interconnect tunnels though where dug like normal tunnels are though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Casemate
      More like checkmate, namsayin'?

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 and 5 look cozy, and you can come out of your little secret door to do some fly fishing.
    3 looks like the water will get fetid and not support life.
    4 is neat, but what will you eat?

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here is Karlsborgs fortress, still in use by the military, it's basically a little town hidden behind some very impressive earthwork and walls, this pic does not do it justice so i will post a few more, i would recommend you google it and check it out tho

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uuf

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bottom left, but the interior is staggered land plots like Machu Picchu. Grow a shitload of sweet potatoes for the tubers and the leaves, frick yeah.
    Get the phosphorous out of chicken shit for our fertilizer, and dump the residual waste at any c**ts at the bottom of our walls. Oxen will provide milk, and also work the wheels that will pump water to the top of the structure to trickle down each plot to a reservoir at the bottom.

    Who's laughin' now?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >waiting for your food stores to run out.
      See [...]
      I planned motherfricker. I prepped.

      Now enjoy the desert, and the rain of boiled chickenshit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >turn on all the water
        >run out of water immediately, killing every single person in a week instead of keeping them alive indefinitely
        How stupid is this concept?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imortan Joe kept the water reservoir full, it was Furiosa who decided to leave the tap open until it ran out... because desert nomads were thirsty.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            His water sharing method via giant waterfall was still extremely wasteful, like motherfricker place pumps all around or something not this shit

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              the waterfall was used as a ritual display of power to cement Imortan Joes position as Prophet and Patriarch of the War Boys. It was done for entirely religious and political reasons.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but it was still really inefficient

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                post apocalyptic dieselpunk isn't supposed to be orderly or efficient, they're techno-barbarians, that's the point.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not for what he used it for, autist.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That couldnt possibly be a natural reservoir due to the geography so somebody created a reservoir in that rock formation and pumped in water from beneath the ground.
          It's totally feasible that in a postapoc situation all human-made wells are dry and only the few people who can drill extremely deep wells with surviving equipment can claim everything left of the natural groundwater supply (the process of drawing groundwater would also draw the waterline down, leaving any nearby wells even further away from it)

          What I'm saying here is, it has to be the well that immortan joe is monopolizing, and not just the reserves. He fills the reservoir regularly and wastes most of it as a show of power. She is also wasting the water as a show of power because even if Furiosa is a better ruler she is still establishing her power - but she has a deep well to use to actually distribute water from then on

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easily bottom left, speaking as an engineer

    >arid location means that enemies cannot hide in forests, have to approach in plain sight
    >tall design means you can rain down arrows at enemies from a long distance and too tall for siegecraft
    >lots of internal space to stockpile resources
    >lack of resources in the surrounding area means that sieges cannot utilize existing farmland or hunt, burning through resources quickly
    >water supply cannot be sabotaged or poisoned due to using groundwater wells underneath the fortress
    >no rivers so immune to naval attack (heavy cannons mounted in ships that can break through walls)
    >enemy cannot break a dam upstream and flood your fortress
    >hidden caves in natural rock can be used to escape is absolutely needed

    Easy choice

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Am I stupid or is it made of wood?
      It just seems extremely vulnerable to being set on fire.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You could put mud/plaster on the outside, same like wattle & daub.

        But yes, it's really dumb (outrageously expensive and less effective) to use wood instead of stone/bricks if you're building fortifications in a desert environment.

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The thing that amazed me about these is that the side that faces the enemy is buried under a small hill. Each bunker is completly protected from direct fire from the enemy. It has a couple of small turrets on the roof to cover that approach, but the bunkers main weapon ports (MGs, autocannons, mortars, etc) point sideways, to hose the land just in front of it's neighbours. They formed an interlocking chain across along most of the french/german border, with additionally support from heavy artillery bunkers set a fire miles back. They were the reason why the germans went around the sides through the Ardennes and Belgium, looping around behind the North part of the Maginot line after kicking the Belgies and Brits out of the way in just a couple of weeks. After Dunkirk, some forts carried on fighting for over a month afterwards, surviving constant 88 fire and stuka bombings.

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All are no match for a horse-riding Mongolian with a slave built Chinese siege machine.

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    rip best thread on /misc/

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do they eat?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fish, I assume

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate fish.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hate starving

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't bottom left the actual fortress that the assassin one in the first Asscreed is based on?

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this now the small castle thread?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I only posted it because that's the Castle AAAARGH

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bottom left is some Conan Exiles shit

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Choose your fortress
    EZ

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like my forts like my women
    underground

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something close to the sea

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    New Orleans Star Fort

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top left or bottom right, any castle that can be resupplied by river or sea is inherently more difficult to take.

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top left, plain as day. Could block the waterway quite easily if you're going to be attacked, to prevent any ships coming down it. Then all you have to do is defend the section facing land.

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    top left
    one river for shit-garbage
    one river for drinking/bathing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one river for shit-garbage
      >one river for drinking/bathing

      Anon...
      ...it's not two river it's upstream first then downstream

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Builds a shitty moat that can get blocked or built over.
    THE OCEAN IS MY MOAT, FRICKERS.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >moving enemy ships are impossible to hit with canons
      >but they can easily target your stationary defenses
      You would find rape is the option.

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bottom right. Top left is more defensible but bottom right has more interior farmland and the big threat is always starvation.

  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a kid I walked over an old motte every day and only found out as an adult that there was a castle there

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bring a sword to an artillery duel

  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bottom left

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top left is superior, you can fish

  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bottom left because it’s cool

  88. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bottom left really looks like a fantasy design - does anybody know if the picture is related to a real structure?
    >Choose your fortress
    3 or 7 as both of them are capable of exploiting & controling their waterways.

  89. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be old as frick king
    >live in mountain castle
    >all those stairs

  90. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jørge!
    >Fire the toroedoes!

  91. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any fortress can be sieged and starved.

  92. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love fort threads
    They’re so comfy

  93. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bottom left but the real fortress is deep beneath the earth near the caverns

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