>cheat death inside of a hot panel all day
>get an iced coffee on the way home
>the barista asks me to select a tip on the cash register
What is the appropriate amount for me to tip a barista?
>cheat death inside of a hot panel all day. >get an iced coffee on the way home
>tip
These people don't have a fricking salary precisely to avoid this shit?
the coins they give back to you when they hand you back change
correct answer
assuming they're female and not b***hy
Tell her to learn a trade.
15-20%
But for just an iced coffee I usually do a buck, or two max.
I'd say about 3 inches
i keep a bunch of ripped in half dollar bills in my wallet for this. they see you putting it in the jar and just think it's folded and thank you for being so generous, but have their dreams shattered when they go to count it later. saves me money since i get to tip a dollar twice for the price of one dollar.
>half dollar bills
meanwhile I tip with $2s when I genuinely like service
I'm remembered
>hey, it's 2s anon!
always nice to hear walking into the strip club
memeworthy
Id like to think double buck benny would get along with double mint dave
zero
Tipping is a disease that has spiraled out of control. It'll make us look like buttholes, but we need to put our foot down and stop tipping. The insanity won't end until we do something about it. We'll make a lot of people uncomfortable, but societal change often does that at first.
They hated him because he spoke the truth
They are, They really are posting slide threads on PrepHole now.
Just go to a convenience store and buy an iced coffee drink there... No tip necessary.
Tipping is a complex social abstraction so I've put in some thought to simplify it:
>20% for really good service, like she pretends to flirt with me or shows me her breasts
>10% if she just hands me my coffee
>0% if she dumps it in my lap
>$20 if she spits in it first before handing it to me
If she shows me her breasts at the coffee shop, yes, I would tip.
no it's not, don't tip simple as
Does she have big breasts?
I tip on TIT size
I unironically tip black people less to outwardly manifest my internal racism. Also they are usually the ones who provide the worst service so it’s appropriate. I know deep down they hate huwite peepo so I don’t feel bad about it.
I have a black plumber though and I fricking love that guy. I’d give him a kidney.
>black people
>provide the worst service
which is a shocking, recent development
Black waiters, attendants, doormen, and elevator operators were once the most highly prized for being competent, friendly, and eager to please
they're still around
seventy year old fella is a bathroom attendant at a club I can be found at from time to time
Jay saw I was there with a date and made sure my hair was set and made sure I had a flower to give her
just the nicest guy around, too
he refuses to retire
"How you all gonna get along without me?"
I don't know, Jay, I don't know
Meanwhile I absolutely despise the Black folk who can be found dealing a mere block away
Lesson: hating Black folk isn't about race
I can’t tell you how many black Uber drivers have complained to me about , in their own words “entitled Black folk”
Tip? I don't even pay. I just grab my food and leave.
If you didn't actually serve me at a table I don't tip. Handing me a drink that you poured out of the slop machine was not considerate service.
death inside of a hot panel all day
Wanna come on a submarine adventure with me?
"No thank you."
>sparky feels entitled
I mean frick tipping in general but electr*cian hands typed this p7ost
Entitlement is questioning what to tip a barista?
>cheat on my bf all day in the back room at the starbucks i work at with jamal
>a greasy weird virgin walks in asking for a girly drink
what is the appropriate amount to spit in this loser's double iced venti vanilla latte?
>working professionally as an electrician
not DIY
>bait thread about tipping
not DIY
get the frick out of here
this
for all the time and effort non-tippies put into not tipping and pontificating, it would be cheaper to just give them a fricking dollar and move on.