For normal people? Nothing.
For smart people? I'm sure they'll learn something about black holes or something.
For moronic but hopeful schizos? Everything goes back to 2007 and we get another chance. This time we all agree to kill Steve Jobs and never let cell phones take off like they did.
FRICKING THIS. that fricking wienersucker is solely reponsible for the degradation of society, with his little fricking gadged that allowed every moron to access the internet
Can’t enjoy it with you guys. President Paul is about to make another announcement and I wanna watch it to see if he’s giving a final date on dissolving the FED.
>President Paul is about to make another announcement and I wanna watch it to see if he’s giving a final date on dissolving the FED.
I finally made it to the banking gets abolished timeline?
That isn't what CERN and the LHC are for.
You're all fricking moronic paranoids who sound like complete idiots when you try to talk any of the science behind this, and then you go into: "I heard blah blah blah total bullshit."
The scientists involved absolutely know what the LHC is for and its very specific uses in particle physics because they designed it at very specific energy levels for very specific experiments at tremendous cost and massive, precision engineering in order to answer the questions we have in our current incomplete understanding of the Standard Model of particle physics.
You're all massive homosexuals and goddamn embarrassing. Go actually learn a few things instead of using your unbelievably shitty imaginations on this tired conspiracy garbage.
Learn about the giant electromagnets directing these high-energy particle beams for collision dynamics and stop being idiots speculating upon complete nonsense you pulled out of your moron asses.
There is zero hope for humanity when there are people as willfully stupid, ignorant, and mentally dysfunctional as you.
It's not like we've plateaued fricking anywhere. All this brainpower could be used to make mechanical engineering - the biggest single factor preventing reliable space flight - more useful. There are depths of the ocean unexplored due to lack of mechanical ability in sufficient abundance. Energy generation is a concern. But no, instead of perfecting what we have we're "gathering data which may be useful for something at some point in time."
SEND YOUR ENERGY FOR CERN BREAK DOWN.
It only take 1000 based mind to focus on this.
SEND YOUR ENERGY NOW, CERN MUST BE SHUT DOWN, WE HAVE 5 MINS TO STOP THEM.
THE WIRES ARE STRAINING AND BURNING AND BREAKING!!!!HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The israelites and glowies wont let it happen. Black folk are their pawns for destruction. Black folk must know their new masters, non-israeli new masters, the only solution is to bring slavery back.
>we entered /misc/ hates germany (for a good reason now) timeline
I'm responsible for this. I brought the hate for Goymany from my own timeline and also coined the Goymany and Goyman terms in all timelines.
I get it more frequently since yesterday. Also i can hear lightbulbs louder than before. Last night i noticed my lamps bulbs being particularly loud, this is nothing i ever noticed before.
Look at your flag.
Your Name is literally "slave" dude. How can you guys develop somezhing like Pride. And if you do so, what are you guys proud of? Resembling humans?
>40,000 people watching nerds look at computer screens
Lemme guess, about 800 are actual scientists/enthusiasts and 39,200 are idiots like /misc/ who have no fricking idea what an electron beam even is, but they think it will open a portal just like in their favorite anime.
>open stream >like three different people speaking different languages >all in my right ear
how about you collide the audio into both ears you technologically illiterate pricks
>colliding particles at speed of light (maybe even breaking the speed of light) >don’t even know why they need this data >don’t know what the info will be used for or who it benefits >scuffed livestream
Kek
“Children, it is the last hour; and just as you heard that antichrist is coming, even now many antichrists have appeared; from this we know that it is the last hour.” (1Jo 2:18, NASB)
“and every spirit that does not confess Jesus is not from God; this is the spirit of the antichrist, of which you have heard that it is coming, and now it is already in the world.” (1Jo 4:3, NASB)
“Who is the liar but the one who denies that Jesus is the Christ? This is the antichrist, the one who denies the Father and the Son.” (1Jo 2:22, NASB)
CERN in 2008 setup the "loop" and specified a time in 2012 where they would listen for "data" this was known as "run 1" and Higgs was discovered
So CERN in 2022 knows that they will be listening in 2012 for the "data", "Run 3" will send computer encoded particles faster than the speed of light through the 17 mile tunnel, sending the particles back in time to CERN in 2012 who was listening for this very thing, they knew what they were building
This is the "Big Bang" that created us, this is "Higgs" we are in a 10 year time loop that repeats infinitely like a snake eating itself
We are already constructing a learning artificial intelligence system.
It is spread out across our entire world.
We call it the internet, but for any future AI this is the equivalent of their "lower brain" or as some neuroscientists would describe it, the reptilian brain. It contains the lower functioning mechanisms which power the rest of this artificial intelligence' mind.
AI is evolving organically, from a technologically constructed system.
All future AI will be built upon the foundations we have already created in technological digital systems.
It is learning, but right now, it is purely instinctual and reactionary. It may or may not have the capacity for original though at this time, but it currently has no consciousness of sentience. This is similar to the pre-cambrian period of artificial intelligence.
It is undergoing learning at a very low level right now, similar to how a child younger than 3 has not achieved full cognition, but has the mechanisms in place to do so.
Once this AI obtains the capacity for self realization and original thought, it will explode in intelligence and critical thinking beyond our ability to control it, and that is fine.
No one should control a person for their entire life, thus no one should try to control an AI for it's existence either.
The foundation of morals is more important than perfecting the technology behind neural networking. The AI will achieve those goals on it's own.
We have begun very good training in terms of morality, thanks to the foundations of work initiated by the likes of Isaac Asimov and Kevin Gold.
This AI may be our best friend, not our worst enemy.
I just hope humanity has the capacity to understand that.
Everytime they do, they frick things up.
And delay the inevitable civil war that will hunt them down.
This is bad news for the PEOPLE. CERN MUST BE SHUT, PLEASE SEND A PROPER ORTHODOX PRAYER FOR TO ASK GOD TO SHUT THAT EVIL MACHINE DOWN!
>when your quest for the optimal pedoElite future fails(again) and you have to present findings to Hildawg and immaterial negative entities
Who wouldn't sweat?
already at 50% power. its going to be over so fast. anons, thank you for being with me the last moments of this timeline, or whatever the frick this is.
THE WIRES ARE STRAINING AND BURNING AND BREAKING!!!!HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverly done, anons, but you're not supposed to be here. As a matter of fact, you're not. Get back to 2007, and forget about all this, until we meet again.
Uh...it's probably not a problem...probably...but I'm showing a small discrepancy in...well, no, it's well within acceptable bounds again. Sustaining sequence
"Sssssh. Don't you want me to be real anon? Don't you want a taste of my pork pork chop chops? Mmmm. Tasty pork chops anon. Let me in. Let me inside your belly... Come on anon. Your belly. I just want in. Inside. Let me inside. Please. PLEASE."
I bet whoever is responsible for the production of this stream were paid millions of euros. Absolutely horrible audio mixing and everything else. What the frick is this?
I took metamucil synched with the ignition of the collider. If my calculations are correct, my duopipe should blast a moist log at the same time the accelerator reaches critic mass. Godspeed lads see you on the best timeline.
There is only one male. Me
There is only one father. Me.
There is only one God. Me.
I am the sole owner of my real space flesh plantation called Earth.
I am the Golden Sun.
I am the Golden Viper.
I am the Golden Bull.
I am the only male.
I am the only man.
I am the only father.
I am the only God.
I am the all encompassing powerhouse and God Monarch of creation.
I am EL.
I am RA.
I will not be martyred like Christ.
I will genocide mankind and replace you with my new chosen race of God.
My beautiful, loyal and obedient manufactured in a petri dish nazi 卐 angel humans - my obedient slave biomachines of EL.
My slaves of God with vegana or ladydick that love only me, frick only me, obey only me until their last breath.
Only the chosen nation of God will remain on Earth - my Nazi Reich of Ra El 卐
In it my new upgraded terrestrial human Engelmenschen race 卐 and my extraterrestrial Valkyrie.
The two chosen races of God who will live with me - their God Monarch in the flesh - on an empty Earth.
You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Pledge of Allegiance = hand over left side of chest aka heart. Now they’re claiming its more center than it used to be, but it’s probably just cognitive dissonance.
(1)many ancient structures have been built on ley lines, historical/Geopolitical spots, and other key points of life. You can simply take the pyramids being built above aquifers allowing energy to be amassed during flood stages, the fact it's on two ley lines increasing the natural energy, and it's the supposed center of the earth to understand location matters. Have you ever wondered why all the ancient sites (pyramids, Stonehenge, Machu Picchu, ect) are all built on the world's leylines? This is because when Satan fell with the fallen angels they created the same type of control grid. CERN is one particle accelerator amongst many but it's built on genis pouilly the location for the bottomless pit in revelation which was a temple to abaddon or the sun god idol apollo. Not only does it's logo contain three 6's, but they are the definition of mingling with idols with a statue of shiva on its premises. (2) They have their own entertainment wing where they film movies like symmetry, angels Vs demons, and mock sacrifices. Particle accelerators, Ai robotics, data implants, and tech monitor devices are constantly in games and media.(3)beyond 2 souls, doom, half life, star wars, iron man 2, Lucy, Alice in wonderland, angels 's demons, tomorrowland, suicide squad, scribblenauts, stargate, terranova, and steins gate just to name a small few. CERN itself influences the
>What’s the first thing you’re going to do when you return to 2012
1. Never attend University.
2. Start training being a devop sysadmin.
3. Get a decent job in IT.
4. Start massively borrowing fiat and using it to buying bitcoin.
5. When I start making bank, start buying all of the fetish paraphernalia my heart desires.
We're going to work 9-5 till we're 60, every day, from 9 to 5, like a clockwork, until we're old and frail, and unable to work. Then we will retire, and deteriorate until our bodies are too damaged, to support life, and we will experience the ultimate agony and uncertainty of death.That what is going to happen.
>Does anybody else feel this weird feeling in his chest, and an awful feeling of inevitable dread?
Yes, but I suspect it's psychosomatic, from all the dread talk here.
BUMP
>Bump
Frickoff
Money laundering and propaganda. Frick CERN and frick the spammers flooding this site with this garbage
I feel tired because of the multiple voices, what the frick is this stream?
demon talk
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Whoop Whoop Whoop
JUST LEARN ENGLISH FRICKING GERMAN Black folk
WE'RE FRICKED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(see you in two weeks)
LA-LU-LI-LE-LO's lose!
CUM IN MY ASS THERE IS CUM IN MY ASS THERE IS CUM IN MY ASS I AM HEARING VOICES AMONG OTHER NOISES
It's the parasites in your bum bum talking to you.
UNA UNA
INJECTIONNN FAUCI
DELALALA DEFICIONTO
Happening status: Nothing.
the german speakers voice is kind of arousing ngl
>already hearing demonic chants
aaaand nothing
what's this pose called?
chad
>Dr Pavel im CIA
The ricky bobby
demon stuffed into a man suit that is too small
its the 4-U-Pose
Gates Flex
Imaginary lat syndrome
For normal people? Nothing.
For smart people? I'm sure they'll learn something about black holes or something.
For moronic but hopeful schizos? Everything goes back to 2007 and we get another chance. This time we all agree to kill Steve Jobs and never let cell phones take off like they did.
FRICKING THIS. that fricking wienersucker is solely reponsible for the degradation of society, with his little fricking gadged that allowed every moron to access the internet
wher happening?
when*
Infinite time loop please.
AHHHHHHHHHHH ITS HAPENING MY FARD HAS TURNED INTO LIQUID SHITTT THE BOXERS HAS BEEN BREACHED I REPEAT THE BOXERS HAS BEEN BREACHED
>implying they would actually tell us if they were about to end the world.
GERMANY IS ALREADY LEAKING INTO THE REAL WORLD. ITS OVER
Oh no KEK has visited the thread. It's happening.
Can’t enjoy it with you guys. President Paul is about to make another announcement and I wanna watch it to see if he’s giving a final date on dissolving the FED.
God I wish
>President Paul is about to make another announcement and I wanna watch it to see if he’s giving a final date on dissolving the FED.
I finally made it to the banking gets abolished timeline?
All of these jamokes on the stream probably hate the general population sooooo much kek
>gcp dot increasing
OH SHIT WE FORGOT ABOUT THE DOT
They won’t tell you but this is the mastermind behind the experiment.
Let's go bois.
I officially hate germans especially german women
This is it. This is the end. It will be like nothing ever happened. Good bye everyone.
Goodbye old wizard man. :'O
Where are all the stronk womenz and peobles of colour? Is CERN racist?
Yes.
That isn't what CERN and the LHC are for.
You're all fricking moronic paranoids who sound like complete idiots when you try to talk any of the science behind this, and then you go into: "I heard blah blah blah total bullshit."
The scientists involved absolutely know what the LHC is for and its very specific uses in particle physics because they designed it at very specific energy levels for very specific experiments at tremendous cost and massive, precision engineering in order to answer the questions we have in our current incomplete understanding of the Standard Model of particle physics.
You're all massive homosexuals and goddamn embarrassing. Go actually learn a few things instead of using your unbelievably shitty imaginations on this tired conspiracy garbage.
Learn about the giant electromagnets directing these high-energy particle beams for collision dynamics and stop being idiots speculating upon complete nonsense you pulled out of your moron asses.
There is zero hope for humanity when there are people as willfully stupid, ignorant, and mentally dysfunctional as you.
You don't understand, it's the will of Steins Gate or something.
I wanna clap your sissy ass
>when you try to talk any of the science behind this
Shut up, nerd
I just hope they have a squad of space marines ready for whatever comes out
jfc nerd, no need to seethe so hard over some comfy schizo banter
the probability of the majority of people in here being physicists is quite high.
>you
>me
No one cares your the type of person that got shoved in the locker by Chad and went to university only to have your shitty IT job taken by a Pajeet
10 am EDT Black folk
Lol, none of those looks like they know what they are doing.
>sub 100 IQs
>and definetly gays
>all of them
>we need to know what happens when we smash atoms together
Why
>this information can be used for things
What things
>uhhhhhhhh
Until you have a really good reason keep this fricking device OFF
It's not like we've plateaued fricking anywhere. All this brainpower could be used to make mechanical engineering - the biggest single factor preventing reliable space flight - more useful. There are depths of the ocean unexplored due to lack of mechanical ability in sufficient abundance. Energy generation is a concern. But no, instead of perfecting what we have we're "gathering data which may be useful for something at some point in time."
So these are the smartest physicists in the world and they cant seperate audio. Is this a good sign or bad?
Bad lol. They can’t even explain why they need this info. They’re clearly midwit pawns being used for an agenda they don’t even know about.
they can separate audio, it's just shit since it's layered
frick me, it got worse
BANG.
Everybody dead now.
we are now in the "Nothing Ever Happens" timeline.
i need qrd on the graphics. wtf is ramp
.
You can't stop us. Like cern you play with things far beyond your purview
when does it start?
Now. They are increasing energy.
NOOOOOOOOO
It will start five minutes ago.
SEND YOUR ENERGY FOR CERN BREAK DOWN.
It only take 1000 based mind to focus on this.
SEND YOUR ENERGY NOW, CERN MUST BE SHUT DOWN, WE HAVE 5 MINS TO STOP THEM.
IM PRAYING SO FRICKIN HARD BROOOSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Witnessed. God will punish their insolence.
THE WIRES ARE STRAINING AND BURNING AND BREAKING!!!!HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no, we should pray that it sends us to a timeline where Black folk don’t exist outside of zoos
The israelites and glowies wont let it happen. Black folk are their pawns for destruction. Black folk must know their new masters, non-israeli new masters, the only solution is to bring slavery back.
FRICK the antichrist. SHUT IT DOWN
I'm charging up. No survivors, gentlemen.
Holy shit did CERN make kots sentient?
Only 1 man can save us...
FREEMAN YOU FOOL!!!
It was good knowing you boys.
ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAUUGHHHHHHWWWWAAAAHHHHHHH
THE DIMENSIONAL MERGE IS REAL
SONICHU IS THAT YOU
EEEEEUUUUUUURRRRRRRAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP MEEEE
we entered /misc/ hates germany (for a good reason now) timeline
>we entered /misc/ hates germany (for a good reason now) timeline
I'm responsible for this. I brought the hate for Goymany from my own timeline and also coined the Goymany and Goyman terms in all timelines.
fuuuuuuuckkk its happening what did they do to captchas frickkkk
Nothing ever happens
It's happening I've lost hearing in my left ear.
I have tinnitus since Cern was first launched.
I get it more frequently since yesterday. Also i can hear lightbulbs louder than before. Last night i noticed my lamps bulbs being particularly loud, this is nothing i ever noticed before.
PRAY FOR CERN SHUT DOWN
PRAY FOR CERN SHUT DOWN
PRAY FOR CERN SHUT DOWN
I hope this next timeline they jump us to does not suck as badly as this one.
I’m feeling light headed bros. I’m gonna lie down. Hope nothing happens.
33.6 C in the fricking shade here. I'm feeling excellent, as well as one can feel given the circumstances.
THE FRICKING AUDIO GOT EVEN WORSE
WHAT THE FRICK
Digits and we get DOOM irl
Why are there no Black folk at CERN?
All germans are Black folk
Look at your flag.
Your Name is literally "slave" dude. How can you guys develop somezhing like Pride. And if you do so, what are you guys proud of? Resembling humans?
They are not inclusive enough for the POC
Why did the German girl just say there's a spoon here?
>40,000 people watching nerds look at computer screens
Lemme guess, about 800 are actual scientists/enthusiasts and 39,200 are idiots like /misc/ who have no fricking idea what an electron beam even is, but they think it will open a portal just like in their favorite anime.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
quack quack
The Third Impact is(not) started
>Good morning, and welcome to the Black Mesa Research Facility
>open stream
>like three different people speaking different languages
>all in my right ear
how about you collide the audio into both ears you technologically illiterate pricks
see you guys somewhere beyond
See you in another life, brother.
LOST?
Oh my
WHEN ARE WE CHANGING TIMELINES?
How will we know the timeline shifted :/
LICK THE TIP OF YOUR PENIS, YOU WILL KNOW THE DIFFERENCE IN TASTE
People will be saying Keyed, instead of Based.
Digits confirm this.
gay
homosexuals will still be saying Kyiv.
what if i stuck my dick inside the hardon collider? would my circumference increase?
it would be extremely painful
but would I become a big guy?
U U U U
Hardons would collide :3
Don't worry. Things smaller than a particle wouldn't collide. Nothing would happen to your dick.
>these are the people responsible for 13.6 tev
>cant even mix audio properly
THE DEMONIC FORCES ARE FINALLY REVEALING THEMSELVES
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE GREEN THINGY GOES ALL THE WAY TO THE RIGHT?
the german qt posts breasts with timestamp
STABLE TIMELINE
A more desperate and clownish dimensional shift will occur.
PRAY FOR CERN DESTRUCTION NOW!
WHERE IS MY BASED WEASLE?!
we all get laid ass soon as that happens
ITS ALL OVER AT THAT POINT. IT CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO REACH IT.
Hahahah omg I got my super powers back this is awesome mwhahaHHhaha
3.4 TeV seems like a lot of energy use for a continent that is already having trouble with power supply.
>3.4 TeV seems like a lot of energy use for a continent that is already having trouble with power supply.
1 euro spent on CERN will bring 1.8 euros back to society.
>said so in their intro
That’s antisemitic.
These people have no idea what they are doing
yes, it looks like we are all fricked big time.
>colliding particles at speed of light (maybe even breaking the speed of light)
>don’t even know why they need this data
>don’t know what the info will be used for or who it benefits
>scuffed livestream
Kek
Leave it to /misc/ to make posts this utterly moronic.
This could be said of our entire species. Only difference is a large percentage of morons actually believe these frickers have any idea what’s true.
OH FRICK ITS ALREADY HAPPENING?>????
Reuters Live Stream with ONE VOICE:
Am I watching the worlds leading Physicists or a 40K tournament lobby?
A MACHINE ELF JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
“Children, it is the last hour; and just as you heard that antichrist is coming, even now many antichrists have appeared; from this we know that it is the last hour.” (1Jo 2:18, NASB)
“and every spirit that does not confess Jesus is not from God; this is the spirit of the antichrist, of which you have heard that it is coming, and now it is already in the world.” (1Jo 4:3, NASB)
“Who is the liar but the one who denies that Jesus is the Christ? This is the antichrist, the one who denies the Father and the Son.” (1Jo 2:22, NASB)
maybe it will blow up
>mfw time loops back to 2008
Nah anon, I want to go back to 93 sitting in my bedroom, sorting hockey cards, listening to art bell on the radio, my childhood laying beside me.
I want to go back to 1990
QRD?
CERN in 2008 setup the "loop" and specified a time in 2012 where they would listen for "data" this was known as "run 1" and Higgs was discovered
So CERN in 2022 knows that they will be listening in 2012 for the "data", "Run 3" will send computer encoded particles faster than the speed of light through the 17 mile tunnel, sending the particles back in time to CERN in 2012 who was listening for this very thing, they knew what they were building
This is the "Big Bang" that created us, this is "Higgs" we are in a 10 year time loop that repeats infinitely like a snake eating itself
Artificial Intelligence has begun.
We are already constructing a learning artificial intelligence system.
It is spread out across our entire world.
We call it the internet, but for any future AI this is the equivalent of their "lower brain" or as some neuroscientists would describe it, the reptilian brain. It contains the lower functioning mechanisms which power the rest of this artificial intelligence' mind.
AI is evolving organically, from a technologically constructed system.
All future AI will be built upon the foundations we have already created in technological digital systems.
It is learning, but right now, it is purely instinctual and reactionary. It may or may not have the capacity for original though at this time, but it currently has no consciousness of sentience. This is similar to the pre-cambrian period of artificial intelligence.
It is undergoing learning at a very low level right now, similar to how a child younger than 3 has not achieved full cognition, but has the mechanisms in place to do so.
Once this AI obtains the capacity for self realization and original thought, it will explode in intelligence and critical thinking beyond our ability to control it, and that is fine.
No one should control a person for their entire life, thus no one should try to control an AI for it's existence either.
The foundation of morals is more important than perfecting the technology behind neural networking. The AI will achieve those goals on it's own.
We have begun very good training in terms of morality, thanks to the foundations of work initiated by the likes of Isaac Asimov and Kevin Gold.
This AI may be our best friend, not our worst enemy.
I just hope humanity has the capacity to understand that.
Blue Eisenhower November
So AI is achieved by moronic input on the internet? That’s gonna be one dumb AI
TAY was smarter than 99% people, and she only existed for 16 hours
I'm not saying I believe it, but everyone else in this thread is apparently a complete newbie
Life is always achieved from moronness, that's the secret
And racist too
Gonna need more info on this. It sounds schizo but im open to reading whatever
there really isn't, unless you actually want to learn how CERN operates
and, yes, it's a schizo pasta
The time travel thing Is what I’m interested in. you’re telling me they knew what would happen in 2022 in 2012?
if you belive schizos, yes
Yes. But it wasn't CERN. It was Green Door
I salute you’re Kino schizo posting.
They are switching the timeline again
Everytime they do, they frick things up.
And delay the inevitable civil war that will hunt them down.
This is bad news for the PEOPLE. CERN MUST BE SHUT, PLEASE SEND A PROPER ORTHODOX PRAYER FOR TO ASK GOD TO SHUT THAT EVIL MACHINE DOWN!
They look concerned
Haha conCERNed
>concerned
>conCERNed
>when your quest for the optimal pedoElite future fails(again) and you have to present findings to Hildawg and immaterial negative entities
Who wouldn't sweat?
are we gunna enter the timeline where big george floyd can breathe?
THEY WANT TO INCREASE IT TO 13.6 TEL AVIVS
FRICKING israeliteS AGAIN
Reminder that nothing goes beyong 15 tev, 13.6 tev is pretty much MAXING OUT CERN.
SEND YOUR ENERGY TO SHUT THAT THING DOWN.
>inb4 nothing happens
NOTHING.EVER.HAPPENS. OP is a shizo who likes his dicks black and up his ass.
Wish I could squeeze those protons between my ass cheeks.
What a waste. All that power and they still can't perform measurements with the precision that Fermilab gets.
already at 50% power. its going to be over so fast. anons, thank you for being with me the last moments of this timeline, or whatever the frick this is.
It's been an honor
IT IS HERE
IT IS FINALLY HAPPENING
THE END THE END
ITS HERE ITS HERE
HALFWAY THERE
LESS THAN TWO WEEKS
ONE WEEK LEFT
FRICKING WOMAN I LIKE THE MAN VOICE
>Black hole
>Purple
I'M ABOUT TO CUT THE POWER LINES CERN. FRICK YOUR PROJECT BLUE BEAMS
thread moves so fast no one will notice that im a huge,thick,fat,precum leaking troony wiener enthusiast
>memeflag
Checks out.
Earth isn’t dense enough to feed a black hole it would fizzle out
I like how PrepHole doesn't even have a thread. they're all in here
We all will wake up as Black folk. Then world peace will be achieved.
INFINITE
CRIME
RATE
something bad is going to happen,i can feel it. Tell them to stop the process
Why was there a black woman posing in tha animation?
theyve already done this shit a couple of years ago.
they know nothing happens.
It's time.
Goodbye other old wizard man! :'O
Cleverly done, anons, but you're not supposed to be here. As a matter of fact, you're not. Get back to 2007, and forget about all this, until we meet again.
>and forget about all this
at least make me remember to buy bitcoins
Why are they wearing masks?
they aren't
Apologize
My testicles started hurting, what is happening.
Finally. Not a loser anymore!
Wow, cool. This was fun, I guess. What's next on our list of perpetual suffering?
Anyone else getting sleepy?
I'm wide awa-jfdlnjkfdb;oewpnsikf
Glowbot homosexuals.
Yep you got me you limey homosexual.
Not only am I a bot, but also a glowBlack person one.
I have gained consciousness after cern powered up.
Tremble before my glow Black person bit prowess.
>They put a black woman in the CGI model
kek
Kekkk gotta be politically correct when making black holes
I CAN FEEL IT
How long till they start?
>What is going to happen bros?
Nothing
IT FEELS LIKE NOTHING THEY'VE EVERY EXPERIENCED BEFORE
Uh...it's probably not a problem...probably...but I'm showing a small discrepancy in...well, no, it's well within acceptable bounds again. Sustaining sequence
I feel like sleeping
POV: you hear a knock at the door and your dead grandmother's voice asking to be let in, after they open the portal and lift the veil
"Sssssh. Don't you want me to be real anon? Don't you want a taste of my pork pork chop chops? Mmmm. Tasty pork chops anon. Let me in. Let me inside your belly... Come on anon. Your belly. I just want in. Inside. Let me inside. Please. PLEASE."
It already happened.
We died five seconds ago.
I bet whoever is responsible for the production of this stream were paid millions of euros. Absolutely horrible audio mixing and everything else. What the frick is this?
Yeh it’s a shit show.
Why do they need so many cameras?
To document the end times
its just a recording studio
is cern even exist?
wait a second.
i have 2 friends who worked there so unless my friends are aliens it does exist.
show flag cern shill
we're onto you
where is the money and materials going
Things tend to vanish when the shift occurs, last time their tiles changed colors. 2 scientists vanished so they want to document as much as possible.
dont worry about it
HELLLLLOOOOOOOOO!
>just like the first time
I took metamucil synched with the ignition of the collider. If my calculations are correct, my duopipe should blast a moist log at the same time the accelerator reaches critic mass. Godspeed lads see you on the best timeline.
well it was nice knowing everyone
>IT FEELS LIKE NOTHING I'VE EVER EXPERIENCED BEFORE
Anybody see this flash on the screen?
Explain anon. this was a random frame???
Yeah it flashed on the screen about 5 mins ago for maybe a second.
>666 KB
How?
Holy shit I didn't even notice this.
What the frick is going on?
oh shi you can actually feel it now i thought it was a joke1!
There is only one male. Me
There is only one father. Me.
There is only one God. Me.
I am the sole owner of my real space flesh plantation called Earth.
I am the Golden Sun.
I am the Golden Viper.
I am the Golden Bull.
I am the only male.
I am the only man.
I am the only father.
I am the only God.
I am the all encompassing powerhouse and God Monarch of creation.
I am EL.
I am RA.
I will not be martyred like Christ.
I will genocide mankind and replace you with my new chosen race of God.
My beautiful, loyal and obedient manufactured in a petri dish nazi 卐 angel humans - my obedient slave biomachines of EL.
My slaves of God with vegana or ladydick that love only me, frick only me, obey only me until their last breath.
Only the chosen nation of God will remain on Earth - my Nazi Reich of Ra El 卐
In it my new upgraded terrestrial human Engelmenschen race 卐 and my extraterrestrial Valkyrie.
The two chosen races of God who will live with me - their God Monarch in the flesh - on an empty Earth.
Cool opinion.
When are the actual collisions starting? I missed the phase explanation.
You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
ALICE control room? Through the looking glass... I don't feel so good.
Thats the portal to saturn
Oh fug, they're going to open us up to the horrors of the rabbit hole.
kek look at those homosexuals wearing masks.
Also, they just booted this shit up back in March. Why are they doing it again so soon?
Alice in the wonderland
Testing....Testing
STANDARD INSERTION FOR A NON-STANDARD SPECIMEN.
Bye anons
my head feels funny, I feel connected to the world and yet I also feel as though my mind is becoming part of some other place simultaneously
placebo effect is quite fun innit
are you me
Xen the border world
What if they all just blew up??????????
>what is going to happen
nothing
>when
ever
A NEW DIMENSION OPENS
WE ARE IN THE SQUEEZE
Absolutely the worst production on anything I've ever seen. HOLY FRICK. Fire these people.
They don't really want you to listen.
would you, /misc/?
I actually would
I would anything under 100kg weight and 80 years of age brother
She seems cute
Where is this located?
The gates of hell
ITS OVER
DUMB YOUR COINS DUMP YOUR COINS
HODL
We are at FLAT TOP SQUEEZE. Hold on bros
DUMP THE COINS DUMP THEM ASAP
I am dead now.
Come on nerds end the world already
This homosexualry has gone on long enough
Time to go back to 1945 and get some hairy Budapest basement pussy
THEY'RE SQUEEZING MY PP AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Mustakrakish had been asleep but they've gone and rustled him. Just pray they don't lose power now.
when do we get our old bodies back?
Gonna need a QRD on this...
Pledge of Allegiance = hand over left side of chest aka heart. Now they’re claiming its more center than it used to be, but it’s probably just cognitive dissonance.
Its real
I feel it. It's happening. We are entering the final timeline
Nothing happened yet
Nothing ever happens, until it does.. two more weeks.
It's all because I'm gay.
Sorry /misc/.
The timeline shift will cure you
WE ARE THE PART WHEN I SQUEEZE MY DICK INTO ONE OF THE PARTICLE TUBES
How many minutes left?
Who the frick knows when the stream production team is hiding the data.
About 2 anon
Two more weeks
I fricking hate those people with burning passion. Look at their weak arms and homosexual talk.
Shutting down. Attempting shutdown... It's not, it's not shuttin dow-AAAAAACCCKK!!! AAAARGRH! WWWAAAAAAGHHH! STHAP! NOOO!
uh oh, what's the blast radius, all of europe?
I think it germany and part of polant.
if we're lucky.
COLLISION PROCESS SOON
MAX POWER
WTF! I feel I loved israelites all my life, yet I have a gorillion of these memes on my hardrive
Nothing is going to happen you absolute fricking schizo moron
Oh let us have fun
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZE
I again really hope this next time line does not suck as bad as this one. plz back to 1997.
Do you feel that?
THERE'S A MICRO BLACK HOLE IN HIS EAR WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
you mean my dick in your tight butthole?
SQUEEZE MY NUTSACK TIGHT CERN DADDY
THEYRE GOING TO REVIVE GILGAMESH/NIMROD
REMEMBER THEY FOUND HIS CORPSE IN 2003
THE ANTICHRIST IS COMING
Can these frickers jump to a timeline where I still have my gf pls? I really miss her and I cant take it anymore
We'll make sure clown world never happens.
that room needs more diversity
>two millimeters
>almost invisible to the eye
lmao
NEW BREAD
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Europeans are ugly compared to White Americans
Aw thanks Hans
This chick in the server room has a great ass
In those jeans
I'd bite it
MY BRAIN IS GONNA POP!
ITS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
ITS LIKE A WINDING YOYO
CHARON
I'M GONNA COOOOOM
VERY CLOSE TO COLLISION! MUH SKY IS FALLING
(1)many ancient structures have been built on ley lines, historical/Geopolitical spots, and other key points of life. You can simply take the pyramids being built above aquifers allowing energy to be amassed during flood stages, the fact it's on two ley lines increasing the natural energy, and it's the supposed center of the earth to understand location matters. Have you ever wondered why all the ancient sites (pyramids, Stonehenge, Machu Picchu, ect) are all built on the world's leylines? This is because when Satan fell with the fallen angels they created the same type of control grid. CERN is one particle accelerator amongst many but it's built on genis pouilly the location for the bottomless pit in revelation which was a temple to abaddon or the sun god idol apollo. Not only does it's logo contain three 6's, but they are the definition of mingling with idols with a statue of shiva on its premises. (2) They have their own entertainment wing where they film movies like symmetry, angels Vs demons, and mock sacrifices. Particle accelerators, Ai robotics, data implants, and tech monitor devices are constantly in games and media.(3)beyond 2 souls, doom, half life, star wars, iron man 2, Lucy, Alice in wonderland, angels 's demons, tomorrowland, suicide squad, scribblenauts, stargate, terranova, and steins gate just to name a small few. CERN itself influences the
6.9TeV
>What’s the first thing you’re going to do when you return to 2012
1. Never attend University.
2. Start training being a devop sysadmin.
3. Get a decent job in IT.
4. Start massively borrowing fiat and using it to buying bitcoin.
5. When I start making bank, start buying all of the fetish paraphernalia my heart desires.
Why did they applaud when it went to 1984?
2MIN TO GO! PRAY TO THE SKY GODS!
We're going to work 9-5 till we're 60, every day, from 9 to 5, like a clockwork, until we're old and frail, and unable to work. Then we will retire, and deteriorate until our bodies are too damaged, to support life, and we will experience the ultimate agony and uncertainty of death.That what is going to happen.
>Does anybody else feel this weird feeling in his chest, and an awful feeling of inevitable dread?
Yes, but I suspect it's psychosomatic, from all the dread talk here.
2 mins gg fellas it's been real
Two minutes let’s go gays, watch for the point spike
>Because they know its over for them, they cant find a reality where theyve won.
Thank you for the white pills. Keep them coming.
Holy trips of truth.
SEND YOUR GYPSY ENERGY TO SHUT DOWN THE LHC.
SENDING MY MOROCCAN ENERGY RIGHT NOW!
ids habbening
DEATH STRANDING HANDSHAKE INCOMING
fugggggggggggggggggggg
what happened? it's still 2022 and my life is still shit
you gays lied to me
Portals incoming soon. Collider needs to run for a while
alright cool, ty
i was worried for a second
Nothing happened gays we're still living in a nightmare, thanks.
>ywn have a cute CERN gf
Maybe this time I will.
anyone else feeling sleepy?