Okay PrepHole I know this is photoshopped, but how would I go about making this real?
There's enough space between the top of the seat cushion and the floor of the cabin for a small cassette toilet but it won't be as simple as just hacking a hole in the seat and slotting it in - I'll need some kind of lid for it when it's not in use, and to figure out how to not frick with the airbag sensors of whatever else is in the seat.
Has anyone attempted something like this before?
>Has anyone attempted something like this before
i just wear diapers on long drives so i dont have to stop
If it was just for pee then a pissbottle would be all that was needed, but I'm not keen on shitting myself, with or without a diaper. My bowels are, to put it politely, sensitive and this would make long trips much less stressful.
And yeah, I thought about just getting a van, but have you looked at gas prices recently? Yeesh.
>but I'm not keen on shitting myself, with or without a diaper
gtfo you fricking casual
Look, it's a personal preference. I want to diy a custom toilet rather than buying diapers. Isn't that what PrepHole is all about?
No, PrepHole is about shitting yourself to make space to cram new things up there.
why not just get a poop bucket?
Not as functional.
Works on my machine
The street shitting truck drivers here just cut a hole right through the floor of the truck and make it someone else's problem. Usually the poor frick who has to service the driveline of the truck.
Cutting a hole in the floor of the car isn't exactly what I had in mind.
This is my current solution, but it's pretty janky to actually use compared to a flushing cassette toilet. A big problem being it's not very deep (ew), it's a pain to set up and use, it smells bad, ect.
The dream is just to have a cover I can lift up and then have access to a "real" toilet when I need it. Cover my lap with a blanket obviously to avoid exposing anything.
Honestly anon I don' think there is any way to do what you want without making the whole car smell like human feces. Short of having a clean water tank to flush and a black water tank suspended under the vehicle with piping through the floor pan. Then a custom super-slim bowl with an S bend in the seat cushion. You'd loose a heap of seat comfort as well with half the padding gone.
I've found that if you treat a cassette toilet tank with sodium percarbonate and empty it regularly it works fairly well at containing odors on a small boat that legally needs to have a head.
The cassette toilet is basically a portable version of an RV toilet system, it has a fresh water tank for flushing and sealed black water tank underneath that you remove from the vehicle to empty and clean it when it's full (or when it's going to be out of use for more than a week or so).
You might have to plumb in some kind of vent tube going out the floorpan to prevent it venting into the car if it overheats and builds up pressure, but apart from that it's not the worst idea I've heard.
Maybe do this to the seat you're not sitting on to drive though.
So I'll have to climb over the gearshift to get to the toilet?
How do I build the vent? Is it a boat part?
>Be OP
>Buy this
>Shits and pisses in the seat-shitter2000
>Feels good.jpg
>Moose jumps suddenly Infront of car
>Smash the breaks
>Slosh
You can put a diaper at the bottom of it to absorb the pee so it can't splash out.
I don't see why people have built shit like pic related yet noone seems to have tried making a system like in the OP.
>implying they haven't
>Has anyone attempted something like this before?
No, why would I?
I drive an RV, so I just shit in the shower and waffle stomp it when im out and about.
What's wrong with your toilet?!
nice
That looks like it would cause hemorrhoids
came here to post that image. you beat me to it you homosexual
A thread died for this. Why don't you go shit up /b/? This could be a nice board.
Why don't you go bury a shipping container in your backyard?
>implying he didn't
do americans really??
Meanwhile in China
It truly is the Chinese century
so.. pulling over to stop to take a shit is too much work for you? how fricking lazy do you have to be to want to shit while driving? holy frick.
Imma be honest, I have a lot of trouble finding restrooms because I don't really pass yet. No, I won't post selfies.
This isn't me, I just want to build a toilet in my car.
>I don't really pass yet.
>yet
Umm...
you will NEVER be a real woman
>babies and cripples are genders now
frick, i need to re-flash my woke firmware
>zoomers eyeroll.gif
Pull the car over at a gas station and take a shit for fricks sake.
No. Gotta go fast and shit and piss while driving.
Why can't we just cut holes in the floors of cars and shit and piss as we please? What's the downside
>noooo you'll get poopy on me because I'm a """"cyclist'"""
get a real job, homosexual.
Sitting on a toilet for long periods of time is bad for you, you can get hemmaroids and such.
just do like they do in small planes shitter under seat cushion that opens to the sky in your case the road
Hmm, making a plywood replacement for the rear bench seat looks like it could actually work, thanks anon.
Just get a cover.
Is that a fricking poop tent backpack?
Yes, you can shit wherever you want.
Do women REALLY?
Wearing a diaper is unironically less embarrassing than this.
Just pull over, find a tree to lean on, and dig a hole. I recommend a pickaxe if the dirt is hard. If you don't have trees on your trip (or rest stops for whatever reason) just lean against the car and keep a door open on the oncoming traffic side.
as a man who shits 4 or more times a day, i would love a build in toilet in my truck
Frick the normies, this is a great idea. They just can't imagine how useful this would be because it's "weird".
>your car now smells like shit
>weird
Yes
>your car now smells like shit
>weird
The solution?
>go to /gif/
>ctrl+f "scat"
>develop a fetish
>ez win
>Shit inside your house
>Your house now smells like shit
House shitters are disgusting, just build an outhouse.
There is no world in which you want this to be real. Imagine getting into a crash and you have to sit in your wrecked car covered in your own leavings. That's the world you want to live in.
I live in a car all winter so I spend a lot of time pooping in it. For me I remove the seat pad on one of the back seats in my escape and put a toilet there. You put a bag on the bottom and shit into it. The immediate reaction must be " that would be disgusting " but in practice your cheeks make a good enough seal with the seat that you don't really notice a smell until you get up. When I'm done it all folds back up into a bag that hangs off my driver seat head rest. Grocery store bags work perfect. You don't have to clean the entire unit every time and you don't keep the poop stored in the toilet like that gross rv toilet. Pic rel is what I have. Everything Else you'll pay a massive premium and get a far shittier experience.
This sounds like a possibility. I'll have to look at how easy it is to remove one of the seatpads. Not 100% keen on using plastic bags, but I guess it's worth a shot and would cost a fair bit less.
just cut a nice wide hole in the floor so the shit never touches the sides all you have to buy is a toilet seat
Star diapers car print
so many diapergays in this thread...
>not betterdry/crinklz
Luggable Loo with a platic bag with pine pellets in the bottom. Most vanlifers do it like this.
Problem is youll need a waste tank so maybe look at the shit they have in RVs and condensing it down, this still doesnt solve where you put it.
>taking a huge dump
>have to hit the breaks because there's a deer in the road
>sudden stop
>fresh shit and piss splash up between your legs
>a turd has landed in the dash
Just cut a hole in the bottom of the vehicle and shit through it while you are driving. Then you don't have to worry about your car smelling like shit. Then close the hatch up when you are done. Fricking amateurs.
>going down the road
>shitting
>hit a rock and it flies up your ass
>???
>profit
If it flies back up your ass you can just shit it out again. I don't understand the problem.
True sigma male behavior.
>The women flee in terror and disgust
>The men seem indifferent or even slightly amused
Lmao
Women don't poop so they have no idea what he's doing.
>bowel incontinence
god that would suck
This thread isn't real I'm just having another schizophrenic episode.
Railway toilets vented straight to the tracks long ago. You could look through the pipe and see rails .
They sell toilet seats that attach to 5 gallon buckets. Get the seat, get multiple clean buckets with lids. One of your buckets should be packed full of wood chips, something fragrant like cedar if possible. Before you shit, put a thin layer of chips down. After you shit, put down a much thicker layer to cover your disgusting ass sausages, then securely apply the bucket's lid. Figure out a basic setup that will secure the in-use bucket so it doesn't tip while driving. Dump the chips when you're no longer comfortable with how close they're getting to your bootyhole, hose down the bucket, good to go again.
Only problem now is privacy; either you duck into the woods, get a little privacy curtain you attach to the opened door of your car, anything meets your personal requirements.
In any case, much more sane than destroying the interior of your car to install something that WILL leak and have splattering, both of which you will have a very, VERY hard time cleaning and/or deodorizing.
>buy plastic Jerry can
>fill with a little water and invest in lysol
>screw off hose/nozzle
>shit in hole
>toss refuse out the window while traveling
Rinse, repeat
Isn't it just easier to make a system that directly dumps the refuse onto the road in that case?
I'm gonna be real with you chief.
Put a macerator pump under your seat and modify a stainless steel bowl as a bowl. Use a 12v pump and some 1/2" tubing to feed flush water from a tank somewhere. The macerator pump should feed into a black water tank somewhere.
The only downside is you need a second macerator pump for dumping your black water into a sewer cleanout pipe. If you dump on the street it will heavily contaminate waterways and the envrionment so don't do that.
pfft, what's the environment done for me lately?