Jamaica and Kenya announced they're going to deploy troops and police to Haiti
Anti gang militas have killed 160 gang members and 2 armored cars were blown up
High corruption and no institutions
Black countries in the Caribbean are actually extremely well off
Like Trinidad, Barbados and the Bahamas
It's just Haiti is so fricking corrupt
They were the product of a slave revolt that lead to 12 years of total war. Haiti was the most valuable French colony and they fought to keep it with the same “All or nothing” attitude as the spanish curing the Mexican war of independence. Like true heartless monsters the French would kill and burn everything if they couldn’t have it. Surprisingly, this made the Haitians upset so they then genocided the french, left on the island, which is based but made nobody else want to even interact with them. So they couldn’t trade or participate in the global economy, and then France shows up and goes “Hey you owe us money. Here’s a bajillion in debt you gotta pay us for.” They only finished paying it back like 20 years ago, since the French are evil and refused to just forgive the debt because human emotions like empathy and compassion apparently don’t apply to those mutants.
Nah just a francophobe. Funnily enough the only white people the Haitians didn’t kill were the Poles, who were dubbed “The Black folks of Europe” ang given citizenship
>t.shitskin
Yeah none of that happened. >what happened
Conditions in Haiti were actually IMPROVING before the Great Chimpout, which was how they were able to gather enough strength to ape out to begin with. The Haitians before only lived less than 6 months before conditions improved and the French were repaid by being murdered, EVEN THE WHITES WHO HELPED THEM.
I mean it’s heavily summarized so it’s not entirely accurate. But hey, if ya don’t believe me, feel free to go read it yourself. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haitian_Revolution
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiti_indemnity_controversy
>the chimpout
My favorite part is when they start murdering and enslaving each other, though they didn't call it that. >Haitian land laws
The land laws in Haiti are utterly fricked, because they confiscated all the property and then gave said property to every chimp without consideration for resources and area, which lead to tracts of land being "owned" but nobody wanted to live on them. Worse was the inheritance laws that spilt land evenly between the children of the landowner, and when you're a chimp who shits out 30 children from 6 different baby mommas meant that most Haitians eventually just owned a few feet of land.
As of 2013, people of solely European descent are a small minority in Haiti. The combined population of whites and multiracial people constitutes 5% of the population, roughly half a million people
apparently theres more whites now than in the 1800s
Idk I’d figure you’d get over it after like, 50 years of not really interacting. I can get why the Armenian Genocide is still a big deal cause Armenia is surrounded by Turks and turks gonna turk, but France probably even forgot Haiti existed after year 30.
I mean taking you totally at your word, if someone shows up with a debt and says 'you owe me,' especially cowardly weaklings like France, you just say 'no.' Or you cut the guy's head off and send it back in a box with his dick stuffed in his mouth.
C'mon man those graphs are fudged and dishonestly presented by the same types that sold C*vid as a big deal or would rank fricking Canada and Aussieland as being the most free countries in the world even during their lockdowns.
Its magic number bullshit.
They literally made a deal with the devil and now their 69 average iq country must suffer constantly for it. They’re evil and amongst the worst blacks.
They've just always been fricked, a school I worked at had a sister school there and one of the guys running it would visit us couple times a year and talk about stuff, kids loved him. One year he just stopped coming, later I learned that he upset some gang and got executed with a machete, this was a little over 20 years ago
I'm trying to imagine a scenario where some other nation looked at Canada's military situation and concocted a dastardly plan to invade and subjugate the Great White North. After all, what are the odds that any trigger of NATO article 5 might bring a response from any other member nations that happen to share an enormous land border with Canada?
I think the Leafs will sleep pretty soundly after whatever donation they make.
Canada's landmass and lack of Northern infrastructure is deterrent enough. Invasion from the territories is impossible and BC can be cut off completely by blowing out a couple roads in case that was invaded.
Any country who gets involved in there is just asking to stir shit up again. There's absolutely nothing worthwhile for any country that makes more attempts at pacification/stabilization worth the time and money. What's to gain from the Haitians anyhow?
Don't get too hyped, any time the government in Canada commits to something like this, it's usually to make millions disappear into Laurentian bank accounts at a rate that'd make Ivan's kleptocracy blush.
Oh good. I look forward to seeing them deployed in North America in the hands of Haitian 'migrants' everywhere. If you notice or report on it you'll be racist though.
>Mexicans have their country gradually stolen by depraved, violent, armed gangs >Sit quietly and oppose anyone who rocks the boat
>Haitians have their country almost entirely stolen by depraved, violent, armed gangs >Go gorilla on them and start shooting them, beating them to death, and burning them alive and screaming for mercy
Zero. The CAF has been hemorrhaging money and skilled personnel for years and it's only gotten worse with the coof and the jab policy forcing out alot of people who would otherwise form the veteran NCO corps that is the backbone of any western army. On top of that, the troops we currently have deployed to a FRIENDLY NATION (Poland iirc) are so poorly equipped they literally have to buy their own boots, helmets, and plate carriers. The CAF in all likelyhood has no capabilities for expeditionary warfare - and likely very little capabilities for any operation on Canadian soil, either.
The /k/ grapevine and the news articles I've found aren't super clear on how the officer situation is doing - the biggest problem is a shortage of enlisted men and actually being able to retain the people already in. Of course, when it comes to building up manpower the CAF's policy might be a bit counterproductive.
>Haiti
Why? Dominican republic should invade them and slave them once more
Jamaica said it would invade and offer troops to help and Canada doesn't wanna be shown up
I didn't even know Jamaica had a military. It is obvious they do but it isn't the first thing that comes to my mind when I hear Jamaica.
For me personally it’s them having Australian Bushmasters, how did that come about?
Most nations have a military. In third-world countries, they are mostly used for UN peacekeeping paychecks or internal security.
What if Canada just gives weapons to the Jamaican warlords?
Would they be enough to break the gangs of Haiti?
>slave
Oh frick no that's how we got into this mess in the first place. The best use of a Haitian is fertilizer for the land they utterly ruined.
Pearls before swine.
No one wants Haiti or Haitians.
Haven't heard much from Haiti, what with the influx of news from Ukraine. Last I heard of Haiti was that civilians are hunting down gang members.
Could someone give me a QRD of current developments?
Jamaica and Kenya announced they're going to deploy troops and police to Haiti
Anti gang militas have killed 160 gang members and 2 armored cars were blown up
>Anti gang militas have killed 160 gang members and 2 armored cars were blown up
Are they sending troops to protect the gangs or something?
They just don't want the anti gang militas to gain control
>mass lynchings
What kind of depraved bullshit were the gangs up to?
Gangs killed like
2-5k people in 2 years
Btw here's how much of Haiti's captial is controlled by gangs
>Barbecue's stronghold
LMAO
You think it's a fricking joke but there's a fat black guy whose preparing for an invasion from the United States
I'm...not sure Canada can actually manage an opposed landing against organized resistance, even if it's Barbecue and the Boys.
inb4 militias turn into gangs and the cycle repeats
That’s exactly how it’ll end up until someone ends the island.
Already happened several times already.
And always until there’s no more Haitians.
Now I know black-run nations aren't really great on average but Haiti seems especially fricked up. What is their problem?
High corruption and no institutions
Black countries in the Caribbean are actually extremely well off
Like Trinidad, Barbados and the Bahamas
It's just Haiti is so fricking corrupt
>extremely well off
Compared to fricking Haiti maybe, the Bahamas is dirt poor kept in line by tourism and the British crown. Jamaica is even worse.
They were the product of a slave revolt that lead to 12 years of total war. Haiti was the most valuable French colony and they fought to keep it with the same “All or nothing” attitude as the spanish curing the Mexican war of independence. Like true heartless monsters the French would kill and burn everything if they couldn’t have it. Surprisingly, this made the Haitians upset so they then genocided the french, left on the island, which is based but made nobody else want to even interact with them. So they couldn’t trade or participate in the global economy, and then France shows up and goes “Hey you owe us money. Here’s a bajillion in debt you gotta pay us for.” They only finished paying it back like 20 years ago, since the French are evil and refused to just forgive the debt because human emotions like empathy and compassion apparently don’t apply to those mutants.
>t. Haitian gang leader
He actually has a twitter or Instagram too
Nah just a francophobe. Funnily enough the only white people the Haitians didn’t kill were the Poles, who were dubbed “The Black folks of Europe” ang given citizenship
>t.shitskin
Yeah none of that happened.
>what happened
Conditions in Haiti were actually IMPROVING before the Great Chimpout, which was how they were able to gather enough strength to ape out to begin with. The Haitians before only lived less than 6 months before conditions improved and the French were repaid by being murdered, EVEN THE WHITES WHO HELPED THEM.
I mean it’s heavily summarized so it’s not entirely accurate. But hey, if ya don’t believe me, feel free to go read it yourself. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haitian_Revolution
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiti_indemnity_controversy
>the chimpout
My favorite part is when they start murdering and enslaving each other, though they didn't call it that.
>Haitian land laws
The land laws in Haiti are utterly fricked, because they confiscated all the property and then gave said property to every chimp without consideration for resources and area, which lead to tracts of land being "owned" but nobody wanted to live on them. Worse was the inheritance laws that spilt land evenly between the children of the landowner, and when you're a chimp who shits out 30 children from 6 different baby mommas meant that most Haitians eventually just owned a few feet of land.
I mean they had to pay a yearly fee to france greater than their entire gdp, I can get why they didn’t try paying people.
>pay
Yeah, because they stole or destroyed French property.
>French property
You don't need to compensate a thief after reclaiming your property from them.
the Africans in Haiti aren't native to the island
What? Black folk didn't own any land until they stole it from the French
The indemnity was not only for land and goods, it was also for compensation for emancipated slaves. The property they reclaimed was their freedom.
So they stole shit and justified it afterwards?
It would have taken a lot less time to just say they're black
Might is right. You'd think the French of all people would remember. Well, that and the taste of German weinerschnitzel.
>EVEN THE WHITES WHO HELPED THEM.
Except poles, if you consider them such
>poles
There was a reason why Hitler wanted to genocide them.
Being jealous of the superior history of Poland vs. Austria?
As of 2013, people of solely European descent are a small minority in Haiti. The combined population of whites and multiracial people constitutes 5% of the population, roughly half a million people
apparently theres more whites now than in the 1800s
>5% of the population, roughly half a million people
>thought haiti was like 800k pop
>12 million
good lord
Yeah, they genocided the absolute frick out of Whites. Most of the Whites who live there came AFTER the Revolution.
I cannot imagine being one of the few Whites who would willingly live in Haiti.
Jungle fever is incurable I guess
Or pedoshits
I imagine they just live in their own white neighborhoods and don't interact much with blacks.
Enslaving people doesn't strike me as "helpful"
>they then genocided the french
>refused to just forgive the debt
gee I wonder why
Idk I’d figure you’d get over it after like, 50 years of not really interacting. I can get why the Armenian Genocide is still a big deal cause Armenia is surrounded by Turks and turks gonna turk, but France probably even forgot Haiti existed after year 30.
>enslave people
>get mad when they kill you for freedom
don't enslave them, moron. frick around find out
kek, the haitians have found out. the message is probably lost on them though
The average iq of Haiti is 67 so yeah.
>it's da fault of da evil wypipo
I mean taking you totally at your word, if someone shows up with a debt and says 'you owe me,' especially cowardly weaklings like France, you just say 'no.' Or you cut the guy's head off and send it back in a box with his dick stuffed in his mouth.
All marked nations are majority black btw
C'mon man those graphs are fudged and dishonestly presented by the same types that sold C*vid as a big deal or would rank fricking Canada and Aussieland as being the most free countries in the world even during their lockdowns.
Its magic number bullshit.
They literally made a deal with the devil and now their 69 average iq country must suffer constantly for it. They’re evil and amongst the worst blacks.
Look up Haitian genocide
They've just always been fricked, a school I worked at had a sister school there and one of the guys running it would visit us couple times a year and talk about stuff, kids loved him. One year he just stopped coming, later I learned that he upset some gang and got executed with a machete, this was a little over 20 years ago
Sounds pretty haitian to me.
post hands
Does Canada even have any weapons or money to give away lol
I'm trying to imagine a scenario where some other nation looked at Canada's military situation and concocted a dastardly plan to invade and subjugate the Great White North. After all, what are the odds that any trigger of NATO article 5 might bring a response from any other member nations that happen to share an enormous land border with Canada?
I think the Leafs will sleep pretty soundly after whatever donation they make.
Canada's landmass and lack of Northern infrastructure is deterrent enough. Invasion from the territories is impossible and BC can be cut off completely by blowing out a couple roads in case that was invaded.
Yes, quite a large defense industry actually.
Didn't Brazil have a lot of troops in Haiti hunting down gangs? Seems like something they'd be good at.
A while back if you check Gmaps near Cite d' Soliel near the port you could see Brazilian troops, they had the flag patch visible.
Good lord, just let the Black folk be. Let the hospitality industry and sweatshop operators deal with their choices.
Yep
Yay.
But they don’t like guns. They’d rather chop others up with machetes.
Post machete threads
Post guns moron it's the threat
I want to see that satellite image from haiti/dominican border again. Always funny even though not guns related
It's Haiti related which will be on topic, and #2 we can talk about warfare in Haiti.
Cucknada needs another BBC infusion so soon?
Any country who gets involved in there is just asking to stir shit up again. There's absolutely nothing worthwhile for any country that makes more attempts at pacification/stabilization worth the time and money. What's to gain from the Haitians anyhow?
oil
If things get to the mass starvation and typhoid stage they'll start fleeing and we'll have to deal with them in every greater numbers
yes the actual solution is glass the island and everyone on it but that's not politically viable
Let France and France alone deal with that mess when it eventually occurs, they're the sole reason the entire country is FUBARed.
What are you talking about? They can just eat mud cakes.
Population massively over the carrying capacity. A die-off is for the best
Don't get too hyped, any time the government in Canada commits to something like this, it's usually to make millions disappear into Laurentian bank accounts at a rate that'd make Ivan's kleptocracy blush.
This, it's all a money laundering virtue signaling scheme
Oh good. I look forward to seeing them deployed in North America in the hands of Haitian 'migrants' everywhere. If you notice or report on it you'll be racist though.
>Mexicans have their country gradually stolen by depraved, violent, armed gangs
>Sit quietly and oppose anyone who rocks the boat
>Haitians have their country almost entirely stolen by depraved, violent, armed gangs
>Go gorilla on them and start shooting them, beating them to death, and burning them alive and screaming for mercy
Mexibros...your response?
Quick actually serious question here. Could all the trash in Haiti hamper combat performance?
The militias are omega based. They’re totally merciless to any and all gang members and it’s actually working.
Yeah. I'm sure the aid and weapons is going to go to helping the impoverished people of Haiti.
Odds of a Canadian military deployment there?
Zero. The CAF has been hemorrhaging money and skilled personnel for years and it's only gotten worse with the coof and the jab policy forcing out alot of people who would otherwise form the veteran NCO corps that is the backbone of any western army. On top of that, the troops we currently have deployed to a FRIENDLY NATION (Poland iirc) are so poorly equipped they literally have to buy their own boots, helmets, and plate carriers. The CAF in all likelyhood has no capabilities for expeditionary warfare - and likely very little capabilities for any operation on Canadian soil, either.
Is there an officer shortage too?
The /k/ grapevine and the news articles I've found aren't super clear on how the officer situation is doing - the biggest problem is a shortage of enlisted men and actually being able to retain the people already in. Of course, when it comes to building up manpower the CAF's policy might be a bit counterproductive.
Besides all that, the population in Canada does not support military action in Haiti.
Why doesn’t the US do it? Bad optics and afraid of another afghanistan/iraq?
Yes, that and the potential for a wave of refugees
For the fourth time? Or is it the fifth?