Can new mascots help boost the recruitment decline?

Can new mascots help boost the recruitment decline?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think a mascot will wave away any grievances people have.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean the Japanese use mascots cause they figured out the make money somehow. It's not just cause they're weird people, it's also cause they're ruthless capitalists.

      This probably varies across different militaries but in the US, I don't think there's really anything you could do that wouldn't get caught up in the culture wars. I mean the army tried attracting LGBT people to join the military. Cause you know a pair of boots with a gun is a pair of boots with a gun regardless of what they want to do with their private parts. And then you had Ted Cruz bemoaning that the military went woke and that we need a 'strong' and 'masculine' military like the russians do.

      And I mean, what else are you going to do? Increase soldiers benefits? Fund the VA more? Increase soldier pay? Yeah good luck getting any money going to the military to actually help out the grunts.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        A pair of boots may be a pair of boots, but you want to target the biggest group of boots
        The pride recruiting campaign was stupid because it’s targeting a small minority

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The army is trying to diversify. And not in the 'woke' sense in the economic sense. They've hit critical mass on the part of the population that normally wants to join the army. You know the poor, the rednecks, the guys who wanna be action hero's. So if you want to keep growing (and the army does) you gotta start targeting the populations that don't usually join the army. The gays, the liberals, the liberal arts majors, etc.

          Same reason they try to sell Hummers to people who live in the inner cities. Getting mad about it is just being mad at capitalism.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You know the poor, the rednecks, the guys who wanna be action hero's.
            the guys they all kicked out when they didn't want to get vaxxed and then begged to come back when it turned out they were most of our worthwhile boots that could potentially be put on the ground

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You should never take for granted that your customers are going to stay your customers

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Of course not. That's the ruthless calculus of capitalism.

              Don't you think Disney already knows that by having a black little mermaid they're gonna piss off republicans? Of course they know that, they're not stupid, they watch the news. But they went through with the plan anyway because they made the calculation that a black little mermaid will make them more money than a white little mermaid.

              As the army made the calculation that the number of people who will refuse to join the army because they put out an add trying to recruit the gays was going to be smaller than the number of people who would enlist because of the add.

              Never take for granted that you're going to stay in the good graces of your corporate overlord.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The army miscalculated

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Right so you agree with Ted Cruz that we should try to be more like the MASCULINE Russian army then? I'm sure that hot-take didn't age horribly.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean the army’s recruiting issues speak for themselves
                The latest army commercial was a step in the right direction, until they had to pull it because the spokesman was arrested for domestic abuse

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean honestly I think beyond any left-right add campaign, they should just up soldiers pay and increase their benefits.

                But good luck getting money to the military that actually benefits the soldiers.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >But they went through with the plan anyway because they made the calculation that a black little mermaid will make them more money than a white little mermaid.
                I don't think that's true. I think many big companies like Disney, InBev, Ford, Netflix, etc. have other priorities besides profit, or at least have had major parts of their decision-making apparatus hijacked by people who don't have the company's profitability at heart.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean I'd love to hear what you think those are so long as it's not gonna turn into some rant about 'the israelites' or 'the wokeists'.

                I think Disney is slightly special- in that they understand longterm investment. See Disney, as in Walt Disney himself went into cartoons, and specifically wanted to adapt all the big fairytale stories cause he wanted to pull of the long-con. If he makes Snow White and it's the version that every kid in America goes to see, then he's not just made those kids and their parents fans of Disney. He's made it so that when those kids grow up and have kids of their own, they make their kids watch his version of Snow White, and that's the version everyone remembers and Disney makes money each generation for the same movie.

                And his strategy worked- there's a reason Disney is the media supergiant it is today, when it was one of the few independant studios in the 30's. The strategy is the same today except Disney took at look at the demographic projections. We'll be a minority-majority country in 2050 and when we get to 2050, Disney wants to be able to go 'hey guys, remember how we were on the ground floor of that whole thing, and how we made a black little mermaid and all the racists got real mad at us? Why don't you buy the anniversary edition of that movie to show to your kids?'

                They want to tie their brand to the future so that they can reap profits in the future. It's a long-con. That's why no matter how much republicans get mad at them they're going through with the strategy. They've been doing it for about a decade in at this point. Hell- they've been doing it since the 90's- that's why they made a Mulan movie because Mulan kicks ass and they wanted to be on the top of that whole 'tough bad ass action princess' thing so they could sell more toys to girls.

                It's capitalism. And in fact it's the same capitalism that was done in the 30's. Disney didn't change the future changed.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that's why they made a Mulan movie because Mulan kicks ass and they wanted to be on the top of that whole 'tough bad ass action princess' thing so they could sell more toys to girls.
                The Mulan movie that "socially conscious" types hate because of how culturally insensitive it is? The harder they try to pander, the moer they'll alienate whatever normal people are left in 2050 and the harder they'll be hit when they find out the hard way that the boulder of Progress doesn't stop rolling downhill until it reaches the bottom.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm talking about the 1990's. I consider myself 'socially conscious', I love it. Mulan's a very strong character in that movie, and it's also just a really good movie. Don't know about that new one, I didn't see it cause the pandemic hit and everything.

                Also- define for me the 'boulder of progress'. How do you sir, define progress and how do you see it's effect on history?

                See I believe in the words of Martin Luther King Jr. 'The arc of history is long, but it bends towards justice'. Progress is what led to the rise of the enlightenment. The scientific and industrial revolutions. The rise of democracy over monarchy- and then again the rise of democracy over fascism and then communism. It was the ending of slavery, the end of segregation and the civil rights movement. Feminism, the LGBT movement.

                I see progress as fundamentally good- I see socially conscious movements as following the long tradition laid out since as far back as the concept of humanism at the very least.

                Now sure, I understand that liberals annoy you, and I'm not saying they shouldn't annoy you- nor am I saying you can't think they're wrong and you should oppose them. But you're phrasing of 'the boulder of progress moving downhill is very curious. I mean do you think that the american revolution was moving down hill? Do you think the abolition of slavery was moving downhill? Do you think the invention of vaccines, or the first man on the moon was going downhill?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >But you're phrasing of 'the boulder of progress moving downhill is very curious.
                It means that once you push it, no matter where you want it to stop, no matter how good your intentions were, it'll proceed of its own accord until it can't possibly go any further. Another simile would be that it's like a fire that, once lit, will burn until it consumes everything around it unless someone extinguishes it, and the more fuel it consumes, the hotter it burns and the harder it is to put out.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                See that's a better way to phrase it (I was worried you were going to say yes to a lot of those questions on the bottom).

                But here's the thing- the boulder was pushed centuries ago. At least in the US it was pushed when the founders said 'men are fundamentally equal and should vote'. That lead to people pushing for the franchise- to make it so all men could vote, then all men regardless of race, then men and women and so on.

                The boulder of progress is ongoing. I'm sure you have differing opinions about the state of race relations and what should be done, but I'm sure you can agree that the current slate of social issues we're contending with didn't arise out of nothing in the past five years.

                I mean honestly I think that's the problem with a lot of conservatives. Actually I think it's a problem with people in general- just conservatives are the loudest about it. People act like everything that's going on today is happening for the first time in history. Which leads me to believe most people didn't pay attention to history class. Everyone going on about how the liberals are going to doom society hasn't paid attention to how the liberals are always dooming society.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

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              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Everyone going on about how the liberals are going to doom society hasn't paid attention to how the liberals are always dooming society.
                I agree, but probably not for the same reasons you do.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I see progress as fundamentally good
                Why? The Industrial Revolution, and its consequences, have notoriously been a disaster for the human race. Democracy has almost as bad a track record as Communism—looks at all the countries that call themselves democratic, or republics, and see how many times you want to say "but that's not *real* democracy so it doesn't count"—even under ideal implementations, under monarchy one man is accountable for everything, while under democracy no one is accountable for anything. The democracy that rose over Fascism and National Socialism was a democracy of FDR fabricating Supreme Court justices until it was stacked enough that whatever he wanted to do was constitutional, and the democracy that rose over Communism was one dysfunctional system having more money to throw at its problems than another. Freed slaves were free only to starve, and the mostly-functional societies that blacks and whites had developed separately being integrated at gunpoint crushed once-thriving black communities and led directly to the urban poverty and crime we're still dealing with today. Feminism has accomplished nothing except tricking women into spending the best years of their lives toiling away for a series of men they hate instead of one man that they love. We're about to spend another June with every Fortune 500 corporation screaming from every available rooftop how awesome it is to be a legbutt, but trannies continue to 41% themselves because their existence is based on a laughably false sales pitch from Big Pharma and (relatively) normal homos continue to be one of the most aggressively dysfunctional demographics in the world.
                All of this wonderful progress, and 25% of first worlders are on antidepressants and at any rate refuse to reproduces so anti-prodigiously that their governments feel forced to import the entire population of the third world to make up the difference—why?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well cause I think you're fundamentally wrong about all that stuff.

                Industrialization had some bad shit- like say child labor. But we made laws to fix that. We also got good shit- like cars, and cheap phones.

                Democracy is good because if the president goes insane we can replace him. If the monarch goes insane we're stuck with him. Anyone who's a monarchist nostalgic never bothered reading about all the kings who got overthrown and WHY they got overthrown. It's easy to miss monarchs when none of them make any important decisions these days.

                Stacking courts is superior to ethnically cleansing israelites. Throwing money at problems is superior to sending people to the gulags. No slave ever once asked to bring slavery back.

                See you make the mistake a lot of people make. You make the mistake of being ignorant- you don't know what the problems of yesteryear are and how they compare today. All you know about are the problems of today and how much you hate them. So you think that the problems of today are inherent to the system, and that we need an alternative any alternative. Which is incredibly naive.

                You also making the demographic argument- which is always the argument that people who don't understand demographics make. It's not that people aren't having enough sex dumbass. It's that college is expensive. Do you want your kids to go to college? How many? 2? Or like 12? How many hours a week do you think you'd need to spend to feed, clothe, and raise 12 kids until you send them off to college?
                (cont.)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Democracy is good because if the president goes insane we can replace him.
                >If the monarch goes insane we're stuck with him. Anyone who's a monarchist nostalgic never bothered reading about all the kings who got overthrown

                Re-read your own post. Then go back and look at the several presidents who went insane in American history and were impossible to overthrow so their wives or bankers ruled from behind the scenes.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Raegan has Alzheimers, but he was at the end of his term and only had a few months to go.

                We replaced Trump.

                What own do you think you're getting here?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"We" replaced Trump
                Who's "we", and how is the replacement any better?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The people.

                And he's better because he speaks in complete sentences.

                Either way it shows you that power changes hands and that democracy is real and we don't have a israeli shadowgovernment that controls eveyrthing. Because people are MAD. People wouldn't be mad about the election swinging the other way unless it actually meant that power shifted hands. People wouldn't be frothing at the mouth that Trump took over after Obama and Biden over Trump if those votes and those campaigns hadn't accomplished real shifts in power.

                Feel free not to like Biden or Trump or both. But it shows you that democracy is a real thing that we have. Stop being such a doomer, it's fricking cringe.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Industrialization had some bad shit- like say child labor. But we made laws to fix that. We also got good shit- like cars, and cheap phones.
                "We also got good shit, like cars that're destroying the environment—regardless of whether they're gas or electric—and cheap cellphones made by slave labor in factories with anti-suicide nets"

                >If the monarch goes insane we're stuck with him. Anyone who's a monarchist nostalgic never bothered reading about all the kings who got overthrown
                So which is it? Are you stuck with the insane monarch, or can you replace him with someone not-insane? In any case, an insane monarch is a clearly-identifiable problem with an obviousl solution, but a democracy where the decisions are nominally made by hundreds of elected representatives and actually made by an entrenched bureaucracy of like a million people is utterly intractable, especially when the only options the voters have are "the butthole causing all your problems" and "someone just as bad who isn't even willing to pretend to cater to your interests"

                >Stacking courts is superior to ethnically cleansing israelites.
                Funny you should say that in defense of the guy who literally rounded up Japanese-Americans and put them in concentration camps.
                >Throwing money at problems is superior to sending people to the gulags.
                Is spending infinity dollars on enough nukes to kill everyone in the world a hundred times over while black families starve and OD on crack *really* that much better?

                >It's that college is expensive.
                Why does everyone need to go to college? Most jobs that require a college degree—like mine—consist of sending emails all day to other people who send emails all day, and require none of the knowldege accrued at the institute of higher learning you attended. The degree's just proof you can show up on time and do busy work—like it's a stand-in for some other test of general intelligence and aptitude that you can't arbitrarily apply per Griggs v. Duke Power Co.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're looking for a perfect world- advancement with no drawbacks. Which is why you'll be permanently dissapointed. It's looking at the world the way you want it to be not the way it is.

                Again you've clearly never read about the monarchs who got overthrown if you think that having to pick between trump or biden is the same thing as the King being able to imprison you for life if you say you don't like him.

                And him putting japanese-americans in concentration camps was superior to ethnically cleansing the israelites. You know why? The Japanese-Americans didn't get ethnically cleansed. You're not going to win the 'democrace is broke' argument by trying to equivocate on things are clearly not the same.

                It's better than the Soviets winning the cold war. I mean seriously dude, you're acting like we had a binary choice between utopia and the current world. When you look at it like that of course you'll think the world is fricked. But that's an imaginary choice. We had a choice between the world as it was, and the world as it is.

                >Why does everyone need to go to college? Most jobs that require a college degree
                You answered your own question. Either way your response doesn't really deal with the economic reality of raising kids. You want people to have more kids, make raising kids cheaper. It's a pretty simple solution that nobody who is worried about birthrates ever advocates for.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And him putting japanese-americans in concentration camps was superior to ethnically cleansing the israelites. You know why?
                NTA, yeah way fewer people are going to starve or die of typhus in the camps run by the country not credibly threatened by the war than in the ones run by a counrty with the entire world allied against it
                man, that's crazy

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nuance: the ability for two things to be true at the same time.

                The japanese-american labor camps can be bad. At the same time the death camps in nazi germany can be way worse.

                Or do you want to say the death camps were nicer? Cause that would be an argument. A wrong argument, of course.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You're looking for a perfect world—advancement with no drawbacks. Which is why you'll be permanently dissapointed. It's looking at the world the way you want it to be not the way it is.
                If you aren't seeking a perfected world, then what do you think you're progressing toward? If you think that progress will never make things strictly better, but merely solve one problem while creating a bunch of others that will have to be solved by progress that leaves more new problems in its wake, ad infinitum, then what's the point?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                A world that's better than it is. The ones claiming to have a perfect world around the corner are either con-artists or idiots. See: the Nazi's and the Soviets.

                It's not about creating a world without problems. It's about creating a world with problems that are better to have than the ones we currently have.

                A problem in the modern day: millions of people going into student debt in order to get a college degree to get a middle-class wage.

                A problem in the middle ages: child-mortality rates where one in four children would die before they reached age five, due to either starvation, thirst, plague or disease. Which in turn requires women to be constantly pregnant to maintain the population levels which in turn leads to women being treated like property they are most likely going to die in childbirth from being constantly pregnant.

                See what I mean? The modern day has problems. Are they worse problems than a thousand years ago? Frick no, what are you a psycho?

                I mean what's your solution? All you've identified are problems- with zero inability to distinguish any sort of action that has caused any sort of improvement in human society. If you fundamentally don't believe in progress, what do you believe in? Nothing?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you count abortion as infant mortality (but of course, you don't), we're no better off now than we were then—but back then, people were willing to screw to perpetuate their kind and now they aren't.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again you're trying to fearmonger about 'demographic collapse' which isn't a thing.

                You've also not listed anything you DO believe in. So really you're just a doomer just trying to pretend to have any sort of intellectual basis in anything.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've made it very clear that I don't believe in "progress" or the narrative of America in particular or the forces of managerial liberalism and technological-industrial society in general being the unambiguous "good guys" of history. I think I've made it clear, but it's possible that I haven't, that I find that life is fundamentally unsatisfactory and that efforts to improve it are futile at best and counterproductive at worst.
                By all means, call me a doomer or a pseud or whatever makes you feel better about all of this progress not being able to free your drinking water of harmful contaminants or base your lifestyle on anything but coerced human toil.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean yeah, it makes it super easy to dismiss everything you say if you try to equivocate every problem in human existence and you deny the possibility than anything could ever be done about it.

                Like I disagree with conservatives because conservatives have a different definition of progress. One that I think is wrong, but I understand they are fighting for a world they think is an improvement on the one we have now. They think that low taxes will create a better world, I don't. That's an intellectual debate to be had.

                You've just got rank nihilism. That's not really an ideaology, it's you trying to blackpill people.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I disagree with conservatives because their idea of "conservatism" is digging trenches in defense of yesterday's revolutions, and has been for hundreds of years.
                I deny the possibility of improving the human condition because no matter how much you "improve" or "worsen" it, people will adjust their expectations accordingly and be just as happy or unhappy as they were before, not to mention the issue of baseline issues like availability of potable water, food insecurity, the necessity of coerced labor, etc. being unchanged but for new coats of paint in spite of everything.
                Neither of us believe that a world free of suffering is possible; you just seem to think that modern suffering is better than past suffering, even though modernity makes us more aware of how bad things are and how much worse they're going to get while simultaneously offering fewer credible palliatives.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"We also got good shit, like cars that're destroying the environment—regardless of whether they're gas or electric—and cheap cellphones made by slave labor in factories with anti-suicide nets"
                You're just being a luddite. If you think modern society is bad because we make our lives better by using what nature gives us - maybe you should go live in the woods, you moronic hippie.
                >made by slave labor in factories with anti-suicide nets
                People who voluntarily show up to work, to get paid, aren't slaves dude. The idea that working makes you a slave is peak beta male femininity. How can you criticize feminism when you are arguing men should not work and avoid any form of adversity in life? The decline of society is largely due to people like you being sentimental in the face of adversity. You just want any reason to complain why your life is a failure.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                White people expect their kids to go to college. So they have fewer kids. Same as every other first world country- see Japan, China is having this happen too. Country's aren't 'forced' to import people. Japan's not. They wanna replace everyone with robots. Most countries are just okay with letting in enough brown people to keep the population growing. Why? Well because capitalism is built on constant growth. The less people there are the less they consume, and the economy contracts which capitalism doesn't know what to do with and the system tumbles.

                Now if you want solutions to this 'problem', you could-
                -replace everyone with robots like Japan
                -become a communist and say that the government should control every aspect of the economy
                -become an anarcho-primitivist and force everyone to farm as a living so people produce more children for cheap farm labor
                -try to actively force the white population into economic decline so they stop sending their kids to college and expect high standards of living
                -stop caring about 'demographic collapse' cause it's not at thing.

                https://i.imgur.com/keElNrq.jpg

                >Everyone going on about how the liberals are going to doom society hasn't paid attention to how the liberals are always dooming society.
                I agree, but probably not for the same reasons you do.

                Point being if liberals were gonna doom society, they did it when they said that people should have the right to vote.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why? The Industrial Revolution, and its consequences, have notoriously been a disaster for the human race.
                Yes... higher life expectancy, lower working hours, more public sanitation, higher living standards, and less poverty is bad!
                >Democracy has almost as bad a track record as Communism
                Imagine thinking the US had a track record as bad as Maoist China and the Soviet Union.
                The rest of your post is just schizobabble.
                Also,
                >25% of first worlders are on antidepressants
                I've seen this statistic a lot, but its BS. Its largely because of over-prescription.
                Doctors have a tendency to over-recommend medication to game insurance companies.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but that's the remake you're thinking of. Most chinese like the 90s Mulan movie, especially young girls.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is something to be said about intentionally creating backlash against yourself to profit from backlash against the backlash, but I don’t see that working for the military

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ZFGXMJX.jpg

      Can new mascots help boost the recruitment decline?

      Only if free blowjobs came with it then I can see an improvement in recruiting. Hell it has gotten so bad here they are taking in the fattiesd2.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    that little reddit mascot looks like a "male feminist" archetype aka a rapist

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be wary of men who intentionally cultivate an image of harmlessness. Sam Hyde was right about Justin Roiland (got acquitted for assault but he's still a groomer).

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a guy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And?

          that's better moron
          women are cringe

          https://i.imgur.com/dEWbuXl.png

          WOULD

          Does your range not have complimentary crab legs delivered by range traps?

          Not only is it a guy, but he is canonically 131 feet tall. This is literally him hugging a radar tower in his official announcement pictures.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Perfect. I don't frick manlets.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            how can japs be so unfathomably based?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's better moron
        women are cringe

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not for long

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        WOULD

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does your range not have complimentary crab legs delivered by range traps?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        great job detective, thank god you were here or there'd be no way to tell

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought neko just meant cat

          Or is it the oma part?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            omeneko is basically another way of saying neko-kun, with -kun typically being a male honorific

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, but the Japanese get cutesy with those honorifics, so kun is often used ironically to refer to masculine girls too.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It directly translates to "Humanoid Cat" in this instance. It can also mean Fake cat in different context.

            However the name has a male symbol next to it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's the male symbol to the right of his name

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              the universal symbol for "femboy"
              might as well have called him Otokoneko

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Russian here, would frick.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >russian on PrepHole
          you'll be dominated by the catboi and you'll like it

          https://i.imgur.com/XnTdVDG.jpg

          I hope he doesn't see this and take it the wrong way, but he looks *exactly* like I'd expect someone who signed off on this to look.

          his smile tells me he knows and it proud

          You just know

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not telling if he doesn't 😉

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        would sex.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >replies
        When did /k/ get this gay smdh

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What, are gay people not allowed to like guns?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          newbie

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >When did /k/ get this gay
          /k/‘s always been fruity, you’re just new

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The overwhelming majority of warriors who ever lived and died knew it wasn't guy to frick a cute dude.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          On 24 February 2022

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>>>>>>>>get

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Samegayging mostly

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          when they bought bad dragons mostly

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The board population changed, before it was the army, now it is mostly the navy.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He doesn't know

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          When all the vets showed up

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        would

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that supposed to be a problem

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats not a guy. Still would

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        WOULD

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        gay cat
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      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes and???

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        lika that would fricking stop me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/gOr3SiV.jpg

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        Not only is it a guy, but he is canonically 131 feet tall. This is literally him hugging a radar tower in his official announcement pictures.

        >mascot managed to cover 3 completely different fetishes simultaneously
        Impressive, very nice
        Let's see America's mascot

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          some observations are widely applicable

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            pretty sure basedjaks were drafted by a Fingay

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/pYJerMZ.jpg

              some observations are widely applicable

              remember when it was just used by robots and PrepHolenessmen?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              actually it was a swede win

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Unironically I wonder if the problem is political. Cause like those kinds of memes are always pushed by idiots trying to come across as 'based' or whatever, they're meant to be ugly because they want to imagine their percieved enemies as ugly.

            And like Japan has politics, I know they got communists and people who think they shoulda won WW2, but they also don't have like a japanese version of alex jones or tucker carlson trying to amp everyone up for the cold-civil war.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Stop being moronic and getting your political opinions from reddit. Fricking tourist.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean you want to cite something specific there you think is wrong?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I portray myself as the basedjak THOUGHbeit

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >

                Unironically I wonder if the problem is political. Cause like those kinds of memes are always pushed by idiots trying to come across as 'based' or whatever, they're meant to be ugly because they want to imagine their percieved enemies as ugly.

                And like Japan has politics, I know they got communists and people who think they shoulda won WW2, but they also don't have like a japanese version of alex jones or tucker carlson trying to amp everyone up for the cold-civil war.
                >I portray myself as the basedjak THOUGHbeit

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                thou

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I say this and look like this

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that image
                pure gold holy shit

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Japan is a fairly apolitical country, which is why corrruption scandals, even tiny ones, blow up there way more than they do in the west. Because people kinda just expect government to do the things government does and don't think about it much.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think they have the normal level of politics. It's just they don't have the culture war and keep their politics to the ballot box.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it's more that they genuinely are kinda apathetic. It doesn't help that the LDP is effectively unbeatable in elections. Not because the people like the LDP, god no they've had terrible approval ratings since the 1960s. It's because the opposition sucks that much more and can't form a coalition to save their lives.
                It also helps that Japan doesn't have the right to information in its law, so you legally don't have the right to know what the government is doing, and the government likes it that way.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based Japs

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, I know

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course not
        Everything my dick gets hard at is automatically a girl

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          based

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/GzzgvVH.jpg

            Yes

            >white (and japanese) sissies want to become this
            hot

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tf no slim fit cute furry anthro bf to cuddle with in winter and frick senseless (I am straight btw)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you seriously think they care about that?, he's essentially the peak white male form

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        would with my wood

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not if i have any say in the matter

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's nothing gayer than fricking a woman

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically that's what the ancient samurai thought. They practiced homosexuality as a form of misogyny.

          To be fair the great poetry of the era was also from women writing about how much they love cheating on their husbands.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        WOULD

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          hot

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think so. I would join the military if I felt it would get me closer to being a cute fluffy cat boy.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.mod.go.jp/asdf/omaezaki/1/kichishoukai/index2.html
    I don't care about the furry, but I'd fight and die for Cameron and Melodon.
    Patches when?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the most grounded pick
        A turtle is best to protray a defensive army

        Of course, a cat is fine too

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          but the cat is the mascot of an air force base

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        should've went with the based turtle trooper rather than this gay-ass furry crap.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its Tomato Nadeshiko with the fish for me.
      >if something happens, hit it with the bonito
      >Bonito perseveres and endures

      Runner up is Fuuta-kun, because he's just like me fr fr.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the mouse
      c-cute...

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Reddit

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw ywn pilot an F-15J in the Nya Nya Air Force

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Japnyanese

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick America
    Frick Americans

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    S-Soft girl... Fl-Fluffy...
    >*Drools and cums*

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a boy
      also OP used a reddit screenshot again for some reason

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >S-Soft boy... Fl-Fluffy...
        >>*Drools and cums*

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        tfw no JASDF catboy gf (male)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        how can japs be so unfathomably based?

        >tfw his dick is bigger than your entire body

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Impressive, now lets see him frick a Chinese carrier to assert dominance

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/z6pwXKv.jpg

        Is that supposed to be a problem

        https://i.imgur.com/wZwN6kY.jpg

        tfw no JASDF catboy gf (male)

        The desire to watch this femboy reenact kaiju movies on korea, vladivostok and coastal china

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That fur around her balls looks so fluffy

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does everyone specifically forget that this mascot is for a specific base and not the entire JSDF?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is Kazuyoshi Usami, 35th Commander of the Omaezaki Subbase.

    be sure to give your thanks to this madlad for approving this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope he doesn't see this and take it the wrong way, but he looks *exactly* like I'd expect someone who signed off on this to look.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        his smile tells me he knows and it proud

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >my ancestors are smiling, baka gaijin.
          this is the face of a man who has won, and won his wish.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've jacked off to this cute boy multiple times now

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am neither gay or furry, but I would give him a necessary field reach-around if the combat situation we find ourselves in demands it

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Patch when

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it looks like it has a massive pair of furry testicles dangling out under the jacket

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Needs fluffy neko balls

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There are many mascots in Omaezaki base
    >/k/ only picks up Omaneko.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I also like the surfing turtle guy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Omaneko's new and also a cute catgirl (male)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Melodon my beloved

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    f-4 furrever 😉

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    buckets.
    buckets and buckets full of cum.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit is so cringe, no wonder japs don't reproduce.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese don't reproduce because they don't make much money and have to work a billion hours a week and go out drinking with the boss every day because boomers refuse to change traditions

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Japan has a comparable fertility rate to other developed countries; they're just memed on because they aren't trying to make up for it by importing the entire population of the turd world to keep their numbers up.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          american and european whites are on average 1.5-1.6, aussies and kiwis are 1.7, japan is 1.3

          lmao

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Japanese should frick more brown people imo.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Normally i'm not a fan of beaners or asian beaners, but choco hafu girls with nip facial genetics is a godly tasty combo, they need to produce more of those

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The problem is we haven't found the irl genetic combination to produce them

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My country is very actively trying to get people right now. I am recovering from serious injury and it's something I've always considered, but the main concerns I think most people have here are:

    At least two years, no choice of social environment for that time especially not the first year. You'll probably end up doing something tedious and logistical, or whatever is the most in demand job regardless of your skillset. If you're in the Army your company will either be returned (inactive), active (preparing to deploy. Not necessarily combat zones), or deployed. There is basically a 1/3 chance your company becomes active every year, and in that year you basically can't go anywhere or go too far away from the base in the case that something happens and you are deployed. Even then when you 'leave' you are a reservist unless you manage to wiggle out of it - you still have responsibilities to the army.

    It's good pay, but it seems closer to a lifestyle than a job. Your social interactions are on the base or near the base with other ADF members. You live, eat, and sleep on the base. Your recreational activities like sports or other hobbies are largely ADF run clubs and they're on base too. Your life IS army until your contract is over, no matter how much they say you can change what you're doing in future, and readjusting to civilian life is hard because of it.

    OR I could study a cheap degree on a no interest loan while developing skills and living not comfortably, but my own life. With choices and opportunities for relationships. An opportunity to be me.

    I think the perception that you sign your life to the government in the army is pretty accurate, and unfortunately that can't change, ironically enough what will help there be more freedom is more enlistments.

    Soz for the wall of text. Enjoy my autism.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drop the trans and other woke shit and recruitment would go back up.

    Simple as.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm willing to sign away my life for shit pay
      >but only if you give me meaningless feels-good bullshit
      Attracting such "people" is the exact reason behind the woke shit, lmao.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Change policy to recruit the mentally ill 1-2% of the US population
        >Recruitment of the other 98% drops by ~40% because of it
        >Better keep pushing Woke shit!

        The people in charge of recruiting are the same morons who work in marketing for large corporations.
        >Social media shows us that 60-70% of people are Gay/Trans
        >We should be producing nothing but shit those people like!
        >Why is no one consuming our new product????

        Its working great for InBev

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying forgiving them
      No.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. The American military is a shit deal unless you're dirt poor, and nobody has any patriotic delusions that they're making their home better by fighting.

    America will continue to struggle with low recruitment until it gives the average man a deal that actually benefits him for enlisting.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Explain the appeal of penis to me. I feel like I'm the only one who don't get it

    • 11 months ago
      Vogal

      It’s not about the penis, we are all interested in his female ass.

      The dick is a nice bonus.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cute
      >fun to play with
      >bounces around during seggs
      What's not to love.

      https://i.imgur.com/TzSpURT.gif

      lika that would fricking stop me

      Sundowner, no!
      Think about the code of conduct!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >War crime this!
        >Code of Conduct that!
        >Bullshit!
        >Femboys are just a part of who we are
        >why fight it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >This world, and all its people, are diseased
          >Free will is a myth
          >Religion is a joke
          >We are all pawns, controlled by something greater
          >Bussy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/94UApR2.jpg

          >This world, and all its people, are diseased
          >Free will is a myth
          >Religion is a joke
          >We are all pawns, controlled by something greater
          >Bussy

          I hate you guys so much, I was trying to fap.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack; can't fret over whether femboy catbussy is gay or not

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Can't fret over every busted nut
              FFTY

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                slippery little bastard

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              a hard dick has no conscience
              >"Hard" Willy Nelson

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >can't fret if they all have egg cells!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >His penis bounces around during seggs wat

        You gaijin and your flaccid dicks I swear

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>cute
        >>fun to play with
        around during seggs
        But enough about boobs, he was asking about penis

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why not both?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can do lots of stuff with it
      >easy to pleasure
      >simple but aesthetically pleasing shape (subjective)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      variety, visible arousal indicator, fun

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's her pants.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thread needs some Rina

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yo wait, since when did we start letting does into our compulsory service?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        since horny

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most recruits come from the south and the federal government has been destroying all southern heroes and mascots for a few years, so no. White southerners, even military legacies, aren’t going to the academies anymore or enlisting. It’s over. The new US military is a mutt and minority military. I know for a fact Texas would side with Russia in the event of a guarantee of independence.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      quack

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno about recruitment but I'll boost their population

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stealth furgay thread
    >reddit in the OP
    Do your job, Jannies.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This thread about a JASDF mascot is at least as on-topic as...about half the other threads on the board. Frick off.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      go leave

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stealth

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Furry content has been a part of /k/ longer than you have.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese furgays make cute, eye-catching mascots.

    Western furgays make doggy bondage costumes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      japanese furgays also make doggy bondage costumes, people in the west just don't see them and autism filtered through a different cultural lens is harder to recognize
      I will say their designs tend to be more inspired by baseball mascots than old disney cartoons though, which often gives a bit less of an uncanny valley effect when translated into fursuits

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to FRICK his cute furry ASS then pet his ears afterward

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a gay furry BUT

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      typical european male phrases

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    keddit

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    my mfw when

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut up fander

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nonce

        why are you in this thread, calling me the gay when you clicked on the kemobussy thread

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I called you a nonce, you nonce
          I know what you browse, you even say it out loud

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nonce

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this the white boy thread?

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you join the navy if there was more catboys lads?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it would attract TONS of lonely white guys so yeah they probably would

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        good

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't that cause bara seamen to frick off?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i hope so

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        somebody has to top

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, is this that artist that drew the comic with the guy that was dating a ghost?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm reminded of an old play I saw a while back. Set in the 50's, where a girl crossdresses as a man to get close to the guy she likes. They become buds, but now she has the problem of 'well he's not gonna frick me if he thinks I'm a dude' but she kisses him towards the end, which freaks out the guy because he liked it, and this is the 50's.

      So he breaks into a big song about trying to reconcile all the complicated feelings he has, and what he should do, and it ends on the most memorable line in the plane-

      "There's only one thing that a guy like me can do in this situation... Join the Navy!" And then he runs off stage.

      Course in good old musical fashion the crossdressing is revealed and the two get together and they have a big old song and dance.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute twinks with ears and tails? yes

      furry shit like your pic? firebomb them

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >being brown
    brown is the ugliest color
    ugly skin ugly soul

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    america seriously needs to adopt this kind of design, imagine how many white dudes would immediately sign up

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    is this the white boy thread?

    [...]

    it would attract TONS of lonely white guys so yeah they probably would

    america seriously needs to adopt this kind of design, imagine how many white dudes would immediately sign up

    You need to stop being a thirsty brown homosexual

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      just sayin the truth lad

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    homosexuality is where i draw the line, this is honest deerfricker country

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what if its a cute buck?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        would shoot hot loads in

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not gay if it's a doeboy

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    based japos, tho I don't think it would boost anything (other than making a new tag on gelbooru and e621 that'd be soon forgotten)

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >femboys and Firearms
      nice

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    There is nothing more based for a healthy, heterosexual, Indo-European-blooded male to do than sexually dominating effete malewives of neighboring cultures when he is not engaged in his growth as a warrior-poet.
    Caesar Trajanus Hadrianus is regaled in history for his greatness as a warrior and general of Rome's armies and his absolute conquest and total destruction of Judea, officially beginning the israelite diaspora and permanently buckbreaking israelites into eternal seethe and strengthening their incompetent resolve against the Yamnaya and their descendants, and for his love for his Greek twink boywife Antinoös.
    So great was Hadrian's skill as a general, that his figure and portrait is used to represent Mars within contemporary Roman artworks, and so great was his love for Greek bussy, that his lover was deified within the Egyptian pantheon as an avatar of Osiris, in the Celtic pantheon as an avatar of Belenos, and as a divine hero ascended as a god within the Greek pantheon, perhaps as a champion of Hermes, and as an idol by which Hadrian sought to unify the Greek city-states under, even establishing an imperial Roman cult of worship of Antinoös.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Counterpoint, Elagabalus is the prime argument as to why you don't let bottoms run your empire.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        bottoms are meant to rule indirectly with soft power

        Antinous only needs to lube his thighs and the world will understand.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >3dpd
          kys

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thread has nothing to do with /k/
    >filled with blatantly off-topic posts
    >jannies once again leave it up an extended period of time on purpose

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      im blatantly on-topic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      stay mad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what does this thread about a Japanese Air Force mascot have to do with Ukraine

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree but if they let the slave bumfight threads up they lose all other credibility

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do these boys always have split tails?
    Is this your usual anime/furry snowflake trait or is there actual symbolism behind it? The cat was the same.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a twin-tailed cat demon/spirit thing called nekomata, the less popular relative of nine-tailed fox

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gatosexo

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why doesn't the JSDF use traditional ninja and samurai imagery to foster a sense of masculinity to service? put it in anime style if that's what reaches the masses but jesus christ you're not attracting your best with furgirls.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >furgirls
      your point is even further driven home

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The last time they tried that they ate two nukes.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        needing two nukes to crush their warrior spirit is far, far better than a military full of literal otaku homosexuals

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if Patlabor 2 is any indication, as late as the 90s, the Japanese were worried about the USA re-occupying them if they got too belligerent

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any new patlabour movie or series? Remember the babel babel virus code on screens and that awesome helicopter attack scene.

        [...]
        Only if free blowjobs came with it then I can see an improvement in recruiting. Hell it has gotten so bad here they are taking in the fattiesd2.

        Meant for Canada. They lightened up the techie tent requirements to get more people in.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can tell you why. They did that. In WW2.

      Part of the reason Japan embraced cutesy mascots was in rejection for the overly masculine and militaristic culture they had in WW2 that led them to get nuked.

      Now a samurai with rippling muscles will probably attract the guys in Japan who said Japan shoulda won that war- but that's a problem in itself, you don't want ultra-nationalists in the military. That's what led Japan to start WW2 (the democratic civilian military was considering cutting military spending- ultranationalist parts of the military based in China decided to just invade China to justify their paychecks and when the government failed to reprimand them it meant that they were no longer the ones who made the important decisions- like which countries to invade).

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        they could just be masculine and not do the rape of nanking and unit 731 stuff.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most countries yes. Japan I'm not entirely sure.

          Anyway the problem is also public perception- you don't want the general population viewing the military as 'militaristic' as oxymoronic as that sounds. See in order to dodge the cultural guilt of 'oh my we raped a frickton of people, maybe we should critically evaluate our national identity' they instead went 'nah, militarism is the problem, we were too militaristic, militarism is only for stupid people, like the Soviets and Americans'. It got to the point they cancelled an exercise tv show back in the 60's for encouraging militarism when it was just trying to get people to do morning stretches. Now that was bigger back then, but it's still a problem now- if the people think the JSDF is all cutesy and anime, they aren't thinking about how they should cut their already shoe-string budget to keep them from getting any bright ideas like back in Manchuria.

          you can't reasonably apply this logic to any other culture on earth and have it make sense. you can embrace your nation's past warriors and not do what they did. owning a cavalry hat and lever action does not increase the odds of raping and exterminating the last of the natives.

          Hey it's not like the Japanese don't still love Samurai. They still pump out a ton of historical fiction about the Samurai and all that.

          It's just that they don't want to say 'be like a Samurai and join the military' because that's word-for-word what the Imperial government did in WW2, and it's how they convinced people being a Kamikazi pilot was a brilliant idea.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's just that they don't want to say 'be like a Samurai and join the military' because that's word-for-word what the Imperial government did in WW2, and it's how they convinced people being a Kamikazi pilot was a brilliant idea.

            check this sick recruiting and operational strategy out:
            embrace samurai culture but don't tell your soldiers to suicide bomb, commit sepuku and rape babies

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, but it's lie asking people to stop being racist. It'd solve a lot of problems but for some reason people don't wanna do it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's nothing like asking people to not be racist. it's like not specifically ordering your military to be war criminals.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The military wasn’t specifically ordered to do anything. The military unilaterally decided to go frick up China’s shit, civilian government be damned.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think one implies the other anon.

                Harking back to the imperialist days only works on boomers, it won't attract youth.

                Boomers were the post-war generation anon. AKA the ones who had to live in bombed out ruins because someone in the military thought Pearl Harbor was a good idea.

                Most imperial sympathizers are a lot like most neo-nazi's people with no tangible connection to WW2, and guys that are sad lonely incels who think they'd get a government mandated waifu if it was the good old days.

                The military wasn’t specifically ordered to do anything. The military unilaterally decided to go frick up China’s shit, civilian government be damned.

                Yeah it's something that should be focused on more in schools. To be fair, even the Chinese ignore the Chinese front, but it's fricking wild that a military garrison just up and decided to annex Manchuria one day.

                The main problem is once you own Manchuria, it's pretty fricking awkward to hand it back- owning Manchuria was very popular back in Japan. So any politician that voted to return it and punish the people responsible for getting it would have lost re-election. But not doing so meant that the politicians no longer make any of the important decisions like 'is pissing off the American's gonna pay off in the long run?'.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What problems would be solved, exactly, by people pretending (more than they already do) not to notice, e.g., what the people who commit 60% of murders in the US all have in common?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Harking back to the imperialist days only works on boomers, it won't attract youth.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can't reasonably apply this logic to any other culture on earth and have it make sense. you can embrace your nation's past warriors and not do what they did. owning a cavalry hat and lever action does not increase the odds of raping and exterminating the last of the natives.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you don't want ultra-nationalists in the military
        I mean, I guess that's true if you're a modern state that uses its military to export liberal democracy at gunpoint and boost defense conractors' quarterly earnings, but otherwise why wouldn't you?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because Ultranationalists tend to have genius ideas like 'let's invade the USSR where we're importing most of our oil, rubber and aluminum from while we're still at war with the UK', and 'let's start a war with the neutral power of the USA who largely doesn't give a shit about us while we're bogged down in a forever war in China', or 'lets wait until the Americans do a land invasion and potentially wipe out 18th of the population before settling for peace- but oh if we do we're still gonna demand to keep all out territory in China', or 'hey the American's just nuked us twice and the Emperor is going to surrender, let's lauch a coup in the imperial palace so that we can keep the war going!'

          There's been a move in recent years to paint far right ideologies as being just as legitimate as any others. They're not. Letting in far-right groups into your military is like wanting to bring back political comissars. Militaries need to be apolitical- their job is to get shit done, not to make decisions based on what would be 'based' or not.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >thinking America was just minding its own business and then one day, for no reason at all, Japan decided to attack us

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              What did we ever do to them?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Neutral states don't get to choose sides, and by cutting off sales of oil, etc. to Japan, closing the Panama Canal to Japanese shipping, and supplying Lend-Lease materials to China (et al.), America had already declared war on Japan and its allies in all but name.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So in that case, the Japanese decide, if the Americans are going to declare war on us anyway, let's knock them out in one go first- if they don't surrender immediately they'll be so far on the backfoot that they could NEVER reorganize in the Pacific to threaten us. From there it'll just be mopping up the disorganized British.

                Now of course this calculus on the part of the Japanese was OBVIOUSLY WRONG. But it's worth noting that when they did Pearl Harbor, they considered it an unimaginable success. So remember- the Pacific Theater started on the best possible terms according to the Japanese.

                Yeah, but it turns out that 'name' also includes wiping out the Japanese fleet, reducing several major Japanese cities to rubble reversing all their gains in the Pacific and in south-east asia, and nuking them twice.

                Turns out that a formal declaration of war actually means a frickton.

                What problems would be solved, exactly, by people pretending (more than they already do) not to notice, e.g., what the people who commit 60% of murders in the US all have in common?

                Well you'd understand the benefits if you stopped being racist. But I have a feeling you're not going to: hence the problem perpetuates itself.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the 800 lb gorilla can sit wherever he likes because the only crime in war is losing
                Not wrong, but not a position that'll find much genuine support from anyone else in the theater.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What theater? The Pacific theater?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i reserve the right to refuse service to anyone

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The oil embargo. The Japanese claim this was a 'declaration of war', of course nobody bought it.

                See we should remember that Japan was at war with China since 1937. China is in anarchy right now, and basically has been since they kicked out the Emperor. They're in active civil war, incompetent, corrupt, and have almost no guns (and no tanks and planes- they had an airforce that did well but they didn't last too long). And STILL the Japanese can't penetrate deeply into the interior to take them out for a number of reasons. The ONLY advantage the Japanese have is mechanization, their tanks planes and boats. All of which need OIL. Oil thy were primarily getting from the USA.

                When the embargo came down, it was estimated the Japanese had about three months left of reserves and the war machine would break down. And the Chinese would then overwhelm the Japanese with human wave tactics (google 'Chinese Knife Batallions' it's exactly what it sounds like). The intent from the US was to force the Japanese into peace-talks with the Chinese. Now in this scenario Japan probably still owns a large chunk of China, as well as their colonial holdings in Korea and the Pacific. BUT: the japanese high command believes anything but total victory over china would be suicide to their regime- they sunk in so many resources that to walk away with less than nothing they thought would completely deligitimize them. So what's the solution?

                Well the Dutch East Indies (Indonesia) has a ton of oil. And the Dutch government conveniently no longer exists thanks to the Nazi's. Taking their oil would work. Now the Dutch-in-exile are allied to the British, so that would drag the Japanese into WW2. And we all know how much America LOVES european colonies and maintaining euroepan world order and getting involved in foriegn distant wars for the sake of the British.
                (cont.)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It takes some real mental gymnastics to say America was an agressor for refusing to fund Japan's war machine when Japan was waging an offensive war of conquest.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sanctions intended to dictate another country's foreign policy, when that foreign policy doesn't affect you, aren't an act of aggression

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So we should just keep supplying oil to a country engaged in a war we don't believe in? What the frick are you smoking?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                We're neutral, remember? It's not our concern whether we believe in it or not; all that matters to us is that Japan is paying us, and the longer their war drags on the more money we'll make.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe because we aren't psychopaths, but even if we were, we were making MORE money selling shit to China before Japan came along and ruined everything and made it impossible to trade with China so purely from a business pov, it makes sense to make Japan stop fighting so that we could go back to trading with China.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >even if we were psychopaths, it's good business sense to kill millions of people and burn multiple countries to the ground so we can go back to trading with Europe and China
                checks out

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know what would prevent that?
                If Japan would stop going to war with its neighbors.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or if we kept selling them oil and teamed up with them and Germany to crush the USSR and proto-Communist China before they grew into more serious problems.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                lmao no
                the entire reason japan went schizo mode was because they didn’t want asia to depend on the west for help
                if they had successfully colonized asia they would have 100% barred anyone else to do business with them

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, and it'd have worked about as well for them as it did the last time—but at least they wouldn't be communists.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                WTF I thought you loved killing millions of people and burning countries to the ground. I mean you're saying that Japan was justified weren't you? By that metric the US should nuked them a whole lot sooner, don't you think?

                I don't get people who defend Imperial Japan. Like I get people who defend the USSR cause they're communists, or the Nazi's cause their racist. I'd get defending Japan if you yourself were Japanese. But I don't know what your average internet trolls dog in the fight of saying Japan was in the right is.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >why would terminally contrarian people on an anime website defend Imperial Japan

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >commit false flag on foreign nation for absolutely no reason
                >declare war on said nation
                >wtf these western piggies aren't impressed?!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sanctions aren't why Japan lost, moron.
                Japan lost because it got bogged down fighting two enemies at once - the Chinese and Soviets.
                The Japanese made the same mistake as Germany.
                You have to pick your battles.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fascists are great at mental gymnastics, because their reality like their morals is subjective.

                I disagree with conservatives because their idea of "conservatism" is digging trenches in defense of yesterday's revolutions, and has been for hundreds of years.
                I deny the possibility of improving the human condition because no matter how much you "improve" or "worsen" it, people will adjust their expectations accordingly and be just as happy or unhappy as they were before, not to mention the issue of baseline issues like availability of potable water, food insecurity, the necessity of coerced labor, etc. being unchanged but for new coats of paint in spite of everything.
                Neither of us believe that a world free of suffering is possible; you just seem to think that modern suffering is better than past suffering, even though modernity makes us more aware of how bad things are and how much worse they're going to get while simultaneously offering fewer credible palliatives.

                So you think the world is static. So why try to discourage people from changing anything? You don't think anything will be accomplished, but nor do you think anything will be lost. So why interject other than to stroke your ego for being a misanthrope?

                Being more aware of suffering is itself an improvement. It gives us more ability to improve our conditions. To think otherwise is to be like an ostrich- to stick your head in the sand.

                >And we all know how much America LOVES european colonies and maintaining euroepan world order and getting involved in foriegn distant wars for the sake of the British.
                I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not because we sided WITH the soviets against the british in the suez crisis because we saw it as a colonial power oppressing the egyptians. America has always felt a need to side with the underdog, like the one time we didn't was Vietnam, and that's because we literally owe our existence as a nation to France.

                Huge sarcarsm. The point being is that the Japanese didn't understand the first thing about American politics- of the big names only Yamamoto had any understanding of how America functioned, and was the only one telling everyone that going to war with America was a really fricking stupid idea.

                And to further your point, the Dutch considered it a massive betrayal that we let Indonesia go independent no contest (it was one of the few things in the cold war the soviets agreed with us on). And that was in the fifties not long after the war. The US largely saw the colonies as one big sideshow distraction that would just divert troops to unimportant fronts.

                Also the French were threatening to leave NATO if we didn't bail them out of Vietnam.

                >sanctions intended to dictate another country's foreign policy, when that foreign policy doesn't affect you, aren't an act of aggression

                You know something America loves? Open markets. You know a place America loves trading? China. You know something that is a well known piece of Chinese-American history? US enforcing the open-door policy after the Boxer Rebellion. You know something that's really hard to do with China when they're being invaded by Japan? Trade.

                It's really not at all a stretch to say ending the war in China was in America's foreign policy interests.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So you think the world is static. So why try to discourage people from changing anything? You don't think anything will be accomplished, but nor do you think anything will be lost. So why interject other than to stroke your ego for being a misanthrope?
                Because if fools and jokesters are tolerated to go into the public square and shout "The sky is green! The Sun rises in the West! Two and two make five!" without any contrary voices, then other fools will join them.
                >Being more aware of suffering is itself an improvement. It gives us more ability to improve our conditions. To think otherwise is to be like an ostrich- to stick your head in the sand.
                If my head's in the sand, yours is in the clouds. To see the world as it is and believe in the myth of Progress is ludicrous; if things were as bad back then as they'd have to have been for this to be an improvement, everyone would've killed themselves and none of us would've been born.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What, nonsense phrases like 'change is possible', 'we can improve things', 'maybe people should be less racist', 'democracy good actually'?

                Your sentence makes no sense. It's just more doomer trueisms.

                I think the difference between you and me is you believe all problems to be of equal value. Having to pay taxes is the same thing as being robbed- which ignores the fact that your taxes pay for things like roads. One situation is preferable to the other. Taxes aren't perfect- and that's where your thought process ends. They aren't perfect, and thus they must be evil. My thought process continues- taxes aren't perfect, but they are better than the alternative.

                I would urge you to read Albert Camus- a frenchman who lived through the world wars and argued that the world was inherently irrational. He said that we are like Sisyphus, forced to push the boulder up the hill only for it to roll back down. But we must imagine Sysyphus to be happy, for we are Sisyphus, and our lives are pushing the boulder up the hill. Because if don't what's the alternative? Being miserable? What would that accomplish?

                I argue the opposite what you say. To see the breadth of history and to see no change, no value, nothing of value, that is folly. You were right that conservatives are stuck in the past but at least that's a vision of a world that can be accomplished.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have to pay a third of my income to stay out of prison and in return the government, among other things, builds roads that are of poor quality, are ill-maintained, and by their nature work best when almost no one is using them—at full capacity they are almost as slow as walking. I, like most people, mainly use them to get to and from a job I hate but I do anyway so that I can use the money the government doesn't take by threat of force to feed, shelter, and clothe myself. Things are so much better now than hundreds of years ago when medieval serfs had a portion of their crops taken by their lord in exchange for nothing of value and sold or bartered the remainder to feed, clothe, and shelter themselves.
                You seem to think I'm miserable—I'm not. I see the world as it is, and I accept it as it is. I don't expect it to be better, and I'm unsurprised when it gets worse. Sisyphus's happiness can't come from the false belief that he'll ever reach the top of the hill and stay there, or the fleeting staisfaction of pushing the boulder uphill; it can only arise from not wanting to not be pushing the boulder, from acceptance that this is his life, and that he can choose to want more and be miserable, or he can take it for what it is.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And we all know how much America LOVES european colonies and maintaining euroepan world order and getting involved in foriegn distant wars for the sake of the British.
                I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not because we sided WITH the soviets against the british in the suez crisis because we saw it as a colonial power oppressing the egyptians. America has always felt a need to side with the underdog, like the one time we didn't was Vietnam, and that's because we literally owe our existence as a nation to France.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and when the government failed to reprimand them it meant that they were no longer the ones who made the important decisions
        The civilian government never had control over them. By law the IJA/IJN only had to answer to the Emperor.

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    best thread in months

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    get rid of the illegal aliens and I would consider being in the military

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bairetto

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wanting to fug cute anthro boys isnt gay
    my decision is final and there is no right of appeal

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the problem is politics
    turns out people arent very happy about being replaced by 3rd world slaves laborer because they are ok by being paid a 10th of what you need to live there
    you need a populist goverment to increast recrutement because whats the point to fight for a nation that hate you and will make your life worst then the enemie

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Femboy battalions for morale.

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kemono

    Japanese taste continues to be immaculate.

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does Japanese have the same moronic soldiers/Marines/airmen/seamen/etc. distinction English does, or are they all just "soldiers"?

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We had anthropomorphic mascots in WW2 .

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how does drake dussy work
      is the notorious duck penis a separate structure or does it extend from the cloaca

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know, and apparently nobody else does, either.

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aircraft nose art needs to be de-regulated.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >big titty gilrs painted on the planes
      >the usual suspects complain
      >to keep things equal they start painting big-dicked himbo's on the planes to balance things out.
      >Eagle One, this is Command. Prepare to deploy THE PACKAGE.

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://e621.net/posts/3807347

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to upgrade her engine.

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Reddit spacing

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >straightest /k/ thread

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