Can anyone identify this "rock"?

Can anyone identify this "rock"? It's black, very soft to the point of you being able to break it up with your hands and it can also be molded if you add water to it.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically love these threads.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming its some kinda basalt or something else close to it.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    could be Whitby jet but it's rare to be that big of a sample, since the rock breaks so easily

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coal, probably.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is up with those fingernails?

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he survived

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think you guys realize how soft this is, it's as if it was made of mud, you could do pottery with it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      can I get an approximate location? are you near a volcano? looks like a beach, what ocean are you near?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Beach yes, northern Atlantic. No volcano.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          what c**t?
          >t. geologist

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Continental Spain.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Might just be a chunk of clay?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a lump of water-packed black sand.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brother... that's a log of shit. Whale shit to be exact.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does it taste like? is it salty?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Those digits
      JFC we both know the only answer is Bitter almonds.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit is all over the beach yet I can't find anything on google nor anons seem to have any idea what it is.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I already told you what it is, you illiterate nig. It's reinforced, packed, waterlogged sand.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But why do the little rocks stick together
        magnets

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it's not. Unless you mean oil logged instead of water.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess this makes sense to post here. Oil is an ongoing organic process--happens near volcanos and shit.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you suggesting oil is a renewable resource?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's more like a really dense slime mold but yes--the idea that we'll run out of oil is pretty silly but they can remove oil faster than the magic rock can make it. Not all oil comes in this form--the fracked oil is the leftovers from dead magic rock and some oil is algae sediment but the middle east stuff is all magic rock juice.

              This isn't openly talked about but a few geologists will explain the process. The rocks are quasi-organic and under pressure (with the presence of extreme heat and the right "food") they excrete crude "oil."

              I actually learned this from an organic chemist though.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fascinating ideas, anywhere I can read more about it as a starting point?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sedimentary rock and Oil Shale are what they discuss publicly. My geologist friend just told me about rocks that make oil but I don't remember much of what he said as it was a long time ago. The Organic chemist was the one that explained the process years later.

                I have never found much on it through geology books and it's pretty specialized so not a lot of o-chem people deal with it.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I guess the organic chemistry approach would be to look at how hydrocarbon polymers are formed through organic processes.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Check out also the fischer-tropsch process, they think this is happening near black smokers to make methane

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fischer-tropsch
                >Fe catalyst
                Neat--thanks for this. Generally the public domain stuff is like 20% of the total picture. Energy cartels don't like to share.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yw sweet cheeks
                I find it interesting because theyve found methane in other planets so I wondered if it was abiogenic and found this process

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can almost guarantee you that any planet with tectonic activity very likely has naturally occurring hydrocarbon polymers.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well a lot of hydrocarbons released from tectonic activity on earth are only releasing hydrocarbons because they are melting lithosphere with hydrocarbon sinks.. not generating hydrocarbons from tectonic processes. The exception seems to be in a black smoker environment

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the idea that we'll run out of oil is pretty silly
                We are well into peak oil, Anon.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Well in to peak oil

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                remember when "peak oil" was the favorite topic of 00s doomsday cultists? they even made video games about that shit

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    if it's magnetic then compacted magnetite sand
    if not then maybe siltstone formed from eroded basalt sediment

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    basalmic vinegar

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tar balls
    What kind of numpty thinks this is basalt. Fug

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's basalt sand you f**kn*gger

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There could be deposits of black sand grains on a white sand beach after a storm, but they wouldn't occur in balls like this, and there's no reason why they would stick together when he pokes them and fall apart when he shakes them like quick clay. That doesn't make sense..

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        funknagger?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >self censoring
        ngmi

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That is definitely a whale turd.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it magnetic?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it Ambergris, the stuff whales cough up?

    If it is, you better find a way to preserve it. They use it in high-end perfumes and colognes, and it's extremely valuable. Picrel is whale expensive whale puke.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This shit is all over the beach yet I can't find anything on google nor anons seem to have any idea what it is.

      https://i.imgur.com/dTs4jZR.jpg

      I don't think you guys realize how soft this is, it's as if it was made of mud, you could do pottery with it.

      It's a piece of weathered/unconsolidated shale likely weathered out of nearby cliffs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shale.

        >shale
        is there an easy way to tell between shale/siltstone/mudstone?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Siltstone is grittier than mudstone but they're very similar. Try chewing on it and see if it's creamy or gritty then you know. Shale is like a mudstone that breaks on planes. Also the deposit in OP's pics is not any of those and they're wrong

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coprolite

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think oil or ambergis, smell it. If it smells like tar then you know what it is. If it smells like amber then take that shit because it is worth a lot of money.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shale.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks and sounds like coal breh

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