Brought a fair condition surplus M392 home from a dealer this morning for 2k credits.

Brought a fair condition surplus M392 home from a dealer this morning for 2k credits. Which M6 should I get to complete my larp loadout?
>inb4 get a Mk50
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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    M6D, anything less is just weak

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't Misriah stop making parts for them though? I'd hate to regularly use a nice antique like that if I can't maintain it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No you just need to know someone who served on a navy vessel. It's their standard sidearm still, because the UNSC hasn't figured out yet that it's fricking awesome.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, if you aren't shooting .50 Alien Eliminator are you really even shooting at all?
      If you absolutely need something practical get an m
      M6C/SOCOM

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hating on the Sidekick
    Enjoy the surgeries you'll need if you actually shoot the M6 regularly

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine wasting double dubs on intentionally wanting a modern 10mm in a setting where you have magical space 500SW automatic pistols with no recoil.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying that regular humans shoot the M6
        Considering that the Army had to put a stock on the M6 to make it shootable should tell you something.
        >Halo 3
        >12.7x30mm
        Which IS SLIGHTLY more reasonable.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are many instances of humans shooting the m6 in the game anon

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the game
            The games are abstract, but even then a magazine fed 12.7x40 would be uncomfortable as frick to hold, much less shoot.
            >weapon sizes change depending on who is holding them
            I really want an explanation for that.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the game
          The games are abstract, but even then a magazine fed 12.7x40 would be uncomfortable as frick to hold, much less shoot.
          >weapon sizes change depending on who is holding them
          I really want an explanation for that.

          moron, there are cutscenes where humans fire it and it appears to have next to zero recoil. Just like the AR, just like the 8 gauge elephant gun they call a shotgun, Halo has always portrayed UNSC weapons as having some kind of super advanced recoil dampening technology (magic). Even FUD had the AR have next to no recoil and they took the time to point out that the Carbine had enough recoil to knock someone over in the same scene.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >recoil
            I'm talking about the case length and the M6 being far too short to support the case. The handgun would be as uncomfortable as a 2x4 to hold.
            >10x25mm
            They could easily pack 18-25 rounds in a pistol that would do nearly the same as the M6 while being easy to shoot, and with the magic recoil tech they could make it full auto.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >They could easily pack 18-25 rounds in a pistol that would do nearly the same as the M6
              The M6 primarily does it's damage with explosives, reduction in caliber is an exponential drop off in effectiveness.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is that. However I'm pretty sure explosives wouldn't do much to shields, grenades just strip shields by the fragmentation while the concussion does little to no damage.
                >plasma theory
                Due to the magnetic "jacket" around each bolt and when it strikes the shield this magnetic field flux causes a localized EMP that disrupts the shield.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rookie hour, get the M90 shotgun. That's all you need.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want one so fricking bad bros, but all I ever see blow through is M45's. Why is M90 unobtainium?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know a Brute in the Banished that found a factory full of them while salvaging some glassed world.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Check out what I just bought from some Jackals for 20,000 credits

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      careful with those, some of the "karo'etba" patterns are prone to "overload" and explode if they take enough damage. If you electricity arching from it, RUN!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >from the jackels
      anon, I...
      you know what, I'll let you figure it out

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >20k for a type-54
      >when the venerable type-32 only goes for 15k
      >buying that piece of shit from a filthy buzzard for 20k
      Anon, I...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking moron
      always buy sangheili
      yes you have to know a guy who knows a guy who can vouch for you to get them to actually sell to you
      but if you can get one who will sell to you, they are too proud to haggle and upcharge you, and keep their stuff well maintained

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck getting it past customs. Should've just got a milsurp hog like the rest of us.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You got scammed hard bro
      MEANWHILE
      I bought this off my local sangheili merchant. Never seen combat but all weapon systems are fully dunctjoni

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer the Rizvum-pattern, even if it's demilled

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Buying from a jackal

      Anon is a Black person confirmed

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Covenant would never sell to a Black person.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take a type-25 plasma pistol any day. I bought a whole droppod of them for 10K credits, but they're marked as used and didn't seem to power on. Do they take 9v's?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    M7 Caseless Bullethose. Why? Because it’s fun that’s why.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    GUYS GUYS
    TVAOAN FEMALES CAN REGURGITATE PRE DIGESTED MEALS STRAIGHT DOWN YOUR GULLET IN A SURVIVAL SITUATION
    THIS WAS HOW I MANAGED TO STAY ALIVE LONG ENOUGH TO FIX THE SHITTY COVIE TECH COMMS ARRAY ON MY GFS CORVETTE TO RADIO FOR HELP (THANK GOD IT WASN'T THE UNSC BUT VENEZIANS THAT CAME)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brief update
      Anyone know a good mechanic for this shit?
      I think two of these are fried

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know how they fit sixty rounds in those old mags.
      I feel sick when I carefully watch myself load one. Is that normal?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ONI spook magic

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Case telescoped straight walled ammunition, triple stack mags.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I assume they use a smaller cartridge?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The stat is obviously based on the idea that all UNSC guns use caseless ammo.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone forgot I exist
    The M247 got done dirty.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      isn't the SAW derived from this

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, the SAW was just 343 making shit up.
        >actually want a belt fed machine gun in Halo
        Rocking 200 rounds would be pretty fricking neat.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For some fricking reason they're issuing these without optics nowadays. Absolute lunatics.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Supposedly the hardware in the newest armor systems makes external optics redundant.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        One of my old war buddies is in the S-IV corps nowadays, he says that it doesn't work that way. The armour synchs with the weapon's onboard sensors, but these 'bandit rifles' (probably named in honour of the guy who stole the fricking optics) are iron sighted, so it doesn't work.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      eh, if every soldier has a neural and a helmet that does the same job but better, why waste the money

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK THE UNSC
    REMEMBER FAR ISLE
    THE UNSC IS JUST AS BAD AS THE COVENANT
    THEY WILL GLASS COLONIES FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES
    ONIBlack folk GLOW IN THE DARK

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      was it worth the gekz, 'vadum?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would a covvie shill be spreading innie truths?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Astroturfing, anon. Figuratively AND literally.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      inniegays btfo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >THE UNSC IS JUST AS BAD AS THE COVENANT
      It's much much worse.

      was it worth the gekz, 'vadum?

      Why would a covvie shill be spreading innie truths?

      https://i.imgur.com/QCozoax.jpg

      Astroturfing, anon. Figuratively AND literally.

      We're a ballsy species, we glass as much of Africa as we want to, we don't have to hide and do glowie shit, like you.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see why any colonial citizen would need a 9mm battle rifle.
    The only reason I can see is to penetrate the body armor of our marines, like those outer world terrorists.

    Do these would be insurrectionists really think they can defeat the UNSC when it has Broadsword bombers and the Spartan super soldiers?
    I personally trust the navy to protect us, like they do every day.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that even human-friendly Sangheili Shipmasters have a "shoot on sight" standing order for all ONI designated ships and personnel.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only glowing that ONIshitters should be doing is burning from plasma.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros how do I get a Spartan gf I don't even care if its a IV I just want my head crushed Its not fair bros

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude there's only a few thousand of them and less then half are female, you don't have a chance bro

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, just grab a Brute GF

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spartans literally have no sex drive bro, I'm sorry to break it to you
      >IV
      there never was a spartan IV program anon, you must be misremembering things

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Spartans literally have no sex drive bro, I'm sorry to break it to you
        This was always a myth, and a really dumb one at that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        bullshit
        my cousin's buddy worked in some armor engineering firm, he said they had a test pilot, but since only auggies can wear spartan armor they needed a spartan. They found some spartan II woman who retired to have a kid to test drive for them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a man.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HMG-38
    https://www.halopedia.org/HMG-38_heavy_machine_gun
    It's a shame we don't get more obscure guns in Halo, but that would require 343 to read the fricking lore

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    theres a reason why the marines dropped that thing dude, treat yourself to a battle rifle and customize it through misriah armouries civilian waypoint shop

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >battle rifle
      Made for OBlack folk for suppressed use, that's the only reason for the 9.5x40 to exist. The Marines saw how "good" it was, made the rounds supersonic and then it turns out that it's worse in every way to the M392 and why the UNSC had to bring it back. The MA5 series outperforms it close range, shield stripping, armor pen, and for suppression and the M392 is more accurate and has a longer effective range.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i can tell you never served, maybe if you compare paper stats like a video game the m392 might seem like the better option but you cant beat the battle rifles accurate burst fire and larger mags, i dropped many grunts and even an elite thanks to those accurate and rapid bursts on Alluvion while the Army guys lose half their mag to a grunt and paid for it dearly during those frickin covenant assaults

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >can keep a good group on burst
          Lol, lamo.

          9.5 is mach 4 you dimwit, it's way bigger AND way faster than your +p+ grampa round. It's literally all upside.

          >Mach 4
          In what fricking universe?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Lol, lamo.
            current gen always like to rag on the battle rifle while spouting love for the DMR, fun fact the battle rifle fricked up aliens and it will continue fricking up our enemies while the DMR sits in the cupboard of a elderly farmer on some backwater planet

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >implying that the BR wasn't pulled out of storage because of the Created Uprising
              (I fricking hate 343 lore)
              The UNSC is so fricking desperate they're using the AIR FORCE's MA37 and CMA shitsticks, all the good shit got left behind on Earth and the various anchorages. The only good thing about this situation is that the Created lack "hard" assets, sure they've got the Guardians but unless Cortana wants to glass everything all she can do is seethe and cope. Thank frick we didn't build robot ground troops and mass deploy UCAV/UCGV's or things would be VERY bad.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                (343 games have dogshit lore and storytelling)
                The UNSC were a powerhouse after the war yet we still lose to some AI b***h? maybe they should stop oppressing freedom loving individuals and euthanise their rogue jacked up special forces

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bullshit, only Spartans can handle the recoil from the third shot of a br, and you claim to have dropped an elite with ur infantry rifle? Bullshit. Maybe if u were a gunner on a hog, but not with a br, how many of ur buddies pumped bullets into him before your stray shot took him out?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably was a Brute he shot, they still haven't understood the technology of "energy shields" except for their Chieftains.
            >why
            Probably to prevent their underlings from getting cute and trying for a "Ballistic promotion".

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            its always a team effort brother, again probably a never served or sat in some desk job on earth the entire time, by reach me and the all the boys from 12th marines were crackshots with battle rifles, full burst and everything, a few platoons started dumping their ma5cs for a battle rifle centric loadout and of course the army were there to quickly take up our left overs considering the trash they were issued

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >everyone getting a BR55
              >when they were only issued to ONI spec ops and Marine Scout Snipers
              STOLEN VALOR ALERT.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i think u been playing too many video games son and not been paying attention to history class, BR55 has been standard UNSC issue throughout the war

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is an ONI spook trying to gaslight us again?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        9.5 is mach 4 you dimwit, it's way bigger AND way faster than your +p+ grampa round. It's literally all upside.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys. I live on Reach. Part of the recolonization effort. I like to scavenge relics from the war. Sometimes, I find working weapons, armor, and even some vehicles. But I found some kind of helmet by my homestead. It's cracked and burned to shit. I've never seen anything like it. It's not covie shit but this most definitely didn't belong to a grunt. Does anyone know anything about this helmet? Think I'm gonna clean it and use it as a display of some sort.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like an ODST helmet. Pull the memory card and upload the footage, he probably died like a b***h.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sadly, it seems like the helmet got completely fried in a glassing. Nothing works on it. He probably was a fricking oni b***hboi so I think I'm gonna hang it above my outhouse door lol.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i assume you settled further north near the poles? lol at those morons who settled in the glasslands that took the brunt of the covenant effort

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what was bro doing out in the middle of the reach highlands alone? dig around the ground for the rest of the armour or gear he was carrying, if the helmet wasnt just discarded solo it will still be around

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Found an old rusty MA37 buried a couple of feet away. Also, a nonfunctional energy sword. I'll keep digging around. I feel this is a good spot for relics. Don't think I'll get working equipment, unfortunately. Some kind of shit went down at this spot, though, so it's worth some more digging.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          granted none of the reconstruction companies have the right to the land you may find something good you can keep or sell, probably not weapons though as theres innumerable other sites planetwide that are glorified mass graves for thousands of soldiers weapons included let alone abandoned stockpiles or caches.
          If you find anything ONI though let me know i have contacts on eridanus II who will pay top credit for that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How heavy is it? Probably the easiest way to know if its just your regular ODST helmet or a Mjolnir version.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know people like to talk mad shit about it, but the C is a nice reliable little pistol at the end of the day if you don't want to worry about fumbling with a scope

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was shit, they never should have gotten rid of the smartlink scope.

      Sadly, it seems like the helmet got completely fried in a glassing. Nothing works on it. He probably was a fricking oni b***hboi so I think I'm gonna hang it above my outhouse door lol.

      Saying shit like this on REACH, you're a dumbass. You know there's like 6 AI on that planet dedicated to sniffing that shit out alone right? They're probably in this thread

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick those Black folk. I collect working shit as well. May or may not have Found Pic related in a phantom wreck. Frick around find out.

        i assume you settled further north near the poles? lol at those morons who settled in the glasslands that took the brunt of the covenant effort

        >Tell me where you live bro
        Not today ONI gay.

        How heavy is it? Probably the easiest way to know if its just your regular ODST helmet or a Mjolnir version.

        Pretty heavy. I've found ODST shit and this helm is almost twice as heavy

        granted none of the reconstruction companies have the right to the land you may find something good you can keep or sell, probably not weapons though as theres innumerable other sites planetwide that are glorified mass graves for thousands of soldiers weapons included let alone abandoned stockpiles or caches.
        If you find anything ONI though let me know i have contacts on eridanus II who will pay top credit for that

        The best part of living here, man. There is so much cool shit to be found. I'll keep an eye out for oni gear and let you know.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Pic related

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >fuel rod
            Enjoy your radiation poisoning.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ONI waits two weeks
            >finds you dying in your bed shitting your organs out from radiation poisoning
            >says "lmao" and takes all your shit
            moron alert

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Find a Mjolnir helmet
          >Post it on PrepHole

          Enjoy your ~~*ONI*~~ggers raid

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The best part of living here, man. There is so much cool shit to be found. I'll keep an eye out for oni gear and let you know.
          Getting it out is the other issue: UNSC have reachs orbit and local area locked down pretty tight, sure its probably to stop scavengers from pilfering the hundreds of naval wrecks and such but if whatever gear you pull out from reach starts pinging out ONI or UNSC tags your boned

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            There are smuggler operations around. You just gotta know the right people

            >fuel rod
            Enjoy your radiation poisoning.

            >ONI waits two weeks
            >finds you dying in your bed shitting your organs out from radiation poisoning
            >says "lmao" and takes all your shit
            moron alert

            God you gays sound like my family and I'll tell you the same I told them The fact I've been coughing up blood for weeks has nothing to do with the alien radiation cannon I barely understand. It's just allergies.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Based. Have you tried it on a moa or one of these frickers yet?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hahaha. Great idea, Anon. Think I'll go hunting later.

                I have the contacts outside of system but only real way for me to get onto reach is becoming some pioneer for some sort of corporate recolonization and if they catch my ass applying to that im being hauled to a blacksite

                May or may not know a guy. I can get small shit off the planet. For the right creds at least.

                >allergies
                Yeah, you're right it's not radiation. Did you know that the ammunition for the fuel rod cannon puts off heat? You should eject the clip and sleep with it to keep warm at night, and be sure to put it next to your genitals to keep them nice and toasty!

                I bet you believe everything the UNSC tells you. Frickin s o y boi

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what the UNSC tells you
                It's more along the lines of a education better than the third grade but go on.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It wasn't brute ships that glassed Africa. I'm telling you it was the allied elites and the UNSC covered for them.
                Also, you're telling me the Spirit of Fire just happened to disappear without a trace? Coincidentally, with a spartan team aboard? Seems fishy.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And you people havent even built one statue of Rtas.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dissapeared without a trace
                Like most other UNSC ships? Most likely they got destroyed, the Spirit of Fire for all it's size was a civilian vessel at it's core, it simply couldn't fight anything above a destroyer and even then it would have to be TOUCHING the damn thing to not get instantly plasma torp'd.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >May or may not know a guy. I can get small shit off the planet. For the right creds at least.
                inner colony economy is fricked and skewed, you think a veteran of viery could make ends meet, all this while companies and the UEG profit of the exploitation of reach and other devastated colonies

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I have the contacts outside of system but only real way for me to get onto reach is becoming some pioneer for some sort of corporate recolonization and if they catch my ass applying to that im being hauled to a blacksite

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >allergies
              Yeah, you're right it's not radiation. Did you know that the ammunition for the fuel rod cannon puts off heat? You should eject the clip and sleep with it to keep warm at night, and be sure to put it next to your genitals to keep them nice and toasty!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you believe UNSC lies about radioactive weapons (100% NOT a way to get people to not loot alien weapons) then how could said aliens use them?! were all the covenant species immune to gamma rays?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the Covenant weapons not being radioactive
                Tell that to my cousin.
                >took a hit from a carbine
                >round shattered in his arm
                >radiation damage so severe that he had to have his arm amputated and his DNA so fricked no flash cloning
                They discharged him with a shitty mech prosthetic, some feel good pills, and a hour a month with a dumb AI therapist. Thanks UNSCVA.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Carbines are nasty weapons though, ive seen that green gas clouding covenant lines like a old musket line on earth, but i was talking about covenant weapons being inherentily radioactive, getting smacked by one of the rounds in the flesh or inhaling any of the fumes will frick you up with radiation
                and speaking of UNSCVA, it was nice to be discharged early 2553 just to find out my contact and representative got drafted and wasted in Voi, still never got compensation for my flash-burns from a wraith blast

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >VA
                Have you heard the sucide rate of Navy Spacers? Ones who have witnessed a glassing START at 50%. Being a spacer is probably the worst thing to be.
                >defending UNSC world
                >push back one, maybe two waves
                >more slipspace ruptures
                >get orders to withdraw
                The Covenant do this in three steps.
                >cordon
                They surround a world, not chasing retreating UNSC ships or civilian ships but will fire on any coming back or leaving
                >reconnaissance
                They fire seismic charges to map out shelters and deep mines to sniff out survivors and assume formation
                >glassing
                Using plasma beams and torps they burn the planet down to the mantel, and any UNSC ship gets to listen to the civilian coms plead and beg for mercy and one by one they go dark as they cook alive.

                And you can't do a fricking thing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >muh AI
        ONI won't do shit, they're a bunch of cucks-*loud knocking* who the frick is knocking at this hour?

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello fellow humans, how day we're having, isn't it? Do anyone else hate the UNSC and wish to organize an Insurrection to free the Outer Colonies?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      half of them dont exist thanks to your ineptitude spook boy.
      p.s open your mailbox

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll give you a lifetime supply of food nipples IF you help me find one of those floating squid balls the covies had, grunt

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no ONI.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      half of them dont exist thanks to your ineptitude spook boy.
      p.s open your mailbox

      I'll give you a lifetime supply of food nipples IF you help me find one of those floating squid balls the covies had, grunt

      Ironic post considering you midgets the ones literally ruled 24/7 by a three letter agency that is constantly provoking us in the hopes that our retaliation will give them even more power over you.

      MAJOR KAIY 'HSGUN MHANDO'EE
      RIGHTEOUS FLEET OF SANCTIFIED PROLAPSE
      2505-2554
      BORN TO KICK, FORCED TO SNIPE
      BESET BY APES, TIRED OF SNAKES
      PROUD TO CARRY A 2411 PLASMA PISTOL CAUSE THEY DON'T MAKE NO FUEL ROD PISTOL
      PROUD SUPPORTER OF ***YOUR*** ARBITER
      IF YOU DON'T LOVE SANGHEILIOS GO BACK TO EE-AAY-TYTH

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no fuel rod pistol
        I heard that some split jaws like you with crippling autism have been doing fun shit with weapons ever since the ~~*prophets*~~ got Holocaust'd. What I'm saying is don't let your memes be dreams.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off ONI, go nuke another colony to smithereens or provoke a war with our one (1) alien ally.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buy rifle for 2000 credits
    >need to spend 40,000 credits on hardware-matched targetting eyepieces to accurately shoot it
    This+proprietary mags make it a b***h to own

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone else see John117s video about the T-25

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember anons
    glassed planets have bad records

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you just get a M45E?

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    'Ate brutes
    'Ate elites
    (Not racis just don't loik 'em)
    'Ate the covenant

    Luv chief
    Luv me sergeant
    (OOH RAH!!)
    Luv the Earf

    Simple as

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting into humie guns, but only have 3 fingers. Am I fricked? Or are there some sort of special grips or similar I can slap on?
    >T. T'vaoanon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just disconnect that flimsy little piece of metal in front of the trigger, it serves no mechanical purpose.

      I dont know why the hell you'd want a Human gun though, there's only like two of them strong enough to be worth anything. Me and the boys used to shoot at each other with ARs for fun.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could commission a Sangheili Battlewright to customize the grip for you, but you'd be paying through the nose, or rather beak.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you feminine? The tightness of male tvaoan bussy (cloacussy?) got me fiendin
      Thankfully I already have a tvaoan gf

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Redpill me on the Halcyon class

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The C-II was dogshit that was regularly bodied by basic cruisers even with a 3-1 advantage

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Required a quadrillion dollars of custom upgrades to be worth anything.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't listen to these idiots. The halleys will always get you home. 90% of compartments breached and 100% of armor blasted off and they're still combat effective. The Marathons could only dream of taking a hit the way the Halcyons could.

      Also they named the next flight of cruisers the Pillar of Autumn Class.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Regular halcyons can tank an entire fleet's worth of firepower but can't even sink a corvette
      >Upgraded halcyons can take on a CAS and live but cost as much as a battlefleet
      I don't know what the boys in Mclees Shipyards are smoking.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Upgraded halcyons can take on a CAS
        You mean they can briefly survive getting pummeled by.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Keyes would like to disagree (I know it wasn't a CAS, but a frickoff hitscan laser is about the same thing)

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Keyes failed to initiate Cole Protocol and got captured
            I like war heroes that weren't captured

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Built like a cast iron brick, and about as agile.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey anons, you think Cole is alive?
    I know there were those rumors that he spent a year fighitng an innie captain and married a chick and had a kid, who turned out to be said captain
    and there are some weird discrepencies with psi serpentis (why would the flagship be carrying enough nukes to light off a brown dwarf?)
    I think the old man is living out the rest of his days with his wife

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      even if he survived dude he probably got glassed or destroyed by some covenant fleet

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys ever think, like, those forerunner guys were, like, humans but ancient?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude stop spouting oni narratives trying to distract us from the truth

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of engineer puts a bridge on the middle of a space ship?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's the safest place for it

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >plasma rifle
    >it's not rifled
    >there's no barrel
    What were they thinking?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine Halo 4 Cortana with Halo 1 Cortana's hair.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine Halo 4 Cortana with Halo 1 Cortana's hair.

      Thicctana

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        heard a rumor that this hot piece of digital ass was really just some intern's brain uploaded to a really fast ai core. if the unsc is moronic enough to upload people onto the net, maybe they're also dumb enough to clone the hot intern and I have a chance?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gov issued personal vtuber waifu
        Futuretech when

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Covenant weapons are fricking insane, especially in the first years of the war when we had no fricking clue how any of it worked. It's derived from the fact that they use it in the same tactical role as we use a rifle.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Plasma rifle is used in the role of a sub machine gun though. Elites don't fight like humans, they try to turn everything into a series of close up doorkicker operations by leveraging their navy for everything.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        plasma is a crazy devastating weapon in small arms and orbital weapons: humanity is lucky that the covenant basically had no resistance and therefore never developed equally devastating tactics rather just muh honor etc etc and were able to be stomped under the right circumstances

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine Halo 4 Cortana with Halo 1 Cortana's hair.

      https://i.imgur.com/KCdYoc6.jpg

      [...]
      Thicctana

      heard a rumor that this hot piece of digital ass was really just some intern's brain uploaded to a really fast ai core. if the unsc is moronic enough to upload people onto the net, maybe they're also dumb enough to clone the hot intern and I have a chance?

      >Gov issued personal vtuber waifu
      Futuretech when

      >every other female UNSC AI avatar wears clothes
      >Cortana either nude or wearing a skin tight data suit
      >gets thicc as time goes on
      >is in John-117's head 24/7
      Holy shit that digital bawd was basically throwing herself at him and he had no idea.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Holy shit that digital bawd was basically throwing herself at him and he had no idea.
        It's more subtle than that, he's obviously aware of their connection having a level beyond what's normal for him, he doesn't react with surprise when she uses overtly romantic gestures and phrases, he's just a psychological cripple unprepared to respond to it in any complex way.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick do I go to find some good techs and engineers to work on this? Is Venezia the only place?
    My fricking girlfriend won't stop squawking at me until I find a good crew to fix her ship up

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Itt morons arguing over the specifications of fictional weapons.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    VISR Screencap from recent deployment on Reach with the lads. We spotted a truck with exiting a refinery and we had a hunch so I let loose with the MG640. We confirmed it was carrying munitions but there were 2 children amongst the dead. Oh well they were eventually gonna become Innie foot soldiers anyways LOL

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TONIGHT
      >I drive a Warthog
      >"POWERRRRRR!"
      >May tries to use a plasma grenade
      >"Oh, ****"
      >And Richard commits a war crime
      >"Uh, I can explain that..."
      https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/72325114/

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The DMR is obviously designed to be a 50BMG, which explains the difference in damage and the size of the Mag vs capacity.

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