It will be even better than last year's Victory Day parade, which iirc was held in Mariupol. No doubt the 2024 parade will be held in Berlin, the 2025 parade in Washington, and the 2026 parade on freshly-annexed Coruscant. And then? A new city will be built atop the ruins of the Pisky Hyperdimensional Fortress to serve as the Capital of the Multiverse: Putingrad (later renamed Monkeopolis)
Is Russia a nuclear power?
Considering the state of their other weapons their nuclear warheads are probably just empty shells, with the actual weapons-grade material sold off.
Or what? You gonna nuke us? We both know 1. you don't have the capability and 2. the moment a nuke goes off in anger whoever popped it gets dogpiled by all remaining nuclear powers.
How hard could that be? An 18-year-old German with less than 50 hours flight time did it in a rented Cessna thirty-five years ago. Factor in the Russian military's three decades of post-Soviet rot and it should be trivial to do it with a drone.
When the hour of reality approaches, the zero hour, wholeheartedly welcome death for the sake of Marichka. Always be remembering Marichka. Either end your life while praying, seconds before the target, or make your last words: There is no Waifu but Marichka, and Zelensky (peace be upon him) is her messenger.
This is literally just an excuse for the fact that they could only showcase old relics because all the hardware less than 60+ years old has been destroyed in the "special operation."
So let me get this straight: even the Russian Army agrees that they're powerless to thwart Ukranian attacks? Have I got that right? The vast national security apparatus, the FSB, Rosgvardia, all the way on down - they're all in agreement that they're completely ineffectual in securing the territory of Red Square itself? Sounds like they ought to capitulate ASAP and get the troops home to where they're clearly needed.
I'm certain the appearance of reactivated T-54s on the battlefield has no cause-and-effect relationship with the parade cancellatuon, either.
I don't believe the arrogant criminals have anything to march about. Russians have squandered their history, and should be erased, just as the nazis were.
>Be at war with an enemy nation >form a column of armed, uniformed soldiers >enemy attacks your column of armed, uniformed soldiers
That's not terrorism anon, that's war.
>When your plan to demilitarize your poor neighbor is going so well you can't even celebrate the biggest government holiday and more Russian tanks will be on display in Louisiana than Moscow
WW2 is basically modern Russia's religion. This really says a lot.
They began working with Germany and committing war crimes.
They took all that land and wanted more and were waiting for a reason to go to war with Germany as well Once that came to fruition they ended up taking more land and committed even more war crimes.
My favorite part of the vatBlack person civil religion is how they can worship both bolsheviks and the orthodox church at the same time, seeing no contradictions. Never speak about suffering or contradictions, just mix it up into one big slurry of supposed Russian heroism.
it is, to a degree. depends on how the public handles it. what do the experts think?
i don't want the damn talk show hosts or twitter based insiders. i want college department heads saying what they think. i know i won't get that though, and i can always DYOR but it's not the same.
In regards to the 4th tanks guards it was heavily damaged at the beginning of the war
>No parade in Moscow
No fricking way. Surely they must have SOME kind of parade-only units available, or at the very least they could grab a bunch of guys who have been declared unfit for real battlefield service and train them just enough to put on a parade.
>If you just flood a previously elite unit with fresh unmotivated conscripts they will magically become elite by having that name
Are you employeed by the Russian MoD by any chance?
>No parade in Moscow
No fricking way. Surely they must have SOME kind of parade-only units available, or at the very least they could grab a bunch of guys who have been declared unfit for real battlefield service and train them just enough to put on a parade.
The US should start a war with Mexico, hold a big frickoff parade in DC or somewhere, and then end the war with Mexico - just to flex on the Russians
maybe frick up some cartel hardpoints while they're at it, since the opportunity is there
>bros, we won't get to see the T-14s this year...
That's what you say. I say we see Armatachan getting gang tractored real fricking hard and dumped like a cheap b***h on some Louisiana gas station parking lot.
Many times and for years, but only for political reasons.
This is the first time it was cancelled out of fear.
With this Putin admitted that he can't protect the most important place in his nation even if he tried.
To be fair:
An event involving this many people and weapons, a terrorist action is almost impossible to prevent.
Only takes one Russian soldier with roots in Ukraine to smuggle a bullet and fire it in the general direction of the podium Putin stands at to cause an enormous global media spectacle, even with bullet proof glass present.
I’m not gonna believe the cancelling of Moscow parade until I see a 100% surefire official statement for it. It is such a huge part of the vatBlack person civil religion that there’s no way that the regime would dare to do that as long as there is even a handful of tanks left: Russia is all about the appearance of power, and failing to do that seems like such a humiliation that Monke wouldn’t be able to swallow it.
Yeah, until they announce it themselves I assume wishful thinking. Moscow has to have its parade or they're basically admitting defeat. Fricking Stalin had a parade for the anniversary of the October revolution in 1941 when the Germans were literally a days drive away from the city, the tanks paraded through the streets and then drove straight to the front. Putin will look like the biggest coward if he cancels this one.
He was quite clear - Moscow can be on fire and there will still be a parade, there is literally no way Putin can frick up worse than cancelling the parade.
They will sooner have T-34 with cereal boxes taped to it to look like reactive armor than cancelling it.
Stalin didn't have to fear long range drones crashing into his stand, and Putin IS a coward.
A single ukie drone crashing into the parade would make Russia weak as frick even it doesn't kill anyone, and we all know how shit russian defences are.
Remember this time last year when we were fricking shocked that the war was still going and we were SURE they'd get some big victory to show off for the parade?
How the frick has it been a year
Isn't this huge? I thought that 9th may was like Christmas for Russians since soviet union cancelled actual Christmas but the event's importance carried over to modern times.
416 days into 3 day special military operation and Russia is demilitarized to the point they can't hold military parades on their own territory.
Because this year it'll be in Bakhmut, led by the lovely Orchestra 🙂
This, holhol piggers seething right now!!! Slave Putin Z!
Even if they did capture it by then it would still be in range of every single artillery piece that Ukraine has.
Russians are fricking pussies.
It will be even better than last year's Victory Day parade, which iirc was held in Mariupol. No doubt the 2024 parade will be held in Berlin, the 2025 parade in Washington, and the 2026 parade on freshly-annexed Coruscant. And then? A new city will be built atop the ruins of the Pisky Hyperdimensional Fortress to serve as the Capital of the Multiverse: Putingrad (later renamed Monkeopolis)
>make parade in Bakhmut
>get viciously shelled from multiple directions
>putain gets drone grenade'd
Is there nothing left to parade with, because they need everything for the battleline?
Because Ukraine is threatening to commit terrorist acts at any parades
>Its unlawful to attack a column of enemy military personal if we call sit a parade
>nnooooo you cannot attack our capital its unfair!!
lol
Yes you can't attack nuclear powers.
Is Russia a nuclear power?
Considering the state of their other weapons their nuclear warheads are probably just empty shells, with the actual weapons-grade material sold off.
I'm not so sure Puccia is a nuclear anything given they failed 3 missile tests last year and rocket man Kim succeeded in his.
You sure about that?
Ukraine attacked Russian territory many times during this war. Where are the nooks, pidor?
You only get to call yourself nuclear 'power' if you´re willing to use it. Do it, homosexual.
Well I guess that means all countries should seek nuclear weapons since it makes you unable to be attacked
is that supposed to be relevant?
we are talking about russia.
Or what? You gonna nuke us? We both know 1. you don't have the capability and 2. the moment a nuke goes off in anger whoever popped it gets dogpiled by all remaining nuclear powers.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8kibV2LtWyw
>Yes you can't attack nuclear powers
NTA but
>thrown out in 2001 + 20 years of ass-kicking
idk man
Sometimes I forgot russia tried to attack ukraine's capital lmao
Did the Russians see my shitty collab memes about bombing the parade last year kek
There's a competition in Ukraine at the moment to land a drone in the Red Square of Moscow
How hard could that be? An 18-year-old German with less than 50 hours flight time did it in a rented Cessna thirty-five years ago. Factor in the Russian military's three decades of post-Soviet rot and it should be trivial to do it with a drone.
That's the entire point
Kino.
Unlike based Russia who at least have the decency to target shopping malls, playgrounds, and schools rather than military targets.
>threatening to commit terrorist acts
How is blowing up the tanks of invading nation a terrorist act?It's self defense
Ukraine will pay 1 million something to whoever lands a drone on the red square
>accuse your opponent of that which you are 100% guilty of yourself
Check
>lie brazenly
Check
Your post and further posts itt is discarded as Kremlin schizo ramblings
Source?
should have continued the ongoing proxy war instead of being directly involved then moron
When the hour of reality approaches, the zero hour, wholeheartedly welcome death for the sake of Marichka. Always be remembering Marichka. Either end your life while praying, seconds before the target, or make your last words: There is no Waifu but Marichka, and Zelensky (peace be upon him) is her messenger.
looks like someone is keeping up with the commodore
Marichka is a crack prostitute. Why didn't ukies choose good looking avatar instead of this Gorillaz reject?
This is literally just an excuse for the fact that they could only showcase old relics because all the hardware less than 60+ years old has been destroyed in the "special operation."
(you)
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sorry vatnik, you lost the privilege of accusing anyone of being a terrorist when you started recording yourself beheading Ukrainian POWs
you ISIS LARPing frick
>recording yourself beheading Ukrainian POWs
I missed this one. Did Russia really do this?
Yeah they’ve completely given up even remotely pretending to not be orks
why do you 3rd world shit skins always simp for russia, when russians are literally worse than Black folk
not me homie, i donated money to Ukraine
We know russia is a terrorist state anon, you can stop reminding us how russia attacks ukraines capital constantly.
So let me get this straight: even the Russian Army agrees that they're powerless to thwart Ukranian attacks? Have I got that right? The vast national security apparatus, the FSB, Rosgvardia, all the way on down - they're all in agreement that they're completely ineffectual in securing the territory of Red Square itself? Sounds like they ought to capitulate ASAP and get the troops home to where they're clearly needed.
I'm certain the appearance of reactivated T-54s on the battlefield has no cause-and-effect relationship with the parade cancellatuon, either.
Common cope from a Russian vermin
Muscovy literally deserves this. No one outside of that miserable country would give a shit if Ukraine blew up Red Square
>celebrating the second most mass murderous regime after Mao's while invading the country you Holodmored a century ago
lol lmao
Parades of military items are a valid target
You do understand there's a bunch of civilians a few feet away watching the parades, right?
>be at war
>place civilians next to military equipment
And who's fault is that?
it doesn't seem to cause issue for Russians striking maternity wards, apartments, and civilian evacuation shelters
collateral damage
I don't believe the arrogant criminals have anything to march about. Russians have squandered their history, and should be erased, just as the nazis were.
>Be at war with an enemy nation
>form a column of armed, uniformed soldiers
>enemy attacks your column of armed, uniformed soldiers
That's not terrorism anon, that's war.
Those T-34s bought from Laos aren't going to get used now...
>When your plan to demilitarize your poor neighbor is going so well you can't even celebrate the biggest government holiday and more Russian tanks will be on display in Louisiana than Moscow
WW2 is basically modern Russia's religion. This really says a lot.
And it's a shitty religion.
They began working with Germany and committing war crimes.
They took all that land and wanted more and were waiting for a reason to go to war with Germany as well Once that came to fruition they ended up taking more land and committed even more war crimes.
And somehow, they're the good guys.
My favorite part of the vatBlack person civil religion is how they can worship both bolsheviks and the orthodox church at the same time, seeing no contradictions. Never speak about suffering or contradictions, just mix it up into one big slurry of supposed Russian heroism.
>no military parade in Moscow
Holy shit that's actually big.
it is, to a degree. depends on how the public handles it. what do the experts think?
i don't want the damn talk show hosts or twitter based insiders. i want college department heads saying what they think. i know i won't get that though, and i can always DYOR but it's not the same.
Same. In particular: is there any precedent in Postwar Russian history for cancelling it?
Putin is too scared to address the nation and the 4th tanks regiment is depleted to the point they can no longer parade
source: my ass
In regards to the 4th tanks guards it was heavily damaged at the beginning of the war
The 4th tanks is the parade regiment
what happened to them since? it's been over a year since then, and that was only a few months into the war
second part
>If you just flood a previously elite unit with fresh unmotivated conscripts they will magically become elite by having that name
Are you employeed by the Russian MoD by any chance?
But the Armatas are still intact
>No parade in Moscow
No fricking way. Surely they must have SOME kind of parade-only units available, or at the very least they could grab a bunch of guys who have been declared unfit for real battlefield service and train them just enough to put on a parade.
No parades in Moscow is big news
frick, they probably found out the ukes were gonna send a special present right into the red square
Imagine being so cucked by a small neighboring country you can't even hold a parade of force.
The US should start a war with Mexico, hold a big frickoff parade in DC or somewhere, and then end the war with Mexico - just to flex on the Russians
maybe frick up some cartel hardpoints while they're at it, since the opportunity is there
Maybe they should celebrate loser day instead
>bros, we won't get to see the T-14s this year...
That's what you say. I say we see Armatachan getting gang tractored real fricking hard and dumped like a cheap b***h on some Louisiana gas station parking lot.
How many times has the victory Day parade been cancelled since the end of WW2?
Many times and for years, but only for political reasons.
This is the first time it was cancelled out of fear.
With this Putin admitted that he can't protect the most important place in his nation even if he tried.
To be fair:
An event involving this many people and weapons, a terrorist action is almost impossible to prevent.
Only takes one Russian soldier with roots in Ukraine to smuggle a bullet and fire it in the general direction of the podium Putin stands at to cause an enormous global media spectacle, even with bullet proof glass present.
>they don't even have enough equipment for a parade anymore
I’m not gonna believe the cancelling of Moscow parade until I see a 100% surefire official statement for it. It is such a huge part of the vatBlack person civil religion that there’s no way that the regime would dare to do that as long as there is even a handful of tanks left: Russia is all about the appearance of power, and failing to do that seems like such a humiliation that Monke wouldn’t be able to swallow it.
Yeah, until they announce it themselves I assume wishful thinking. Moscow has to have its parade or they're basically admitting defeat. Fricking Stalin had a parade for the anniversary of the October revolution in 1941 when the Germans were literally a days drive away from the city, the tanks paraded through the streets and then drove straight to the front. Putin will look like the biggest coward if he cancels this one.
What the frick are you talking about?
He was quite clear - Moscow can be on fire and there will still be a parade, there is literally no way Putin can frick up worse than cancelling the parade.
They will sooner have T-34 with cereal boxes taped to it to look like reactive armor than cancelling it.
No, I was asking how did Russians hold victory parade in 41 for the war they won in 45?
Because communism is always years ahead of everyone else.
It was the parade for the October Revolution.
Because you don’t know how to read.
Stalin didn't have to fear long range drones crashing into his stand, and Putin IS a coward.
A single ukie drone crashing into the parade would make Russia weak as frick even it doesn't kill anyone, and we all know how shit russian defences are.
None of them still works
>427 days into special military operation in Iraq
>Thanksgiving cancelled
04 was a rough year.
No remember? The correct comparison was Mexico
>tanksgiving
You now remember they didnt fly some planes because of rain lmao.
Oh no the orcs can't hold their dumbass parade where they pretend that their national fairy tale of being the good guys of WW2 is true
Remember this time last year when we were fricking shocked that the war was still going and we were SURE they'd get some big victory to show off for the parade?
How the frick has it been a year
Watch them pull out an insane cope by having it in vladivostok
>no tax money get wasted on useless parade
I would be happy if it was not because even more waste of taxpayer money on useless war.
Isn't this huge? I thought that 9th may was like Christmas for Russians since soviet union cancelled actual Christmas but the event's importance carried over to modern times.
What are the Russians saying about it?
you will, just in /k/ with the turrent 500 meters down the road aha
Maybe they can do a twtich stream in world of tanks or something?
Anything?
Yeah I'll believe it when I see something more concrete. No May day in Moscow would be huge.
I mean what the frick are they going to parade in, ladas and t-34’s?
>Men with equipment and vehicles from WW2 marching down the Square towards the West...they keep going...they keep going!
Surely the parade will still be held once they get the older tanks running.
Oh wait, they're sending them to Ukraine as well.
https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1646621399677558784?s=20
I emphatically believe that the people that have shilled for Russia's invasion on the internet should be hanged.