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Russians on the outskirts of New York NATO is finished.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the Russians invaded NYC they would get turned into chopped cheese the ocky way in Brooklyn and we’d get sturdy on their dead bodies

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Russians on the outskirts of New York
    Based. I've been training for this since 2003

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy sh.. Thats nostalgia. That multiplayer mode where you had to spawn soldiers to win was magic. To bad the danish garden gnomes got cold feet after kane and lynch and now do not dare to do anything else than Hitman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gets shot in the back by Jamal on his way to NY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >There's an alternate universe out there where Freedom Fighters 2 exists
      It's not fair bros

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only place where I've seen urban combat with skyscrapers is in military sci-fi novels

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you point to Sarajevo on a map, anon?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those barely qualify as high rises Anon. They’re definitely not skyscrapers.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >90m tall
          >definition of skyscraper is 100m tall
          At the high end of high rises, but i guess i have to concede that they aren't skyscrapers.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm seeing 110m

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              First result said 90 for me, others 110. odd.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe occupiable space? Or maybe that was the original plan and those hats came later in design.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not exactly megalopolis

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >25 stories
        >skyscraper
        bruh

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not exactly megalopolis

          Those barely qualify as high rises Anon. They’re definitely not skyscrapers.

          https://i.imgur.com/sv3AQnQ.jpg

          >90m tall
          >definition of skyscraper is 100m tall
          At the high end of high rises, but i guess i have to concede that they aren't skyscrapers.

          >UNITIC Twin Towers (full name: United Investment and Trading Company, formerly UNIS Holding BiH) are twin skyscrapers
          >skyscrapers

          https://www.skyscrapercenter.com/building/unis-towers-i/10210

          Literally on skyscrapercenter.com.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >this one site uses the special word to say my country's tallest buildings are tall, so they must be tall!
            that's nice, dear. 111m wouldn't even make the tallest 100 buildings in my city, never mind country.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >110m
            congratulations your people have achieved literally 1920s "modestly tall building" technology.
            >meanwhile, in America
            >>With a roof height of 612 feet (187 m), the Singer Tower was the tallest building in the world from 1908 to 1909, when it was surpassed by the Metropolitan Life Insurance Company Tower.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Murica has a bigger building!
              No shit fuckwad, a building doesn't have to be #`1 to be a skyscraper

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It needs to at least beat 1920s buildings to be considered a skyscraper in the 1980s.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I flipped my shit when I learned that Seattle had a taller building than all of Europe combined for most of the 20th century. For 90% of it if you exclude Moscow from Europe. Yuros just don't build tall buildings.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                honestly we don't really build that much tall shit in the US anymore either, only the Chinese and other developing countries bother with that dick measuring contest anymore.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's not really any reason to. The big skyscraper boom in the early 20th century was driven by streetcars and a high degree of urbanization. The second boom mid-century was driven by suburbs feeding downtown business districts. There's just no motivation to have big office buildings in 2023. Communing sucks, public transportation sucks, everyone can just work from home.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                T'is true, we just dont like them tally wally buildings here.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        can you point to
        >urban combat
        on the map of Sarajevo

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. what weird question.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i'm sorry, bro
            i dont even know why i posted that
            its well past my bed time, good night

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even think Ukraine actually has skyscrapers, looks like their tallest building is just a random 40+ stories residential.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's real
    I'm seeing fighter jets over I-95

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How the hell did they get through?!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those goddamn Chinese balloons man! The balloooons!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was always ridiculous how they were able to invade America and all of Europe at the same time.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You’re doing a great job tonight, janny.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When in doubt, the Republic turns to Bogie in “Casablanca”:

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny when the memes about people never looking at a map of Ukraine before 2022 are borne out by reality.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's funny, but it actually makes sense that there's cities / towns in Europe named after American citires. in the US we have a buttload of towns named after European cities and whatnot. In particular, where I used to live in Upstate NY was like a bonanza of every other town being named after some European / mid eastern city. Palmyra is one I remember, there were some egyptian named towns, I think Cairo was one, Greece, Warsaw, Geneva, Macedon, hell fucking Syracuse is named after an ancient greek city.

    Also, Moscow, Idaho where that dude killed a bunch of college students or whatever.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      new york is named after york

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        then why they didnt name paris texas new paris

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t New York on the coast of the Pacific Ocean? I didn’t realise Russia was so close!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      T. Sarah Palin

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they dare to even set foot on it, we'll immediately occupy Moscow within the hour in retaliation, mark my word.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Russians on the outskirts of New York NATO is finished.

    Promises, Promises.
    Never fulfilled.
    Dreams are shattered.
    I am sad.

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