*BOOM*. Several armed thugs just broke through your front door. What's your gameplan?

*BOOM*
Several armed thugs just broke through your front door. What's your gameplan?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mk262, as needed. Thank god I moved where nogs are nearly nonexistent and the hispanics are all illegal so they mind their business.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol I saw this same thread a few weeks ago

      This guy gets it. mk262 ftw

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol I saw this same thread a few weeks ago

      This guy gets it. mk262 ftw

      Just curious, how much would I be handicapping myself shooting 55gr out of a 10.3 vs mk262 in a real world self defense situation?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

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      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It would be much louder. I'll use mk262 no matter what except maybe S&B 77gr. You could also use light varmint rounds for HD too

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probs higher chance of shit not fragmenting out of the 10.3, since it’s gonna be moving rather slow. I’d really get a 16-20” if you wanna use only 55 grain, or just spend a couple bucks and get some mk262 - don’t need to go out and get a case, just a couple boxes to fill up 2-3 mags and have a box to zero the rifle with.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    *unzips penis*

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I give them my guns.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But won't you miss your guns?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deploy anti-melinin countermeasures (weaponized vitiligo). If they're white, chuck them 5 bucks worth of heroin and copper wire

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I rape them.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's four homies walkin up and it's just me
    >BOW
    Now it's just three
    >BOW
    Now it's just two
    >BOW
    Now it's just me

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pop pop pop watchin homies drop

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the heck does he look like that?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they just might not be your run of the mill thugs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bros getting home invaded by toy soldier-men

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >skinwalker is our word
      >you can use skinwalka

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot dead all but one, sparing a single nig for a night of buck breaking to clear my mind.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's your gameplan?
    If it's brown, flush it down
    No exceptions

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if it's yellow?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let it mellow, because they're statistically less prone to crime and anti-social violence.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Correct and their women are very attractive

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blare "Reflection" at them at extremely loud levels.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow! That sucks ass!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could be worse. I could have picked "Dream Island", lol.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why, out of curiosity?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The main things I think are bad are that:
          1. The chorus isn’t strong enough to stand in contrast to the verse or live up to the buildup implied by the bridge in part because of the way its melody reflected too closely in the verse (so the chorus isn’t surprising/exciting), and this is worsened by the use of an extremely uninteresting percussion backtrack which basically mirrors the one used in the verse with slightly more fills, which are made up of cymbals which sound like shit
          2. The verse’s rhythm backtrack is appropriately unobtrusive but the huge overuse of harmony completely counteracts the verse’s function as a contrast to the chorus, and that doesn’t succeed in making it interesting because the melody is so repetitive (which would be fine provided it was used as an effective buildup to something more interesting)
          It seems like in general, both the production and the mixing prioritized showing off the entire cast vocally over making a good song (which is why eg the cymbals sound so thin, to make room
          for what is IMO an egregiously persistent use of multipart harmonies).

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hope you're not oblivious to the irony of your criticism. You're criticizing the song for its structure. However your analysis is absolutely riddled with run-on sentences.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is a profoundly moronic response, particularly because a run-on sentence isn’t just a long sentence, it’s one in which multiple independent clauses are linked without proper punctuation. If you’re old enough to be posting on this site, the system has thoroughly failed you.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That reminds me. You are missing periods at the end of many of your sentences.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't call THIS a run-on sentence? Jesus break, break it up.

                >The chorus isn’t strong enough to stand in contrast to the verse or live up to the buildup implied by the bridge in part because of the way its melody reflected too closely in the verse (so the chorus isn’t surprising/exciting), and this is worsened by the use of an extremely uninteresting percussion backtrack which basically mirrors the one used in the verse with slightly more fills, which are made up of cymbals which sound like shit

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I prefer not to, and I prefer reading long sentences too, it feels like being taken by the hand and floating through a sequence of thoughts, rather than having to stop at each one, like a bus, to let your passengers on and off

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                God damn that gave me a chill down my spine. My brother that lopped his dick off, used to type emails just like that to try and be funny in uni.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                hole up. Was that a typo sir?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Poor guy, sorry to hear that

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            My criticism of your sentence structure and punctuation aside, I do respect the thought you put into your reply.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post-script: THIS is soft power China, when you can culturally influence a country thousands of miles away without the need to threaten them over every slight.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hear door break
    >alarm goes off
    >grab emergency self defense brick off of nightstand
    >underwear off
    >get hard
    >"Alexa play rebel yell at max volume
    >rapingtime.exe

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd offer them a bite to eat, a hug and a shoulder to cry on. after all, me having a nice house with nice things proves that they're the real victims here

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=206

  17. 2 months ago
    herbs

    TALLY HO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >THREE RUFFIANS ENTER MY HOME

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Let's not turn this murder into a rape-murder with several kidnapping and deprivation of liberty related added inclusions."

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is it Super Tuesday already? No worries fellas, hop in my Chrysler Pacifica and I’ll give you a ride to the polling station

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.
    >Three ruffians break into my house.
    >"What the devil?"
    >Grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
    >Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man
    >He's dead on the spot.
    >Draw my pistol on the second man
    >Miss him entirely because >smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog.
    >Have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot
    >"Tally ho lads"
    >Grape shot shreds another man in the blast
    >Sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
    >Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
    >He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up,
    Just as the founding fathers intended

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obligatory

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In this specific case, I whip out my trusty 10mm problem solver and show they young thugs what a proud Black single mother can do

      >ayo Tyrese give these homie a volley

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >assault rifle
        I fricking hate these people.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hollow point hot-loaded .12 gauge slug in the pelvic girdle.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > .12 gauge
      >POINT 12 gauge
      This guy uses a cannon for home defense.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    semi-auto shotty with 00 buck and slugs

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I put a Buddy Bar under my bedroom door knob every night, so I'll just stay in my room, call 911, and then shoot through the door with my AR when they try to kick it in. Then I'll just continue to stay in my room and wait for the police to come in. If I'm not in my bedroom, but close, I'll sprint into it and barricade. If I'm too far, then I guess I'll pull out my CCW and shoot at them, then sprint to my bedroom. I'm not too worried about it, though, because my dog makes a loud, scary bark every time a stranger at the door. I figure that will dissuade typical thugs from trying to get inside in the first place. Plus, I have those long screws and reinforced strike plates, so they'll have a hard time kicking the front door in. Sometimes, I think about getting an extra Buddy Bar for the front door, but it's not really necessary, is it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but it's not really necessary, is it?
      it is if you don't want your shit stolen. Unless they're breaking in to get your bussy, they're probably not going to go into the bedroom if they know someone is there.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure they would leave after seeing how I live

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*BOOM*
    >Several armed thugs just broke through your front door. What's your gameplan
    Enslave them and auction them as on demand gore footage on the darknet.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    12 gauge to the balls

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I light them up of course.
    My door is reinforced, and my apartment has no accessible external windows.
    I will hear them coming, and I will have much time to grab a weapon and stake my best angle on the entryway.
    There will be blood.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wait for them all to enter the house, then I sprint to the fuse box and kill all the lights. I also press the button i had installed activated neumatic 1/4" steel plates over all of the windows and doors, locking everybody in. NVG's? No, homosexual. This is my house, I know the way. Next I hogtie the nogs one by one RDR2 style, gag them, and spend 18 hours breaking some motherfricking bucks.
    After my balls have been adequately drained I throw them into the chicken coup, where my hens eat them living

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    politely ask them to leave

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My uncle had this situation. They didn't break the door, he saw them approaching on his ring camera. He shot the first guy through the door, and his two partners through the wall where they were lined up. (Gotta love sheetrock and osb constuction) killed all 3. Cops shook his hand and said good job. This was 2002, so he probably would be nailed now. You know for killing future doctors or jogging professionals. It was a mini 14.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      2020, fricking fat fingers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >killed all 3. Cops shook his hand and said good job
      What odd joy do you get from blatantly lying on the internet

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's your gameplan?
    "STAWP IT! You are violating common sense laws that make home invasions illegal now STAWP IT!!! I voted for BIDEN !!!"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crank operates gatling guns are not machine guns under US law and so are not regulated as such by the ATF. This means you can place Daisy The Black Remover in an easy to reach location and educate the hoodlums in multiple rapid-fire doses of information as and when they decide to peek around the corner.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I'm home and at my desk they get 17 rounds of 135gr +p critical futy out of my Gen 1 ppq. If I'm not home they probably get 10 rounds of 180gr +p critical duty from my Charles Daly EFS that my wife keeps on her desk. If I'm home and we're in bed, they get 20 rounds of Hornady TAP from my AR, and/or a handful of foster slugs out of my wife's turkroach emperor 12gauge.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh don't worry, your wife will have her hands full with my foster slug later

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good luck with that. I can barely handle her, you're welcome to try.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pleasing your wife is my critical duty, and nothing gets me more Hornady than going 20 rounds with the turkroach emporer shoved up my ass; really puts the + in my +p

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it really matter? I assume that unless the Black folk are out to get you in particular they'll flee once they see a gun. And if not that they'll run as soon as you shoot, even if no one gets hit.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    grounds too frozen to dig, have to call 911 to collect em I suppose

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Several armed thugs just broke through your front door
    No, they didn't.
    My defenses are too good for mere thugs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      IRON WITHIN, IRON WITHOUT!

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Step 1. Fumble in the dark
    Step 2. Get shot
    Step 3. Die

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn’t say a single word to them. I would listen to what they have to say, which is what nobody else did.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    total Black person death

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    slide samegay thread
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  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pinch off the massive turd I'm trying to pass, grab my USP 45 Elite off the sink, and start blasting away with hardcast 255gr .45 Supers. Anything that surrenders gets to spend the rest of its short existence having sex with the dead and dying while I film and jerk off. When I finish, I shoot them too.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >house is a 1910s style apartment with a central hallway
    >Bedroom in back
    >Use doorframe for cover
    >Throw 10mm hollow points from carbine
    >Follow up with 3-4 shots from a garbage 10mm glock I don't give a shit about
    >Stash the carbine
    >Call cops
    >Call lawyer
    >Call insurance
    >Change clothes
    >Report that I would like to seek medical attention and that I intend to sign a complaint with my attorney

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    30 rounds of 7.62x39

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fire up the 160 watt laser pointer.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shit cum run and gun, in random order

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One gun in each hand. 17+1 and 18+1. I magdump.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna take them a few minutes to kick that shit in. By that point I'll already have a rifle out, be in my spot waiting to blast them.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No survivors.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Put on a burlap sack mask, grab a bowie knife and a shingle hatchet.
    Hunt, kill and eat them.
    Preferably one at a time, slowly building up a crescendo of fear.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To shreds you say?

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >unsheath snubnose
    >finish my glass of scotch
    >sprint through my hallway and then slide on my wooden floors in my socks past them and behind them
    >clunk the two front guys heads together as I pass
    >basically teleport behind the 3rd guy and mozambique drill him from behind (no homo)
    >zip tie the first two guys and then buckbreak them when they wake up (also no homo)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >samegay samegay
      >samegay my glass of samegay
      >samegay naruto-style through my samegay and then slide on /k/ in my samegay samegay samegay
      >resume hitting myself
      >basically samegay
      >samegay movie reference samegay (also samegay)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >no fun allowed

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My apartment has a long hallway to the master bedroom. Also known as the Kill Corridor. Good luck brown men.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I works both ways, anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only when you are in the corridor. Peeking your head out of a doorway and blasting anything moving in said corridor will be highly effective

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/LV7elY3.jpg

        Only when you are in the corridor. Peeking your head out of a doorway and blasting anything moving in said corridor will be highly effective

        Thats only if they know the layout, which they wont. They'll enter the front door and probably go straight for the TV and game system. But they have to walk past the hallway opening. And of course we all know once one shot is fired and one of their "buddies" go down, they did the frick out.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hit the safe and give all visitors a healthy dose of 77gr TMKs for their troubles from the top of my steps.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Take the Zastava M57A off my nightstand and check that the hallway is clear. Get to the office which is a door across and get my Echelon and spare mags and give it to my wife. Grab the M59/66 and flip the bayonet. Fill them full of 7.62mm sized holes.

    Since I live in yurop and will get extremely fricked whatever I do, I get the gun from one and have my wife shoot me in the foot which provides evidence for credible self defence.

    Then call the police.

    Also try not to kill one of my two cats in the process.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bandolier of .30-06 hip fired down the stairs

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    unload my semi auto browning on them and enjoy 10 years of europoor prison

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >heavy duty sliding bolts top and bottom of front door
    >2nd story bay window right above door in my master bedroom 3 feet from my bed
    they'd only be saved by the fact I live in homosexual Canada and I'm legally only allowed to politely ask them to leave

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    See how fast I can magdump a Bersa .380 with only 8 round mags and reload. Probably fumble after a mag or two, miss most of them or not hurt them enough to stop them. Then die

    If upstairs unload a RIA M200 38spl at them, have no moon clips etc just loose rounds. Fumble reloading 2 or 3 loose rounds. Then die.

    If theres more than maybe 2. Ill die

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shotgun.
    I don't have earpro nearby though, so I guess I'm deaf now.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    After they are all in the house, turn on the gassing lines I’ve installed all over my house (rape cave). The gas is sleeping gas that paralyzes. After they are knocked out. I CLAP CHEEKS. CLAP CLAP CLAP. When they eventually wake up (my tiny sick will not wake them) they will already be locked in the dungeon.

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