*BOOM*
Several armed thugs just broke through your front door. What's your gameplan?
*BOOM*. Several armed thugs just broke through your front door. What's your gameplan?
*BOOM*
Several armed thugs just broke through your front door. What's your gameplan?
Mk262, as needed. Thank god I moved where nogs are nearly nonexistent and the hispanics are all illegal so they mind their business.
Lol I saw this same thread a few weeks ago
This guy gets it. mk262 ftw
Just curious, how much would I be handicapping myself shooting 55gr out of a 10.3 vs mk262 in a real world self defense situation?
nothing at all apart from the
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It would be much louder. I'll use mk262 no matter what except maybe S&B 77gr. You could also use light varmint rounds for HD too
Probs higher chance of shit not fragmenting out of the 10.3, since it’s gonna be moving rather slow. I’d really get a 16-20” if you wanna use only 55 grain, or just spend a couple bucks and get some mk262 - don’t need to go out and get a case, just a couple boxes to fill up 2-3 mags and have a box to zero the rifle with.
*unzips penis*
I give them my guns.
But won't you miss your guns?
Deploy anti-melinin countermeasures (weaponized vitiligo). If they're white, chuck them 5 bucks worth of heroin and copper wire
I rape them.
There's four homies walkin up and it's just me
>BOW
Now it's just three
>BOW
Now it's just two
>BOW
Now it's just me
pop pop pop watchin homies drop
why the heck does he look like that?
they just might not be your run of the mill thugs
Bros getting home invaded by toy soldier-men
>skinwalker is our word
>you can use skinwalka
Shoot dead all but one, sparing a single nig for a night of buck breaking to clear my mind.
>What's your gameplan?
If it's brown, flush it down
No exceptions
What if it's yellow?
Let it mellow, because they're statistically less prone to crime and anti-social violence.
Correct and their women are very attractive
Blare "Reflection" at them at extremely loud levels.
Wow! That sucks ass!
Could be worse. I could have picked "Dream Island", lol.
Why, out of curiosity?
The main things I think are bad are that:
1. The chorus isn’t strong enough to stand in contrast to the verse or live up to the buildup implied by the bridge in part because of the way its melody reflected too closely in the verse (so the chorus isn’t surprising/exciting), and this is worsened by the use of an extremely uninteresting percussion backtrack which basically mirrors the one used in the verse with slightly more fills, which are made up of cymbals which sound like shit
2. The verse’s rhythm backtrack is appropriately unobtrusive but the huge overuse of harmony completely counteracts the verse’s function as a contrast to the chorus, and that doesn’t succeed in making it interesting because the melody is so repetitive (which would be fine provided it was used as an effective buildup to something more interesting)
It seems like in general, both the production and the mixing prioritized showing off the entire cast vocally over making a good song (which is why eg the cymbals sound so thin, to make room
for what is IMO an egregiously persistent use of multipart harmonies).
I hope you're not oblivious to the irony of your criticism. You're criticizing the song for its structure. However your analysis is absolutely riddled with run-on sentences.
This is a profoundly moronic response, particularly because a run-on sentence isn’t just a long sentence, it’s one in which multiple independent clauses are linked without proper punctuation. If you’re old enough to be posting on this site, the system has thoroughly failed you.
That reminds me. You are missing periods at the end of many of your sentences.
You don't call THIS a run-on sentence? Jesus break, break it up.
>The chorus isn’t strong enough to stand in contrast to the verse or live up to the buildup implied by the bridge in part because of the way its melody reflected too closely in the verse (so the chorus isn’t surprising/exciting), and this is worsened by the use of an extremely uninteresting percussion backtrack which basically mirrors the one used in the verse with slightly more fills, which are made up of cymbals which sound like shit
No, I prefer not to, and I prefer reading long sentences too, it feels like being taken by the hand and floating through a sequence of thoughts, rather than having to stop at each one, like a bus, to let your passengers on and off
God damn that gave me a chill down my spine. My brother that lopped his dick off, used to type emails just like that to try and be funny in uni.
hole up. Was that a typo sir?
Poor guy, sorry to hear that
My criticism of your sentence structure and punctuation aside, I do respect the thought you put into your reply.
Post-script: THIS is soft power China, when you can culturally influence a country thousands of miles away without the need to threaten them over every slight.
>hear door break
>alarm goes off
>grab emergency self defense brick off of nightstand
>underwear off
>get hard
>"Alexa play rebel yell at max volume
>rapingtime.exe
i'd offer them a bite to eat, a hug and a shoulder to cry on. after all, me having a nice house with nice things proves that they're the real victims here
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TALLY HO
>THREE RUFFIANS ENTER MY HOME
"Let's not turn this murder into a rape-murder with several kidnapping and deprivation of liberty related added inclusions."
>Is it Super Tuesday already? No worries fellas, hop in my Chrysler Pacifica and I’ll give you a ride to the polling station
>Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.
>Three ruffians break into my house.
>"What the devil?"
>Grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
>Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man
>He's dead on the spot.
>Draw my pistol on the second man
>Miss him entirely because >smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog.
>Have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot
>"Tally ho lads"
>Grape shot shreds another man in the blast
>Sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
>Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
>He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up,
Just as the founding fathers intended
Obligatory
In this specific case, I whip out my trusty 10mm problem solver and show they young thugs what a proud Black single mother can do
>ayo Tyrese give these homie a volley
>assault rifle
I fricking hate these people.
Hollow point hot-loaded .12 gauge slug in the pelvic girdle.
> .12 gauge
>POINT 12 gauge
This guy uses a cannon for home defense.
Yes.
semi-auto shotty with 00 buck and slugs
I put a Buddy Bar under my bedroom door knob every night, so I'll just stay in my room, call 911, and then shoot through the door with my AR when they try to kick it in. Then I'll just continue to stay in my room and wait for the police to come in. If I'm not in my bedroom, but close, I'll sprint into it and barricade. If I'm too far, then I guess I'll pull out my CCW and shoot at them, then sprint to my bedroom. I'm not too worried about it, though, because my dog makes a loud, scary bark every time a stranger at the door. I figure that will dissuade typical thugs from trying to get inside in the first place. Plus, I have those long screws and reinforced strike plates, so they'll have a hard time kicking the front door in. Sometimes, I think about getting an extra Buddy Bar for the front door, but it's not really necessary, is it?
>but it's not really necessary, is it?
it is if you don't want your shit stolen. Unless they're breaking in to get your bussy, they're probably not going to go into the bedroom if they know someone is there.
Pretty sure they would leave after seeing how I live
>*BOOM*
>Several armed thugs just broke through your front door. What's your gameplan
Enslave them and auction them as on demand gore footage on the darknet.
12 gauge to the balls
I light them up of course.
My door is reinforced, and my apartment has no accessible external windows.
I will hear them coming, and I will have much time to grab a weapon and stake my best angle on the entryway.
There will be blood.
I wait for them all to enter the house, then I sprint to the fuse box and kill all the lights. I also press the button i had installed activated neumatic 1/4" steel plates over all of the windows and doors, locking everybody in. NVG's? No, homosexual. This is my house, I know the way. Next I hogtie the nogs one by one RDR2 style, gag them, and spend 18 hours breaking some motherfricking bucks.
After my balls have been adequately drained I throw them into the chicken coup, where my hens eat them living
politely ask them to leave
My uncle had this situation. They didn't break the door, he saw them approaching on his ring camera. He shot the first guy through the door, and his two partners through the wall where they were lined up. (Gotta love sheetrock and osb constuction) killed all 3. Cops shook his hand and said good job. This was 2002, so he probably would be nailed now. You know for killing future doctors or jogging professionals. It was a mini 14.
2020, fricking fat fingers
>killed all 3. Cops shook his hand and said good job
What odd joy do you get from blatantly lying on the internet
>What's your gameplan?
"STAWP IT! You are violating common sense laws that make home invasions illegal now STAWP IT!!! I voted for BIDEN !!!"
Crank operates gatling guns are not machine guns under US law and so are not regulated as such by the ATF. This means you can place Daisy The Black Remover in an easy to reach location and educate the hoodlums in multiple rapid-fire doses of information as and when they decide to peek around the corner.
If I'm home and at my desk they get 17 rounds of 135gr +p critical futy out of my Gen 1 ppq. If I'm not home they probably get 10 rounds of 180gr +p critical duty from my Charles Daly EFS that my wife keeps on her desk. If I'm home and we're in bed, they get 20 rounds of Hornady TAP from my AR, and/or a handful of foster slugs out of my wife's turkroach emperor 12gauge.
Oh don't worry, your wife will have her hands full with my foster slug later
Good luck with that. I can barely handle her, you're welcome to try.
Pleasing your wife is my critical duty, and nothing gets me more Hornady than going 20 rounds with the turkroach emporer shoved up my ass; really puts the + in my +p
Does it really matter? I assume that unless the Black folk are out to get you in particular they'll flee once they see a gun. And if not that they'll run as soon as you shoot, even if no one gets hit.
grounds too frozen to dig, have to call 911 to collect em I suppose
>Several armed thugs just broke through your front door
No, they didn't.
My defenses are too good for mere thugs.
IRON WITHIN, IRON WITHOUT!
Step 1. Fumble in the dark
Step 2. Get shot
Step 3. Die
I wouldn’t say a single word to them. I would listen to what they have to say, which is what nobody else did.
total Black person death
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Pinch off the massive turd I'm trying to pass, grab my USP 45 Elite off the sink, and start blasting away with hardcast 255gr .45 Supers. Anything that surrenders gets to spend the rest of its short existence having sex with the dead and dying while I film and jerk off. When I finish, I shoot them too.
>house is a 1910s style apartment with a central hallway
>Bedroom in back
>Use doorframe for cover
>Throw 10mm hollow points from carbine
>Follow up with 3-4 shots from a garbage 10mm glock I don't give a shit about
>Stash the carbine
>Call cops
>Call lawyer
>Call insurance
>Change clothes
>Report that I would like to seek medical attention and that I intend to sign a complaint with my attorney
30 rounds of 7.62x39
Fire up the 160 watt laser pointer.
shit cum run and gun, in random order
One gun in each hand. 17+1 and 18+1. I magdump.
It's gonna take them a few minutes to kick that shit in. By that point I'll already have a rifle out, be in my spot waiting to blast them.
No survivors.
Put on a burlap sack mask, grab a bowie knife and a shingle hatchet.
Hunt, kill and eat them.
Preferably one at a time, slowly building up a crescendo of fear.
To shreds you say?
>unsheath snubnose
>finish my glass of scotch
>sprint through my hallway and then slide on my wooden floors in my socks past them and behind them
>clunk the two front guys heads together as I pass
>basically teleport behind the 3rd guy and mozambique drill him from behind (no homo)
>zip tie the first two guys and then buckbreak them when they wake up (also no homo)
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>samegay my glass of samegay
>samegay naruto-style through my samegay and then slide on /k/ in my samegay samegay samegay
>resume hitting myself
>basically samegay
>samegay movie reference samegay (also samegay)
>no fun allowed
My apartment has a long hallway to the master bedroom. Also known as the Kill Corridor. Good luck brown men.
I works both ways, anon
Only when you are in the corridor. Peeking your head out of a doorway and blasting anything moving in said corridor will be highly effective
Thats only if they know the layout, which they wont. They'll enter the front door and probably go straight for the TV and game system. But they have to walk past the hallway opening. And of course we all know once one shot is fired and one of their "buddies" go down, they did the frick out.
Hit the safe and give all visitors a healthy dose of 77gr TMKs for their troubles from the top of my steps.
Take the Zastava M57A off my nightstand and check that the hallway is clear. Get to the office which is a door across and get my Echelon and spare mags and give it to my wife. Grab the M59/66 and flip the bayonet. Fill them full of 7.62mm sized holes.
Since I live in yurop and will get extremely fricked whatever I do, I get the gun from one and have my wife shoot me in the foot which provides evidence for credible self defence.
Then call the police.
Also try not to kill one of my two cats in the process.
bandolier of .30-06 hip fired down the stairs
unload my semi auto browning on them and enjoy 10 years of europoor prison
>heavy duty sliding bolts top and bottom of front door
>2nd story bay window right above door in my master bedroom 3 feet from my bed
they'd only be saved by the fact I live in homosexual Canada and I'm legally only allowed to politely ask them to leave
See how fast I can magdump a Bersa .380 with only 8 round mags and reload. Probably fumble after a mag or two, miss most of them or not hurt them enough to stop them. Then die
If upstairs unload a RIA M200 38spl at them, have no moon clips etc just loose rounds. Fumble reloading 2 or 3 loose rounds. Then die.
If theres more than maybe 2. Ill die
Shotgun.
I don't have earpro nearby though, so I guess I'm deaf now.
After they are all in the house, turn on the gassing lines I’ve installed all over my house (rape cave). The gas is sleeping gas that paralyzes. After they are knocked out. I CLAP CHEEKS. CLAP CLAP CLAP. When they eventually wake up (my tiny sick will not wake them) they will already be locked in the dungeon.